WEBVTT - Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 235 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:04.370 A listener production. 0:00:07.490 --> 0:00:13.039 Activate your internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:16.070 in three two. 0:00:17.690 --> 0:00:21.470 Sorry, it's still buffering. One. 0:00:23.810 --> 0:00:26.299 Ahoy to me! One. Hamish. 0:00:26.690 --> 0:00:29.350 Oh, I hope you two albums or songs? 0:00:30.490 --> 0:00:32.199 Ahoy to me 360. 0:00:32.409 --> 0:00:37.000 Jack. Oh, are we tricks? No, I'm well, hang on, 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:41.560 we're x-boxes. We're Xboxes. Hey. Yes, cause I did feel 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:44.440 like a yes. What? What one are you into? 0:00:44.470 --> 0:00:45.430 I'm series X. 0:00:45.460 --> 0:00:47.770 Is that the new one? The latest iteration? Of course. 0:00:47.770 --> 0:00:51.310 Just how the cards fell this time around. That's the 0:00:51.310 --> 0:00:53.840 way the cookie crumbles. I do think when it was 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:57.620 a competition between the one and the 360 unlikely to 0:00:57.620 --> 0:01:00.620 be skateboard tricks. 360, of course. Very impressive trick. A 0:01:00.620 --> 0:01:02.420 one hard to detect one. 0:01:02.750 --> 0:01:03.950 Yeah, one degree movement. 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:08.179 One. One degree movement is, uh, it's not a showstopper. 0:01:08.180 --> 0:01:11.929 At the X games, one might have even been a two. 0:01:13.220 --> 0:01:16.220 A low point scorer on Tony Hawks. 0:01:16.250 --> 0:01:18.130 Love it. Love you to Just Keep Going. The other 0:01:18.130 --> 0:01:20.709 359 degrees if you think you can get him. 0:01:21.430 --> 0:01:25.060 Uh, ahoy! Also to Freya and Jose in Bosnia who 0:01:25.060 --> 0:01:26.410 are telling us what they've been up to it. Hamish 0:01:26.410 --> 0:01:30.040 Netcom using the very user. Easy to use system of uploading. 0:01:30.100 --> 0:01:30.610 Well done guys. 0:01:30.610 --> 0:01:31.900 Thank you guys. Endurance athletes. 0:01:32.650 --> 0:01:36.670 Ahoy! Hamish and Andy and the number six. Freya and 0:01:36.670 --> 0:01:39.520 Josie here. Just on our very own Euro gap here 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:43.160 at the moment we're in Mostar, Bosnia and Herzegovina, currently 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:46.610 watching the Red bull Cliff Diving Championships, which we were 0:01:46.610 --> 0:01:49.910 watching you guys up there competing, you'd be a shoo in. Cheers. 0:01:49.910 --> 0:01:50.720 Cheers guys. 0:01:51.890 --> 0:01:54.710 A bit of context for people. We have jumped. We 0:01:54.710 --> 0:01:57.380 have been to that town. There's a very there's a bridge, 0:01:57.380 --> 0:02:01.100 an old stone bridge. It's about 25m off the above 0:02:01.100 --> 0:02:04.730 the river. Yeah. That we did jump from that bridge. Yes. Wow. 0:02:04.730 --> 0:02:07.180 Never do it again. Couldn't actually think of a more 0:02:07.180 --> 0:02:10.570 accurate analogy between a 360 and a one. Like what 0:02:10.570 --> 0:02:12.640 the what the Red bull guys are doing is the 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:16.000 equivalent of a 361, and 19 is a one. Those 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:20.109 guys are diving off fearless, like doing flips and stuff. 0:02:20.230 --> 0:02:23.530 We stepped off into the abyss. I was convinced I 0:02:23.530 --> 0:02:24.880 was going to die. Yeah, we both got. 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:28.300 Whiplash, couldn't move our necks for a day and a half, and, uh. 0:02:28.300 --> 0:02:31.680 And hame uh, half your quite thick wetsuit ended up 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:32.130 your bum. 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:34.649 Up my bum with half the river. 0:02:34.650 --> 0:02:35.669 With half the river. 0:02:35.669 --> 0:02:39.390 The river was about 25m from. Yeah, the bridge. And 0:02:39.389 --> 0:02:41.220 after a lot of it went up, my bum was 0:02:41.220 --> 0:02:44.340 about 30m from the bridge, like it dropped. Dropped the 0:02:44.340 --> 0:02:48.570 volume of the river quite significantly. You could see some fish, 0:02:48.570 --> 0:02:52.350 some old wrecks from 1600s like really drained the like 0:02:52.350 --> 0:02:52.710 it got. 0:02:52.710 --> 0:02:53.350 Us pretty. 