1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,400 S1: A listener production. 2 00:00:07,460 --> 00:00:13,040 S2: Activate your internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts 3 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:21,560 S2: in three two. Sorry. Still buffering. One. 4 00:00:23,630 --> 00:00:29,360 S3: Ahoy to me! Boner. Hey, hey! Rock solid and at 5 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:37,880 S3: your service, my friend. And Jack. Ahoy to me! Tight balls. Jack. No, no, no, you're, 6 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:41,989 S3: of course, all parts of a porn star. No. Uh. 7 00:00:41,990 --> 00:00:45,530 S3: And the fact that you've gone down that that route. Ham, 8 00:00:45,530 --> 00:00:51,589 S3: make you nervous when I introduce Jack. Because. Ahoy to me, slicer. Jack. Wow. 9 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:56,420 S3: What sort of animal is this? Yes. Do you know 10 00:00:56,420 --> 00:00:58,880 S3: what we're doing? Boners and slices. Are we butchers? You're 11 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:03,750 S3: a butcher? Yeah butcher, butchers or a. Yes, a terrible, 12 00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:10,229 S3: a terrible sex robot. One setting. Very pleasurable. The other one. 13 00:01:10,260 --> 00:01:12,750 S3: The other. Run for your life. I don't even know 14 00:01:12,750 --> 00:01:15,570 S3: why they have this second setting. Yes. Why would it 15 00:01:15,569 --> 00:01:21,240 S3: ever unsheathe and reveal the blade? We shouldn't have a slicer. Uh, also, 16 00:01:21,270 --> 00:01:23,220 S3: ahoy to Josh from Iowa. 17 00:01:24,450 --> 00:01:29,250 S4: Ahoy, Jack! Hamish. Andy. This is Joe from Iowa. Sitting 18 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:31,890 S4: here filling out my VIP form. 19 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:32,640 S3: By a river. 20 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:36,600 S4: And I'd never heard of WhatsApp until listening to your show. 21 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,819 S4: And I was wondering if it must be a pretty 22 00:01:38,819 --> 00:01:41,910 S4: big sponsor for as much as you mentioned it. Anyway, 23 00:01:41,910 --> 00:01:44,819 S4: I had no trouble uploading this. Thanks and keep up 24 00:01:44,819 --> 00:01:46,410 S4: the good work, Joe. 25 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:53,220 S3: 011 for Andy. Andy obviously hired some sort of, like, 26 00:01:53,250 --> 00:02:00,200 S3: audio cameo. That no one's buying that for a second. 27 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:06,710 S3: There's a civilian cameo where you can get endorsements for testimonials, 28 00:02:06,740 --> 00:02:08,690 S3: testimonials for your own positions, your own products. Not a 29 00:02:08,690 --> 00:02:11,420 S3: bad idea, actually. It's actually a really good idea. It's 30 00:02:11,419 --> 00:02:15,230 S3: like a realistic bot. Yeah. Yeah, sure. What's my name? Josh. Yeah. Great. 31 00:02:15,230 --> 00:02:18,020 S3: And what do I approve of? The upload system? Sure. 32 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:21,380 S3: And what do I hate? WhatsApp. Yeah. Easy. Got it. 33 00:02:23,090 --> 00:02:31,850 S3: Joe was his name. Uh. Uh, Haim, uh, we've been 34 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:34,640 S3: here from Dave that says I'm very good with names. Oh, hi, 35 00:02:34,669 --> 00:02:37,460 S3: I'm Jenny, it's Dave here. And I've always thought Hamish 36 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:45,470 S3: is great with names. Um. Um, uh, I'm. I wanted 37 00:02:45,470 --> 00:02:47,840 S3: the top of the show because you have the floor. 38 00:02:47,870 --> 00:02:51,560 S3: We've been sent something gentle and something for all of us. Wow. 39 00:02:51,590 --> 00:02:56,060 S3: It has been a while since we asked for the 40 00:02:56,060 --> 00:02:59,140 S3: naming rights for our shirts and jackets. It's been a 41 00:02:59,139 --> 00:03:02,140 S3: long time. Long time? You mean back when we used 42 00:03:02,139 --> 00:03:04,510 S3: to wear tracksuits and stuff? Yeah, we had tracksuits for 43 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:08,260 S3: a while, and then Makita came in with a strong play. 44 00:03:08,530 --> 00:03:11,380 S3: Would you agree that we went? We went hard with 45 00:03:11,380 --> 00:03:13,900 S3: Makita for a while. We had Makita, we had the hoodies, 46 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:18,970 S3: the XLT x something, the battery system, Makita hoodies. Jack, 47 00:03:18,970 --> 00:03:21,340 S3: did you ever wear yours? Well, you didn't, did you? No, 48 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:21,700 S3: I didn't. 49 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:24,070 S5: But you know how we got some free tools from Makita? 50 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:27,250 S5: Do you reckon I could go? I need my chainsaw sharpened. 51 00:03:27,610 --> 00:03:29,320 S5: Is that something that they would do? Or give me? 52 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:30,160 S5: Maybe give me a new. 53 00:03:30,190 --> 00:03:32,290 S3: Who actually did to DeWalt? You picked? 54 00:03:32,889 --> 00:03:35,740 S5: Yes, but defected to DeWalt. Don't you remember? I weaseled 55 00:03:35,740 --> 00:03:39,490 S5: after the show and went emailed the guy personally. Who 56 00:03:39,490 --> 00:03:40,330 S5: can keep track of you? 57 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:44,560 S3: Did you? We discussed this. He went DeWalt. He missed out. 58 00:03:44,590 --> 00:03:48,100 S3: He then backed back and thin back the thick, thin 59 00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:51,339 S3: pack pack from DeWalt. He then backed Chanelled to Eliza 60 00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:52,900 S3: and said can you please give me the contact? So 61 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,760 S3: I do want to hit up Makita. Oh, he knows 62 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:55,390 S3: no bounds. 63 00:03:55,420 --> 00:03:58,390 S5: No. And you know I'm still halfway waiting for you 64 00:03:58,390 --> 00:04:00,250 S5: to give me Calloway's contact. Because I was trying to 65 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:02,170 S5: backchannel them from the golf clubs. Okay. 66 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,720 S3: Anyway, can I just tell you it's not about the sender? But. Yeah, 67 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:06,880 S3: Jack was like, during when we were chatting about the 68 00:04:06,910 --> 00:04:09,190 S3: golf clubs. Jack sends me a text going, was that. 69 00:04:09,220 --> 00:04:11,410 S3: Do you seriously have Calloway's contact? Because if you're not 70 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:13,810 S3: going with them, I'd be interested. You don't even play? No, 71 00:04:13,810 --> 00:04:14,470 S3: but I might. 72 00:04:14,470 --> 00:04:16,900 S5: I might if I had three clubs, I might. 73 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:20,440 S3: I think I reckon, Jack, you've got. Unbelievable. I mean, 74 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,089 S3: this I say this with love. I think you've got 75 00:04:22,089 --> 00:04:27,160 S3: to have more faith in your career. Because do you get. 76 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,960 S3: I get the feeling that you think it's all about 77 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,940 S3: to end. And that's why you're weaseling so hard. 78 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:32,440 S5: Jack, you're one of the best. 79 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,380 S3: Yeah, I think I honestly think that's where it comes from. 80 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:37,630 S3: Like you're one of the best you'll be around in 81 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:40,089 S3: ten years. You don't have to cram all your weaseling 82 00:04:40,089 --> 00:04:41,380 S3: into one week. Thank you. 83 00:04:41,410 --> 00:04:41,860 S5: Okay. 84 00:04:42,730 --> 00:04:44,980 S3: So can I get. Have to go. If anyone's got 85 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:48,729 S3: 500 cans of peaches, I'll take them now, because this. 86 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:54,100 S3: The party might stop now. Any SPC? If you're listening, 87 00:04:54,100 --> 00:05:00,700 S3: we don't want 500 kids. Eventually, Jack will have em. Hey, Jack. First. 88 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:02,230 S3: First thing comes in your head. Right now you want 89 00:05:02,230 --> 00:05:04,150 S3: something for free? Go. What's the company? What do you want? 90 00:05:04,210 --> 00:05:05,109 S5: Callaway golf club. 91 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:07,210 S3: You didn't even know you wanted golf. 92 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,460 S5: I do, I do think about it now. 93 00:05:09,490 --> 00:05:12,039 S3: Think about your life right now. Life. State of life. 94 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,450 S3: What do you need right now? Go. 95 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,320 S5: Uh. New car. 96 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:19,060 S3: He's on. The price is right. You have a new car? 97 00:05:19,089 --> 00:05:20,469 S5: I know, I just tried to think of the most 98 00:05:20,470 --> 00:05:22,660 S5: expensive thing. No, I am being weaselly here, and I 99 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:23,469 S5: don't want to be rude. 100 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:27,670 S3: But you come so naturally. The. But you have such 101 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:31,570 S3: a silky pelt. Okay. Okay. Jack, we've got your teeth there. 102 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,820 S5: I was chewing. Sorry. I was chewing gum before the 103 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:35,950 S5: episode started. And then I stopped chewing, so I just 104 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:38,170 S5: squished it in between my gum and my lip. 105 00:05:38,350 --> 00:05:40,330 S3: I've got to make a call to. I was eating licorice, too, 106 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:43,960 S3: so apologies if for any, for any of the web videos. 107 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,010 S3: I've got licorice. Sorry. 108 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,200 S5: Andy's got something for us and we keep rolling. 109 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,990 S3: I look across at Jack and, you know, there's been 110 00:05:49,990 --> 00:05:51,849 S3: certain members in our team in the past that have 111 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:54,340 S3: had their teeth done right, and it's been a gradual thing. 