WEBVTT - Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 172

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<v S1>A listener production.

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<v S2>Activate your internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts

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<v S2>in three two. Sorry. Still buffering. One.

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<v S3>Ahoy to me! Boner. Hey, hey! Rock solid and at

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<v S3>your service, my friend. And Jack. Ahoy to me! Tight balls. Jack. No, no, no, you're,

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<v S3>of course, all parts of a porn star. No. Uh.

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<v S3>And the fact that you've gone down that that route. Ham,

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<v S3>make you nervous when I introduce Jack. Because. Ahoy to me, slicer. Jack. Wow.

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<v S3>What sort of animal is this? Yes. Do you know

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<v S3>what we're doing? Boners and slices. Are we butchers? You're

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<v S3>a butcher? Yeah butcher, butchers or a. Yes, a terrible,

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<v S3>a terrible sex robot. One setting. Very pleasurable. The other one.

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<v S3>The other. Run for your life. I don't even know

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<v S3>why they have this second setting. Yes. Why would it

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<v S3>ever unsheathe and reveal the blade? We shouldn't have a slicer. Uh, also,

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<v S3>ahoy to Josh from Iowa.

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<v S4>Ahoy, Jack! Hamish. Andy. This is Joe from Iowa. Sitting

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<v S4>here filling out my VIP form.

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<v S3>By a river.

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<v S4>And I'd never heard of WhatsApp until listening to your show.

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<v S4>And I was wondering if it must be a pretty

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<v S4>big sponsor for as much as you mentioned it. Anyway,

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<v S4>I had no trouble uploading this. Thanks and keep up

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<v S4>the good work, Joe.

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<v S3>011 for Andy. Andy obviously hired some sort of, like,

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<v S3>audio cameo. That no one's buying that for a second.

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<v S3>There's a civilian cameo where you can get endorsements for testimonials,

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<v S3>testimonials for your own positions, your own products. Not a

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<v S3>bad idea, actually. It's actually a really good idea. It's

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<v S3>like a realistic bot. Yeah. Yeah, sure. What's my name? Josh. Yeah. Great.

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<v S3>And what do I approve of? The upload system? Sure.

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<v S3>And what do I hate? WhatsApp. Yeah. Easy. Got it.

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<v S3>Joe was his name. Uh. Uh, Haim, uh, we've been

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<v S3>here from Dave that says I'm very good with names. Oh, hi,

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<v S3>I'm Jenny, it's Dave here. And I've always thought Hamish

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<v S3>is great with names. Um. Um, uh, I'm. I wanted

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<v S3>the top of the show because you have the floor.

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<v S3>We've been sent something gentle and something for all of us. Wow.

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<v S3>It has been a while since we asked for the

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<v S3>naming rights for our shirts and jackets. It's been a

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<v S3>long time. Long time? You mean back when we used

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<v S3>to wear tracksuits and stuff? Yeah, we had tracksuits for

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<v S3>a while, and then Makita came in with a strong play.

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<v S3>Would you agree that we went? We went hard with

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<v S3>Makita for a while. We had Makita, we had the hoodies,

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<v S3>the XLT x something, the battery system, Makita hoodies. Jack,

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<v S3>did you ever wear yours? Well, you didn't, did you? No,

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<v S3>I didn't.

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<v S5>But you know how we got some free tools from Makita?

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<v S5>Do you reckon I could go? I need my chainsaw sharpened.

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<v S5>Is that something that they would do? Or give me?

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<v S5>Maybe give me a new.

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<v S3>Who actually did to DeWalt? You picked?

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<v S5>Yes, but defected to DeWalt. Don't you remember? I weaseled

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<v S5>after the show and went emailed the guy personally. Who

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<v S5>can keep track of you?

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<v S3>Did you? We discussed this. He went DeWalt. He missed out.

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<v S3>He then backed back and thin back the thick, thin

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<v S3>pack pack from DeWalt. He then backed Chanelled to Eliza

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<v S3>and said can you please give me the contact? So

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<v S3>I do want to hit up Makita. Oh, he knows

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<v S3>no bounds.

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<v S5>No. And you know I'm still halfway waiting for you

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<v S5>to give me Calloway's contact. Because I was trying to

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<v S5>backchannel them from the golf clubs. Okay.

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<v S3>Anyway, can I just tell you it's not about the sender? But. Yeah,

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<v S3>Jack was like, during when we were chatting about the

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<v S3>golf clubs. Jack sends me a text going, was that.

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<v S3>Do you seriously have Calloway's contact? Because if you're not

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<v S3>going with them, I'd be interested. You don't even play? No,

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<v S3>but I might.

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<v S5>I might if I had three clubs, I might.

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<v S3>I think I reckon, Jack, you've got. Unbelievable. I mean,

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<v S3>this I say this with love. I think you've got

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<v S3>to have more faith in your career. Because do you get.

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<v S3>I get the feeling that you think it's all about

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<v S3>to end. And that's why you're weaseling so hard.

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<v S5>Jack, you're one of the best.

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<v S3>Yeah, I think I honestly think that's where it comes from.

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<v S3>Like you're one of the best you'll be around in

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<v S3>ten years. You don't have to cram all your weaseling

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<v S3>into one week. Thank you.

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<v S5>Okay.

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<v S3>So can I get. Have to go. If anyone's got

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<v S3>500 cans of peaches, I'll take them now, because this.

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<v S3>The party might stop now. Any SPC? If you're listening,

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<v S3>we don't want 500 kids. Eventually, Jack will have em. Hey, Jack. First.

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<v S3>First thing comes in your head. Right now you want

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<v S3>something for free? Go. What's the company? What do you want?

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<v S5>Callaway golf club.

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<v S3>You didn't even know you wanted golf.

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<v S5>I do, I do think about it now.

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<v S3>Think about your life right now. Life. State of life.

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<v S3>What do you need right now? Go.

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<v S5>Uh. New car.

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<v S3>He's on. The price is right. You have a new car?

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<v S5>I know, I just tried to think of the most

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<v S5>expensive thing. No, I am being weaselly here, and I

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<v S5>don't want to be rude.

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<v S3>But you come so naturally. The. But you have such

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<v S3>a silky pelt. Okay. Okay. Jack, we've got your teeth there.

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<v S5>I was chewing. Sorry. I was chewing gum before the

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<v S5>episode started. And then I stopped chewing, so I just

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<v S5>squished it in between my gum and my lip.

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<v S3>I've got to make a call to. I was eating licorice, too,

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<v S3>so apologies if for any, for any of the web videos.

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<v S3>I've got licorice. Sorry.

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<v S5>Andy's got something for us and we keep rolling.

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<v S3>I look across at Jack and, you know, there's been

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<v S3>certain members in our team in the past that have

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<v S3>had their teeth done right, and it's been a gradual thing.

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<v S3>And we've discussed whether to say it or not. But

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<v S3>I was looking across at Jack and his teeth are

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<v S3>like half bright white. And I was like, maybe he's

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<v S3>halfway a deal. He's two. He's two. Two Facebook plugs

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<v S3>short of getting the other half whitened. Hey, we accidentally

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<v S3>became a place where power tool companies felt like they

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<v S3>needed to come to us to give us things, even

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<v S3>though really, none of us use tools much at all.

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<v S3>See for yourself, mate. We've enjoyed it, but that we.

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<v S3>It did become a battleground. This show for no reason

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<v S3>for power tool superiority. And we can't resist it because

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<v S3>there's something inside us as guys that wants power tools.

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<v S3>Even if we're not handy. Yes. And guess what? There's

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<v S3>a company we'd never mentioned in the power tools realm

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<v S3>that have sent a big box. Before you say who

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<v S3>it is, I think they're one of the best. That's

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<v S3>why I wasn't mentioning them. They're too good to mention

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<v S3>in the company of the others. Bosch. Bosch. Bosch. Bosch. Bosch. Yes,

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<v S3>I know that. I've got one of those. That's the

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<v S3>heated jacket. As far as wearing things, this is a heated. Hoodie, jacket.

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<v S5>And you already have one. Hamish. I actually.

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<v S3>I think I went through another channel and it landed.

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<v S3>I saw it the other week. Well, they've sent us

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<v S3>one for all, obviously hoping that we would wear them.

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<v S3>I mean, we are inside a heated studio, but this

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<v S3>comes with its own little USB charger out the back

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<v S3>of it. And you I mean, you don't have to

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<v S3>plug yourself in and stay plugged in. I assume it

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<v S3>charges the battery. Yeah. And then and then you get

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<v S3>yourself a heated jacket with a heated jacket on.

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<v S5>I know, like, we.

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<v S3>Can wear electric.

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<v S5>Blanket to and from the studio. We wouldn't wear it

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<v S5>in here because it's too warm. What do you.

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<v S3>Think this is, the NBA playoffs. You've got walk in

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<v S3>gear for when you turn up. Hop out of the bus, Jack.

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<v S3>Coming through. Coming through. Underneath. Oh he's in the boss jacket.

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<v S3>So there you go. It's got three heat levels. Yep. Um, outstanding.

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<v S3>It can tumble dry machine, wash it, and it's got

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<v S3>a printable backside. So apparently they're saying you can print

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<v S3>your own company, I suppose, on the back. Interesting. Hadn't

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<v S3>read that bit. What? I haven't unboxed mine andoh what

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<v S3>are what are we? How exactly does the USB charging work?