0:02:53.350 --> 0:02:54.610 Bad. Got us good. Yeah. Good. 0:02:54.610 --> 0:02:57.820 Bruised every vertebrae in my back. Do not recommend. I 0:02:57.820 --> 0:03:00.730 saw footage of the Red bull, uh, jumpers, though, and 0:03:00.730 --> 0:03:03.460 they get something that you didn't where they break the 0:03:03.460 --> 0:03:06.550 water with. They spray the water underneath the jump. Oh. 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:08.290 Yeah, that's true, that's true. 0:03:08.530 --> 0:03:10.000 I think what you did was pray for. 0:03:10.750 --> 0:03:11.170 I think you. 0:03:11.169 --> 0:03:15.040 Jack, make it less painful than hitting a wall at 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:16.089 80 KS an hour. 0:03:16.090 --> 0:03:18.470 We need. There needs to be like because Red bull 0:03:18.470 --> 0:03:21.589 owned the extreme sports. There needs to be like another 0:03:21.590 --> 0:03:24.919 drink brand, like I'm thinking Bonox, which is the beef drink, 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:27.919 which is like what you take on camping in like U9. 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:31.070 And you make this the warm, soothing mug of Bonox. 0:03:31.070 --> 0:03:34.790 There needs to be like the unskilled extreme athletes at 0:03:34.820 --> 0:03:37.700 that end. Like we could be in the bonox scared 0:03:37.700 --> 0:03:42.550 man cliff falling competition or like, you know, here's here's a, 0:03:42.550 --> 0:03:45.610 here's a 45 year old dad and he's never been 0:03:45.610 --> 0:03:47.440 hasn't been on a mountain bike since he was 12. 0:03:47.530 --> 0:03:49.780 He's going to have a go at going down this trail. 0:03:49.780 --> 0:03:53.980 So creaky, squeaking brakes, shitting himself, white knuckles. 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:55.360 I'd watch that. 0:03:56.260 --> 0:03:58.300 Terrified middle aged people. 0:03:58.750 --> 0:04:03.670 People. Olympics. Um. Ehm. I thought I'd had a special 0:04:03.670 --> 0:04:05.480 guest start off today's show. 0:04:05.510 --> 0:04:06.260 Oh, no. 0:04:06.890 --> 0:04:08.870 Unfortunately, I don't fallen through. 0:04:08.900 --> 0:04:10.520 That's all right. We try our best on this show. 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:11.240 We move on. 0:04:11.450 --> 0:04:14.150 Um. Back story a couple of weeks back. My house, 0:04:14.150 --> 0:04:16.100 my apartment, I just. Bec and I just moved house 0:04:16.100 --> 0:04:18.200 into an apartment. It got completely flooded. 0:04:18.230 --> 0:04:19.370 The, uh. Yeah. 0:04:19.370 --> 0:04:21.260 Yeah, I put it a brutal flooding saw. 0:04:21.260 --> 0:04:23.600 It was violent flooding. Yeah. It's like a very small 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:26.090 version of, um, Splash Mountain at Disneyland. 0:04:26.089 --> 0:04:29.060 I, um, was in Sydney while, um, it was happening 0:04:29.060 --> 0:04:30.760 in Melbourne, so it was a good day for me. 0:04:30.790 --> 0:04:31.600 Got wind of it. 0:04:32.380 --> 0:04:34.630 Saw the saw the initial wet patches on the plaster 0:04:34.630 --> 0:04:36.160 and went. Might get out of here. 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:42.730 So what had happened was the fire safety guys came 0:04:42.730 --> 0:04:46.780 round to do what they calls a pressure test. And 0:04:46.779 --> 0:04:50.380 there's hydrants or pipes at every single level. And if 0:04:50.380 --> 0:04:52.870 they were to have to run a water up from 0:04:52.870 --> 0:04:54.859 ground level to one of their pipes, they need to 0:04:54.860 --> 0:04:57.230 make sure that they've got the right amount of pressure. Yep. 0:04:57.230 --> 0:04:59.600 To get right. Not where they say to you, you 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:01.970 now have to make a croquembouche in one hour. 0:05:02.660 --> 0:05:03.470 No, a. 0:05:03.470 --> 0:05:04.850 Different kind of pressure test. 0:05:04.850 --> 0:05:05.510 Yes. 0:05:05.510 --> 0:05:06.560 Also hard. 