112 00:05:54,339 --> 00:05:56,300 S3: And we've discussed whether to say it or not. But 113 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:58,520 S3: I was looking across at Jack and his teeth are 114 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,609 S3: like half bright white. And I was like, maybe he's 115 00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:05,000 S3: halfway a deal. He's two. He's two. Two Facebook plugs 116 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:10,580 S3: short of getting the other half whitened. Hey, we accidentally 117 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:13,849 S3: became a place where power tool companies felt like they 118 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:16,220 S3: needed to come to us to give us things, even 119 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:19,969 S3: though really, none of us use tools much at all. 120 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:24,290 S3: See for yourself, mate. We've enjoyed it, but that we. 121 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:29,000 S3: It did become a battleground. This show for no reason 122 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,839 S3: for power tool superiority. And we can't resist it because 123 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:35,780 S3: there's something inside us as guys that wants power tools. 124 00:06:35,779 --> 00:06:39,560 S3: Even if we're not handy. Yes. And guess what? There's 125 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:42,860 S3: a company we'd never mentioned in the power tools realm 126 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:45,109 S3: that have sent a big box. Before you say who 127 00:06:45,110 --> 00:06:50,570 S3: it is, I think they're one of the best. That's 128 00:06:50,570 --> 00:06:52,969 S3: why I wasn't mentioning them. They're too good to mention 129 00:06:52,970 --> 00:06:59,130 S3: in the company of the others. Bosch. Bosch. Bosch. Bosch. Bosch. Yes, 130 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,229 S3: I know that. I've got one of those. That's the 131 00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:08,250 S3: heated jacket. As far as wearing things, this is a heated. Hoodie, jacket. 132 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:10,140 S5: And you already have one. Hamish. I actually. 133 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:12,510 S3: I think I went through another channel and it landed. 134 00:07:12,510 --> 00:07:14,130 S3: I saw it the other week. Well, they've sent us 135 00:07:14,130 --> 00:07:17,130 S3: one for all, obviously hoping that we would wear them. 136 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:20,400 S3: I mean, we are inside a heated studio, but this 137 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:23,610 S3: comes with its own little USB charger out the back 138 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,680 S3: of it. And you I mean, you don't have to 139 00:07:25,710 --> 00:07:28,500 S3: plug yourself in and stay plugged in. I assume it 140 00:07:28,710 --> 00:07:30,960 S3: charges the battery. Yeah. And then and then you get 141 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:34,110 S3: yourself a heated jacket with a heated jacket on. 142 00:07:34,140 --> 00:07:35,100 S5: I know, like, we. 143 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:35,700 S3: Can wear electric. 144 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:38,040 S5: Blanket to and from the studio. We wouldn't wear it 145 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,690 S5: in here because it's too warm. What do you. 146 00:07:39,690 --> 00:07:41,880 S3: Think this is, the NBA playoffs. You've got walk in 147 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:46,770 S3: gear for when you turn up. Hop out of the bus, Jack. 148 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:50,610 S3: Coming through. Coming through. Underneath. Oh he's in the boss jacket. 149 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:55,650 S3: So there you go. It's got three heat levels. Yep. Um, outstanding. 150 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:58,710 S3: It can tumble dry machine, wash it, and it's got 151 00:07:58,710 --> 00:08:01,380 S3: a printable backside. So apparently they're saying you can print 152 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:04,110 S3: your own company, I suppose, on the back. Interesting. Hadn't 153 00:08:04,110 --> 00:08:07,200 S3: read that bit. What? I haven't unboxed mine andoh what 154 00:08:07,230 --> 00:08:10,410 S3: are what are we? How exactly does the USB charging work? 155 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:12,420 S3: Does it give you 12 hours? It does give you 156 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:15,450 S3: is there a battery pack on board? Like how does 157 00:08:15,450 --> 00:08:18,600 S3: that work? Doesn't say it on the box. It just 158 00:08:18,630 --> 00:08:23,160 S3: I would I would assume it's got a 12. It's 159 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:26,340 S3: got a 12 volt. Oh hang on you can put 160 00:08:26,370 --> 00:08:28,980 S3: batteries in it as well. Yeah. Because I assume you'd 161 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:32,220 S3: have to run some battery to keep the trickle, but 162 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:32,640 S3: that would be. 163 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,830 S5: Annoying if a big, heavy battery is hanging off the 164 00:08:34,830 --> 00:08:35,520 S5: back of the coat. 165 00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:36,600 S3: I'm not sure if it's. I don't think it's not 166 00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:38,370 S3: hanging off the back, Jack. They've designed it better than that. 167 00:08:38,370 --> 00:08:39,510 S3: It probably has its own pocket. 168 00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:41,670 S5: Well, it should be. It should be a very large, 169 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:43,800 S5: thin battery that goes over the whole back so you 170 00:08:43,830 --> 00:08:46,199 S5: hardly notice it. That's how I would do it. 171 00:08:46,230 --> 00:08:49,080 S3: Okay, standby. I'm opening it up. Open it up. So 172 00:08:49,110 --> 00:08:52,319 S3: you're like what? Like a bulletproof vest plate? Yes. Yeah. 173 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:57,510 S3: On your back. Oh, you've got, like, a battery clip. 174 00:08:57,510 --> 00:09:00,330 S3: And that clips onto your. That'll be the battery that 175 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:02,730 S3: runs it. Because it'd need a sizable battery to keep 176 00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:06,689 S3: the warmth going. Clips onto your belt. Yeah, I think so. Mhm. 177 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:08,250 S5: Mhm. Bit cumbersome. 178 00:09:11,490 --> 00:09:14,490 S3: I should have warned you Bosch. You have delivered a 179 00:09:14,490 --> 00:09:19,770 S3: present to a den of picky weasels. Yeah. From what 180 00:09:19,770 --> 00:09:23,010 S3: I can gather, I think we belt mounted heat back. 181 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:26,670 S3: It's a belt. It's a belt mount. Look, in Bosch's defense, 182 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:30,180 S3: this is the problem. My brother in law also named Andy. Um, 183 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:34,229 S3: and I share a fascination, constant and ongoing fascination with 184 00:09:34,230 --> 00:09:38,100 S3: where jetpack technology is up to. Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. 185 00:09:38,130 --> 00:09:41,280 S3: So once every few weeks, we'll be sending each other a. 186 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,840 S3: Have you seen this guy? Have you seen this guy? 187 00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:45,059 S3: This guy is essentially flying his own. You know, he's 188 00:09:45,059 --> 00:09:47,250 S3: made a giant drone that he's sitting in. What about 189 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:50,910 S3: this guy? And the hard thing for a lot of these, 190 00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:53,640 S3: like mini drones that you can fly around that look 191 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:56,370 S3: like the little DJI ones, but you sit in it 192 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:59,250 S3: is just the weight of the batteries. The battery weighs heavy, 193 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,860 S3: so and you face a similar problem with the heated 194 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:04,890 S3: jacket I think. Where do we put the battery to 195 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:09,210 S3: keep you snug without annoying you with too much belt weight? 196 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,970 S3: I haven't, I obviously haven't read it through, but it 197 00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:13,710 S3: seems to me I mean, look, that looks like a 198 00:10:13,710 --> 00:10:16,710 S3: belt attachment, doesn't it? I mean, it looks it's as 199 00:10:16,710 --> 00:10:19,830 S3: big as a small cordless drill battery. Yeah. So I 200 00:10:19,830 --> 00:10:22,559 S3: think you have to clip that onto your belt. Would 201 00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:26,850 S3: you be better off having two battery packs in your boots? Um, 202 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:29,429 S3: and it comes with special heavy boots that you walk 203 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,450 S3: around in. Right. 204 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,220 S5: Because I know you're running from your boot up to 205 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:33,000 S5: your jacket. 206 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:34,950 S3: Well, that's going to have to be what happens, Jack. 207 00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:37,770 S3: You put your boots on first, slide your pants over that. 208 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:38,520 S3: Your jackets. 209 00:10:38,730 --> 00:10:41,940 S5: I've got I've got shoulder pads. Because sometimes you bulk 210 00:10:41,970 --> 00:10:44,670 S5: out shoulder pads anyway with a bit of extra padding. 211 00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:47,700 S5: Making batteries. Okay. One in each side. Backup. 