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S1: Ahoy!

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S3: Actually, Jack. Oh, stop! Oh!

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S4: Cold start to the year on the government mandated break,

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S4: which was bloody quick, if I might say. That was

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S4: a very fast one. Happy New Year, everyone. Straight back

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S4: into it. Blink and you'd miss that break. That was

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S4: This felt lightning quick. Anyway. We're back. Splash of water

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S3: Barely enough time to unpack your briefcase.

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S4: I didn't, I didn't. I've still got the same. I've

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S4: But Ando, for people thinking, yeah, this will probably just

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S5: Well, we know that Mike left. Yeah. Um, it was

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S5: a conscious uncoupling. Freely? Freely? Yeah, freely. Like we support him.

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S5: Yeah, exactly like me crawling back to Bec after my

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S4: Yeah, that was Mike's domain.

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S5: Hey, big news for us. Kick off this year. People

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S5: we do have a Hamish and Andy loyalty card. It

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S5: entitles you to 10% off every store worldwide. You immediately

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S4: Andy Lee hasn't stolen your money here. Yes. And that's

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S4: Well, we don't know because again, that's the thing of

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S5: The other thing that I and you have jumped in on,

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S5: who Did I see? Yes. And we reveal different clues.

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S5: And you guys normally have to guess who I saw.

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S4: Or me. Let's not forget who I saw in Denmark.

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S6: Forgotten. Oh, it's very forgettable. Bruce Springsteen's wife.

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S5: That's right.

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S4: She is when you Google her. And it's exactly who

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S5: I told you that I've seen some people. You've then

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S5: We saw James Marsden together.

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S4: We did see James Marsden. I was at the basketball,

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S4: but it's still that still counts. Yes. So I've got two.

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S4: So we're doing it to Jack. I guess we'll do it.

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S5: Well, you don't know mine. So you can do.

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S6: You can just play as normal. Yeah. Two rounds.

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S4: Two rounds.

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S5: But then, Jack, you can discern who saw the better people.

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S5: And can I just ask this, Amy, is it is

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S4: Know, these are two global names that I saw.

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S5: Okay. Let's play. Who did I see? Do you want

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S5: I reckon he's one of the most famous Michaels of

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S6: Michael fox. Michael J. Fox. Well, he's got it.

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S4: Wow. And knows him as Michael Fox. And then remembered

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S6: Well done. Jack.

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S5: I would have thought Michael Jordan would have come out

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S5: His flux capacitor was going to be my next guess.

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S5: That's good.

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S4: That is a great get.

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S6: And that's a great one. That's a huge star.

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S5: All right. Hame, over to you.

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S4: Clues. I'm just trying to. I just remembered we're meant

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S6: Are you are Michael.

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S7: Moore.

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S4: Louis Theroux. Well done.

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S6: Well done.

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S4: Connecting between, um, the bus that takes the passengers from

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S5: No, no.

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S4: Well, it was pretty common, man, I think. Um, I

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S4: Yeah, there might be a limo, but I didn't take it. Um, yeah. No, sorry.

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S4: I'm on the. Yeah, he was very close to me

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S4: He's just sort of. And I was like. I sort

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S4: So we couldn't have a conversation because they're pretty packed

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S6: Oh, this is so easily, really easily.

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S4: I would be very surprised if this guy wasn't Louis Theroux,

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S4: We don't know.

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S6: You do wonder. You do wonder that.

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S5: He was a little south of his birth home of Canada.

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S7: Hmm.

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S4: Will I.

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S7: Not? Will? I met Tom green.

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S4: Tom Belushi?

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S5: No, I didn't get no, I didn't.

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S4: Get a famous Michael Mike Myers.

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S5: No, I didn't get a sniff, but Hamish's dad would

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S6: Wait, what's the lettuce reference? One of my.

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S4: Burns to Justin Bieber. We had this.

460
00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:06,429
S6: When we did the ping pong match.

461
00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:09,629
S4: Yeah, because Justin, I mean, God, let's see if I

462
00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:11,949
S4: can remember why this happened. But for some reason, we're like,

463
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:15,590
S4: we're going to interview Justin Bieber, and then we're like, he,

464
00:19:16,109 --> 00:19:19,109
S4: he he loves he loves table tennis and every at every.

465
00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:20,990
S5: Table tennis into the interview.

466
00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:23,149
S4: Exactly. They're like at every show he plays table tennis

467
00:19:23,150 --> 00:19:24,550
S4: before he goes on. And he loves it. And so

468
00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:26,990
S4: we're like, all right. Well my dad at the time

469
00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:30,550
S4: was my stepmom's PA at a law firm and was

470
00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:33,790
S4: running their intra office table tennis championships. I was like,

471
00:19:33,790 --> 00:19:36,990
S4: my dad is actually decent at table tennis. Let's get

472
00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:41,470
S4: Justin versus my dad in an Australian Canadian table tennis Cup.

473
00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:43,310
S4: Dad had no idea who he was. Kept calling him

474
00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:44,070
S4: Jason Bieber.

475
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,190
S5: And Justin Bieber. At one point.

476
00:19:48,910 --> 00:19:52,350
S4: Bieber came in eating subway and and just like, had

477
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:54,550
S4: a lot of swagger about him and was just you'd

478
00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:56,910
S4: have to say objectively, if you didn't know that was

479
00:19:56,950 --> 00:20:00,109
S4: Justin Bieber, you go, this guy looks pretty bored. And

480
00:20:00,109 --> 00:20:02,830
S4: so was just chatting to dad and continued eating a

481
00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:03,550
S4: foot long.

482
00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:05,590
S5: And he said at one point he said, well, we

483
00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:07,830
S5: were saying like, can we please just get some kind

484
00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:10,470
S5: of rivalry going? And he said, bring it on, old man.

485
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,670
S5: And your dad went to go and jibe back and said, yeah, well,

486
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,110
S5: your breath smells like lettuce.

487
00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:17,629
S4: More confusing than anything.

488
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:20,590
S6: It's the least smelly food.

489
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,310
S4: Yeah, it's a very neutral food.

490
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,550
S5: Um, anyway. Bieber.

491
00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:26,510
S4: That's great. Where'd you see.

492
00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:30,629
S5: Him? Japanese restaurant um in LA. On my way to

493
00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:33,070
S5: the toilet, he was at a obviously a very good

494
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:36,230
S5: round table with just his mates wearing a beanie very

495
00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:38,590
S5: high on his head. I was in a tent in

496
00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:41,430
S5: the car park for overflow patrons.

497
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:42,270
S4: Were you.

498
00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:43,350
S5: Really? Yeah.

499
00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:44,390
S4: The common tent?

500
00:20:44,670 --> 00:20:47,270
S5: Yeah. Beck was very disappointed. We booked the restaurant knowing

501
00:20:47,270 --> 00:20:49,229
S5: it's a good one. And, um. Turns out.

502
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:50,470
S4: Tent in the car park.

503
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,790
S5: That was going through renovations, and we ended up in

504
00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:53,590
S5: the tent. In the.

505
00:20:53,590 --> 00:20:55,870
S4: Car. Was it a good tent? Like a yurt or a.

506
00:20:55,910 --> 00:20:57,350
S5: No, no, no, no.

507
00:20:57,350 --> 00:20:58,669
S4: It was not even a standard.

508
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,710
S5: Could have got it from Harry's wife.

509
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:01,870
S6: Oh, so more like a marquee.

510
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,750
S5: It was just a white marquee. Yeah. Um.