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:11.090 Yes. It appears they didn't check whether the pipes were 0:05:11.089 --> 0:05:13.099 capped at our level. 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:13.940 Ah. 0:05:13.940 --> 0:05:15.830 And you need a cap for pressure. 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:19.330 1000l a second into our apartment. 0:05:19.630 --> 0:05:20.800 Thousand liters a second. 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:22.390 That's what the guy said at the bottom. Now, whether 0:05:22.390 --> 0:05:23.620 that's possible, I don't know whether you. 0:05:23.740 --> 0:05:25.750 Thousand liters of sets a bath a second. 0:05:26.230 --> 0:05:26.919 That's what. 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:28.839 I. That's more than like how how much would you 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:30.549 say a bath is? About 1000l. It can't be. 0:05:30.550 --> 0:05:31.270 Even that would. 0:05:31.270 --> 0:05:32.950 It can't be even that. It's two baths a second. 0:05:32.950 --> 0:05:36.220 That's what the fellow said at the bottom. Wow. Now, 0:05:36.220 --> 0:05:38.500 whether he's right or not, it's a lot of water. 0:05:38.500 --> 0:05:39.070 It's a lot of water. 0:05:39.070 --> 0:05:39.790 So there are. 0:05:39.790 --> 0:05:40.540 Firefighters. 0:05:40.540 --> 0:05:43.130 On the top floor, say waiting for the pressure to come. 0:05:43.130 --> 0:05:45.140 And then it's just getting out at your floor. 0:05:45.140 --> 0:05:48.830 There's no one waiting. They fire it up and they realize, yep, 0:05:48.830 --> 0:05:50.510 it's hold that pressure and they stop. Yeah. 0:05:50.750 --> 0:05:53.960 So I think from memory from like year 12 science 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:56.210 of pressure. Pressure at one ends, pressure at the other. Like, 0:05:56.330 --> 0:05:59.089 you know because of if it's the same diameter of pipe. 0:05:59.210 --> 0:06:01.969 But if it's capped you need a cap, you need 0:06:01.970 --> 0:06:04.310 something for the water to push against to create the pressure. 0:06:04.310 --> 0:06:07.000 Because the pressure in that pipe was, was, was nothing 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:08.529 was getting out. So couldn't they. 0:06:08.529 --> 0:06:10.690 Tell straight away though? They turned the machine on and then. 0:06:10.690 --> 0:06:13.540 Well, the test normally takes yeah a few seconds because 0:06:13.540 --> 0:06:15.160 it goes flying up there really quickly. 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:17.950 And you would assume the needle would like zoom straight 0:06:17.950 --> 0:06:20.440 into the red if it was capped and they'd be like, yep, 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:23.440 that's good pressure. But the needle needle stayed low. 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:23.890 So they're going. 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:28.359 And then if it was you and I there, we'd 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:30.680 be like just gutted a bit more. Because we can't 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:34.220 leave till we see the needle go up. Just keep 0:06:34.220 --> 0:06:35.930 rubbing it there. 0:06:35.930 --> 0:06:38.780 See at the bottom going, what could possibly happen? Are 0:06:38.779 --> 0:06:45.289 we sending enough? Water up. Guys, give it a bit. 0:06:45.290 --> 0:06:45.800 Give it. 0:06:46.790 --> 0:06:48.410 Like. Really give it some. We want to see this 0:06:48.410 --> 0:06:50.090 needle fly. Really? 0:06:50.089 --> 0:06:53.029 Give it a bit. Bex in the house. Right. 0:06:53.210 --> 0:06:54.130 Oh, man. 0:06:54.279 --> 0:07:01.750 So sees reportedly 1000l of second coming under the doors. Right. 0:07:01.870 --> 0:07:05.050 Flying in. The dog doesn't know what's happening. 0:07:05.529 --> 0:07:07.900 Well, no, this is the new apartment now, guys. Yes, 0:07:08.230 --> 0:07:09.670 this will happen every day. 0:07:09.730 --> 0:07:12.910 Beck then starts trying to barricade it with towels, which 0:07:12.910 --> 0:07:15.430 is difficult because it's it's got quite a pressure. Not 0:07:15.430 --> 0:07:18.180 that the guys downstairs know that there's pressure there They're still. 