212 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:51,689 S3: Okay. Not bad, not bad. I wouldn't know who is who. 213 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:55,650 S3: Your dad. Ronan Keating. Yes. He wore his BlackBerry on 214 00:10:55,650 --> 00:11:00,570 S3: his belt. You're right. He's used to wearing a utility belt. Yeah. 215 00:11:00,570 --> 00:11:02,910 S3: He used. He came in and had his phone clipped 216 00:11:02,910 --> 00:11:04,589 S3: with a with a with a belt. He actually threw 217 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,810 S3: it out after we teased him about it relentlessly on 218 00:11:06,809 --> 00:11:10,260 S3: the show, but. Well, he critically questioned it. Do, um. 219 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,890 S3: I think I'd prefer two battery packs like a Western 220 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:17,490 S3: gunslinger rather than one. So it just felt a bit 221 00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:20,310 S3: more even. Or would they ever make? Probably not. Because, 222 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:22,979 S3: you know, there's obviously security concerns for this. Especially if 223 00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:24,120 S3: you want to take it to the footy. But do 224 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:27,090 S3: you make gun shaped batteries? So if you're going to 225 00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:29,700 S3: be wearing a holster, might as well feel like a cool. 226 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,110 S3: Might as well look cool while you're doing it. And 227 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:35,490 S3: people think you're a detective. Solar panel cap not enough charge. 228 00:11:35,490 --> 00:11:37,770 S3: Nowhere near enough charge. It would need to be a 229 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,540 S3: sort of a ten meter. Yeah, and. 230 00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:41,760 S5: If you're getting a lot of sun, then you're pretty 231 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:42,210 S5: warm anyway. 232 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:45,150 S3: You're not wearing the jacket. That's true. But what about this? 233 00:11:45,179 --> 00:11:48,080 S3: What about a solar? No, I was going to say, 234 00:11:48,110 --> 00:11:50,660 S3: you make a singlet out of solar panels that you 235 00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:53,180 S3: wear during the summer months to charge up the battery, 236 00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:57,740 S3: and then you have a battery that charges it up. 237 00:11:57,980 --> 00:12:02,240 S3: Then during autumn, you unhook your singlet and you put 238 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,540 S3: on the jacket that you've charged up over the summer. Yeah, yeah. 239 00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:07,550 S3: So it is, it is there is great benefit to 240 00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:10,280 S3: that being carbon neutral, but it does not solve our 241 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:14,630 S3: cumbersome problem. No. Some suggestions for Bosch. I guess at 242 00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:17,630 S3: this stage, I mean, Jack, would you want one still? 243 00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:19,070 S5: I would still, because I might wear it as a 244 00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:21,410 S5: normal jacket without the heating application. Okay. 245 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,839 S3: Yeah. You would. I will absolutely take it on. You would? 246 00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:34,790 S3: All right, guys, moment of honesty here. We each of 247 00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:39,439 S3: us have both our own families, but also the in-laws. Yes. 248 00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:41,630 S3: I'm going to ask you a question. I'll give you 249 00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,010 S3: a few moments if you need to think of it, 250 00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:44,540 S3: because I actually have the answer. It happened to me 251 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:49,370 S3: on the weekend. Um, what is the greatest crime you 252 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:56,150 S3: have committed? In the eyes of the in-laws. Oh, I thought. 253 00:12:56,270 --> 00:12:58,070 S3: I thought I was about to blurt out one that 254 00:12:58,070 --> 00:13:01,610 S3: they didn't know. Damn it! We can play that as 255 00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:05,030 S3: a bonus round. Let's do yours. Your your crime at 256 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:07,699 S3: the end. I'll tell you what mine is. We go 257 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:10,940 S3: to visit, um, Gerty and Dave in the country on 258 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:14,630 S3: the weekend. Zoe's parents go inside, you know. Great. They've 259 00:13:14,630 --> 00:13:17,270 S3: got chickens and a veggie patch and stuff, so it's 260 00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:18,950 S3: all lots of fun. When we get there, the kids 261 00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:22,339 S3: are off getting eggs from the chicken. We're getting veggie 262 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:26,449 S3: stuff for lunch day. Zoe's dad's off taking the kids 263 00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:30,560 S3: to the chickens. I'm inside with Zoe's mum, and, uh, 264 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:33,559 S3: there's like. It's a beautiful, like, old cottage y, kind 265 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:36,470 S3: of like little house, like the kitchen and the the table. 266 00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:39,320 S3: Everything's jammed into one room. I go to sit down 267 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:42,410 S3: at the table. Really? Only seats about four in the kitchen. 268 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:47,300 S3: I go to sit down and. goody. No no no no. 269 00:13:47,330 --> 00:13:52,100 S3: Don't sit there. You've broken two of those chairs. And 270 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:55,520 S3: I went, have I? I do, I remember. I remember 271 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,380 S3: one breaking. No no, no. You're too big for those chairs. 272 00:13:57,410 --> 00:14:00,650 S3: We've got the got the stool. We've got the stool, 273 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:05,240 S3: the stool, the stool for you. Wow. Right. Okay. I 274 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:08,510 S3: said I thought, Levi. I tried to blame those brothers. 275 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,540 S3: I think I think Levi broke it. No, no. He 276 00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:12,860 S3: sat on it first, but then you sat on it. 277 00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:14,929 S3: You broke the back. That's okay, that's okay. But they're 278 00:14:14,929 --> 00:14:17,450 S3: not cheap, and they're actually collectors. I said right. Well, 279 00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:19,850 S3: do you want. I mean, I could organise. Sorry. I 280 00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:22,010 S3: didn't know that they were that badly damaged. I said 281 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:24,560 S3: I could get them fixed. No. They're downstairs. We put 282 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:27,530 S3: them away, and it's a shame they're not. They're not? 283 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,900 S3: They're not cheap, but. Oh, well, they're gone. Like, you know, 284 00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:34,280 S3: they're from the 70s. They're these nice wooden kitchen table chairs. Right? Yeah. Anyway, 285 00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:36,650 S3: when Dave comes, Dave comes back in from the eggs. 286 00:14:36,650 --> 00:14:39,109 S3: I go as a test, I go, Dave, why don't 287 00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:41,150 S3: you take the stool and I'll sit there pointing to 288 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,370 S3: one of them? He goes, no, you've broken two of them. 289 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:47,540 S3: I was like, okay, well, I know what's being discussed 290 00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:51,320 S3: when I'm not here. Yeah, very clearly on my record. 291 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,200 S3: And it won't be moved. Like breaking a kitchen table 292 00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:59,270 S3: chair is yours. Big crime in that house. I don't 293 00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:03,530 S3: have one as specific as that, really. But I am 294 00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:05,900 S3: not allowed to pick the restaurant anymore for their family 295 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:09,140 S3: because they take their food so seriously. You had a 296 00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:10,790 S3: swing and a miss, and I had a swing and 297 00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:14,990 S3: a miss. And I've never been forgiven. What didn't have 298 00:15:14,990 --> 00:15:18,410 S3: the right wines didn't mean I was like, what'd you pick? Well, 299 00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:21,260 S3: I just went for, like, a puppy type thing. Yeah. 300 00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:23,510 S3: And no, a pub. A pub is what you mean. 301 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:28,310 S3: If they're getting together, they they prefer they just take 302 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:30,410 S3: their food. They just they just they want an experience. 303 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,030 S3: It doesn't really have to be fine dining. They just 304 00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:37,100 S3: want something. A good restaurant. Yeah. Something unique. Different thought about. 305 00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:39,320 S3: Not just something that they can say to their friends. Oh, 306 00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:43,070 S3: you know, we went to O'Malley's. Yeah. The pub? No, 307 00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:46,840 S3: the Turkish restaurant. Oh, good. Yeah, cos the pub's ordinary, 308 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:51,010 S3: so I think that's where it sits for me. So you. Yes. Okay. 309 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,260 S3: I've just come to. I'm not allowed in when it 310 00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:57,250 S3: comes to any type of food discussions. It's. They bypass 311 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,800 S3: me and tell us exactly where we're going. That's a joke. 312 00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:01,690 S3: Do you have one? What's on your list? 313 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:05,530 S5: My mother in law never shies away from exaggeration, and 314 00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:08,020 S5: she'll often use the phrase worst thing in the world 315 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:11,860 S5: that you can do. So, like an example would be. Jack, 316 00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:14,770 S5: just so you know, the worst thing in the world 317 00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:17,470 S5: you can do is leave your clothes on the bedroom floor. 