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<v S3>Does it give you 12 hours? It does give you

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<v S3>is there a battery pack on board? Like how does

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<v S3>that work? Doesn't say it on the box. It just

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<v S3>I would I would assume it's got a 12. It's

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<v S3>got a 12 volt. Oh hang on you can put

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<v S3>batteries in it as well. Yeah. Because I assume you'd

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<v S3>have to run some battery to keep the trickle, but

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<v S3>that would be.

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<v S5>Annoying if a big, heavy battery is hanging off the

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<v S5>back of the coat.

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<v S3>I'm not sure if it's. I don't think it's not

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<v S3>hanging off the back, Jack. They've designed it better than that.

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<v S3>It probably has its own pocket.

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<v S5>Well, it should be. It should be a very large,

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<v S5>thin battery that goes over the whole back so you

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<v S5>hardly notice it. That's how I would do it.

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<v S3>Okay, standby. I'm opening it up. Open it up. So

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<v S3>you're like what? Like a bulletproof vest plate? Yes. Yeah.

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<v S3>On your back. Oh, you've got, like, a battery clip.

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<v S3>And that clips onto your. That'll be the battery that

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<v S3>runs it. Because it'd need a sizable battery to keep

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<v S3>the warmth going. Clips onto your belt. Yeah, I think so. Mhm.

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<v S5>Mhm. Bit cumbersome.

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<v S3>I should have warned you Bosch. You have delivered a

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<v S3>present to a den of picky weasels. Yeah. From what

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<v S3>I can gather, I think we belt mounted heat back.

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<v S3>It's a belt. It's a belt mount. Look, in Bosch's defense,

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<v S3>this is the problem. My brother in law also named Andy. Um,

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<v S3>and I share a fascination, constant and ongoing fascination with

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<v S3>where jetpack technology is up to. Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah.

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<v S3>So once every few weeks, we'll be sending each other a.

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<v S3>Have you seen this guy? Have you seen this guy?

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<v S3>This guy is essentially flying his own. You know, he's

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<v S3>made a giant drone that he's sitting in. What about

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<v S3>this guy? And the hard thing for a lot of these,

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<v S3>like mini drones that you can fly around that look

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<v S3>like the little DJI ones, but you sit in it

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<v S3>is just the weight of the batteries. The battery weighs heavy,

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<v S3>so and you face a similar problem with the heated

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<v S3>jacket I think. Where do we put the battery to

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<v S3>keep you snug without annoying you with too much belt weight?

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<v S3>I haven't, I obviously haven't read it through, but it

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<v S3>seems to me I mean, look, that looks like a

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<v S3>belt attachment, doesn't it? I mean, it looks it's as

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<v S3>big as a small cordless drill battery. Yeah. So I

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<v S3>think you have to clip that onto your belt. Would

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<v S3>you be better off having two battery packs in your boots? Um,

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<v S3>and it comes with special heavy boots that you walk

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<v S3>around in. Right.

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<v S5>Because I know you're running from your boot up to

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<v S5>your jacket.

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<v S3>Well, that's going to have to be what happens, Jack.

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<v S3>You put your boots on first, slide your pants over that.

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<v S3>Your jackets.

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<v S5>I've got I've got shoulder pads. Because sometimes you bulk

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<v S5>out shoulder pads anyway with a bit of extra padding.

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<v S5>Making batteries. Okay. One in each side. Backup.

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<v S3>Okay. Not bad, not bad. I wouldn't know who is who.

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<v S3>Your dad. Ronan Keating. Yes. He wore his BlackBerry on

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<v S3>his belt. You're right. He's used to wearing a utility belt. Yeah.

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<v S3>He used. He came in and had his phone clipped

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<v S3>with a with a with a belt. He actually threw

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<v S3>it out after we teased him about it relentlessly on

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<v S3>the show, but. Well, he critically questioned it. Do, um.

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<v S3>I think I'd prefer two battery packs like a Western

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<v S3>gunslinger rather than one. So it just felt a bit

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<v S3>more even. Or would they ever make? Probably not. Because,

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<v S3>you know, there's obviously security concerns for this. Especially if

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<v S3>you want to take it to the footy. But do

0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:27.090
<v S3>you make gun shaped batteries? So if you're going to

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<v S3>be wearing a holster, might as well feel like a cool.

0:11:29.730 --> 0:11:31.110
<v S3>Might as well look cool while you're doing it. And

0:11:31.110 --> 0:11:35.490
<v S3>people think you're a detective. Solar panel cap not enough charge.

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<v S3>Nowhere near enough charge. It would need to be a

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<v S3>sort of a ten meter. Yeah, and.

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<v S5>If you're getting a lot of sun, then you're pretty

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<v S5>warm anyway.

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<v S3>You're not wearing the jacket. That's true. But what about this?

0:11:45.179 --> 0:11:48.080
<v S3>What about a solar? No, I was going to say,

0:11:48.110 --> 0:11:50.660
<v S3>you make a singlet out of solar panels that you

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<v S3>wear during the summer months to charge up the battery,

0:11:54.350 --> 0:11:57.740
<v S3>and then you have a battery that charges it up.

0:11:57.980 --> 0:12:02.240
<v S3>Then during autumn, you unhook your singlet and you put

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<v S3>on the jacket that you've charged up over the summer. Yeah, yeah.

0:12:05.570 --> 0:12:07.550
<v S3>So it is, it is there is great benefit to

0:12:07.580 --> 0:12:10.280
<v S3>that being carbon neutral, but it does not solve our

0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:14.630
<v S3>cumbersome problem. No. Some suggestions for Bosch. I guess at

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<v S3>this stage, I mean, Jack, would you want one still?

0:12:17.660 --> 0:12:19.070
<v S5>I would still, because I might wear it as a

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<v S5>normal jacket without the heating application. Okay.

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<v S3>Yeah. You would. I will absolutely take it on. You would?

0:12:32.030 --> 0:12:34.790
<v S3>All right, guys, moment of honesty here. We each of

0:12:34.790 --> 0:12:39.439
<v S3>us have both our own families, but also the in-laws. Yes.

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<v S3>I'm going to ask you a question. I'll give you

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<v S3>a few moments if you need to think of it,

0:12:43.010 --> 0:12:44.540
<v S3>because I actually have the answer. It happened to me

0:12:44.540 --> 0:12:49.370
<v S3>on the weekend. Um, what is the greatest crime you

0:12:49.370 --> 0:12:56.150
<v S3>have committed? In the eyes of the in-laws. Oh, I thought.

0:12:56.270 --> 0:12:58.070
<v S3>I thought I was about to blurt out one that

0:12:58.070 --> 0:13:01.610
<v S3>they didn't know. Damn it! We can play that as

0:13:01.610 --> 0:13:05.030
<v S3>a bonus round. Let's do yours. Your your crime at

0:13:05.030 --> 0:13:07.699
<v S3>the end. I'll tell you what mine is. We go

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<v S3>to visit, um, Gerty and Dave in the country on

0:13:10.940 --> 0:13:14.630
<v S3>the weekend. Zoe's parents go inside, you know. Great. They've

0:13:14.630 --> 0:13:17.270
<v S3>got chickens and a veggie patch and stuff, so it's

0:13:17.270 --> 0:13:18.950
<v S3>all lots of fun. When we get there, the kids

0:13:18.950 --> 0:13:22.339
<v S3>are off getting eggs from the chicken. We're getting veggie

0:13:22.370 --> 0:13:26.449
<v S3>stuff for lunch day. Zoe's dad's off taking the kids

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<v S3>to the chickens. I'm inside with Zoe's mum, and, uh,

0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:33.559
<v S3>there's like. It's a beautiful, like, old cottage y, kind

0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:36.470
<v S3>of like little house, like the kitchen and the the table.

0:13:36.470 --> 0:13:39.320
<v S3>Everything's jammed into one room. I go to sit down

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<v S3>at the table. Really? Only seats about four in the kitchen.

0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:47.300
<v S3>I go to sit down and. goody. No no no no.

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<v S3>Don't sit there. You've broken two of those chairs. And

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<v S3>I went, have I? I do, I remember. I remember

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<v S3>one breaking. No no, no. You're too big for those chairs.

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<v S3>We've got the got the stool. We've got the stool,

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<v S3>the stool, the stool for you. Wow. Right. Okay. I

0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:08.510
<v S3>said I thought, Levi. I tried to blame those brothers.

0:14:08.630 --> 0:14:11.540
<v S3>I think I think Levi broke it. No, no. He

0:14:11.570 --> 0:14:12.860
<v S3>sat on it first, but then you sat on it.

0:14:12.860 --> 0:14:14.929
<v S3>You broke the back. That's okay, that's okay. But they're

0:14:14.929 --> 0:14:17.450
<v S3>not cheap, and they're actually collectors. I said right. Well,

0:14:17.450 --> 0:14:19.850
<v S3>do you want. I mean, I could organise. Sorry. I

0:14:19.850 --> 0:14:22.010
<v S3>didn't know that they were that badly damaged. I said

0:14:22.010 --> 0:14:24.560
<v S3>I could get them fixed. No. They're downstairs. We put

0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:27.530
<v S3>them away, and it's a shame they're not. They're not?

0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:29.900
<v S3>They're not cheap, but. Oh, well, they're gone. Like, you know,

0:14:29.930 --> 0:14:34.280
<v S3>they're from the 70s. They're these nice wooden kitchen table chairs. Right? Yeah. Anyway,

0:14:34.310 --> 0:14:36.650
<v S3>when Dave comes, Dave comes back in from the eggs.