0:07:18.750 --> 0:07:20.280 Going to send the needle to the top. 0:07:20.580 --> 0:07:24.150 The guys downstairs apparently reportedly see water coming out the 0:07:24.150 --> 0:07:27.330 side of the building in an area vent. That shouldn't happen. 0:07:27.330 --> 0:07:28.170 And they went, oh. 0:07:28.860 --> 0:07:31.020 I wonder if that's anything to do with us. Yes. 0:07:33.540 --> 0:07:40.530 So they shut it off. But the damage had been done. Yeah, it. 0:07:40.620 --> 0:07:42.640 You don't need too many seconds at that volume, do 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:43.480 you know? 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:46.510 So Beck's confused. Runs to the left. We're on the 0:07:46.510 --> 0:07:51.370 12th floor. Lifts shorted out. Not not not working. Everything's 0:07:51.370 --> 0:07:54.250 full of water. She then gets on the group WhatsApp, 0:07:54.250 --> 0:07:56.230 which she's which she's on for all the other tenants 0:07:56.230 --> 0:07:58.720 and said, hey guys, I think we're flooding. I think 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:01.600 we're flooding. They're like, oh, we can't see anything because 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:04.990 it hadn't quite reached their level yet because it was 0:08:04.990 --> 0:08:08.510 getting redirected from our level because of Beck's barricade. It 0:08:08.510 --> 0:08:11.720 then starts going through every single apartment. 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:15.080 That's true. The barricade does protect your house, but does 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:17.900 kick the kick the problem somewhere else? Yes. 0:08:17.900 --> 0:08:23.780 So Beck's getting alerts almost in, like, reverse numerical order. 0:08:23.930 --> 0:08:24.380 11. 0:08:24.500 --> 0:08:26.240 Oh, yeah, I'm seeing it now. Oh, yeah, I'm seeing it. 0:08:26.420 --> 0:08:30.640 Beautiful day down here on the first love and ground floor. Exactly. 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:31.930 You sure you got the right building? 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:33.640 Yeah. And if I was kind of a primary school 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:35.199 and used to do stick racing, it would have been 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:36.579 exciting to see. 0:08:36.610 --> 0:08:37.780 Oh, yeah, that's for sure. 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:43.480 Um, but, yes, every single apartment has been affected. Um, 0:08:43.570 --> 0:08:47.829 SES came, taped it off, said not safe to be inside. 0:08:47.830 --> 0:08:50.800 And that was Bex Thursday while I was in zone. 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:51.849 What were you doing in Sydney? 0:08:52.150 --> 0:08:55.490 Sunny Sydney at that time, I think having a burger 0:08:55.670 --> 0:08:57.680 and fries. Great. Hmm. 0:08:57.920 --> 0:09:00.410 That's a nice day. So can I ask who's the 0:09:00.410 --> 0:09:01.939 special guest then? Who are you going to get on? 0:09:01.970 --> 0:09:04.699 The guy. The pressure tester? Yeah. You were? Yeah. You 0:09:04.700 --> 0:09:05.750 wanted to hunt. You wanted. 0:09:06.110 --> 0:09:07.790 No wonder you didn't want to. Come on. 0:09:08.150 --> 0:09:12.500 I can't imagine, I can't imagine what the upside would 0:09:12.500 --> 0:09:15.439 have been for coming on the show. Tell us about 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:20.140 some of the buildings that you haven't flooded. Well, things 0:09:20.140 --> 0:09:22.750 looked good. Things looked. He was happy to come on. 0:09:22.750 --> 0:09:26.500 Because he because Beck went downstairs. When she she got out, 0:09:26.500 --> 0:09:28.360 she had to go down the stairs to get out. 0:09:28.809 --> 0:09:32.530 And there's there was two guys a bit younger, quite 0:09:32.530 --> 0:09:35.650 sheepishly at the bottom, having realised what had happened. Oh, God. 0:09:35.890 --> 0:09:39.040 And they're like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. And 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:41.079 Beck's like, hey, it's not your fault. Like, because that's 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:42.920 the kind of thing Beck says, yeah, yeah. And the 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:46.370 guy quick, quick as you like goes, can you tell 0:09:46.370 --> 0:09:47.059 my manager that? 0:09:48.710 --> 0:09:51.500 Yeah. Why would you manager say he's in the opposite? 