318 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:23,890 S3: So she obviously thinks that you've done that a few times. 319 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:24,880 S3: So you have a list. 320 00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:27,850 S5: She's seen like she's seen me leave clothes on the 321 00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:31,030 S5: floor and then she's gone. Just so you know, the worst, 322 00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:33,280 S5: worst thing you can do. And the reason, and she'll 323 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,530 S5: even go as far as to say, is the reason 324 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:38,410 S5: that mine and Giancarlo's marriage has lasted so long is 325 00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:40,840 S5: he doesn't leave clothes on the floor. 326 00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:45,100 S3: So he's got a two pronged way of selling it 327 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:48,040 S3: in just to go. These are you. This is such 328 00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:50,890 S3: a heinous crime. And we wouldn't be here. 329 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:53,050 S5: Your life and your wife's life. 330 00:16:53,050 --> 00:16:55,390 S3: When you wouldn't be here if it wasn't for adherence 331 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:58,720 S3: to the rules. When you're going out with someone and 332 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:02,080 S3: they're your partner. And long term relationships are marriage. You 333 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:07,540 S3: are in a long term, permanent job interview with their parents. 334 00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:10,930 S3: Like it just never changes. And it's rare that you 335 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,989 S3: get one up on your boss. But I have you 336 00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:17,080 S3: got one up on experience. I do, I've got one up. 337 00:17:17,109 --> 00:17:19,540 S3: If anyone was going to do it, I well I 338 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:23,170 S3: felt for it for him because Lee um, is Beck's 339 00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:27,670 S3: dad and as you guys know, a friend of mine 340 00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:30,880 S3: passed away recently. So Beck walked into the house and said, 341 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,369 S3: you know, Andy's fragile. I didn't know he said that 342 00:17:33,910 --> 00:17:38,050 S3: Lee thinks I'm hungover, so I so I walk in, 343 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:43,810 S3: he goes, ooh, a bit fragile. We good? And you? 344 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,060 S3: You would have just been letting the line go out. 345 00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:49,330 S3: Let the line go out before I reel this one in. 346 00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:51,700 S3: And he'd gone and got a prop, and he's like, 347 00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:53,500 S3: gonna offer you one of these and a beer. And 348 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,330 S3: he said, can I offer you one of these? Oh, 349 00:17:55,359 --> 00:17:58,030 S3: hair of the dog is a bit fragile. We did 350 00:17:58,030 --> 00:18:01,810 S3: a little bit of, like, cry Face and I said, yeah, sorry. 351 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,060 S3: You're a friend of mine. Passed away during the week. 352 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:08,410 S3: I've never seen someone get stopped in his tracks. So, 353 00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:11,439 S3: as you said, Ham. Lovely. It was a great moment 354 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,649 S3: for me. Incredible. And I'll tell you what. We are 355 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:23,230 S3: going to the pub this Friday. I'm picking it. Up. 356 00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:26,950 S3: And I'm. It's been a while since we've done this, 357 00:18:26,950 --> 00:18:32,050 S3: but let's jump back into some power moves. That never. 358 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,660 S3: Volume one and two. Still available now. And volume two. 359 00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:37,600 S3: Back end available. People should have those that they pre-ordered 360 00:18:37,630 --> 00:18:40,480 S3: at Hamish. Com of our power moves books heading out 361 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:44,170 S3: to them as we speak. No house is complete without 362 00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:47,830 S3: a power moves book adds severe value to your house 363 00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:50,560 S3: if you're here, if you're trying to sell it at 364 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,240 S3: the moment. Yeah, I wouldn't put your house on the 365 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,640 S3: market with that one. And also, I know housing affordability 366 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,560 S3: is a big issue at the moment. If you walk 367 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:59,619 S3: into a house that's perhaps open for inspection or apartment 368 00:18:59,619 --> 00:19:01,359 S3: or something, and they have a power moves book in 369 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,010 S3: there and you're like, all right, well, what are we 370 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:06,100 S3: talking here realistically to the agent? And they go, you know, 371 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:11,440 S3: 7 to 750. What about without the book? Yeah exactly. 372 00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:14,950 S3: Mid five, mid five soft fives. Exactly. So you keep 373 00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:18,280 S3: that in your sleep as well. Yeah. And so can 374 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:20,859 S3: we can I, I got to check this one with 375 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:23,560 S3: you because it's a golf power move. So still being 376 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,690 S3: fresh to golf I don't know if these are power 377 00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:28,330 S3: moves or not actually. Sorry I did have something to 378 00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:30,700 S3: bring up with you about golf. This is unrelated to 379 00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:32,949 S3: power moves, but, um, you know how you were saying 380 00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:35,050 S3: that you could give someone a detention on the golf 381 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,330 S3: course if their shirt was untucked? You can't give them 382 00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:43,230 S3: a detention. But some people will report people, right? Yeah. 383 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:46,050 S3: And you can get kicked out of a club, some clubs. 384 00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:49,170 S3: It's ridiculous. But if the shirt's untucked and that blew, 385 00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:53,670 S3: this will blow your mind. A guy at our club, 386 00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:56,580 S3: a friend of his, didn't rake the bunker. 387 00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:57,780 S5: Like, which is the sand? 388 00:19:57,990 --> 00:19:59,760 S3: After you play your shot, you're to rake it again. 389 00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:03,330 S3: Didn't rake it. And they banned the guy, not his friend. 390 00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:05,400 S3: Because the friend was the guest. They banned the guy 391 00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:07,920 S3: for a month. For a month because his friend didn't 392 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:11,880 S3: rake for gardening. Yeah, well, I. Speaking of bans. So 393 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,310 S3: I was I think I was on, um, I was 394 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:17,100 S3: looking at Jimmy Fallon's Instagram. Yep. Or it could have been. 395 00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:19,830 S3: It was he was playing golf with Justin Timberlake. Yep. 396 00:20:19,859 --> 00:20:22,440 S3: It might have been Justin Timberlake's Instagram. Yeah. They were mucking. 