0:14:36.650 --> 0:14:39.109
<v S3>I go as a test, I go, Dave, why don't

0:14:39.110 --> 0:14:41.150
<v S3>you take the stool and I'll sit there pointing to

0:14:41.180 --> 0:14:43.370
<v S3>one of them? He goes, no, you've broken two of them.

0:14:44.150 --> 0:14:47.540
<v S3>I was like, okay, well, I know what's being discussed

0:14:47.540 --> 0:14:51.320
<v S3>when I'm not here. Yeah, very clearly on my record.

0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:54.200
<v S3>And it won't be moved. Like breaking a kitchen table

0:14:54.230 --> 0:14:59.270
<v S3>chair is yours. Big crime in that house. I don't

0:14:59.270 --> 0:15:03.530
<v S3>have one as specific as that, really. But I am

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<v S3>not allowed to pick the restaurant anymore for their family

0:15:05.900 --> 0:15:09.140
<v S3>because they take their food so seriously. You had a

0:15:09.170 --> 0:15:10.790
<v S3>swing and a miss, and I had a swing and

0:15:10.790 --> 0:15:14.990
<v S3>a miss. And I've never been forgiven. What didn't have

0:15:14.990 --> 0:15:18.410
<v S3>the right wines didn't mean I was like, what'd you pick? Well,

0:15:18.410 --> 0:15:21.260
<v S3>I just went for, like, a puppy type thing. Yeah.

0:15:21.290 --> 0:15:23.510
<v S3>And no, a pub. A pub is what you mean.

0:15:25.220 --> 0:15:28.310
<v S3>If they're getting together, they they prefer they just take

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<v S3>their food. They just they just they want an experience.

0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:32.030
<v S3>It doesn't really have to be fine dining. They just

0:15:32.030 --> 0:15:37.100
<v S3>want something. A good restaurant. Yeah. Something unique. Different thought about.

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<v S3>Not just something that they can say to their friends. Oh,

0:15:39.350 --> 0:15:43.070
<v S3>you know, we went to O'Malley's. Yeah. The pub? No,

0:15:43.070 --> 0:15:46.840
<v S3>the Turkish restaurant. Oh, good. Yeah, cos the pub's ordinary,

0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:51.010
<v S3>so I think that's where it sits for me. So you. Yes. Okay.

0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:53.260
<v S3>I've just come to. I'm not allowed in when it

0:15:53.260 --> 0:15:57.250
<v S3>comes to any type of food discussions. It's. They bypass

0:15:57.250 --> 0:15:59.800
<v S3>me and tell us exactly where we're going. That's a joke.

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<v S3>Do you have one? What's on your list?

0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:05.530
<v S5>My mother in law never shies away from exaggeration, and

0:16:05.530 --> 0:16:08.020
<v S5>she'll often use the phrase worst thing in the world

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<v S5>that you can do. So, like an example would be. Jack,

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<v S5>just so you know, the worst thing in the world

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<v S5>you can do is leave your clothes on the bedroom floor.

0:16:20.500 --> 0:16:23.890
<v S3>So she obviously thinks that you've done that a few times.

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<v S3>So you have a list.

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<v S5>She's seen like she's seen me leave clothes on the

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<v S5>floor and then she's gone. Just so you know, the worst,

0:16:31.030 --> 0:16:33.280
<v S5>worst thing you can do. And the reason, and she'll

0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:35.530
<v S5>even go as far as to say, is the reason

0:16:35.530 --> 0:16:38.410
<v S5>that mine and Giancarlo's marriage has lasted so long is

0:16:38.410 --> 0:16:40.840
<v S5>he doesn't leave clothes on the floor.

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<v S3>So he's got a two pronged way of selling it

0:16:45.100 --> 0:16:48.040
<v S3>in just to go. These are you. This is such

0:16:48.070 --> 0:16:50.890
<v S3>a heinous crime. And we wouldn't be here.

0:16:50.980 --> 0:16:53.050
<v S5>Your life and your wife's life.

0:16:53.050 --> 0:16:55.390
<v S3>When you wouldn't be here if it wasn't for adherence

0:16:55.390 --> 0:16:58.720
<v S3>to the rules. When you're going out with someone and

0:16:58.810 --> 0:17:02.080
<v S3>they're your partner. And long term relationships are marriage. You

0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:07.540
<v S3>are in a long term, permanent job interview with their parents.

0:17:07.570 --> 0:17:10.930
<v S3>Like it just never changes. And it's rare that you

0:17:10.930 --> 0:17:13.989
<v S3>get one up on your boss. But I have you

0:17:13.990 --> 0:17:17.080
<v S3>got one up on experience. I do, I've got one up.

0:17:17.109 --> 0:17:19.540
<v S3>If anyone was going to do it, I well I

0:17:19.540 --> 0:17:23.170
<v S3>felt for it for him because Lee um, is Beck's

0:17:23.170 --> 0:17:27.670
<v S3>dad and as you guys know, a friend of mine

0:17:27.730 --> 0:17:30.880
<v S3>passed away recently. So Beck walked into the house and said,

0:17:31.180 --> 0:17:33.369
<v S3>you know, Andy's fragile. I didn't know he said that

0:17:33.910 --> 0:17:38.050
<v S3>Lee thinks I'm hungover, so I so I walk in,

0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:43.810
<v S3>he goes, ooh, a bit fragile. We good? And you?

0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:46.060
<v S3>You would have just been letting the line go out.

0:17:46.390 --> 0:17:49.330
<v S3>Let the line go out before I reel this one in.

0:17:49.420 --> 0:17:51.700
<v S3>And he'd gone and got a prop, and he's like,

0:17:51.730 --> 0:17:53.500
<v S3>gonna offer you one of these and a beer. And

0:17:53.500 --> 0:17:55.330
<v S3>he said, can I offer you one of these? Oh,

0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:58.030
<v S3>hair of the dog is a bit fragile. We did

0:17:58.030 --> 0:18:01.810
<v S3>a little bit of, like, cry Face and I said, yeah, sorry.

0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:04.060
<v S3>You're a friend of mine. Passed away during the week.

0:18:04.150 --> 0:18:08.410
<v S3>I've never seen someone get stopped in his tracks. So,

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<v S3>as you said, Ham. Lovely. It was a great moment

0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:14.649
<v S3>for me. Incredible. And I'll tell you what. We are

0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:23.230
<v S3>going to the pub this Friday. I'm picking it. Up.

0:18:23.230 --> 0:18:26.950
<v S3>And I'm. It's been a while since we've done this,

0:18:26.950 --> 0:18:32.050
<v S3>but let's jump back into some power moves. That never.

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<v S3>Volume one and two. Still available now. And volume two.

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<v S3>Back end available. People should have those that they pre-ordered

0:18:37.630 --> 0:18:40.480
<v S3>at Hamish. Com of our power moves books heading out

0:18:40.480 --> 0:18:44.170
<v S3>to them as we speak. No house is complete without

0:18:44.170 --> 0:18:47.830
<v S3>a power moves book adds severe value to your house

0:18:47.830 --> 0:18:50.560
<v S3>if you're here, if you're trying to sell it at

0:18:50.560 --> 0:18:52.240
<v S3>the moment. Yeah, I wouldn't put your house on the

0:18:52.240 --> 0:18:54.640
<v S3>market with that one. And also, I know housing affordability

0:18:54.640 --> 0:18:56.560
<v S3>is a big issue at the moment. If you walk

0:18:56.560 --> 0:18:59.619
<v S3>into a house that's perhaps open for inspection or apartment

0:18:59.619 --> 0:19:01.359
<v S3>or something, and they have a power moves book in

0:19:01.390 --> 0:19:03.010
<v S3>there and you're like, all right, well, what are we

0:19:03.040 --> 0:19:06.100
<v S3>talking here realistically to the agent? And they go, you know,

0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:11.440
<v S3>7 to 750. What about without the book? Yeah exactly.

0:19:11.770 --> 0:19:14.950
<v S3>Mid five, mid five soft fives. Exactly. So you keep

0:19:14.950 --> 0:19:18.280
<v S3>that in your sleep as well. Yeah. And so can

0:19:18.310 --> 0:19:20.859
<v S3>we can I, I got to check this one with

0:19:20.859 --> 0:19:23.560
<v S3>you because it's a golf power move. So still being

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<v S3>fresh to golf I don't know if these are power

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<v S3>moves or not actually. Sorry I did have something to

0:19:28.330 --> 0:19:30.700
<v S3>bring up with you about golf. This is unrelated to

0:19:30.730 --> 0:19:32.949
<v S3>power moves, but, um, you know how you were saying

0:19:32.950 --> 0:19:35.050
<v S3>that you could give someone a detention on the golf

0:19:35.050 --> 0:19:37.330
<v S3>course if their shirt was untucked? You can't give them

0:19:37.330 --> 0:19:43.230
<v S3>a detention. But some people will report people, right? Yeah.

0:19:43.260 --> 0:19:46.050
<v S3>And you can get kicked out of a club, some clubs.

0:19:46.050 --> 0:19:49.170
<v S3>It's ridiculous. But if the shirt's untucked and that blew,

0:19:49.770 --> 0:19:53.670
<v S3>this will blow your mind. A guy at our club,

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<v S3>a friend of his, didn't rake the bunker.