0:09:51.890 --> 0:09:54.020 Because I'm known as the cap guy. I'm meant to 0:09:54.020 --> 0:09:56.810 put the cap on usually when there's a big flooding situation. 0:09:56.809 --> 0:09:58.880 Have you had this yet? Because we've had this happen 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:02.449 to our house, to the. It seems to be like 0:10:02.450 --> 0:10:05.330 not only is it like the, you know, the disaster 0:10:05.330 --> 0:10:07.780 of everything getting flooded, but someone always likes to talk 0:10:07.780 --> 0:10:11.140 about how cheap the part was that could have stopped 0:10:11.140 --> 0:10:12.910 it all. Like someone, as someone said to you, like, 0:10:12.910 --> 0:10:15.939 and you know what? Those caps are $0.50 like, because 0:10:15.940 --> 0:10:19.000 we had, you know, the little silver flexible what it's 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:22.900 like woven steel, flexible pipe. It's sometimes the toilet behind 0:10:22.900 --> 0:10:24.580 the toilet. Yeah. We had one of those. It was 0:10:24.580 --> 0:10:27.189 just a too much of an angle like two kinked. 0:10:27.190 --> 0:10:29.650 And then in the, in the corner, like it just 0:10:29.650 --> 0:10:31.820 was too much pressure and it started squirting out because 0:10:31.820 --> 0:10:34.280 you can't see it. It was just going like for 0:10:35.059 --> 0:10:38.780 a while, for weeks and filled up the wall, like 0:10:38.780 --> 0:10:41.600 filled up the wall cavity, just like slowly over days, days, days, 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:43.070 weeks like fills it all up with water until something 0:10:43.070 --> 0:10:45.140 gives way. And then there's like kaboom. Like water goes 0:10:45.140 --> 0:10:48.500 through the house. Every plumber, like every person wanted to 0:10:48.500 --> 0:10:51.140 tell you, mate, you know how much these are. Yes, 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:53.689 I know, I understand. It's very, very cheap part because 0:10:53.809 --> 0:10:55.340 crazy Crazy thing. And then the next guy be there 0:10:55.340 --> 0:10:57.950 like some insurance person. Like crazy thing about this part. 0:10:57.980 --> 0:11:01.250 Guess how much this costs. Yep. No I know $0.80, 0:11:01.250 --> 0:11:03.050 $0.80 retail I get it. 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:08.600 So it seemed like, um, the young apprentice was keen 0:11:08.630 --> 0:11:10.250 to come on and talk about what had happened. It 0:11:10.250 --> 0:11:13.010 was just upper management at this particular company, which I 0:11:13.010 --> 0:11:16.910 won't name. In fairness, um, has since gone on to 0:11:16.910 --> 0:11:20.240 us and said we don't find it funny. Um, we're 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:22.820 not prepared to laugh about it, and we apologise for 0:11:22.820 --> 0:11:25.520 all the damage done to each department and all their belongings. 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:27.320 It seems like a safe stance. Seems like a safe bet. 0:11:27.530 --> 0:11:30.020 When you said what you know. What are the reasons 0:11:30.020 --> 0:11:32.540 this person would love to. Come on. I feel our 0:11:32.540 --> 0:11:35.600 show embraces mistakes. I mean, it's the reason why, Jack, 0:11:35.750 --> 0:11:36.080 if we. 