511
00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:07,470
S4: Of which you were still allowed to use the inside toilets.

512
00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:08,950
S4: You didn't have a portal or something.

513
00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:11,510
S5: So you.

514
00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:14,070
S4: Had. You were allowed inside to see what better people could.

515
00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:16,630
S5: Prices were the same, which I would also.

516
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:20,550
S4: You haven't applied the car park discount. Okay, let's see

517
00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:27,590
S4: if I can knock off Justin Bieber. Walking through Tribeca,

518
00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:31,149
S4: a well known trendy neighborhood in New York City, home

519
00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:35,910
S4: to both Jay-Z, Beyoncé and Robert De Niro, all three

520
00:21:35,910 --> 00:21:38,469
S4: of them not in the same house. But that's the

521
00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:41,590
S4: kind of people that live in. Yeah, yeah, to say,

522
00:21:41,590 --> 00:21:44,470
S4: but Robert De Niro's not there. Kooky. Um, you know,

523
00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:48,110
S4: spare room guy? Yeah. From what I understand, everyone's doing fine.

524
00:21:48,109 --> 00:21:50,870
S4: And they got their own places. Who should I see

525
00:21:51,030 --> 00:21:56,989
S4: strolling along? But none other than this actor with an

526
00:21:56,990 --> 00:22:02,190
S4: amazing IMDb. Uh, spanning dozens and dozens of films. He's

527
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:06,149
S4: perhaps best known to this generation as a key character

528
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:07,590
S4: on Game of Thrones.

529
00:22:07,990 --> 00:22:08,270
S7: Ooh.

530
00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:14,550
S4: Playing a Lannister nicknamed the imp, he is of.

531
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:15,710
S5: Ah, Peter Dinklage.

532
00:22:15,990 --> 00:22:18,590
S4: Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage.

533
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:19,470
S7: Well done.

534
00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:22,710
S4: Game of Thrones and a global superstar. Yes, but.

535
00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:24,510
S5: It's no beaver.

536
00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:28,510
S4: It's no beaver. And my first thought was he does

537
00:22:28,510 --> 00:22:29,990
S4: look taller. Off screen.

538
00:22:31,070 --> 00:22:32,030
S6: Oh, they make him shorter.

539
00:22:32,470 --> 00:22:33,350
S5: Peter Dinklage.

540
00:22:35,350 --> 00:22:35,590
S7: Oh.

541
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:37,630
S5: Just a regular person.

542
00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:42,750
S4: I look. To me, I was like, that is dead set,

543
00:22:42,790 --> 00:22:47,270
S4: Peter Dinklage. But you can't deny he's quiet. He's not

544
00:22:47,270 --> 00:22:48,910
S4: as short as I thought he was.

545
00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:51,110
S8: What do you mean, he is?

546
00:22:51,630 --> 00:22:53,310
S4: Yeah, I mean, I don't know, but it was. He

547
00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:54,110
S4: was his face.

548
00:22:57,230 --> 00:22:58,550
S6: And he wins hands down.

549
00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:07,429
S4: Really? And, I mean, it's been a been a big summer.

550
00:23:07,430 --> 00:23:11,550
S4: And if you think people have been out there 24

551
00:23:11,550 --> 00:23:15,429
S4: over seven, um, 12 weeks of mandated break, just pure

552
00:23:15,470 --> 00:23:18,590
S4: pleasing you. They haven't they haven't just been pleasing you.

553
00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:20,790
S4: They've been upsetting you as well. And it's time to

554
00:23:20,790 --> 00:23:28,710
S4: check in with them. Everything is neat and practical. Cause

555
00:23:28,710 --> 00:23:35,230
S4: that's the way he likes it. But what if it wasn't? Upset, Andy. God,

556
00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:38,030
S4: there's some crackers that have been coming in. There's an

557
00:23:38,030 --> 00:23:40,150
S4: upset Andy going on in my house at the moment,

558
00:23:40,150 --> 00:23:43,470
S4: which you just on a day to day basis you'd

559
00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:45,909
S4: sympathise with. So, you know, if you and I were married, Andy.

560
00:23:45,950 --> 00:23:48,990
S4: Of which there would be some upsides. I'm not lying. Um.

561
00:23:49,030 --> 00:23:50,830
S4: I think we'd have a great time if we were married.

562
00:23:50,869 --> 00:23:52,150
S4: You know, physically.

563
00:23:52,190 --> 00:23:53,510
S6: What's the biggest upside?

564
00:23:53,550 --> 00:23:57,230
S4: Oh, just same wavelength, like golf. Just very relaxed.

565
00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:57,910
S7: Yeah.

566
00:23:58,950 --> 00:24:03,030
S4: Just super duper relaxed with calendars and stuff like. Yeah, sure.

567
00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:04,950
S4: What do you want to do, mate? I'm just going

568
00:24:04,950 --> 00:24:07,030
S4: to take off for a few days. Take five. I

569
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:10,949
S4: don't care. I'm not saying it would be, you know,

570
00:24:10,990 --> 00:24:13,150
S4: but if we were married, there'd be other, obviously other issues.

571
00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:15,510
S4: And I'd. You know, I'm very happy with the choice

572
00:24:15,510 --> 00:24:18,669
S4: I've made. And so but at the moment we're going

573
00:24:18,670 --> 00:24:21,820
S4: to in in six weeks time or so. We're going

574
00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:24,780
S4: to Africa. We're going to Uganda, right as a family.

575
00:24:24,820 --> 00:24:28,419
S4: Big trip. To go to Uganda, you need yellow. Yeah.

576
00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:30,740
S4: And somehow it's fallen to me. I'm in charge of

577
00:24:30,780 --> 00:24:32,700
S4: getting the family's vaccinations.

578
00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:33,100
S5: Wow.

579
00:24:33,260 --> 00:24:35,580
S4: Like yellow fever. You need to get into the country,

580
00:24:36,180 --> 00:24:41,740
S4: and I'm organizing the visas. You would not be enjoying

581
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:46,940
S4: my updates. Of which kid has had what? Where we're

582
00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:48,620
S4: at with the visa process.

583
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:49,180
S5: No.

584
00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:52,060
S4: Lost the email? Don't worry. No, I am going to

585
00:24:52,060 --> 00:24:52,780
S4: talk to the travel.

586
00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:55,140
S6: Agent when we get to the airport. If I persist.

587
00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:56,620
S5: With you doing that.

588
00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:59,699
S4: I'm going to prove myself worthy. But the downside of

589
00:24:59,740 --> 00:25:04,300
S4: getting the Ugandan visa wrong is us all at an

590
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:07,140
S4: airport in Uganda with them going, you're not coming in.

591
00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:10,459
S6: Yeah, because it only takes one to be wrong as well. Yep.

592
00:25:11,180 --> 00:25:13,100
S4: If it's mine, that's wrong and theirs is right, I

593
00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:14,260
S4: think they'll go on without me.

594
00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:18,820
S5: Speaking of upset Andy's and travel based. I saw a

595
00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:21,860
S5: guy at the airport and one of his clasps on

596
00:25:21,859 --> 00:25:25,899
S5: his bag, you know, wasn't clicking in, you know, to

597
00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:28,859
S5: lock it. And I went, oh, I'll mail you. Your

598
00:25:28,859 --> 00:25:30,859
S5: bags unclipped. And he went, oh yeah.

599
00:25:31,220 --> 00:25:32,260
S4: Yeah, we did have a zip.

600
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:33,780
S5: Just walked off, you know, like.