397 00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:24,330 S3: There's a whole bunch of them. And it looked like 398 00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:25,889 S3: they were having a great day out there mucking around 399 00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:29,370 S3: and running around celebrating something. And a few of them 400 00:20:29,369 --> 00:20:31,949 S3: had their shirt untucked. So I just I don't know 401 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,800 S3: if I, if I needed to refer that to you. Yeah. 402 00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:37,709 S3: So you can give them a detention. I'll take that 403 00:20:37,710 --> 00:20:40,950 S3: for us. first cause that you remember when we played 404 00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:44,189 S3: with Justin Timberlake? We did. Um, we you and I 405 00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:47,310 S3: were arguing over who to rake the bunker. Yeah, because 406 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,659 S3: you said you weren't going to rake it, and I said, 407 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,850 S3: you're my caddy. You have to. And then he raked 408 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:54,330 S3: it and said, take care of the coarse, and the 409 00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:57,300 S3: coarse will take care of you. Like, whoa, that was 410 00:20:57,330 --> 00:21:01,260 S3: you were like Bagger Vance. Yeah. Why is golf with Timberlake? Um, anyway, 411 00:21:01,290 --> 00:21:04,110 S3: so this is a power move. Okay, so you're just 412 00:21:04,109 --> 00:21:08,250 S3: about to tee off. That means hit the first shot, Jack. Um, 413 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,990 S3: and there's a group ahead of you in the middle 414 00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:12,810 S3: of the fairway. So I do know enough about this 415 00:21:12,810 --> 00:21:14,310 S3: that you'd be like, okay, you have to wait for 416 00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:17,250 S3: those guys to pick your ball up, but then suggest 417 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,070 S3: to your playing partner that they'll be okay to tee off. 418 00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:23,640 S3: Is that good? Yeah, it's a really good one from here. Okay. 419 00:21:24,270 --> 00:21:27,840 S3: Indicating that they're no threat. They're no threat. But you 420 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,210 S3: would be. They can't hear it far enough. Here you go, Jack. 421 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,010 S3: You won't get to them. That kind of thing. That's good. 422 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,220 S3: Good fun. I like it. This one's from Heather Ham. Um. 423 00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:38,100 S3: She said it's a bit of a specific scenario, but 424 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,320 S3: that's fine. We like those. We love them. So if 425 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,810 S3: your husband, wife or flatmate is doing some cooking or 426 00:21:42,810 --> 00:21:46,950 S3: baking and have run out of a specific ingredient and 427 00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:48,959 S3: they've asked you to go and grab it for them, 428 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,830 S3: that happens late. Does she said, go and buy. Go 429 00:21:52,830 --> 00:21:55,409 S3: and don't buy the said ingredient, but go and buy 430 00:21:55,410 --> 00:22:06,030 S3: the ready made version of whatever they're cooking. It's really good. Um, 431 00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:08,040 S3: I'm not sure if we've had this one before. This 432 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,609 S3: I would put this under classic. This is from Michael. Um, 433 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,980 S3: I got a power move that beats all of them. 434 00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:16,619 S3: Definitely an arsehole. Move when you're at the beach and 435 00:22:16,619 --> 00:22:19,530 S3: you're eating fish and chips and you're full, and you 436 00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:22,200 S3: maybe have a few chips left as you get up 437 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:26,489 S3: to leave, sprinkle them around. People sitting nearby enjoying their 438 00:22:26,490 --> 00:22:28,440 S3: day or having a romantic moment so they are swarmed 439 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,710 S3: by a flock of seagulls. I don't think we've had it. 440 00:22:31,770 --> 00:22:35,220 S3: It's good, I like it, it's good. Aaron sends this 441 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:40,109 S3: in Ahoy. You're an asshole, pal. Move when you see 442 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:43,470 S3: someone getting into an elevator. Payoff is better if they're 443 00:22:43,470 --> 00:22:46,980 S3: flustered and in a rush. Yell out, can you hold 444 00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:51,300 S3: that elevator for me? When they do, just walk past it, 445 00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:55,439 S3: ignore them, and keep walking. It's not bad. Thanks for 446 00:22:55,440 --> 00:23:03,480 S3: holding it up. I like I like this one. I mean, it, 447 00:23:04,230 --> 00:23:07,409 S3: it would. It would have worked in my family growing up. Um, 448 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,860 S3: it's from Stephanie. It's one of those things that this 449 00:23:10,859 --> 00:23:12,870 S3: always happened at my grandparents place. So she goes, look, 450 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:15,540 S3: when my husband and I leave my parents place, they 451 00:23:15,540 --> 00:23:18,420 S3: always come outside and they wave goodbye from the front porch. 452 00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:20,669 S3: My grandparents always did that to us, as my parents 453 00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:22,619 S3: still do that to me. So it's just like they 454 00:23:22,650 --> 00:23:24,810 S3: you're in the car, they begin the wave, and they 455 00:23:24,810 --> 00:23:27,120 S3: don't stop the wave until you're out of view. Right? 456 00:23:27,150 --> 00:23:29,220 S3: So I think if you have one of these families, 457 00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:32,010 S3: this is the time to do it. So the other night, 458 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:39,419 S3: we decided we'd sit in the driveway, keeping them standing there. Waving. 459 00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:42,300 S3: And my husband and I just made small talk and 460 00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:46,140 S3: we stayed there. They kept waving. We kept talking. Eventually 461 00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:49,109 S3: they did decide to go inside when we had a 462 00:23:49,109 --> 00:24:04,050 S3: good giggle. Oh, great. War of attrition. Hi, I'm Jack. 463 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:08,790 S3: The saying is honesty is the best policy. Hmm. How 464 00:24:08,790 --> 00:24:12,000 S3: much do we subscribe to that? I mean, it's in the. 465 00:24:12,030 --> 00:24:14,670 S3: It's certainly one of the policies you can select from. 466 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,939 S3: Always read the PBS, though, and decide if this policy 467 00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:20,490 S3: is correct for you. I'm going to throw a scenario 468 00:24:20,490 --> 00:24:23,460 S3: at you, and I'd like you both to come back 469 00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:26,880 S3: with a verdict of whether honesty is the best policy. Okay. 470 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:33,450 S3: Beck smashed her car into the garage door. Right. Very unlucky. 471 00:24:33,450 --> 00:24:37,250 S3: Lucky because as she was reversing from the inside. Yes. 472 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,560 S5: Right. We've still got a dent in our car from 473 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,660 S5: when we house sat. By the way, at your place, 474 00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:43,460 S5: coming out of your driveway. It's tight. 475 00:24:43,730 --> 00:24:47,600 S3: But this is. This is the door itself. You know how. Remember, Jackie, 476 00:24:47,630 --> 00:24:49,699 S3: you would have had difficulty turning the wheel because you're 477 00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:52,250 S3: wearing Andy's jumper, which would have been a bit tight 478 00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:55,760 S3: on you. Yeah, for people who don't remember Jack. How 479 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,420 S3: separate wore my clothes as well. It's very strange. 480 00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:03,140 S5: Outer garments. I didn't wear anything that touches the skin. 481 00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:06,350 S3: You weren't a double to stop assassins. You were just 482 00:25:06,350 --> 00:25:10,850 S3: a friend. Jack thought he was a scarecrow. I've got 483 00:25:10,850 --> 00:25:13,490 S3: to dress like Andy to keep the crows away. We're overseas. 484 00:25:13,490 --> 00:25:15,440 S3: I get a text and saying, is your garage door 485 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:17,570 S3: meant to be open? And Jack's left it and left 486 00:25:17,570 --> 00:25:19,640 S3: it open. Gone away for the weekend. Left the whole 487 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,750 S3: house open. Anyway, Beck has, you know, the garage door. Well, 488 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,250 S3: you know how aerials in cars. For a long time, 489 00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:30,080 S3: it was about getting as high as possible. Now they're 490 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,750 S3: very sleek, and they kind of look like shark's fin. Yeah. 491 00:25:33,530 --> 00:25:36,080 S3: the timing was as such as the garage door was 492 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,920 S3: going down. As she's reversing that, it's taken the Finn. 493 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:43,399 S3: It's just pulled the Finn and then ripped her shark's 494 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,580 S3: fin aerial off and left. Can I just ask? Sorry. 495 00:25:46,609 --> 00:25:49,370 S3: She opened the garage door. She's begun reversing it, and 496 00:25:49,369 --> 00:25:52,490 S3: she began to close as she was going. Well, yeah, 497 00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:55,850 S3: it's closing down on her. Who was closing it? Well, 498 00:25:55,850 --> 00:26:00,050 S3: that's why honesty mightn't be the best policy. You were close. 499 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:04,010 S5: You love efficiency so much that you were even a second. 500 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:06,710 S3: You were trying to make it like Indiana Jones. She 501 00:26:06,710 --> 00:26:09,740 S3: was getting under the door that fast. You were trying 502 00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:11,030 S3: to be that efficient? No. 503 00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:12,410 S5: No extra breeze allowed. 504 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,409 S3: Let me get the facts out, please. We've got him. 505 00:26:16,430 --> 00:26:20,810 S3: We've absolutely got him. So it's taken off her shark 506 00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:24,440 S3: fin and peeled back. I didn't realise, but you know 507 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,050 S3: how when you're opening a tin of tuna, you kind 508 00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:29,000 S3: of clip the thing and it peels back? Peeled the 509 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,470 S3: roof off. It peeled the roof off. No it didn't. 510 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,840 S3: So she's got a. How much of the roof? Around about. 