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:38.870 And if you. And if you and I were those apprentices, 0:11:38.870 --> 0:11:40.790 I mean, yeah, there would have been a heap of 0:11:40.790 --> 0:11:43.210 finger pointing at the other guy, guys, but I can 0:11:43.210 --> 0:11:46.120 absolutely see that being our how we would have been 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:48.430 on day one. Yeah. Oh yeah. And we would have 0:11:48.429 --> 0:11:50.560 given him a hat token of no value. Like, let's 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:53.770 not forget the prize package for coming on the show 0:11:53.770 --> 0:11:55.179 that you could have got to. 0:11:55.179 --> 0:11:58.960 So if this if that person is listening, I would 0:11:59.170 --> 0:12:01.689 in future, not next year. We'll be over it by then, 0:12:01.690 --> 0:12:03.220 but the next few weeks. If you do want to 0:12:03.220 --> 0:12:05.679 come on and give us the insight of what was 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:08.180 going through your brain when the needle wasn't hitting the 0:12:08.179 --> 0:12:10.670 red line and you were deciding just to give it 0:12:10.670 --> 0:12:12.470 a bit more, I'd love to hear that from the 0:12:12.470 --> 0:12:13.160 horse's mouth. 0:12:14.690 --> 0:12:15.350 Open invite. 0:12:20.300 --> 0:12:22.940 And people riding in and wanting to play. Tell us 0:12:22.940 --> 0:12:25.610 something we haven't thought of for a while. It's hard because. 0:12:25.610 --> 0:12:27.740 This end of the year is very hard because the 0:12:27.740 --> 0:12:30.820 rules clearly say yes and we can't change the rules. 0:12:30.820 --> 0:12:34.300 We just inherited them from the teller someone foundation. Uh, 0:12:34.300 --> 0:12:36.880 it has to be somebody that Andy and I haven't 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:41.260 thought of this year. Yeah. We must produced honest evidence 0:12:41.410 --> 0:12:45.490 to show how, when and why we thought of that person. 0:12:45.490 --> 0:12:48.819 That famous person, this year. Often people are very unlucky 0:12:48.820 --> 0:12:53.650 with the wild scenarios in which Andy thinks of strange, uh, 0:12:53.650 --> 0:12:57.109 and some you would think forgotten celebrities. Just fair. Um, 0:12:57.110 --> 0:13:00.980 but rules are rules. And and I'll stand by Andy. Absolutely. 0:13:00.980 --> 0:13:03.020 To the to to my last breath. So if you 0:13:03.020 --> 0:13:05.780 thought of if he says it, I believe it. Yeah. Jacko, 0:13:05.870 --> 0:13:09.319 you've got someone you say for the song we need we. 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:13.069 This is something we fail at quite often is remembering 0:13:13.070 --> 0:13:15.920 all you have to say one during the example. So 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:16.670 you got one, Jacko. 0:13:16.670 --> 0:13:18.110 Well, before you do that, Jack, let me just quickly 0:13:18.110 --> 0:13:19.780 go through the hats there on my side here at 0:13:19.780 --> 0:13:20.020 the moment. 0:13:20.020 --> 0:13:20.980 Yeah. Great. What do you got? What do we got? 0:13:20.980 --> 0:13:21.340 What do you got? 0:13:21.370 --> 0:13:25.750 Hey, this is exciting. It's a Sydney water hat signed 0:13:25.750 --> 0:13:32.020 by Shane Jacobson. Wow. So, um, righting a wrong. 0:13:32.020 --> 0:13:35.260 Righting a wrong. We did for a little bit. Put, um, 0:13:35.260 --> 0:13:37.990 Shane and Sydney water under the microscope for the ads 0:13:37.990 --> 0:13:41.079 they were running. But nice to see that all. We're 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:43.370 all having a laugh about it, and they've provided us 0:13:43.370 --> 0:13:44.570 with some merch. Yeah, they. 0:13:44.570 --> 0:13:47.660 Said that they'd they've sent in some quality hats, uh, 0:13:47.660 --> 0:13:50.720 signed by, uh, turn it off. Bob himself. I couldn't 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:55.370 remember his, um, his actual character name, uh, Shane's name, but, um, 0:13:55.460 --> 0:13:58.520 I wouldn't say quality. I think they've overstretched their, uh. 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:00.890 It's certainly not the lowest form. There's no Velcro. Of course, 0:14:00.890 --> 0:14:03.230 they put that in brackets, but it's just a plain, 0:14:03.230 --> 0:14:07.120 very plain blue hat, white piping on the brim. 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:09.699 I don't like that. I know promotional hat companies give 0:14:09.700 --> 0:14:12.850 you the option of changing the brim piping, but any 0:14:12.850 --> 0:14:16.600 time you see a different piping on the brim of 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:20.080 a cap, you know it's promotional or a sports team. 