601
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:36,060
S6: Sending it through the airplane.

602
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:36,380
S5: To send.

603
00:25:36,380 --> 00:25:37,900
S6: It off. Checked baggage, checked baggage.

604
00:25:37,940 --> 00:25:39,899
S5: And it just didn't have the clip thing.

605
00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:40,780
S6: And I'm like.

606
00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:42,500
S5: Oh, mate, the bag's unclipped. And he's like, oh yeah.

607
00:25:42,660 --> 00:25:44,620
S5: And he just looked at me like, oh yeah, mate, whatever.

608
00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:47,100
S5: And I almost wanted to chase it down the conveyor

609
00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:50,139
S5: belt just to clip it in. I wanted to go.

610
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,340
S5: Hang on. Is it is it? It must be broken.

611
00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:54,580
S5: But it didn't seem broken. It seemed like a perfectly

612
00:25:54,580 --> 00:25:58,139
S5: new bag. It just seemed like he didn't care for it.

613
00:25:58,460 --> 00:25:59,820
S5: And that made me angry.

614
00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:01,740
S4: He would have been fine. He would have been fine.

615
00:26:01,780 --> 00:26:03,580
S4: And God bless these people that are out there because

616
00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:05,900
S4: we don't have time to check every class, man. You know,

617
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:07,540
S4: he's got time for this kind of stuff. We live

618
00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:10,780
S4: in fast and loose. John. Ahoy to you.

619
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:13,740
S9: Ahoy, boys. And, uh, happy birthday, Andy. Hope you had

620
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:15,820
S9: a good party over in New York as well. Looked, uh,

621
00:26:15,859 --> 00:26:16,700
S9: looked a hoot.

622
00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:17,300
S5: He did.

623
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:21,740
S4: He did. Mandatory hats for everyone. Hey, John, is this

624
00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:23,300
S4: you or someone else that you know?

625
00:26:23,340 --> 00:26:26,220
S9: This is. This is someone else I work with. Okay, so.

626
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,500
S5: You're a bit more like me, John.

627
00:26:27,540 --> 00:26:31,060
S9: I'm very like you. I'm very regimented. Organized. I like

628
00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:33,700
S9: things in place, process. But, um, my colleague.

629
00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:35,060
S4: Get you to do some visas for.

630
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:35,260
S7: Me.

631
00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:37,780
S4: If you've got a bit of time.

632
00:26:38,859 --> 00:26:42,060
S9: Happily, happily. Send it through. But, um. No, uh, let's

633
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,180
S9: just call her Izzy. And this is the lady I

634
00:26:44,180 --> 00:26:47,340
S9: work with. Um, her and her friends. Whenever they go

635
00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:49,980
S9: to a sporting game or a concert or something like that.

636
00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:52,540
S9: And there's a group of, say, 10 to 15 of them.

637
00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:55,900
S9: One person will buy all the tickets in bulk. And

638
00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:59,380
S9: then instead of allocating them one by one to each person,

639
00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:02,540
S9: bang group, dump all the tickets, all in all in

640
00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:05,620
S9: a group chat. And then everyone kind of just is

641
00:27:05,619 --> 00:27:07,980
S9: a free for all for tickets. So the first person

642
00:27:07,980 --> 00:27:11,380
S9: that goes through is is fine because you know they're fine.

643
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,900
S9: But the last person he's at the gate, you know,

644
00:27:13,940 --> 00:27:18,419
S9: scanning one ticket declined. Second decline all the way to

645
00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:20,460
S9: the 15th. Yeah, it sounds like a treat.

646
00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:23,100
S4: How fun. I mean, imagine how fun you are if

647
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,179
S4: you find out you're number 15 and you got it

648
00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:27,260
S4: on the first hit you've had, you've had a fun

649
00:27:27,260 --> 00:27:29,420
S4: little win. You're like, guys, I hit a 15 to

650
00:27:29,420 --> 00:27:32,900
S4: 1 shot before I even got in to see Bruno Mars.

651
00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:33,660
S6: Hey, John.

652
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:34,100
S9: Yeah.

653
00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:37,580
S5: By comparison, I'm normally the one that's getting the tickets

654
00:27:37,580 --> 00:27:43,420
S5: for everybody downloaded, saved, named, then sent individually.

655
00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:43,980
S6: To people.

656
00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:46,620
S9: On the same. On the same. Saved in a Google drive.

657
00:27:46,660 --> 00:27:49,500
S9: It's all labeled all everything. But thank you guys. Hopefully

658
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,460
S9: you had a hoot out of.

659
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:50,740
S6: That.

660
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:53,060
S7: John.

661
00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:53,780
S4: Self wrap.

662
00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:54,100
S7: Up.

663
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:57,220
S4: He's out. He's got stuff to do. Hey um Geordie

664
00:27:57,340 --> 00:28:01,060
S4: Geordie man he's a man. He's got some Geordie ahoy

665
00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:01,500
S4: to you.

666
00:28:01,859 --> 00:28:02,820
S10: Um, how are you boys.

667
00:28:02,859 --> 00:28:05,420
S4: Yeah, very good mate. Uh, something to upset Andy.

668
00:28:05,940 --> 00:28:11,060
S10: Well, while you guys were over, um, lobbying international governments

669
00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:13,020
S10: about the fake mandated break. No.

670
00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:15,740
S5: No fake. Hang on. No, no, that's.

671
00:28:15,940 --> 00:28:17,859
S4: That's fake news. They've obviously got to you.

672
00:28:19,340 --> 00:28:22,540
S10: I checked with elbow. Elbow said free country. Do what

673
00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:22,980
S10: you want.

674
00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:26,139
S5: Yeah. He's actually trying to rap hard for votes at

675
00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:26,860
S5: the moment. He'll say.

676
00:28:26,859 --> 00:28:27,300
S6: Anything.

677
00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:28,979
S5: Election year.

678
00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:32,619
S4: Um, but anyway. Yeah. During the mandated break. Yeah.

679
00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:34,980
S10: Well, while back in Australia, back in Melbourne, there was

680
00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:38,260
S10: a series of a couple of little heatwaves and I

681
00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:42,620
S10: had a wet pile of washing. I don't have a dryer. Um,

682
00:28:42,660 --> 00:28:45,300
S10: so I just took it all out in one big lump. Uh,

683
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,580
S10: threw it on the on the washing line, and it's

684
00:28:47,580 --> 00:28:50,460
S10: 40 degrees and sort of. You've of 11. I figured

685
00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:51,820
S10: it's going to get dry at some point.

686
00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:52,820
S5: Hang on.

687
00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:55,740
S4: So it was just a big old ball. Like a

688
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,740
S4: like an enormous spitball.

689
00:28:57,940 --> 00:28:59,500
S8: It would have steamed.

690
00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:00,180
S6: The clothes.

691
00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:02,860
S5: On the inside. It would have been like manure.

692
00:29:02,980 --> 00:29:07,140
S4: And that would have kept the outside fresh. Did it work, Jordie?

693
00:29:07,220 --> 00:29:09,340
S10: It was fresh as a daisy came out. It was

694
00:29:09,340 --> 00:29:10,900
S10: like it had just been at the dry cleaners.

695
00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:14,020
S4: Yeah, I believe that, Julie. Well done. I think that

696
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:16,900
S4: people go way too far with the gotta peg it here,

697
00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:19,700
S4: gotta stretch it out. It's gonna dry. Let just the

698
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:20,900
S4: air will do its job.

699
00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:21,300
S5: No.