511 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:36,770 S3: What's that about? A VB can worth of hole in 512 00:26:36,770 --> 00:26:39,440 S3: the roof. It can peeled back. Yeah. And you could 513 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,050 S3: just see straight. Really? Yeah. You could just see straight 514 00:26:42,050 --> 00:26:45,830 S3: into her back seat. Wow. So they really glue those 515 00:26:45,830 --> 00:26:50,390 S3: shark fins on? Yes. So I what had happened was 516 00:26:50,390 --> 00:26:53,240 S3: I had gone. We were in tandem garage. She was 517 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,359 S3: backing out. Her car out. I was sitting in my 518 00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:58,670 S3: car waiting for her to get out so I could go, 519 00:26:59,210 --> 00:27:02,930 S3: I think. I don't know, I think my natural reflex 520 00:27:02,930 --> 00:27:04,699 S3: was to get in my car and I hit the 521 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:07,550 S3: garage buzzer. Yep. That's what you do. She'd already put 522 00:27:07,550 --> 00:27:10,280 S3: it up. And so I get in, hit it because 523 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,490 S3: of natural reflex. And I'd sent it back down. And 524 00:27:13,490 --> 00:27:17,119 S3: as she's going out she it was made the biggest sound. 525 00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,790 S3: And and there's the door. Is the door wrecked? The 526 00:27:19,790 --> 00:27:24,080 S3: door is still working. So I'm fine with that. And 527 00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:27,230 S3: and but yes. It didn't bother you. The the dent 528 00:27:27,260 --> 00:27:32,630 S3: is bothering me a little bit. But yes, Beck now 529 00:27:32,990 --> 00:27:35,540 S3: has a hole in a roof. It's in the shop 530 00:27:35,540 --> 00:27:40,609 S3: and it's three month wait, right. So she said, we've 531 00:27:40,609 --> 00:27:42,950 S3: got to have a look at this garage door. I 532 00:27:42,950 --> 00:27:45,919 S3: think it keeps going down accidentally. Oh, yeah. 533 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,710 S5: She's giving you the lie on a on a silver platter. 534 00:27:48,740 --> 00:27:52,610 S3: I didn't say no. It's not. I went, yeah, well, 535 00:27:52,609 --> 00:27:56,240 S3: you'd have to. Yeah. Um, but I didn't say, like, 536 00:27:56,270 --> 00:27:58,609 S3: I didn't say no. It was me. But I didn't 537 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,460 S3: agree that it was her. I just went, yeah. So 538 00:28:01,490 --> 00:28:03,980 S3: we should. It sounds like there's a ghost in the machine. Yeah, well, 539 00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:07,400 S3: that would be a lie, but. Yeah. Okay. Now, all 540 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:11,750 S3: jokes aside, you definitely did do it. I don't know 541 00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:18,710 S3: whether I did it. This is like those press conferences, like, hey, 542 00:28:18,710 --> 00:28:20,869 S3: it was a white powder. I don't know what the 543 00:28:20,869 --> 00:28:23,869 S3: powder is. I don't recall. I mean, it could have 544 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:27,380 S3: been anything. Yes. Uh, all we know is there was 545 00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:29,859 S3: two kilograms of a white powder hidden in the bottom 546 00:28:29,859 --> 00:28:32,350 S3: of the suitcase. Now, beyond that, we don't know what 547 00:28:32,350 --> 00:28:35,830 S3: the powder was exactly. So the facts are that you're not. 548 00:28:35,859 --> 00:28:41,290 S3: You couldn't say 100% that you've done that. No. Which 549 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:45,430 S3: thankfully casts you with some some sort of innocence. But 550 00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:48,010 S3: what my my question to you here now, as talking 551 00:28:48,010 --> 00:28:50,020 S3: as mates would be. What would be the point of 552 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,870 S3: you admitting this? Well, the point would be because Beck goes, 553 00:28:52,870 --> 00:28:57,040 S3: I always do silly things like this, which she actually 554 00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,370 S3: does have a track record of being clumsy. But either way, 555 00:29:00,370 --> 00:29:02,200 S3: the two options here are there's a ghost in the 556 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,230 S3: machine or you did it. She's off the hook. There's 557 00:29:05,230 --> 00:29:08,710 S3: no one's thinking. She's done a silly thing. Exactly. So, 558 00:29:08,740 --> 00:29:10,960 S3: are we saying it's not the best policy? 559 00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:13,840 S5: Blame it on the ghost because it's a victimless crime. Yeah, 560 00:29:13,870 --> 00:29:16,210 S5: that's the ghost. He doesn't feel anything. 561 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:20,710 S3: Who doesn't love a skate ghost? I reckon I think, 562 00:29:20,710 --> 00:29:23,710 S3: I think it's skate ghost is the way to go here. Because, 563 00:29:23,860 --> 00:29:26,350 S3: like you said, you're not sure? No. It could have 564 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:27,820 S3: been a ghost. It could have been a ghost. So 565 00:29:27,820 --> 00:29:29,860 S3: I think it would be the smart thing to do 566 00:29:29,890 --> 00:29:32,320 S3: to get the guy to come out, to have a 567 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,120 S3: look at it. Yeah, see what he can do, see 568 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,820 S3: what he can do. And he look, odds are he's 569 00:29:36,820 --> 00:29:39,970 S3: going to go. Seems to be working fine. Well, I 570 00:29:39,970 --> 00:29:41,560 S3: guess I'll go to ghost in the machine and then 571 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,110 S3: you'll go. Well, does it sometimes just receive a double signal? 572 00:29:44,110 --> 00:29:47,200 S3: Is it possible that she sent the signal? It travelled 573 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,050 S3: to the sensor, but also the signal travelled out the door, 574 00:29:50,050 --> 00:29:51,820 S3: bounced off something and came back in and hit the 575 00:29:51,820 --> 00:29:54,820 S3: sensor twice. Is that possible? You know, crazy things happen 576 00:29:54,820 --> 00:29:57,580 S3: with technology. Yeah, I mean, all all it has to 577 00:29:57,580 --> 00:30:01,390 S3: be is not impossible. Yeah. And that's probably what did happen. 578 00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:12,760 S3: Thank you guys. Appreciate. It. All right fellas I bring 579 00:30:12,790 --> 00:30:17,380 S3: to you a special skill, um, for your perusal, for 580 00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:20,350 S3: your analysis because it can potentially get them in or 581 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,600 S3: this is potentially to get someone to come on the show. 582 00:30:22,630 --> 00:30:27,880 S3: It pertains, um, because it's about something that I'm not 583 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,220 S3: even really sure. I think I understand what it is, 584 00:30:30,220 --> 00:30:32,650 S3: but you guys are a little bit more. Well, you're 585 00:30:32,650 --> 00:30:35,560 S3: not more musical than me, but you did more theory, 586 00:30:35,590 --> 00:30:38,680 S3: I suppose is okay. Yeah, I certainly feel it better. But, 587 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,290 S3: you know, you did the facts. You read the books more, right? 588 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,800 S3: You've watched the Docos and stuff? Yeah. Better at music? Well, 589 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,670 S3: just the theory side. Let's be honest. Um, this comes 590 00:30:48,670 --> 00:30:52,660 S3: in from a young lady who is messaging on behalf 591 00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:56,440 S3: of her boyfriend. Okay. She claims he can. And now 592 00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:01,660 S3: I'll read from the email melodically chomp any monophonic melody 593 00:31:01,690 --> 00:31:06,670 S3: from a song he knows. Um. What? What does that mean? 594 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:07,360 S3: What does. 595 00:31:07,930 --> 00:31:10,480 S5: Monophonic mean? Just. Just the same note. Yeah. 596 00:31:10,510 --> 00:31:13,240 S3: So I think so. He can jump. So I think 597 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:18,400 S3: he has big teeth, right? Um, he, he's claim this 598 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,320 S3: is a quote from him. Some people can chomp, but 599 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,200 S3: they don't have the resonance chamber for it like I do. 600 00:31:23,230 --> 00:31:26,990 S3: Dan Sugars 2022. So he's saying he can like he 601 00:31:26,990 --> 00:31:31,250 S3: can chomp his teeth together, um, to create the beat 602 00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:34,730 S3: or the tune of a song. Yeah. So he tune. Yeah. 603 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,190 S3: Like he'd be going, you know, if it was jingle Bells. 604 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,370 S3: Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp. I hope it's better 605 00:31:40,370 --> 00:31:43,460 S3: than that. Well, it's not going. He's chomping with his teeth. 606 00:31:43,490 --> 00:31:46,310 S3: He's not saying chomp. I know, but that's that's the 607 00:31:46,310 --> 00:31:50,210 S3: extent of it being better. It's a slightly different sound. 608 00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:52,730 S3: So you try, you do Jingle Bells with your teeth. 609 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:56,000 S3: But I imagine he wants something like it's not like 610 00:31:56,030 --> 00:31:59,120 S3: without food. He's got probably got a capsicum or something. That's. No, 611 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,300 S3: he's clanging his teeth together. That's what he's doing. So 612 00:32:02,330 --> 00:32:04,070 S3: he goes. I have to say, it's a pretty special skill. 613 00:32:04,070 --> 00:32:06,650 S3: He does have pretty massive teeth to create the skill with. 614 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,570 S3: Not big enough to be in a freak show. Don't 615 00:32:08,570 --> 00:32:12,560 S3: think we do those anymore, but big enough that that 616 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:17,270 S3: people would say this guy has big teeth. Right. Okay, sure. 617 00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:20,690 S3: Is this the secret for his chomping? She writes. Nobody knows. 618 00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:22,550 S3: So he's. I think he's sort of talking about he's 619 00:32:22,550 --> 00:32:24,500 S3: got the right shaped head. Can we chat to him? 620 00:32:24,530 --> 00:32:25,900 S3: Can we chat to him? Yeah, we've got Dan. We've 621 00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:28,330 S3: got Dan sugars up. I've got the jumper. This is Dan. 622 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,160 S3: This has got the jumper Dan. Oh. 623 00:32:30,370 --> 00:32:31,330 S5: Hello boys. 624 00:32:31,330 --> 00:32:31,990 S6: How are you going. 