0:19:56.580 --> 0:19:57.780
<v S5>Like, which is the sand?

0:19:57.990 --> 0:19:59.760
<v S3>After you play your shot, you're to rake it again.

0:19:59.790 --> 0:20:03.330
<v S3>Didn't rake it. And they banned the guy, not his friend.

0:20:03.330 --> 0:20:05.400
<v S3>Because the friend was the guest. They banned the guy

0:20:05.430 --> 0:20:07.920
<v S3>for a month. For a month because his friend didn't

0:20:07.920 --> 0:20:11.880
<v S3>rake for gardening. Yeah, well, I. Speaking of bans. So

0:20:11.880 --> 0:20:14.310
<v S3>I was I think I was on, um, I was

0:20:14.310 --> 0:20:17.100
<v S3>looking at Jimmy Fallon's Instagram. Yep. Or it could have been.

0:20:17.190 --> 0:20:19.830
<v S3>It was he was playing golf with Justin Timberlake. Yep.

0:20:19.859 --> 0:20:22.440
<v S3>It might have been Justin Timberlake's Instagram. Yeah. They were mucking.

0:20:22.530 --> 0:20:24.330
<v S3>There's a whole bunch of them. And it looked like

0:20:24.330 --> 0:20:25.889
<v S3>they were having a great day out there mucking around

0:20:25.890 --> 0:20:29.370
<v S3>and running around celebrating something. And a few of them

0:20:29.369 --> 0:20:31.949
<v S3>had their shirt untucked. So I just I don't know

0:20:31.980 --> 0:20:34.800
<v S3>if I, if I needed to refer that to you. Yeah.

0:20:35.130 --> 0:20:37.709
<v S3>So you can give them a detention. I'll take that

0:20:37.710 --> 0:20:40.950
<v S3>for us. first cause that you remember when we played

0:20:40.950 --> 0:20:44.189
<v S3>with Justin Timberlake? We did. Um, we you and I

0:20:44.190 --> 0:20:47.310
<v S3>were arguing over who to rake the bunker. Yeah, because

0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:48.659
<v S3>you said you weren't going to rake it, and I said,

0:20:48.840 --> 0:20:50.850
<v S3>you're my caddy. You have to. And then he raked

0:20:50.850 --> 0:20:54.330
<v S3>it and said, take care of the coarse, and the

0:20:54.330 --> 0:20:57.300
<v S3>coarse will take care of you. Like, whoa, that was

0:20:57.330 --> 0:21:01.260
<v S3>you were like Bagger Vance. Yeah. Why is golf with Timberlake? Um, anyway,

0:21:01.290 --> 0:21:04.110
<v S3>so this is a power move. Okay, so you're just

0:21:04.109 --> 0:21:08.250
<v S3>about to tee off. That means hit the first shot, Jack. Um,

0:21:08.250 --> 0:21:09.990
<v S3>and there's a group ahead of you in the middle

0:21:09.990 --> 0:21:12.810
<v S3>of the fairway. So I do know enough about this

0:21:12.810 --> 0:21:14.310
<v S3>that you'd be like, okay, you have to wait for

0:21:14.310 --> 0:21:17.250
<v S3>those guys to pick your ball up, but then suggest

0:21:17.280 --> 0:21:20.070
<v S3>to your playing partner that they'll be okay to tee off.

0:21:20.550 --> 0:21:23.640
<v S3>Is that good? Yeah, it's a really good one from here. Okay.

0:21:24.270 --> 0:21:27.840
<v S3>Indicating that they're no threat. They're no threat. But you

0:21:27.840 --> 0:21:30.210
<v S3>would be. They can't hear it far enough. Here you go, Jack.

0:21:30.240 --> 0:21:32.010
<v S3>You won't get to them. That kind of thing. That's good.

0:21:32.040 --> 0:21:35.220
<v S3>Good fun. I like it. This one's from Heather Ham. Um.

0:21:35.220 --> 0:21:38.100
<v S3>She said it's a bit of a specific scenario, but

0:21:38.100 --> 0:21:40.320
<v S3>that's fine. We like those. We love them. So if

0:21:40.320 --> 0:21:42.810
<v S3>your husband, wife or flatmate is doing some cooking or

0:21:42.810 --> 0:21:46.950
<v S3>baking and have run out of a specific ingredient and

0:21:46.950 --> 0:21:48.959
<v S3>they've asked you to go and grab it for them,

0:21:48.960 --> 0:21:52.830
<v S3>that happens late. Does she said, go and buy. Go

0:21:52.830 --> 0:21:55.409
<v S3>and don't buy the said ingredient, but go and buy

0:21:55.410 --> 0:22:06.030
<v S3>the ready made version of whatever they're cooking. It's really good. Um,

0:22:06.060 --> 0:22:08.040
<v S3>I'm not sure if we've had this one before. This

0:22:08.040 --> 0:22:11.609
<v S3>I would put this under classic. This is from Michael. Um,

0:22:11.640 --> 0:22:13.980
<v S3>I got a power move that beats all of them.

0:22:13.980 --> 0:22:16.619
<v S3>Definitely an arsehole. Move when you're at the beach and

0:22:16.619 --> 0:22:19.530
<v S3>you're eating fish and chips and you're full, and you

0:22:19.530 --> 0:22:22.200
<v S3>maybe have a few chips left as you get up

0:22:22.200 --> 0:22:26.489
<v S3>to leave, sprinkle them around. People sitting nearby enjoying their

0:22:26.490 --> 0:22:28.440
<v S3>day or having a romantic moment so they are swarmed

0:22:28.440 --> 0:22:31.710
<v S3>by a flock of seagulls. I don't think we've had it.

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<v S3>It's good, I like it, it's good. Aaron sends this

0:22:35.220 --> 0:22:40.109
<v S3>in Ahoy. You're an asshole, pal. Move when you see

0:22:40.109 --> 0:22:43.470
<v S3>someone getting into an elevator. Payoff is better if they're

0:22:43.470 --> 0:22:46.980
<v S3>flustered and in a rush. Yell out, can you hold

0:22:46.980 --> 0:22:51.300
<v S3>that elevator for me? When they do, just walk past it,

0:22:51.330 --> 0:22:55.439
<v S3>ignore them, and keep walking. It's not bad. Thanks for

0:22:55.440 --> 0:23:03.480
<v S3>holding it up. I like I like this one. I mean, it,

0:23:04.230 --> 0:23:07.409
<v S3>it would. It would have worked in my family growing up. Um,

0:23:07.440 --> 0:23:10.860
<v S3>it's from Stephanie. It's one of those things that this

0:23:10.859 --> 0:23:12.870
<v S3>always happened at my grandparents place. So she goes, look,

0:23:12.900 --> 0:23:15.540
<v S3>when my husband and I leave my parents place, they

0:23:15.540 --> 0:23:18.420
<v S3>always come outside and they wave goodbye from the front porch.

0:23:18.540 --> 0:23:20.669
<v S3>My grandparents always did that to us, as my parents

0:23:20.670 --> 0:23:22.619
<v S3>still do that to me. So it's just like they

0:23:22.650 --> 0:23:24.810
<v S3>you're in the car, they begin the wave, and they

0:23:24.810 --> 0:23:27.120
<v S3>don't stop the wave until you're out of view. Right?

0:23:27.150 --> 0:23:29.220
<v S3>So I think if you have one of these families,

0:23:29.220 --> 0:23:32.010
<v S3>this is the time to do it. So the other night,

0:23:32.040 --> 0:23:39.419
<v S3>we decided we'd sit in the driveway, keeping them standing there. Waving.

0:23:39.420 --> 0:23:42.300
<v S3>And my husband and I just made small talk and

0:23:42.300 --> 0:23:46.140
<v S3>we stayed there. They kept waving. We kept talking. Eventually

0:23:46.140 --> 0:23:49.109
<v S3>they did decide to go inside when we had a

0:23:49.109 --> 0:24:04.050
<v S3>good giggle. Oh, great. War of attrition. Hi, I'm Jack.

0:24:04.109 --> 0:24:08.790
<v S3>The saying is honesty is the best policy. Hmm. How

0:24:08.790 --> 0:24:12.000
<v S3>much do we subscribe to that? I mean, it's in the.

0:24:12.030 --> 0:24:14.670
<v S3>It's certainly one of the policies you can select from.

0:24:15.600 --> 0:24:17.939
<v S3>Always read the PBS, though, and decide if this policy

0:24:17.940 --> 0:24:20.490
<v S3>is correct for you. I'm going to throw a scenario

0:24:20.490 --> 0:24:23.460
<v S3>at you, and I'd like you both to come back

0:24:23.460 --> 0:24:26.880
<v S3>with a verdict of whether honesty is the best policy. Okay.

0:24:27.960 --> 0:24:33.450
<v S3>Beck smashed her car into the garage door. Right. Very unlucky.

0:24:33.450 --> 0:24:37.250
<v S3>Lucky because as she was reversing from the inside. Yes.

0:24:37.280 --> 0:24:39.560
<v S5>Right. We've still got a dent in our car from

0:24:39.560 --> 0:24:41.660
<v S5>when we house sat. By the way, at your place,

0:24:41.690 --> 0:24:43.460
<v S5>coming out of your driveway. It's tight.