700
00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:24,860
S4: Get a system taken down. Big clothesline. You know who

701
00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:28,660
S4: is taking down big Peg? Pegs the peg. Industry. Want

702
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:31,300
S4: us to think we need 100 of them? We clearly don't.

703
00:29:31,340 --> 00:29:34,140
S4: We just need the clothesline and the willingness to drop

704
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:36,300
S4: it all in one load and a 40 degree day.

705
00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:39,580
S10: Think about the environment. No tags, no plastic.

706
00:29:39,700 --> 00:29:40,700
S6: Thank you. Jordy.

707
00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:45,860
S5: That's disgusting. Um. Ben. Ben, do you think you might

708
00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:46,980
S5: have something to upset me?

709
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:50,700
S11: I think you'll actually probably like this one, Andy, because

710
00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:53,620
S11: I know you love efficiency and saving money, so hang on.

711
00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:55,940
S11: Be honest. How many minutes do you reckon Andy wastes

712
00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:58,780
S11: per week measuring out half a grain of rice worth

713
00:29:58,780 --> 00:30:00,860
S11: of toothpaste. Toothbrush?

714
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,660
S4: Yeah, we saw him when he bought it in those

715
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:04,180
S4: that time a couple of years ago and said, this

716
00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:06,820
S4: is how much I put on. It was microscopic.

717
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:09,460
S5: As proven by dentists. All you need.

718
00:30:09,860 --> 00:30:12,820
S4: Yeah. So, mate, I reckon he'd be wasting half an

719
00:30:12,820 --> 00:30:13,620
S4: hour a week.

720
00:30:13,660 --> 00:30:15,780
S6: You'd still be on that same tube that we did

721
00:30:15,780 --> 00:30:17,340
S6: the test two years ago.

722
00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:19,860
S5: Nah. Beck. Beck fiend for it. She goes double. And

723
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:23,660
S5: then often this little insight, for some reason, we've got

724
00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:24,979
S5: this thing where one of us in the shower and

725
00:30:24,980 --> 00:30:28,540
S5: one of them's out we go. Can I have a treat? Oh,

726
00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:30,340
S5: this is weird.

727
00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:33,300
S4: Can I have it? This is worse than I'm a

728
00:30:33,340 --> 00:30:34,020
S4: little boy.

729
00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:36,300
S6: What's. What's the treat? To brush your teeth?

730
00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:39,740
S5: And it's. It's. The other person will put toothpaste on that,

731
00:30:39,740 --> 00:30:42,260
S5: and you get to brush your teeth in the shower. That's.

732
00:30:42,260 --> 00:30:44,820
S5: I know it's stupid. That's the treat. That's the treat.

733
00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:52,900
S4: What a hoot. Don't you know it's awesome? I'm thinking

734
00:30:52,900 --> 00:30:55,140
S4: of a birthday present at the moment. That's a great one.

735
00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:56,300
S4: Got a little treat for you.

736
00:30:57,260 --> 00:30:58,900
S5: So Beck said the other day. Can I have a treat?

737
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,100
S5: I put my amount of toothpaste on and gave it

738
00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,580
S5: to her. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, that's

739
00:31:02,580 --> 00:31:04,540
S5: not enough. I said. It actually is. We discussed in

740
00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:05,420
S5: the podcast dentist.

741
00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:08,740
S4: What a treat. A treat with conditions. Just do a

742
00:31:08,740 --> 00:31:15,940
S4: squashed frog like everyone else. Sorry. Anyway, we're getting off

743
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:19,420
S4: topic here. Okay, Ben? Yeah. What's what's your toothpaste tactic?

744
00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:23,340
S11: And I've got a simple solution for that exact problem

745
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:25,740
S11: where you've forgot the toothpaste in the shower. So once

746
00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:28,980
S11: a month, you just squirt the entire tube of toothpaste

747
00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:31,900
S11: just along your bathroom vanity. And just the last little

748
00:31:31,940 --> 00:31:34,220
S11: bit that's left in the tube, you just put that

749
00:31:34,220 --> 00:31:36,940
S11: on the little soap holder in your shower, and then

750
00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:39,460
S11: twice a day you're walking past, you're brushing your teeth.

751
00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:40,700
S11: You just take a little swipe.

752
00:31:42,740 --> 00:31:43,580
S6: Brush your teeth.

753
00:31:44,220 --> 00:31:46,340
S11: And if you've forgotten it in the shower while it's there,

754
00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:48,500
S11: ready on your soap. Soap holder.

755
00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:49,500
S4: You've got the portable.

756
00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:50,780
S6: You don't actually do that.

757
00:31:51,220 --> 00:31:52,500
S5: You don't actually do that.

758
00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:53,220
S4: You squirt.

759
00:31:53,220 --> 00:31:53,540
S8: Out.

760
00:31:54,020 --> 00:31:56,340
S11: I've run the numbers on this. It saves you two

761
00:31:56,340 --> 00:31:58,540
S11: minutes a week. And so Andy, at your hourly rate

762
00:31:58,540 --> 00:32:01,220
S11: of a thousand an hour, that's an hour 45 saved

763
00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:05,219
S11: a year. So that's 1700 net. And then minus the

764
00:32:05,220 --> 00:32:08,740
S11: 200 extra you're paying on toothpaste, you're coming out 1500 ahead.

765
00:32:08,780 --> 00:32:11,980
S4: That's 1500 bucks that you're missing out on per year.

766
00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:13,140
S8: So what?

767
00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:15,780
S4: What happens to the toothpaste? And by day, like 20? Yeah.

768
00:32:15,820 --> 00:32:16,780
S4: Is it a bit dry?

769
00:32:16,860 --> 00:32:17,500
S8: Go dry.

770
00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:20,340
S11: Oh, yeah. But that just adds to the texture of

771
00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:23,060
S11: the brushing. You ever been to the dentist? And they

772
00:32:23,060 --> 00:32:25,460
S11: use the fine, granular sort of stuff in the little.

773
00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:27,100
S8: Yeah. The polish. Yeah.

774
00:32:27,220 --> 00:32:29,020
S4: It elevates it to dental quality.

775
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:31,700
S8: That's just the old stuff.

776
00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:34,340
S11: A few hairs add to the flossing.

777
00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:38,180
S4: What about all the other stuff that happens in the bathroom? Like, because,

778
00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:40,060
S4: you know, a lot of a lot of stuff happens

779
00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:41,979
S4: in there, and you see those things like, you know,

780
00:32:41,980 --> 00:32:44,140
S4: on TikTok and Instagram about. No. But even just like

781
00:32:44,140 --> 00:32:47,140
S4: when you flush the toilet, like, oh, yeah, aerosols that

782
00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:49,100
S4: get puffed up into the air.

783
00:32:49,140 --> 00:32:52,020
S11: Andy would be the only man in Australia that repackages

784
00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:55,260
S11: his toothbrush into the little plastic case that it came

785
00:32:55,260 --> 00:32:56,500
S11: in when he bought it each night.

786
00:32:56,700 --> 00:32:59,340
S5: So I only do that when I'm travelling and.

787
00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:00,020
S8: Say, let it, let.

788
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:00,900
S4: It fly, let it.

789
00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:02,820
S8: Fly. One of the more.

790
00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:06,100
S4: Audacious toothpaste tactics the world has ever seen.

791
00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:06,180
S8: Saying.

792
00:33:13,340 --> 00:33:15,860
S5: Guys, tell me whether you think I'm being unreasonable.