625 00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:34,420 S3: Oh how are you. Dan how big are your teeth? 626 00:32:34,450 --> 00:32:36,070 S3: Are they Freddie Mercury? 627 00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:41,290 S6: Oh, um, look, you know, I haven't compared them side 628 00:32:41,290 --> 00:32:44,500 S6: by side, so I can't really confirm or deny that, 629 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,540 S6: but I'm holding. I actually do have a tape measure 630 00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:49,060 S6: right next to me here. I don't know why, but 631 00:32:49,090 --> 00:32:51,130 S6: don't ask me why. But anyway, I could probably do 632 00:32:51,130 --> 00:32:51,790 S6: a little bit of a. 633 00:32:51,940 --> 00:32:53,710 S3: So you do know that we're not allowed to ask you? 634 00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:58,480 S3: It sounded like, you know, you were just measuring whether 635 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,250 S3: this body will fit in this bin or something. And 636 00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:01,930 S3: so we're not allowed to ask you why the measuring tape, 637 00:33:01,930 --> 00:33:04,060 S3: but something like that. Yeah. Are you near a mirror? 638 00:33:04,090 --> 00:33:07,810 S3: Could you could you hold up the tape and tell 639 00:33:07,810 --> 00:33:11,800 S3: us how wide say you're you're going two front teeth width. Yeah. 640 00:33:11,830 --> 00:33:12,670 S3: Two front teeth width. 641 00:33:13,090 --> 00:33:15,910 S6: Okay. All right. Let me just try. And I have 642 00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:17,500 S6: never actually done this before. 643 00:33:17,530 --> 00:33:19,840 S3: Not a lot of people have. I think dentists probably 644 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:23,770 S3: don't use the tape measure. I mean, let's have a look. 645 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,190 S6: I have been quoted to say before that this is 646 00:33:26,190 --> 00:33:29,220 S6: my retirement fund, because I make a nice ivory piano 647 00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:32,040 S6: out of them, but. Right. Let's have a look. So 648 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:38,610 S6: I'd say you just just shot the two front teeth together. Yeah. 649 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:45,600 S6: Width is, if I'm reading it right, it's probably like, uh, 650 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:49,530 S6: an inch and just under an inch. Sorry. Like, probably. 651 00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:50,040 S6: That's big. 652 00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:53,310 S3: What is it? I'm just sitting here going. What number 653 00:33:53,340 --> 00:34:00,540 S3: can you say that will truly weigh 50cm? So you're 654 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:02,100 S3: saying 2.5cm, is it? 655 00:34:02,310 --> 00:34:04,920 S6: Oh, no no no it's not. It's probably about two 656 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,090 S6: centimeters I reckon. 657 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,020 S3: I reckon that's big. 658 00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:09,780 S6: That's right. Yeah. A bit bigger than two. Yeah. Not 659 00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:11,040 S6: quite two and a half, but. 660 00:34:11,489 --> 00:34:14,640 S3: Well I mean, this is, these are good numbers. They, um. 661 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,670 S3: But as we all know, um, just, uh, just good numbers. 662 00:34:17,670 --> 00:34:20,160 S3: Doesn't make a champion racehorse. You do need to. You 663 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,489 S3: need other factors. Do we? Indeed. Is it? Have we 664 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,440 S3: got it correct when we're saying so you pick a 665 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,649 S3: song and it's you slamming your mouth, shut your teeth 666 00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:31,410 S3: shut with no food in between, just to chomp, just 667 00:34:31,530 --> 00:34:36,810 S3: just tooth on tooth percussion, uh, to replicate the song. 668 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,489 S6: Yeah. So there was a I was listening to you 669 00:34:38,489 --> 00:34:41,610 S6: guys just talk before, and I was a bit concerned when, um, 670 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:45,180 S6: Andy said it better be more impressive than that because, um, 671 00:34:45,210 --> 00:34:47,520 S6: maybe it's not, but hopefully it is if I can 672 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:52,230 S6: explain it. If I can explain it. Yeah. So, um. Yeah, 673 00:34:52,230 --> 00:34:56,730 S6: there's no food involved. It's literally just chomping my teeth together. 674 00:34:56,910 --> 00:35:00,029 S6: But the chomping, I suppose if you just like when 675 00:35:00,030 --> 00:35:03,089 S6: you clap your hands, it obviously creates a sound. Yeah. 676 00:35:03,210 --> 00:35:06,960 S6: That resonates. So the the chomping of the teeth in 677 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:11,549 S6: combination with my mouth obviously provides a, I can shape 678 00:35:11,550 --> 00:35:13,620 S6: my mouth or my lips. I don't know exactly what's 679 00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:17,399 S6: going on there, but I can shape it to make 680 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:22,080 S6: a particular note. Now, that's not particularly that That's special 681 00:35:22,110 --> 00:35:24,989 S6: because people can. I'm sure that you could probably, as 682 00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:27,960 S6: you were saying, Jingle Bells. You could probably chomp that 683 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,810 S6: out and maybe pretend like you're singing and sort of 684 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:35,129 S6: get the tune. But I what I think defines my 685 00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:38,790 S6: special skill is that acoustically, you say you're across a 686 00:35:38,790 --> 00:35:41,610 S6: boardroom table or at the other end of a room, 687 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,270 S6: you would be able to hear me easily doing that 688 00:35:45,270 --> 00:35:47,490 S6: as opposed to someone else. You would have to be 689 00:35:47,489 --> 00:35:52,710 S6: like ASMR style next to their ear or their mouth 690 00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:54,630 S6: kind of thing. 691 00:35:54,660 --> 00:35:56,760 S3: I think I think if I were in the boardroom, 692 00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:01,319 S3: I would be inclined to say, Mr. Sugar's your presentation, please. 693 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:03,480 S3: You'd be. 694 00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:05,730 S6: It happens more often than you think. Actually, this is 695 00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:06,180 S6: all very. 696 00:36:06,450 --> 00:36:09,000 S3: This is impressive, Mr. Sugars, but we must ask you 697 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,680 S3: for the June quarter numbers. Chop chop, chop chop. Mr. sugars, 698 00:36:13,710 --> 00:36:23,400 S3: are you stalling? So. Okay. It's. It's about. it's volume. Yes, 699 00:36:23,430 --> 00:36:27,930 S3: it's an impressive volume. Yep. So why? And then. And 700 00:36:27,930 --> 00:36:30,210 S3: then you must be able to position your mouth and 701 00:36:30,210 --> 00:36:33,270 S3: lips to amplify the chomp in a certain manner. 702 00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:36,150 S6: I think I guess it's like, you know, I used 703 00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:38,520 S6: to say when I used to do this in high school, 704 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,590 S6: a lot more that I should get sponsored by some 705 00:36:40,590 --> 00:36:44,700 S6: kind of milk company. Why? Because, you know, slamming my 706 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:47,399 S6: teeth together and, you know, look, they don't break kind 707 00:36:47,430 --> 00:36:48,180 S6: of scenario. 708 00:36:48,210 --> 00:36:49,380 S3: Oh, okay. 709 00:36:49,530 --> 00:36:53,520 S6: Calcium. Yeah. I suppose that comes down to the. I 710 00:36:53,550 --> 00:36:56,340 S6: guess I was thinking about this the other day. I 711 00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:59,160 S6: suppose my teeth are like the strings on a guitar, 712 00:36:59,370 --> 00:37:02,160 S6: and my mouth is the body of the guitar, so 713 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,009 S6: it's like you hit the strings harder or the teeth. 714 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:10,230 S6: You slam them down harder. That obviously helps generate the resonance. Uh, 715 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:12,300 S6: with my mouth. And. 716 00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:14,549 S3: But it's one singular note, isn't it, Dan? 717 00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:17,910 S6: Oh, no. So. Well, monophonic means that I can't. I'm not. 718 00:37:17,940 --> 00:37:20,750 S6: I can't play chords with my teeth. Like. 719 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:22,400 S3: Yet. 720 00:37:22,610 --> 00:37:25,070 S6: I mean, I guess there's time I could, you know, 721 00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:28,250 S6: but no, I can't like, um. Yeah, it's just one 722 00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:30,410 S6: single note at a time. So think about, like. 723 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,360 S3: It could be a range of notes, but just. Oh 724 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:32,719 S3: of course. 725 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:33,109 S6: Yeah. No. 726 00:37:33,230 --> 00:37:35,570 S3: Whereabouts do you live, then? It's like he's in. He's 727 00:37:35,570 --> 00:37:37,520 S3: in Brisbane. We've got to get him down. I don't 728 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,110 S3: want to hear it over the phone. Him. I want 729 00:37:39,140 --> 00:37:40,850 S3: to be. I want to be at the opposite end 730 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,430 S3: of a board room. No one knows, I reckon. I 731 00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:46,400 S3: reckon the excitement is such that. No, you're right. We've 732 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,510 S3: got to be in a board room. You and I 733 00:37:47,510 --> 00:37:50,630 S3: have to wear suits for it. We have to be like, 734 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,020 S3: please come in. Um, what's a good song for you 735 00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:55,850 S3: to do? What? Yeah. I mean, what would you like 736 00:37:55,850 --> 00:37:56,569 S3: to perform? 