0:24:43.730 --> 0:24:47.600
<v S3>But this is. This is the door itself. You know how. Remember, Jackie,

0:24:47.630 --> 0:24:49.699
<v S3>you would have had difficulty turning the wheel because you're

0:24:49.700 --> 0:24:52.250
<v S3>wearing Andy's jumper, which would have been a bit tight

0:24:52.250 --> 0:24:55.760
<v S3>on you. Yeah, for people who don't remember Jack. How

0:24:55.760 --> 0:24:59.420
<v S3>separate wore my clothes as well. It's very strange.

0:25:00.650 --> 0:25:03.140
<v S5>Outer garments. I didn't wear anything that touches the skin.

0:25:03.170 --> 0:25:06.350
<v S3>You weren't a double to stop assassins. You were just

0:25:06.350 --> 0:25:10.850
<v S3>a friend. Jack thought he was a scarecrow. I've got

0:25:10.850 --> 0:25:13.490
<v S3>to dress like Andy to keep the crows away. We're overseas.

0:25:13.490 --> 0:25:15.440
<v S3>I get a text and saying, is your garage door

0:25:15.470 --> 0:25:17.570
<v S3>meant to be open? And Jack's left it and left

0:25:17.570 --> 0:25:19.640
<v S3>it open. Gone away for the weekend. Left the whole

0:25:19.640 --> 0:25:23.750
<v S3>house open. Anyway, Beck has, you know, the garage door. Well,

0:25:24.680 --> 0:25:28.250
<v S3>you know how aerials in cars. For a long time,

0:25:28.250 --> 0:25:30.080
<v S3>it was about getting as high as possible. Now they're

0:25:30.080 --> 0:25:32.750
<v S3>very sleek, and they kind of look like shark's fin. Yeah.

0:25:33.530 --> 0:25:36.080
<v S3>the timing was as such as the garage door was

0:25:36.080 --> 0:25:39.920
<v S3>going down. As she's reversing that, it's taken the Finn.

0:25:40.160 --> 0:25:43.399
<v S3>It's just pulled the Finn and then ripped her shark's

0:25:43.400 --> 0:25:46.580
<v S3>fin aerial off and left. Can I just ask? Sorry.

0:25:46.609 --> 0:25:49.370
<v S3>She opened the garage door. She's begun reversing it, and

0:25:49.369 --> 0:25:52.490
<v S3>she began to close as she was going. Well, yeah,

0:25:52.580 --> 0:25:55.850
<v S3>it's closing down on her. Who was closing it? Well,

0:25:55.850 --> 0:26:00.050
<v S3>that's why honesty mightn't be the best policy. You were close.

0:26:01.040 --> 0:26:04.010
<v S5>You love efficiency so much that you were even a second.

0:26:04.130 --> 0:26:06.710
<v S3>You were trying to make it like Indiana Jones. She

0:26:06.710 --> 0:26:09.740
<v S3>was getting under the door that fast. You were trying

0:26:09.740 --> 0:26:11.030
<v S3>to be that efficient? No.

0:26:11.060 --> 0:26:12.410
<v S5>No extra breeze allowed.

0:26:12.440 --> 0:26:15.409
<v S3>Let me get the facts out, please. We've got him.

0:26:16.430 --> 0:26:20.810
<v S3>We've absolutely got him. So it's taken off her shark

0:26:20.810 --> 0:26:24.440
<v S3>fin and peeled back. I didn't realise, but you know

0:26:24.440 --> 0:26:27.050
<v S3>how when you're opening a tin of tuna, you kind

0:26:27.050 --> 0:26:29.000
<v S3>of clip the thing and it peels back? Peeled the

0:26:29.000 --> 0:26:30.470
<v S3>roof off. It peeled the roof off. No it didn't.

0:26:30.500 --> 0:26:32.840
<v S3>So she's got a. How much of the roof? Around about.

0:26:32.840 --> 0:26:36.770
<v S3>What's that about? A VB can worth of hole in

0:26:36.770 --> 0:26:39.440
<v S3>the roof. It can peeled back. Yeah. And you could

0:26:39.440 --> 0:26:42.050
<v S3>just see straight. Really? Yeah. You could just see straight

0:26:42.050 --> 0:26:45.830
<v S3>into her back seat. Wow. So they really glue those

0:26:45.830 --> 0:26:50.390
<v S3>shark fins on? Yes. So I what had happened was

0:26:50.390 --> 0:26:53.240
<v S3>I had gone. We were in tandem garage. She was

0:26:53.240 --> 0:26:56.359
<v S3>backing out. Her car out. I was sitting in my

0:26:56.359 --> 0:26:58.670
<v S3>car waiting for her to get out so I could go,

0:26:59.210 --> 0:27:02.930
<v S3>I think. I don't know, I think my natural reflex

0:27:02.930 --> 0:27:04.699
<v S3>was to get in my car and I hit the

0:27:04.700 --> 0:27:07.550
<v S3>garage buzzer. Yep. That's what you do. She'd already put

0:27:07.550 --> 0:27:10.280
<v S3>it up. And so I get in, hit it because

0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:13.490
<v S3>of natural reflex. And I'd sent it back down. And

0:27:13.490 --> 0:27:17.119
<v S3>as she's going out she it was made the biggest sound.

0:27:17.119 --> 0:27:19.790
<v S3>And and there's the door. Is the door wrecked? The

0:27:19.790 --> 0:27:24.080
<v S3>door is still working. So I'm fine with that. And

0:27:24.109 --> 0:27:27.230
<v S3>and but yes. It didn't bother you. The the dent

0:27:27.260 --> 0:27:32.630
<v S3>is bothering me a little bit. But yes, Beck now

0:27:32.990 --> 0:27:35.540
<v S3>has a hole in a roof. It's in the shop

0:27:35.540 --> 0:27:40.609
<v S3>and it's three month wait, right. So she said, we've

0:27:40.609 --> 0:27:42.950
<v S3>got to have a look at this garage door. I

0:27:42.950 --> 0:27:45.919
<v S3>think it keeps going down accidentally. Oh, yeah.

0:27:46.040 --> 0:27:48.710
<v S5>She's giving you the lie on a on a silver platter.

0:27:48.740 --> 0:27:52.610
<v S3>I didn't say no. It's not. I went, yeah, well,

0:27:52.609 --> 0:27:56.240
<v S3>you'd have to. Yeah. Um, but I didn't say, like,

0:27:56.270 --> 0:27:58.609
<v S3>I didn't say no. It was me. But I didn't

0:27:58.640 --> 0:28:01.460
<v S3>agree that it was her. I just went, yeah. So

0:28:01.490 --> 0:28:03.980
<v S3>we should. It sounds like there's a ghost in the machine. Yeah, well,

0:28:03.980 --> 0:28:07.400
<v S3>that would be a lie, but. Yeah. Okay. Now, all

0:28:07.400 --> 0:28:11.750
<v S3>jokes aside, you definitely did do it. I don't know

0:28:11.750 --> 0:28:18.710
<v S3>whether I did it. This is like those press conferences, like, hey,

0:28:18.710 --> 0:28:20.869
<v S3>it was a white powder. I don't know what the

0:28:20.869 --> 0:28:23.869
<v S3>powder is. I don't recall. I mean, it could have

0:28:23.869 --> 0:28:27.380
<v S3>been anything. Yes. Uh, all we know is there was

0:28:27.380 --> 0:28:29.859
<v S3>two kilograms of a white powder hidden in the bottom

0:28:29.859 --> 0:28:32.350
<v S3>of the suitcase. Now, beyond that, we don't know what

0:28:32.350 --> 0:28:35.830
<v S3>the powder was exactly. So the facts are that you're not.

0:28:35.859 --> 0:28:41.290
<v S3>You couldn't say 100% that you've done that. No. Which

0:28:41.320 --> 0:28:45.430
<v S3>thankfully casts you with some some sort of innocence. But

0:28:45.430 --> 0:28:48.010
<v S3>what my my question to you here now, as talking

0:28:48.010 --> 0:28:50.020
<v S3>as mates would be. What would be the point of

0:28:50.020 --> 0:28:52.870
<v S3>you admitting this? Well, the point would be because Beck goes,

0:28:52.870 --> 0:28:57.040
<v S3>I always do silly things like this, which she actually

0:28:57.040 --> 0:29:00.370
<v S3>does have a track record of being clumsy. But either way,

0:29:00.370 --> 0:29:02.200
<v S3>the two options here are there's a ghost in the

0:29:02.200 --> 0:29:05.230
<v S3>machine or you did it. She's off the hook. There's

0:29:05.230 --> 0:29:08.710
<v S3>no one's thinking. She's done a silly thing. Exactly. So,

0:29:08.740 --> 0:29:10.960
<v S3>are we saying it's not the best policy?

0:29:11.140 --> 0:29:13.840
<v S5>Blame it on the ghost because it's a victimless crime. Yeah,

0:29:13.870 --> 0:29:16.210
<v S5>that's the ghost. He doesn't feel anything.

0:29:16.240 --> 0:29:20.710
<v S3>Who doesn't love a skate ghost? I reckon I think,

0:29:20.710 --> 0:29:23.710
<v S3>I think it's skate ghost is the way to go here. Because,

0:29:23.860 --> 0:29:26.350
<v S3>like you said, you're not sure? No. It could have

0:29:26.350 --> 0:29:27.820
<v S3>been a ghost. It could have been a ghost. So

0:29:27.820 --> 0:29:29.860
<v S3>I think it would be the smart thing to do

0:29:29.890 --> 0:29:32.320
<v S3>to get the guy to come out, to have a

0:29:32.320 --> 0:29:34.120
<v S3>look at it. Yeah, see what he can do, see

0:29:34.120 --> 0:29:36.820
<v S3>what he can do. And he look, odds are he's

0:29:36.820 --> 0:29:39.970
<v S3>going to go. Seems to be working fine. Well, I

0:29:39.970 --> 0:29:41.560
<v S3>guess I'll go to ghost in the machine and then

0:29:41.560 --> 0:29:44.110
<v S3>you'll go. Well, does it sometimes just receive a double signal?