793
00:33:16,780 --> 00:33:17,260
S4: No way.

794
00:33:18,980 --> 00:33:21,060
S5: Beck and I were staying at Crown at the in

795
00:33:21,060 --> 00:33:24,540
S5: the city for a function. Right? The hotel and Beck

796
00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:27,300
S5: was off getting ready, hair and makeup. And I was

797
00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:29,900
S5: watching the cricket in the room, and I got a

798
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:34,060
S5: text from her stylist. Just says, are you in the room?

799
00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:37,340
S5: Are you in your room? Mhm. All right. Yes. He

800
00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:39,260
S5: went great cos I'd like to come up and do

801
00:33:39,260 --> 00:33:39,740
S5: a poo.

802
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:43,780
S4: Who wouldn't. And I said it's a wonderful hotel.

803
00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:46,220
S5: I said no no.

804
00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:48,500
S4: Has he got access to other toilets.

805
00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:50,660
S5: Well I said no you can't. He's like I'm busting.

806
00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:52,460
S5: I said, well go to the lobby. And he said,

807
00:33:52,460 --> 00:33:56,580
S5: the lobby's public. It's like, well, a hotel rooms public like.

808
00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:59,260
S6: And a lobby, a crown like that's, that's it's not

809
00:33:59,260 --> 00:34:01,180
S6: a public toilet on the street. It's going to be

810
00:34:01,180 --> 00:34:02,060
S6: a nice toilet.

811
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:04,580
S4: He said yeah. Great. There. The lobby hotel. Yeah. The

812
00:34:04,580 --> 00:34:05,660
S4: lobby toilets are great there.

813
00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:07,620
S8: Yeah. So he says top.

814
00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:07,900
S4: Top.

815
00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:08,300
S8: Notch.

816
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:10,380
S4: Or the casino floor or go to the. Yeah, go

817
00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:11,060
S4: to the gym.

818
00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:12,259
S5: Yeah, there's plenty.

819
00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:13,140
S6: Of options.

820
00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:16,500
S5: He said. You're being unreasonable. Just let me come up

821
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:19,380
S5: and do a poo in your hotel toilet. But hotel toilets,

822
00:34:19,380 --> 00:34:20,980
S5: they've got adjoining doors. They're like.

823
00:34:21,540 --> 00:34:24,340
S4: It's like doing it in the bedroom. Hotel toilets are.

824
00:34:24,580 --> 00:34:26,820
S4: It's all one room. Let's be honest. It's a glass

825
00:34:26,820 --> 00:34:29,100
S4: door smell. Doesn't respect a glass door.

826
00:34:29,140 --> 00:34:31,260
S6: Yeah, especially if you're in the room. Yeah.

827
00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:33,899
S5: So I said no. And he. And he's like.

828
00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:37,500
S4: Mate, as someone that I have to schedule my hotel

829
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:41,620
S4: bowel movements so carefully as, like someone when you're on

830
00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:44,700
S4: holidays or whatever with so like real like I rarely

831
00:34:44,700 --> 00:34:46,340
S4: would I even go in the room.

832
00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:47,500
S5: No, I'm a lobby guy.

833
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,180
S4: I think I've even talked about it before on the podcast,

834
00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:51,859
S4: like we were on holidays one time and there was

835
00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:55,020
S4: a gang of us, like a gang of men husbands

836
00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:57,819
S4: that we realized after breakfast every morning. We were all

837
00:34:57,860 --> 00:35:01,779
S4: meeting at the pool toilets because we knew what we were,

838
00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:04,220
S4: knew we weren't welcome to go back to the room

839
00:35:04,219 --> 00:35:07,020
S4: after having 3 or 4 Greek coffees or whatever, and

840
00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:08,700
S4: we're like, oh, I know what's going on here. We're

841
00:35:08,739 --> 00:35:11,620
S4: all the same blokes that have just gone for a

842
00:35:11,620 --> 00:35:13,340
S4: walk before we go back to the room.

843
00:35:13,739 --> 00:35:17,779
S5: Yes. So I say, no, where are you now? He

844
00:35:17,780 --> 00:35:20,540
S5: writes back. I'm in Carrie Bickmore's room. He was doing

845
00:35:20,540 --> 00:35:21,580
S5: her dress, darling.

846
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:22,219
S4: Yeah, right.

847
00:35:22,219 --> 00:35:23,860
S5: And I said, well, do a poo in her room.

848
00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:27,300
S4: Yeah, drop one a bit more. Sorry. On her account? Yeah.

849
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:33,860
S5: He writes. No. So I wrote back. I'll ask her

850
00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:38,020
S5: and then waited. 30s wrote. I've just texted her. She

851
00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:43,620
S5: said yes. She said, don't be weird about it though.

852
00:35:43,660 --> 00:35:45,220
S5: And just just go in there.

853
00:35:45,260 --> 00:35:49,300
S4: Don't don't mention this conversation. She'd actually like you to. Yes.

854
00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:54,219
S5: I still don't know to this day whether that's happened.

855
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,660
S4: Well, he didn't come to you, didn't he?

856
00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:57,420
S5: That was the end of the.

857
00:35:58,060 --> 00:36:00,540
S4: Yeah. Odds are it probably happened in her room.

858
00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:03,140
S6: And he probably just gave her some kind of silent nod.

859
00:36:04,420 --> 00:36:07,140
S6: That's not addressing it verbally.

860
00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:10,660
S4: I hope he just said, okay, you're all finished. You know, whatever. Like,

861
00:36:10,660 --> 00:36:14,219
S4: here's the last zip. Yeah. And then went when did

862
00:36:14,219 --> 00:36:16,900
S4: his business came out and just quietly said to her,

863
00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:21,060
S4: all done. And to this day, she's like, why did

864
00:36:21,060 --> 00:36:24,460
S4: he do that? Why did he do that? Got your

865
00:36:24,460 --> 00:36:25,660
S4: message all done.

866
00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:35,300
S5: And first show back of the year. And, um, last year,

867
00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:39,540
S5: the show ended with a triumph. Um, for one Jack post.

868
00:36:39,580 --> 00:36:42,660
S5: A lot of people have been emailing us direct messages

869
00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:45,500
S5: about an update on this, but if you missed it

870
00:36:45,540 --> 00:36:48,380
S5: and you first new to the show, welcome by all means.

871
00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:49,740
S5: But here's a little recap.

872
00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:54,380
S12: Previously on the Hamish and Andy podcast.

873
00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:55,900
S6: I want a golf cart.

874
00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:58,020
S5: Not like the one that you drive. The one that

875
00:36:58,020 --> 00:36:58,580
S5: you remote.

876
00:36:58,580 --> 00:36:59,500
S6: The one that you drive.

877
00:36:59,540 --> 00:36:59,820
S5: Golf.

878
00:36:59,820 --> 00:37:01,660
S6: Buggy? No. The one that you drive.

879
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:03,939
S4: Jack. They're like 15 grand, aren't they?

880
00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:05,339
S5: We will look into this for you.

881
00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:08,500
S13: Hey, Andy, it's Andrew from Club Car here. We'd love

882
00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:10,940
S13: to help out with the golf cart. We'd only be

883
00:37:10,980 --> 00:37:14,340
S13: able to provide one load due to expense, but hopefully

884
00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:15,420
S13: you can understand that.

885
00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:18,459
S6: I would be happy to accept one golf cart. And

886
00:37:18,460 --> 00:37:27,180
S6: for you guys to not get one. Yes. Brutal.