737 00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,590 S6: Well, I guess I can prepare a repertoire if you wish. 738 00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:03,319 S3: Oh, wow. A megamix, like, all mixed together. Like when 739 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,290 S3: Delta Goodrem has, like, a spot at the lake or something. Or. 740 00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:08,720 S6: Exactly. Yeah, I could, I could do a medley. Yeah, 741 00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:11,780 S6: I could do a medley or something, but I guess, 742 00:38:11,810 --> 00:38:16,010 S6: you know, is it one of those situations of that if, 743 00:38:16,010 --> 00:38:19,069 S6: if I do have a special skill that my girlfriend 744 00:38:19,070 --> 00:38:22,040 S6: claims that I do. You should be able to recognize 745 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,600 S6: I should be able to chomp a song that you 746 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,120 S6: don't know and hopefully you recognize. 747 00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:29,480 S3: That's it. That's it. I think that's that's exactly it, Dan. 748 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,460 S3: What we'll do is we'll wear suits, we'll call you 749 00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:34,430 S3: and we'll say, hey, do you have those projections for us? 750 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:39,410 S3: You you start chomping the song and if we go, 751 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:43,550 S3: wait a sec, is that stairway to Heaven? Then. Then 752 00:38:43,550 --> 00:38:46,879 S3: we've forgotten about the projections, and you've won yourself. The coin. Yeah, 753 00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:49,880 S3: just one song. Okay. Let's go. Three songs. Three songs. 754 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,320 S3: I think because I got a feeling it's going to 755 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,850 S3: be good. And I want to. Yeah, I want to 756 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,640 S3: enjoy the. I want to enjoy the concert. Yeah. Um. Okay. 757 00:38:55,670 --> 00:38:58,910 S3: Cheapest available flight coming your way, Dan. Um, and we'll 758 00:38:58,910 --> 00:39:01,310 S3: organize to get you to Melbourne. Uh, a quick smart, 759 00:39:01,310 --> 00:39:04,310 S3: because we absolutely want to see this. Cheers, buddy. Great. 760 00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:06,650 S6: I look forward to it. Jump on. I look forward 761 00:39:06,650 --> 00:39:07,820 S6: to the business meeting. 762 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:17,120 S3: Thanks, mate. I'm Hamish. Com if anyone wants to email 763 00:39:17,150 --> 00:39:20,120 S3: us or fill out the valid and important podcast to form. 764 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,660 S3: We're about special skills, etc. like teeth chomping we've just 765 00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:27,200 S3: heard from. Outstanding. Look forward to testing him. Um, you 766 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,930 S3: can go there and email. Someone said they've got a 767 00:39:29,930 --> 00:39:32,270 S3: great person for. Tell us someone we haven't thought of 768 00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:35,120 S3: for a while and they'd like us to play. Feels 769 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,500 S3: about the right time of the year to play it, 770 00:39:36,530 --> 00:39:38,180 S3: doesn't it? Middle of the year. If you've not heard 771 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:42,469 S3: this game before, you have to tell us someone that 772 00:39:42,469 --> 00:39:44,840 S3: is a public figure or is sort of has some 773 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:48,140 S3: level of notoriety that Andy and I can honestly say 774 00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:50,540 S3: we haven't thought of this year. Yeah, if you can 775 00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:54,650 S3: achieve that, you win a choice of hats. Which hats? 776 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,710 S3: Whatever we have at hand. You got those hats. Dutch deals. 777 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:01,670 S3: So people might remember I was talking about the Dutch 778 00:40:01,670 --> 00:40:06,800 S3: food only website a few weeks ago. Dutch deals heard 779 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,640 S3: me mentioning them. I can't remember something. It was something like, 780 00:40:10,670 --> 00:40:13,970 S3: you know, I bought some mini pancakes and poffertjes mix 781 00:40:13,969 --> 00:40:17,400 S3: and pancake mix, which was about 30 bucks. And the 782 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,200 S3: thing came up and said, if you spend another like 783 00:40:19,230 --> 00:40:24,030 S3: 185 more, you will get a hat. And I didn't, 784 00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:26,220 S3: and it was a baseball style hat, so it wasn't 785 00:40:26,219 --> 00:40:28,770 S3: even a baseball hat. Like, don't use it for baseball. 786 00:40:28,770 --> 00:40:30,930 S3: It might not hold up on the field, but it's 787 00:40:30,930 --> 00:40:35,370 S3: certainly of that style. They have sent in, um, three 788 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,129 S3: Dutch hats. Well, they'll be in the mix when we play. 789 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,820 S3: Tell us something. Someone we haven't thought of for a while. Uh, 790 00:40:41,850 --> 00:40:44,130 S3: that'll be in the next, what, few weeks? We'll do that. 791 00:40:44,370 --> 00:40:46,260 S3: So do go to the website. I mean, people, you 792 00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:48,360 S3: can tell from the show now, the quality of email 793 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:49,710 S3: is just going up and up and up. I don't 794 00:40:49,710 --> 00:40:51,750 S3: want that to stop people emailing in. It's more of 795 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:53,220 S3: a thank you. Yeah. For the for the people that 796 00:40:53,219 --> 00:40:55,920 S3: are taking the time. Also the remembering project, that's where 797 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,710 S3: you and I look back at all the shows we've 798 00:40:58,710 --> 00:41:00,450 S3: done over all the years and try to remember what happened, 799 00:41:00,450 --> 00:41:03,420 S3: particularly in the early years, 2006 and seven, etc. it's up. 800 00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:05,850 S3: It's on the listener app exclusively at the moment, but 801 00:41:05,850 --> 00:41:08,460 S3: it'll be out and available for everybody in a couple 802 00:41:08,489 --> 00:41:10,260 S3: of months time. But you can go and download the 803 00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:12,300 S3: listener app for free right now and grab it. One 804 00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:14,759 S3: thing that never made the show, but people may know 805 00:41:14,790 --> 00:41:17,380 S3: of if they listen to the remembering project is Mike 806 00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:21,940 S3: multi-platform Mike multi multimedia. Mike he's in charge of saying 807 00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:25,810 S3: the date. Yes. So we picked this one day. It 808 00:41:25,810 --> 00:41:28,210 S3: might be, you know, the 5th of April. It shouldn't 809 00:41:28,210 --> 00:41:31,030 S3: be too hard. But in Mike's defense there's pressure. Yeah 810 00:41:31,180 --> 00:41:32,920 S3: there's pressure because it's sort of like there's a gap 811 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,710 S3: and it's like you go, Mike, you're on. This is 812 00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:38,830 S3: what went down. When in recent weeks when Mike had 813 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:41,140 S3: to try and just say the date. 814 00:41:41,770 --> 00:41:43,899 S7: It's the 6th of September. 815 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:46,089 S3: Go again on that one. You just a little off. 816 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:49,719 S3: Oh sorry. Okay, I forgot we used to do this 817 00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:50,290 S3: last year. 818 00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:53,469 S7: It's the six of September. 819 00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:54,910 S3: Oh. Put his big boy voice on. 820 00:41:55,060 --> 00:41:56,590 S7: It's a tough one because it's. I don't think. 821 00:41:56,590 --> 00:41:59,859 S3: You're saying sixth yet. You say September 6th. 822 00:41:59,860 --> 00:42:01,750 S7: But I've done all the other ones this way. 823 00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:04,480 S3: So just just for once, I'm going to blow anyone's mind. 824 00:42:04,510 --> 00:42:05,770 S3: We still know the date. 825 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:07,810 S7: Oh. 826 00:42:08,260 --> 00:42:12,610 S3: You're you're you're forgetting that. Yeah. 827 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,390 S7: It's the sixth. sick, right? No, sorry. Sorry. You got this? 828 00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:19,419 S7: It's the sixth of. No, I can't say it now. Okay, 829 00:42:19,450 --> 00:42:24,700 S7: now sing bad romance. No, it's the 6th of September. 830 00:42:24,730 --> 00:42:27,260 S3: Yeah. So you're just saying six? Six. It's the 6th 831 00:42:27,260 --> 00:42:29,860 S3: of September. It's the sixth. We need a. Do you 832 00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:31,420 S3: want us to record a separately? 833 00:42:31,450 --> 00:42:35,350 S7: No, I'll do it. It's the 6th of September. 834 00:42:39,340 --> 00:42:40,300 S3: It's too. 835 00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:44,350 S7: Pronounced. It is, but it's good. It's the 6th of September. Yeah, 836 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,150 S7: that was great. Yeah. 837 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,150 S3: So there you go. When you hear that one coming up, 838 00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:51,880 S3: you don't realise the amount of work that goes into it. 839 00:42:52,090 --> 00:42:55,030 S3: 6th of September, four days to record each episode. So 840 00:42:55,030 --> 00:42:57,370 S3: you know that they're super high quality. We'll catch you 841 00:42:57,370 --> 00:42:58,330 S3: next week, everyone. 842 00:43:00,610 --> 00:43:04,029 S2: Thanks for listening. The Hamish and Andy podcast will return 843 00:43:04,030 --> 00:43:07,960 S2: next week. Catch up or contribute at Hamish and Andy. Com. 844 00:43:11,739 --> 00:43:12,790 S1: Listener.