0:29:44.110 --> 0:29:47.200
<v S3>Is it possible that she sent the signal? It travelled

0:29:47.200 --> 0:29:50.050
<v S3>to the sensor, but also the signal travelled out the door,

0:29:50.050 --> 0:29:51.820
<v S3>bounced off something and came back in and hit the

0:29:51.820 --> 0:29:54.820
<v S3>sensor twice. Is that possible? You know, crazy things happen

0:29:54.820 --> 0:29:57.580
<v S3>with technology. Yeah, I mean, all all it has to

0:29:57.580 --> 0:30:01.390
<v S3>be is not impossible. Yeah. And that's probably what did happen.

0:30:01.420 --> 0:30:12.760
<v S3>Thank you guys. Appreciate. It. All right fellas I bring

0:30:12.790 --> 0:30:17.380
<v S3>to you a special skill, um, for your perusal, for

0:30:17.380 --> 0:30:20.350
<v S3>your analysis because it can potentially get them in or

0:30:20.440 --> 0:30:22.600
<v S3>this is potentially to get someone to come on the show.

0:30:22.630 --> 0:30:27.880
<v S3>It pertains, um, because it's about something that I'm not

0:30:27.880 --> 0:30:30.220
<v S3>even really sure. I think I understand what it is,

0:30:30.220 --> 0:30:32.650
<v S3>but you guys are a little bit more. Well, you're

0:30:32.650 --> 0:30:35.560
<v S3>not more musical than me, but you did more theory,

0:30:35.590 --> 0:30:38.680
<v S3>I suppose is okay. Yeah, I certainly feel it better. But,

0:30:38.680 --> 0:30:41.290
<v S3>you know, you did the facts. You read the books more, right?

0:30:41.320 --> 0:30:44.800
<v S3>You've watched the Docos and stuff? Yeah. Better at music? Well,

0:30:44.800 --> 0:30:48.670
<v S3>just the theory side. Let's be honest. Um, this comes

0:30:48.670 --> 0:30:52.660
<v S3>in from a young lady who is messaging on behalf

0:30:52.660 --> 0:30:56.440
<v S3>of her boyfriend. Okay. She claims he can. And now

0:30:56.440 --> 0:31:01.660
<v S3>I'll read from the email melodically chomp any monophonic melody

0:31:01.690 --> 0:31:06.670
<v S3>from a song he knows. Um. What? What does that mean?

0:31:06.700 --> 0:31:07.360
<v S3>What does.

0:31:07.930 --> 0:31:10.480
<v S5>Monophonic mean? Just. Just the same note. Yeah.

0:31:10.510 --> 0:31:13.240
<v S3>So I think so. He can jump. So I think

0:31:13.240 --> 0:31:18.400
<v S3>he has big teeth, right? Um, he, he's claim this

0:31:18.400 --> 0:31:20.320
<v S3>is a quote from him. Some people can chomp, but

0:31:20.320 --> 0:31:23.200
<v S3>they don't have the resonance chamber for it like I do.

0:31:23.230 --> 0:31:26.990
<v S3>Dan Sugars 2022. So he's saying he can like he

0:31:26.990 --> 0:31:31.250
<v S3>can chomp his teeth together, um, to create the beat

0:31:31.250 --> 0:31:34.730
<v S3>or the tune of a song. Yeah. So he tune. Yeah.

0:31:34.760 --> 0:31:37.190
<v S3>Like he'd be going, you know, if it was jingle Bells.

0:31:37.280 --> 0:31:40.370
<v S3>Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp. I hope it's better

0:31:40.370 --> 0:31:43.460
<v S3>than that. Well, it's not going. He's chomping with his teeth.

0:31:43.490 --> 0:31:46.310
<v S3>He's not saying chomp. I know, but that's that's the

0:31:46.310 --> 0:31:50.210
<v S3>extent of it being better. It's a slightly different sound.

0:31:50.300 --> 0:31:52.730
<v S3>So you try, you do Jingle Bells with your teeth.

0:31:52.760 --> 0:31:56.000
<v S3>But I imagine he wants something like it's not like

0:31:56.030 --> 0:31:59.120
<v S3>without food. He's got probably got a capsicum or something. That's. No,

0:31:59.120 --> 0:32:02.300
<v S3>he's clanging his teeth together. That's what he's doing. So

0:32:02.330 --> 0:32:04.070
<v S3>he goes. I have to say, it's a pretty special skill.

0:32:04.070 --> 0:32:06.650
<v S3>He does have pretty massive teeth to create the skill with.

0:32:06.680 --> 0:32:08.570
<v S3>Not big enough to be in a freak show. Don't

0:32:08.570 --> 0:32:12.560
<v S3>think we do those anymore, but big enough that that

0:32:12.560 --> 0:32:17.270
<v S3>people would say this guy has big teeth. Right. Okay, sure.

0:32:17.300 --> 0:32:20.690
<v S3>Is this the secret for his chomping? She writes. Nobody knows.

0:32:20.690 --> 0:32:22.550
<v S3>So he's. I think he's sort of talking about he's

0:32:22.550 --> 0:32:24.500
<v S3>got the right shaped head. Can we chat to him?

0:32:24.530 --> 0:32:25.900
<v S3>Can we chat to him? Yeah, we've got Dan. We've

0:32:25.900 --> 0:32:28.330
<v S3>got Dan sugars up. I've got the jumper. This is Dan.

0:32:28.360 --> 0:32:30.160
<v S3>This has got the jumper Dan. Oh.

0:32:30.370 --> 0:32:31.330
<v S5>Hello boys.

0:32:31.330 --> 0:32:31.990
<v S6>How are you going.

0:32:32.020 --> 0:32:34.420
<v S3>Oh how are you. Dan how big are your teeth?

0:32:34.450 --> 0:32:36.070
<v S3>Are they Freddie Mercury?

0:32:36.250 --> 0:32:41.290
<v S6>Oh, um, look, you know, I haven't compared them side

0:32:41.290 --> 0:32:44.500
<v S6>by side, so I can't really confirm or deny that,

0:32:44.500 --> 0:32:46.540
<v S6>but I'm holding. I actually do have a tape measure

0:32:46.540 --> 0:32:49.060
<v S6>right next to me here. I don't know why, but

0:32:49.090 --> 0:32:51.130
<v S6>don't ask me why. But anyway, I could probably do

0:32:51.130 --> 0:32:51.790
<v S6>a little bit of a.

0:32:51.940 --> 0:32:53.710
<v S3>So you do know that we're not allowed to ask you?

0:32:55.180 --> 0:32:58.480
<v S3>It sounded like, you know, you were just measuring whether

0:32:58.480 --> 0:33:00.250
<v S3>this body will fit in this bin or something. And

0:33:00.250 --> 0:33:01.930
<v S3>so we're not allowed to ask you why the measuring tape,

0:33:01.930 --> 0:33:04.060
<v S3>but something like that. Yeah. Are you near a mirror?

0:33:04.090 --> 0:33:07.810
<v S3>Could you could you hold up the tape and tell

0:33:07.810 --> 0:33:11.800
<v S3>us how wide say you're you're going two front teeth width. Yeah.

0:33:11.830 --> 0:33:12.670
<v S3>Two front teeth width.

0:33:13.090 --> 0:33:15.910
<v S6>Okay. All right. Let me just try. And I have

0:33:15.910 --> 0:33:17.500
<v S6>never actually done this before.

0:33:17.530 --> 0:33:19.840
<v S3>Not a lot of people have. I think dentists probably

0:33:19.840 --> 0:33:23.770
<v S3>don't use the tape measure. I mean, let's have a look.

0:33:23.800 --> 0:33:26.190
<v S6>I have been quoted to say before that this is

0:33:26.190 --> 0:33:29.220
<v S6>my retirement fund, because I make a nice ivory piano

0:33:29.250 --> 0:33:32.040
<v S6>out of them, but. Right. Let's have a look. So

0:33:32.040 --> 0:33:38.610
<v S6>I'd say you just just shot the two front teeth together. Yeah.

0:33:38.640 --> 0:33:45.600
<v S6>Width is, if I'm reading it right, it's probably like, uh,

0:33:45.600 --> 0:33:49.530
<v S6>an inch and just under an inch. Sorry. Like, probably.

0:33:49.530 --> 0:33:50.040
<v S6>That's big.

0:33:50.070 --> 0:33:53.310
<v S3>What is it? I'm just sitting here going. What number

0:33:53.340 --> 0:34:00.540
<v S3>can you say that will truly weigh 50cm? So you're

0:34:00.540 --> 0:34:02.100
<v S3>saying 2.5cm, is it?

0:34:02.310 --> 0:34:04.920
<v S6>Oh, no no no it's not. It's probably about two

0:34:04.920 --> 0:34:06.090
<v S6>centimeters I reckon.

0:34:06.120 --> 0:34:07.020
<v S3>I reckon that's big.