887
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:30,379
S5: We saw a man stabbed two people in the back

888
00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:34,740
S5: at the same time, which is difficult, requiring both hands. Yeah.

889
00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:37,460
S4: Why did we let him back there with so many knives?

890
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:41,060
S4: But he got us. And he had nothing but the

891
00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:44,260
S4: dreams of driving a golf cart in his. In his eyes.

892
00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:46,219
S4: Number one thing I've been asked over the break is.

893
00:37:46,260 --> 00:37:46,780
S6: Me too.

894
00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:49,340
S4: How's Jack going with his golf cart? Um.

895
00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:51,660
S5: It was club car and in golf and utility that

896
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:54,820
S5: came out and said, yes, we'll do that for Jack. Jack.

897
00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:58,859
S5: I then text you the next day after and said, hey,

898
00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:00,739
S5: the guys are ready to deliver it probably in the

899
00:38:00,739 --> 00:38:03,660
S5: next week or so. When's convenient for you? And there

900
00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:06,180
S5: was a long stall ham. And then I got a

901
00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:09,180
S5: text message from Jack saying, can I call you to

902
00:38:09,219 --> 00:38:11,500
S5: talk about this? So I was like, oh, is he

903
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:13,739
S5: going to ask what color, what kind of leather that

904
00:38:13,739 --> 00:38:15,339
S5: is the seats like?

905
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:18,299
S4: Because where we left off, there was a boy giddy

906
00:38:18,620 --> 00:38:22,420
S4: with excitement, even even in the face of logistical questions like,

907
00:38:22,420 --> 00:38:24,300
S4: where will you keep it? You don't have a garage,

908
00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:27,540
S4: let alone a carport. Um, how will it be charged?

909
00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:29,899
S4: You already run a power cord outside the window of

910
00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:33,379
S4: your house to charge the Tesla. So where where how

911
00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:36,420
S4: else could you charge such a car? But it didn't matter, because, Jack,

912
00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:38,899
S4: we should also point out to the. Because he'd figured

913
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:41,300
S4: out this loophole that if you live within two kilometers

914
00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:43,739
S4: of a golf course, you are legally allowed to drive it.

915
00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:44,540
S4: That's where it started.

916
00:38:44,580 --> 00:38:46,580
S6: That's where it started from hearing that information.

917
00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:49,140
S4: Well, like, well well played. Jack, you found the loophole.

918
00:38:49,140 --> 00:38:52,219
S4: You called in your one big weasel ask. Well, I

919
00:38:52,219 --> 00:38:53,220
S4: did everything right.

920
00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:58,700
S5: I called Jack and recorded the Conversation. And, um, if

921
00:38:58,739 --> 00:39:01,660
S5: people are wondering how much he's been enjoying his golf cart,

922
00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:03,100
S5: this might give you an idea.

923
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:05,540
S10: Jack.

924
00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:07,660
S6: Andy, how are you?

925
00:39:07,980 --> 00:39:09,300
S14: Yeah. Good. What's up?

926
00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:15,500
S6: I'm calling about the golf cart. And thank you again

927
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:19,940
S6: for all the strings you were pulling behind the scenes. Um,

928
00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:25,620
S6: very appreciative, uh, to know that there could be one

929
00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:26,300
S6: on its way.

930
00:39:26,540 --> 00:39:28,859
S14: Yes. Yes. Yeah. No, it should be. It will be

931
00:39:28,860 --> 00:39:29,580
S14: arriving soon.

932
00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:32,859
S6: I'm in a very. I find myself in a very

933
00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:38,180
S6: difficult place. I'm so excited to have one. But the

934
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:41,299
S6: more that I think about the practicalities of owning my

935
00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:45,100
S6: own golf cart, it just doesn't make sense.

936
00:39:46,219 --> 00:39:48,259
S5: That was the start of the call.

937
00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:51,020
S6: I'm so sad I can hear in my voice. I

938
00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:53,379
S6: was so sad. I'm so sorry.

939
00:39:53,380 --> 00:39:56,939
S4: Also if. But so accept it. You know, like, I mean,

940
00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:59,620
S4: you are the boss of this scenario here. You know,

941
00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:03,540
S4: you lobbied so hard and you got it. I remember

942
00:40:03,540 --> 00:40:05,739
S4: after we got off air in that last show, Jack

943
00:40:05,780 --> 00:40:08,260
S4: and you were, like, so excited to get a golf cart.

944
00:40:09,060 --> 00:40:11,420
S4: There was a moment. There was a moment where I

945
00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:14,100
S4: said to you when we were talking about storing it,

946
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:15,379
S4: I said, well, I think it would just come with

947
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:17,660
S4: a cover. Like, you can just put a cover over

948
00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:19,380
S4: it in your backyard, like you don't have to keep

949
00:40:19,380 --> 00:40:20,980
S4: it in your house, which I think was one of

950
00:40:21,020 --> 00:40:24,140
S4: the suggestions for a while. And I and correct me

951
00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:25,660
S4: if I'm wrong, but it seemed like that was the

952
00:40:25,660 --> 00:40:29,540
S4: moment where you went. Hmm, a cover. And you went

953
00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:33,060
S4: like a barbecue? Yeah, exactly. But it's custom made for

954
00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:37,340
S4: the golf cart. And then Jack said, yeah, I don't

955
00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:40,100
S4: even use my barbecue because I can't be bothered taking

956
00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:40,540
S4: the cover.

957
00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:42,500
S6: Yeah. It does.

958
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:42,779
S4: And I.

959
00:40:42,780 --> 00:40:42,940
S6: Felt.

960
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:43,140
S4: Like.

961
00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:44,980
S6: It's got all that rain water on it and like,

962
00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:47,660
S6: spiders are under there. So it does deter me from

963
00:40:47,660 --> 00:40:48,580
S6: using the barbecue.

964
00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:52,620
S4: And I reckon that's where maybe the first cracks in

965
00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:54,689
S4: the fantasy began. Is that a fair thing to say?

966
00:40:54,730 --> 00:40:57,690
S6: Yep, yep. It was that drive home from the podcast.

967
00:40:57,810 --> 00:41:00,290
S6: I went from that happy at the last episode of

968
00:41:00,290 --> 00:41:04,850
S6: last year, and by the time I got home, I thought, where?

969
00:41:04,850 --> 00:41:06,930
S6: Where does this live? Where does it go?

970
00:41:07,170 --> 00:41:09,170
S5: Well, the conversation continued.

971
00:41:10,170 --> 00:41:13,770
S6: The main ones are I honestly don't have a garage

972
00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:16,089
S6: or an undercover spot to put it, so it would

973
00:41:16,090 --> 00:41:19,370
S6: be about building some sort of shed. Or I was

974
00:41:19,370 --> 00:41:22,770
S6: looking at, um, polycarbonate online to see if I could

975
00:41:22,810 --> 00:41:25,009
S6: build some kind of lean to on the side of

976
00:41:25,010 --> 00:41:29,049
S6: my house. Every time I wanted to play golf, I

977
00:41:29,050 --> 00:41:32,290
S6: would have to move my regular car out of the driveway,

978
00:41:32,810 --> 00:41:35,330
S6: drive the golf cart down the driveway, move the regular

979
00:41:35,330 --> 00:41:37,890
S6: car back in, drive to the golf course, and by

980
00:41:37,890 --> 00:41:39,930
S6: that time, I already could have driven to the golf

981
00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:41,049
S6: course normally.

982
00:41:41,610 --> 00:41:44,530
S14: True. And they don't go very fast. I mean, even

983
00:41:44,530 --> 00:41:48,009
S14: a kilometer at 20 k's an hour is quite like

984
00:41:48,010 --> 00:41:52,089
S14: it'll be quicker to drive up. Yeah, particularly the fact

985
00:41:52,170 --> 00:41:56,049
S14: that you have to rotate, you have to call Bianca,

986
00:41:56,489 --> 00:41:59,930
S14: who's like managing the kids. And you're like, hey, darling,

987
00:41:59,930 --> 00:42:01,210
S14: can you just move the car for me while I

988
00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:02,489
S14: grab the golf cart?

989
00:42:04,210 --> 00:42:06,890
S6: Yeah, I did the test. It added five minutes.

990
00:42:08,050 --> 00:42:08,730
S4: Added five minutes.

991
00:42:08,770 --> 00:42:10,730
S6: It takes two minutes to get there in the normal car.

992
00:42:10,730 --> 00:42:12,810
S6: And at 20 K's an hour, I got down there

993
00:42:12,810 --> 00:42:13,770
S6: in seven minutes.

994
00:42:13,770 --> 00:42:15,569
S4: So you drove? Did you drive in your car? I

995
00:42:15,610 --> 00:42:16,810
S4: drove 20 K's an hour.

996
00:42:16,850 --> 00:42:17,210
S6: Yes.

997
00:42:22,410 --> 00:42:25,250
S4: Wow. Please tell me you filmed that. Because just to

998
00:42:25,250 --> 00:42:28,690
S4: see your face, even time lapse, to see your face

999
00:42:28,730 --> 00:42:32,170
S4: getting grimmer and grimmer and more and more annoyed as

1000
00:42:32,170 --> 00:42:34,890
S4: it went on just to go. I've made a huge

1001
00:42:34,890 --> 00:42:36,090
S4: mistake here.

1002
00:42:36,770 --> 00:42:37,690
S15: The conversation.

1003
00:42:37,690 --> 00:42:38,450
S5: Continued.

1004
00:42:40,810 --> 00:42:43,130
S6: Since you offered it to me on the show. I

1005
00:42:43,290 --> 00:42:46,250
S6: have gone to bed every night thinking about it. I so,

1006
00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:49,129
S6: so badly want it and I'm so excited to drive

1007
00:42:49,130 --> 00:42:52,130
S6: it around, but it just does not make sense. And

1008
00:42:52,130 --> 00:42:56,770
S6: I can't. As a true weasel hearted man, I can't

1009
00:42:57,489 --> 00:43:00,050
S6: fathom the fact that I've. I've done all the weaseling,

1010
00:43:00,050 --> 00:43:03,170
S6: I've done the hard part, and now the present is coming.

1011
00:43:03,210 --> 00:43:05,530
S6: And what am I just going to say no to it?

1012
00:43:05,930 --> 00:43:07,049
S14: Is that what I'm hearing?

1013
00:43:07,570 --> 00:43:11,170
S6: I think I'm sending Santa back up the chimney with

1014
00:43:11,170 --> 00:43:16,530
S6: the presents. I can't, I can't believe it. I can't

1015
00:43:16,530 --> 00:43:19,169
S6: believe it either. I've done. I've looked at every which way.

1016
00:43:19,610 --> 00:43:22,410
S14: I made a lot of phone calls. A lot of.

1017
00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:26,370
S6: God. Well.

1018
00:43:27,370 --> 00:43:29,490
S14: It's okay. I think it's.

1019
00:43:29,850 --> 00:43:32,049
S6: I even talked to the golf course and asked them

1020
00:43:32,050 --> 00:43:34,050
S6: if they would like. Is there somewhere I could store

1021
00:43:34,050 --> 00:43:37,450
S6: it on the golf course? And they don't do that?

1022
00:43:37,489 --> 00:43:39,969
S14: It's also that you're not really having a golf cart,

1023
00:43:40,010 --> 00:43:44,770
S14: are you? It's not really yours. It's it's you have

1024
00:43:44,770 --> 00:43:47,330
S14: done the equivalent of a kid saying, I want a

1025
00:43:47,330 --> 00:43:49,489
S14: puppy for Christmas, but you don't want to take care

1026
00:43:49,489 --> 00:43:51,410
S14: of it, and you're finding it annoying.

1027
00:43:51,530 --> 00:43:54,930
S6: Exactly. And what? And kids accept the puppy, and then

1028
00:43:54,930 --> 00:43:57,290
S6: the parents find out during the first week that they

1029
00:43:57,290 --> 00:43:59,529
S6: have to do all the bits and pieces. Yes. And

1030
00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:02,450
S6: I guess what I'm maturely trying to do here is go.

1031
00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:05,770
S6: I don't think I can look after this thing.

1032
00:44:06,050 --> 00:44:08,410
S14: Yeah, that is mature maturity.

1033
00:44:12,770 --> 00:44:16,649
S4: This this is sometimes what people think. Like with the

1034
00:44:16,650 --> 00:44:20,570
S4: robot shoes that I bought, that, um. You accelerate. No, no.

1035
00:44:20,690 --> 00:44:22,410
S4: People would think, oh, hang on a second, but is

1036
00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:26,609
S4: it more annoying to charge them? Lug them around?

1037
00:44:26,730 --> 00:44:29,370
S6: Even even even strap them on? When you did it

1038
00:44:29,370 --> 00:44:29,690
S6: live at.

1039
00:44:29,690 --> 00:44:30,090
S4: Comic-Con.

1040
00:44:30,090 --> 00:44:31,330
S6: It took you a good ten minutes.

1041
00:44:31,570 --> 00:44:34,090
S4: No. Yeah. People think it can be. It can be frustrating,

1042
00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:36,969
S4: you know, in the time you gain by the walking

1043
00:44:37,090 --> 00:44:40,210
S4: part of your life now being accelerated to a slow jog.

1044
00:44:40,810 --> 00:44:44,050
S4: Is that worth all that hassle? For me, it's still. Yeah. That's.

1045
00:44:44,290 --> 00:44:48,770
S4: It makes great sense. You have. I remember I gave

1046
00:44:48,770 --> 00:44:49,370
S4: them away.

1047
00:44:49,410 --> 00:44:49,890
S5: Oh, that's.

1048
00:44:49,890 --> 00:44:50,330
S6: Right.

1049
00:44:50,570 --> 00:44:53,129
S4: I gave them to a guy who couldn't believe it.

1050
00:44:53,130 --> 00:44:55,210
S4: Then I couldn't believe I'd given them away because it

1051
00:44:55,210 --> 00:44:57,490
S4: was in the euphoria of the end of Hong Kong.

1052
00:44:57,610 --> 00:45:02,969
S4: And then I said, I'm lending them to you. I

1053
00:45:02,969 --> 00:45:05,210
S4: was like, mate, have him. And then he goes, really?

1054
00:45:05,250 --> 00:45:07,930
S4: I went, no, I'm lending them to you. He goes, oh, okay.

1055
00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:10,210
S4: I said, well, just enjoy him over summer and then

1056
00:45:10,210 --> 00:45:12,049
S4: I'll get him back at a future date.

1057
00:45:12,090 --> 00:45:12,529
S5: Which is.

1058
00:45:12,530 --> 00:45:15,049
S4: All. Put that down on something. Put that down for

1059
00:45:15,050 --> 00:45:16,250
S4: us to follow up this year.

1060
00:45:16,290 --> 00:45:17,890
S6: Then you got to get them back on from him.