0:34:07.170 --> 0:34:09.780
<v S6>That's right. Yeah. A bit bigger than two. Yeah. Not

0:34:09.780 --> 0:34:11.040
<v S6>quite two and a half, but.

0:34:11.489 --> 0:34:14.640
<v S3>Well I mean, this is, these are good numbers. They, um.

0:34:14.640 --> 0:34:17.670
<v S3>But as we all know, um, just, uh, just good numbers.

0:34:17.670 --> 0:34:20.160
<v S3>Doesn't make a champion racehorse. You do need to. You

0:34:20.160 --> 0:34:23.489
<v S3>need other factors. Do we? Indeed. Is it? Have we

0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:25.440
<v S3>got it correct when we're saying so you pick a

0:34:25.440 --> 0:34:28.649
<v S3>song and it's you slamming your mouth, shut your teeth

0:34:28.650 --> 0:34:31.410
<v S3>shut with no food in between, just to chomp, just

0:34:31.530 --> 0:34:36.810
<v S3>just tooth on tooth percussion, uh, to replicate the song.

0:34:36.840 --> 0:34:38.489
<v S6>Yeah. So there was a I was listening to you

0:34:38.489 --> 0:34:41.610
<v S6>guys just talk before, and I was a bit concerned when, um,

0:34:41.640 --> 0:34:45.180
<v S6>Andy said it better be more impressive than that because, um,

0:34:45.210 --> 0:34:47.520
<v S6>maybe it's not, but hopefully it is if I can

0:34:47.520 --> 0:34:52.230
<v S6>explain it. If I can explain it. Yeah. So, um. Yeah,

0:34:52.230 --> 0:34:56.730
<v S6>there's no food involved. It's literally just chomping my teeth together.

0:34:56.910 --> 0:35:00.029
<v S6>But the chomping, I suppose if you just like when

0:35:00.030 --> 0:35:03.089
<v S6>you clap your hands, it obviously creates a sound. Yeah.

0:35:03.210 --> 0:35:06.960
<v S6>That resonates. So the the chomping of the teeth in

0:35:06.960 --> 0:35:11.549
<v S6>combination with my mouth obviously provides a, I can shape

0:35:11.550 --> 0:35:13.620
<v S6>my mouth or my lips. I don't know exactly what's

0:35:13.620 --> 0:35:17.399
<v S6>going on there, but I can shape it to make

0:35:17.400 --> 0:35:22.080
<v S6>a particular note. Now, that's not particularly that That's special

0:35:22.110 --> 0:35:24.989
<v S6>because people can. I'm sure that you could probably, as

0:35:24.989 --> 0:35:27.960
<v S6>you were saying, Jingle Bells. You could probably chomp that

0:35:27.960 --> 0:35:30.810
<v S6>out and maybe pretend like you're singing and sort of

0:35:30.840 --> 0:35:35.129
<v S6>get the tune. But I what I think defines my

0:35:35.130 --> 0:35:38.790
<v S6>special skill is that acoustically, you say you're across a

0:35:38.790 --> 0:35:41.610
<v S6>boardroom table or at the other end of a room,

0:35:41.760 --> 0:35:45.270
<v S6>you would be able to hear me easily doing that

0:35:45.270 --> 0:35:47.490
<v S6>as opposed to someone else. You would have to be

0:35:47.489 --> 0:35:52.710
<v S6>like ASMR style next to their ear or their mouth

0:35:53.700 --> 0:35:54.630
<v S6>kind of thing.

0:35:54.660 --> 0:35:56.760
<v S3>I think I think if I were in the boardroom,

0:35:56.760 --> 0:36:01.319
<v S3>I would be inclined to say, Mr. Sugar's your presentation, please.

0:36:03.120 --> 0:36:03.480
<v S3>You'd be.

0:36:03.750 --> 0:36:05.730
<v S6>It happens more often than you think. Actually, this is

0:36:05.730 --> 0:36:06.180
<v S6>all very.

0:36:06.450 --> 0:36:09.000
<v S3>This is impressive, Mr. Sugars, but we must ask you

0:36:09.000 --> 0:36:13.680
<v S3>for the June quarter numbers. Chop chop, chop chop. Mr. sugars,

0:36:13.710 --> 0:36:23.400
<v S3>are you stalling? So. Okay. It's. It's about. it's volume. Yes,

0:36:23.430 --> 0:36:27.930
<v S3>it's an impressive volume. Yep. So why? And then. And

0:36:27.930 --> 0:36:30.210
<v S3>then you must be able to position your mouth and

0:36:30.210 --> 0:36:33.270
<v S3>lips to amplify the chomp in a certain manner.

0:36:33.300 --> 0:36:36.150
<v S6>I think I guess it's like, you know, I used

0:36:36.150 --> 0:36:38.520
<v S6>to say when I used to do this in high school,

0:36:38.520 --> 0:36:40.590
<v S6>a lot more that I should get sponsored by some

0:36:40.590 --> 0:36:44.700
<v S6>kind of milk company. Why? Because, you know, slamming my

0:36:44.700 --> 0:36:47.399
<v S6>teeth together and, you know, look, they don't break kind

0:36:47.430 --> 0:36:48.180
<v S6>of scenario.

0:36:48.210 --> 0:36:49.380
<v S3>Oh, okay.

0:36:49.530 --> 0:36:53.520
<v S6>Calcium. Yeah. I suppose that comes down to the. I

0:36:53.550 --> 0:36:56.340
<v S6>guess I was thinking about this the other day. I

0:36:56.340 --> 0:36:59.160
<v S6>suppose my teeth are like the strings on a guitar,

0:36:59.370 --> 0:37:02.160
<v S6>and my mouth is the body of the guitar, so

0:37:02.160 --> 0:37:05.009
<v S6>it's like you hit the strings harder or the teeth.

0:37:05.040 --> 0:37:10.230
<v S6>You slam them down harder. That obviously helps generate the resonance. Uh,

0:37:10.230 --> 0:37:12.300
<v S6>with my mouth. And.

0:37:12.330 --> 0:37:14.549
<v S3>But it's one singular note, isn't it, Dan?

0:37:14.580 --> 0:37:17.910
<v S6>Oh, no. So. Well, monophonic means that I can't. I'm not.

0:37:17.940 --> 0:37:20.750
<v S6>I can't play chords with my teeth. Like.

0:37:21.920 --> 0:37:22.400
<v S3>Yet.

0:37:22.610 --> 0:37:25.070
<v S6>I mean, I guess there's time I could, you know,

0:37:25.100 --> 0:37:28.250
<v S6>but no, I can't like, um. Yeah, it's just one

0:37:28.250 --> 0:37:30.410
<v S6>single note at a time. So think about, like.

0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:32.360
<v S3>It could be a range of notes, but just. Oh

0:37:32.360 --> 0:37:32.719
<v S3>of course.

0:37:32.750 --> 0:37:33.109
<v S6>Yeah. No.

0:37:33.230 --> 0:37:35.570
<v S3>Whereabouts do you live, then? It's like he's in. He's

0:37:35.570 --> 0:37:37.520
<v S3>in Brisbane. We've got to get him down. I don't

0:37:37.520 --> 0:37:39.110
<v S3>want to hear it over the phone. Him. I want

0:37:39.140 --> 0:37:40.850
<v S3>to be. I want to be at the opposite end

0:37:40.880 --> 0:37:43.430
<v S3>of a board room. No one knows, I reckon. I

0:37:43.430 --> 0:37:46.400
<v S3>reckon the excitement is such that. No, you're right. We've

0:37:46.400 --> 0:37:47.510
<v S3>got to be in a board room. You and I

0:37:47.510 --> 0:37:50.630
<v S3>have to wear suits for it. We have to be like,

0:37:51.440 --> 0:37:54.020
<v S3>please come in. Um, what's a good song for you

0:37:54.020 --> 0:37:55.850
<v S3>to do? What? Yeah. I mean, what would you like

0:37:55.850 --> 0:37:56.569
<v S3>to perform?

0:37:56.600 --> 0:38:00.590
<v S6>Well, I guess I can prepare a repertoire if you wish.

0:38:00.620 --> 0:38:03.319
<v S3>Oh, wow. A megamix, like, all mixed together. Like when

0:38:03.320 --> 0:38:06.290
<v S3>Delta Goodrem has, like, a spot at the lake or something. Or.

0:38:06.620 --> 0:38:08.720
<v S6>Exactly. Yeah, I could, I could do a medley. Yeah,

0:38:08.750 --> 0:38:11.780
<v S6>I could do a medley or something, but I guess,

0:38:11.810 --> 0:38:16.010
<v S6>you know, is it one of those situations of that if,

0:38:16.010 --> 0:38:19.069
<v S6>if I do have a special skill that my girlfriend

0:38:19.070 --> 0:38:22.040
<v S6>claims that I do. You should be able to recognize

0:38:22.040 --> 0:38:23.600
<v S6>I should be able to chomp a song that you

0:38:23.600 --> 0:38:26.120
<v S6>don't know and hopefully you recognize.

0:38:26.540 --> 0:38:29.480
<v S3>That's it. That's it. I think that's that's exactly it, Dan.

0:38:29.480 --> 0:38:31.460
<v S3>What we'll do is we'll wear suits, we'll call you

0:38:31.460 --> 0:38:34.430
<v S3>and we'll say, hey, do you have those projections for us?

0:38:35.600 --> 0:38:39.410
<v S3>You you start chomping the song and if we go,

0:38:39.440 --> 0:38:43.550
<v S3>wait a sec, is that stairway to Heaven? Then. Then

0:38:43.550 --> 0:38:46.879
<v S3>we've forgotten about the projections, and you've won yourself. The coin. Yeah,

0:38:46.910 --> 0:38:49.880
<v S3>just one song. Okay. Let's go. Three songs. Three songs.

0:38:49.880 --> 0:38:51.320
<v S3>I think because I got a feeling it's going to

0:38:51.320 --> 0:38:52.850
<v S3>be good. And I want to. Yeah, I want to

0:38:52.880 --> 0:38:55.640
<v S3>enjoy the. I want to enjoy the concert. Yeah. Um. Okay.

0:38:55.670 --> 0:38:58.910
<v S3>Cheapest available flight coming your way, Dan. Um, and we'll

0:38:58.910 --> 0:39:01.310
<v S3>organize to get you to Melbourne. Uh, a quick smart,

0:39:01.310 --> 0:39:04.310
<v S3>because we absolutely want to see this. Cheers, buddy. Great.

0:39:04.340 --> 0:39:06.650
<v S6>I look forward to it. Jump on. I look forward

0:39:06.650 --> 0:39:07.820
<v S6>to the business meeting.

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<v S3>Thanks, mate. I'm Hamish. Com if anyone wants to email

0:39:17.150 --> 0:39:20.120
<v S3>us or fill out the valid and important podcast to form.

0:39:20.120 --> 0:39:23.660
<v S3>We're about special skills, etc. like teeth chomping we've just

0:39:23.660 --> 0:39:27.200
<v S3>heard from. Outstanding. Look forward to testing him. Um, you

0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:29.930
<v S3>can go there and email. Someone said they've got a

0:39:29.930 --> 0:39:32.270
<v S3>great person for. Tell us someone we haven't thought of

0:39:32.300 --> 0:39:35.120
<v S3>for a while and they'd like us to play. Feels

0:39:35.120 --> 0:39:36.500
<v S3>about the right time of the year to play it,

0:39:36.530 --> 0:39:38.180
<v S3>doesn't it? Middle of the year. If you've not heard

0:39:38.180 --> 0:39:42.469
<v S3>this game before, you have to tell us someone that

0:39:42.469 --> 0:39:44.840
<v S3>is a public figure or is sort of has some

0:39:44.840 --> 0:39:48.140
<v S3>level of notoriety that Andy and I can honestly say

0:39:48.140 --> 0:39:50.540
<v S3>we haven't thought of this year. Yeah, if you can

0:39:50.540 --> 0:39:54.650
<v S3>achieve that, you win a choice of hats. Which hats?

0:39:54.680 --> 0:39:57.710
<v S3>Whatever we have at hand. You got those hats. Dutch deals.

0:39:58.280 --> 0:40:01.670
<v S3>So people might remember I was talking about the Dutch

0:40:01.670 --> 0:40:06.800
<v S3>food only website a few weeks ago. Dutch deals heard

0:40:06.800 --> 0:40:10.640
<v S3>me mentioning them. I can't remember something. It was something like,

0:40:10.670 --> 0:40:13.970
<v S3>you know, I bought some mini pancakes and poffertjes mix

0:40:13.969 --> 0:40:17.400
<v S3>and pancake mix, which was about 30 bucks. And the

0:40:17.400 --> 0:40:19.200
<v S3>thing came up and said, if you spend another like

0:40:19.230 --> 0:40:24.030
<v S3>185 more, you will get a hat. And I didn't,

0:40:24.030 --> 0:40:26.220
<v S3>and it was a baseball style hat, so it wasn't

0:40:26.219 --> 0:40:28.770
<v S3>even a baseball hat. Like, don't use it for baseball.

0:40:28.770 --> 0:40:30.930
<v S3>It might not hold up on the field, but it's

0:40:30.930 --> 0:40:35.370
<v S3>certainly of that style. They have sent in, um, three

0:40:35.400 --> 0:40:38.129
<v S3>Dutch hats. Well, they'll be in the mix when we play.

0:40:38.160 --> 0:40:41.820
<v S3>Tell us something. Someone we haven't thought of for a while. Uh,

0:40:41.850 --> 0:40:44.130
<v S3>that'll be in the next, what, few weeks? We'll do that.

0:40:44.370 --> 0:40:46.260
<v S3>So do go to the website. I mean, people, you

0:40:46.260 --> 0:40:48.360
<v S3>can tell from the show now, the quality of email

0:40:48.360 --> 0:40:49.710
<v S3>is just going up and up and up. I don't

0:40:49.710 --> 0:40:51.750
<v S3>want that to stop people emailing in. It's more of

0:40:51.750 --> 0:40:53.220
<v S3>a thank you. Yeah. For the for the people that

0:40:53.219 --> 0:40:55.920
<v S3>are taking the time. Also the remembering project, that's where

0:40:55.920 --> 0:40:58.710
<v S3>you and I look back at all the shows we've

0:40:58.710 --> 0:41:00.450
<v S3>done over all the years and try to remember what happened,

0:41:00.450 --> 0:41:03.420
<v S3>particularly in the early years, 2006 and seven, etc. it's up.

0:41:03.420 --> 0:41:05.850
<v S3>It's on the listener app exclusively at the moment, but

0:41:05.850 --> 0:41:08.460
<v S3>it'll be out and available for everybody in a couple

0:41:08.489 --> 0:41:10.260
<v S3>of months time. But you can go and download the

0:41:10.260 --> 0:41:12.300
<v S3>listener app for free right now and grab it. One

0:41:12.300 --> 0:41:14.759
<v S3>thing that never made the show, but people may know

0:41:14.790 --> 0:41:17.380
<v S3>of if they listen to the remembering project is Mike

0:41:17.620 --> 0:41:21.940
<v S3>multi-platform Mike multi multimedia. Mike he's in charge of saying

0:41:21.940 --> 0:41:25.810
<v S3>the date. Yes. So we picked this one day. It

0:41:25.810 --> 0:41:28.210
<v S3>might be, you know, the 5th of April. It shouldn't

0:41:28.210 --> 0:41:31.030
<v S3>be too hard. But in Mike's defense there's pressure. Yeah

0:41:31.180 --> 0:41:32.920
<v S3>there's pressure because it's sort of like there's a gap

0:41:32.920 --> 0:41:35.710
<v S3>and it's like you go, Mike, you're on. This is

0:41:35.710 --> 0:41:38.830
<v S3>what went down. When in recent weeks when Mike had

0:41:38.830 --> 0:41:41.140
<v S3>to try and just say the date.

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<v S7>It's the 6th of September.

0:41:44.260 --> 0:41:46.089
<v S3>Go again on that one. You just a little off.

0:41:46.120 --> 0:41:49.719
<v S3>Oh sorry. Okay, I forgot we used to do this

0:41:49.719 --> 0:41:50.290
<v S3>last year.

0:41:51.910 --> 0:41:53.469
<v S7>It's the six of September.

0:41:53.500 --> 0:41:54.910
<v S3>Oh. Put his big boy voice on.

0:41:55.060 --> 0:41:56.590
<v S7>It's a tough one because it's. I don't think.

0:41:56.590 --> 0:41:59.859
<v S3>You're saying sixth yet. You say September 6th.

0:41:59.860 --> 0:42:01.750
<v S7>But I've done all the other ones this way.

0:42:01.780 --> 0:42:04.480
<v S3>So just just for once, I'm going to blow anyone's mind.

0:42:04.510 --> 0:42:05.770
<v S3>We still know the date.

0:42:07.600 --> 0:42:07.810
<v S7>Oh.

0:42:08.260 --> 0:42:12.610
<v S3>You're you're you're forgetting that. Yeah.

0:42:12.880 --> 0:42:16.390
<v S7>It's the sixth. sick, right? No, sorry. Sorry. You got this?

0:42:16.420 --> 0:42:19.419
<v S7>It's the sixth of. No, I can't say it now. Okay,

0:42:19.450 --> 0:42:24.700
<v S7>now sing bad romance. No, it's the 6th of September.

0:42:24.730 --> 0:42:27.260
<v S3>Yeah. So you're just saying six? Six. It's the 6th

0:42:27.260 --> 0:42:29.860
<v S3>of September. It's the sixth. We need a. Do you

0:42:29.860 --> 0:42:31.420
<v S3>want us to record a separately?

0:42:31.450 --> 0:42:35.350
<v S7>No, I'll do it. It's the 6th of September.

0:42:39.340 --> 0:42:40.300
<v S3>It's too.

0:42:40.300 --> 0:42:44.350
<v S7>Pronounced. It is, but it's good. It's the 6th of September. Yeah,

0:42:44.920 --> 0:42:46.150
<v S7>that was great. Yeah.

0:42:47.200 --> 0:42:49.150
<v S3>So there you go. When you hear that one coming up,

0:42:49.150 --> 0:42:51.880
<v S3>you don't realise the amount of work that goes into it.

0:42:52.090 --> 0:42:55.030
<v S3>6th of September, four days to record each episode. So

0:42:55.030 --> 0:42:57.370
<v S3>you know that they're super high quality. We'll catch you

0:42:57.370 --> 0:42:58.330
<v S3>next week, everyone.

0:43:00.610 --> 0:43:04.029
<v S2>Thanks for listening. The Hamish and Andy podcast will return

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