1061
00:45:17,890 --> 00:45:19,690
S4: Get him back. I actually just remembered I gave him

1062
00:45:19,690 --> 00:45:21,649
S4: away because I didn't want. They were in my golf

1063
00:45:21,650 --> 00:45:23,930
S4: bag and they were so heavy. And your electronic.

1064
00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:25,530
S5: Drum kit from the guy we can't find.

1065
00:45:25,570 --> 00:45:29,010
S6: No, no, no. I know he's it's Martin or Martin's.

1066
00:45:30,530 --> 00:45:31,810
S6: I can like stuff.

1067
00:45:31,810 --> 00:45:32,650
S4: I need to get back.

1068
00:45:32,850 --> 00:45:34,170
S6: I can get to the bottom of that.

1069
00:45:34,330 --> 00:45:36,290
S4: Thank God, because the golf cart would have been given

1070
00:45:36,290 --> 00:45:36,529
S4: away as.

1071
00:45:36,650 --> 00:45:37,089
S5: It would have been.

1072
00:45:37,090 --> 00:45:38,970
S4: It would have been given away to someone else. And

1073
00:45:38,969 --> 00:45:41,930
S4: we'd be sitting here going, no, it's Eric or Edward,

1074
00:45:41,930 --> 00:45:44,569
S4: or someone's got the golf cart. Well, no surprises.

1075
00:45:44,570 --> 00:45:48,089
S5: The the conversation did end up taking a turn, and

1076
00:45:48,090 --> 00:45:50,170
S5: I think everyone probably predicts where it's going, but this

1077
00:45:50,170 --> 00:45:51,090
S5: is how it turned out.

1078
00:45:52,290 --> 00:45:55,089
S6: Is there any chance to get, like you mentioned off air,

1079
00:45:55,090 --> 00:45:58,370
S6: that there's these things like a golf buggy, which is

1080
00:45:58,370 --> 00:46:00,290
S6: a little remote controlled buggy that.

1081
00:46:00,330 --> 00:46:01,610
S14: Oh, God. I'm hanging up on you.

1082
00:46:01,930 --> 00:46:05,650
S6: Can I get that to club car, too? Those I

1083
00:46:05,650 --> 00:46:06,250
S6: don't know.

1084
00:46:10,330 --> 00:46:12,410
S14: All right. Good to chat. See you.

1085
00:46:13,570 --> 00:46:17,370
S4: Sorry. So you're still trying to leverage it at the

1086
00:46:17,370 --> 00:46:18,609
S4: end into another thing?

1087
00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:21,530
S6: I just hated the fact that I'd done the weaseling.

1088
00:46:21,530 --> 00:46:23,529
S6: We'd had the agreement, and now I was going to

1089
00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:27,089
S6: get nothing. And I've actually got. I thought of something

1090
00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:29,729
S6: over the summer that might be able to work because

1091
00:46:29,730 --> 00:46:33,810
S6: we gave club car all the like, cheers and said like,

1092
00:46:33,810 --> 00:46:35,890
S6: thank you, thank you club, car, club, club. We mentioned about.

1093
00:46:36,010 --> 00:46:36,810
S5: Coming with a list now.

1094
00:46:36,850 --> 00:46:39,690
S6: No, no, I just thought maybe because my, my.

1095
00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:40,450
S4: Local this is.

1096
00:46:40,450 --> 00:46:43,730
S6: A, I thought maybe a good way to solve it

1097
00:46:43,730 --> 00:46:46,210
S6: and I'm not taking the car. So they save money,

1098
00:46:46,210 --> 00:46:49,690
S6: but they got a whole lot of, um, promotion for free.

1099
00:46:49,730 --> 00:46:51,530
S4: Yeah, but that's just because you fumbled the pass.

1100
00:46:51,570 --> 00:46:56,330
S6: Would would they? My local golf club has club cars.

1101
00:46:56,330 --> 00:46:58,489
S6: Would they do like a voucher system where I don't

1102
00:46:58,489 --> 00:47:02,410
S6: have to pay for a golf cart and they just.

1103
00:47:02,410 --> 00:47:02,850
S4: Give me.

1104
00:47:03,210 --> 00:47:05,170
S6: Like ten, even ten vouchers?

1105
00:47:05,330 --> 00:47:06,930
S4: How much does it cost to hire a golf cart

1106
00:47:06,930 --> 00:47:10,130
S4: for $40? So you want to go to your club

1107
00:47:10,130 --> 00:47:13,730
S4: and go? Because I said the brand name of your

1108
00:47:13,730 --> 00:47:18,530
S4: carts a lot on a podcast, would you now negotiate

1109
00:47:18,530 --> 00:47:22,730
S4: with the company that gives us the golf carts, golf

1110
00:47:22,730 --> 00:47:24,810
S4: carts for me to ride around in them for free?

1111
00:47:24,850 --> 00:47:27,770
S6: No. The company, the company would issue a voucher and

1112
00:47:27,770 --> 00:47:29,129
S6: I would just have to give it to the golf

1113
00:47:29,130 --> 00:47:30,850
S6: club and they would know what it was. I wouldn't

1114
00:47:30,850 --> 00:47:32,170
S6: have to explain it to every.

1115
00:47:32,210 --> 00:47:34,290
S5: Voucher, just get money. Like what is.

1116
00:47:34,290 --> 00:47:34,529
S6: The.

1117
00:47:34,570 --> 00:47:35,170
S5: Point.

1118
00:47:35,210 --> 00:47:35,370
S4: Of.

1119
00:47:36,250 --> 00:47:38,050
S5: Confusing vouchers? It's.

1120
00:47:40,410 --> 00:47:45,129
S4: Just, you No, I've never heard anything more complicated in

1121
00:47:45,130 --> 00:47:49,969
S4: my life. Hi. Yeah. Um, my name is Jack, and

1122
00:47:49,969 --> 00:47:52,850
S4: I actually did a summer promotion.

1123
00:47:53,090 --> 00:47:53,450
S6: Coca.

1124
00:47:53,450 --> 00:47:56,930
S4: Cola on Instagram. So I know you're McDonald's, so, like,

1125
00:47:56,930 --> 00:47:59,690
S4: it wasn't I didn't do it for McDonald's. But I

1126
00:47:59,690 --> 00:48:02,410
S4: have a deal with Coca-Cola where I am allowed to

1127
00:48:02,410 --> 00:48:05,130
S4: drink as many Cokes as I want anywhere that sells them.

1128
00:48:05,130 --> 00:48:07,930
S4: And I have a letter from them because I did this. Yeah,

1129
00:48:07,930 --> 00:48:10,410
S4: it's an Instagram thing. So does that make sense? So yeah,

1130
00:48:10,410 --> 00:48:13,410
S4: I get up to $8 worth of Coca-Cola products per day,

1131
00:48:13,410 --> 00:48:14,850
S4: can be a fan day can be anything I want.

1132
00:48:14,890 --> 00:48:17,450
S4: But is that is that could you is your manager here.

1133
00:48:17,690 --> 00:48:20,090
S6: Because the voucher would just say they would just scan

1134
00:48:20,090 --> 00:48:21,890
S6: it and it would tell it in the system.

1135
00:48:23,489 --> 00:48:26,730
S4: What's this system? This system doesn't exist.

1136
00:48:28,650 --> 00:48:30,290
S16: No, the answer's no.

1137
00:48:33,130 --> 00:48:36,450
S2: Thanks for listening. The Hamish and Andy podcast will return

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