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:21.580 And I just don't think that's what people want to 0:14:21.580 --> 0:14:22.390 wear day to day. 0:14:22.390 --> 0:14:24.130 Still buckle, clasp at the back. 0:14:24.130 --> 0:14:25.690 Uh, well, we use the buckle on the must be 0:14:25.690 --> 0:14:29.530 nice hats, so you certainly won't find two men more 0:14:29.530 --> 0:14:30.520 proud of a buckle than us. 0:14:30.790 --> 0:14:34.360 Second one came in from a company called Dect. They're 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:38.590 like a cool, funky USA company. Um. Hey, guys, that's 0:14:38.590 --> 0:14:38.770 a good. 0:14:38.770 --> 0:14:39.460 That's a five piece. 0:14:39.460 --> 0:14:41.230 We thought we'd send you a hat so you could 0:14:41.230 --> 0:14:43.510 use it for chit chat. Champions. Now, we don't actually. 0:14:44.140 --> 0:14:47.350 Freeze their Australian PR because they got so close. 0:14:47.350 --> 0:14:50.500 They're good. So close. Good hat. 0:14:50.890 --> 0:14:52.120 I like that hat. That's good. 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:56.320 It's kind of a yeah a taupe military kind of green. 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:58.390 It's got the same kind of style with a bit 0:14:58.390 --> 0:15:01.030 of paneling. Uh, and then just a snap back at 0:15:01.030 --> 0:15:03.490 the back, probably the premier hat, I would say, with 0:15:03.490 --> 0:15:04.240 all due respect. Is that a. 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:05.140 Quick, dry material? 0:15:05.140 --> 0:15:08.320 Yes. Uh, and, you know, with all due respect to 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:11.979 Shane Jacobson, just a better hat if he'd signed this one, um, 0:15:11.980 --> 0:15:13.420 you know, that would be the best of both worlds. 0:15:13.420 --> 0:15:16.060 Finally hammered down, uh, Nosferatu. 0:15:17.940 --> 0:15:23.310 Nosferatu. Jim. Jim. There is some deep cuts on today's hats. Nosferatu. Gene. 0:15:23.310 --> 0:15:25.290 Of course. Named after my dog. 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:28.200 Go back and listen. We can't find. 0:15:28.620 --> 0:15:31.320 That episode of the pod, but, uh, yes, certainly a 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:36.510 spot in my heart, because Nazi, uh, absolutely loves it. 0:15:36.510 --> 0:15:40.260 Can can hear me opening the Nosferatu gin bottle from 0:15:40.260 --> 0:15:43.930 rooms away. And she'll often run in, pop her head 0:15:43.930 --> 0:15:46.120 on my lap, look at me the way only Narcy can. 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:47.560 And I'll go. I'll go on. Then I'll dip my 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:49.450 pinky in the gin and let her have a little lick. 0:15:51.220 --> 0:15:54.760 Um, I think the best one or. Yeah, yeah. Another 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:58.690 great quality hat. It's the kind of that Karpaty thing. 0:15:58.690 --> 0:16:02.530 Karpaty felty type material. That's good. It's really nice. 0:16:02.530 --> 0:16:04.630 But maybe because of how it's been posted, it's almost 0:16:04.630 --> 0:16:08.250 got an inverted brim. Yeah. It's cup, it's cupping upwards. 0:16:08.250 --> 0:16:08.850 Yeah, I'm not. 0:16:08.850 --> 0:16:11.160 Very flat hasn't it. It's unlucky for them. 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:11.700 So they're the three. 0:16:11.730 --> 0:16:13.830 Hats you'd wear that. Yeah. You don't often see the 0:16:13.830 --> 0:16:15.780 carpet material. No promotional. 0:16:15.780 --> 0:16:20.130 Hat. So there you go Sydney Water, Nosferatu or the decked. Uh, 0:16:20.130 --> 0:16:23.340 Hime Joe kicks us off today, but Jack obviously will 0:16:23.340 --> 0:16:26.070 do before that. Will come in with the opener and, uh, 0:16:26.070 --> 0:16:28.230 throw in someone that he hasn't thought of for a while. 0:16:29.070 --> 0:16:33.520 It's been a while since I've thought about Yahoo. 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:36.850 Serious? Oh, yeah. 0:16:37.180 --> 0:16:39.130 And it's been a while, Andy. 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:41.050 It really feels like you're a kid trying to kick 0:16:41.050 --> 0:16:43.870 against Dustin Martin, and he just smothers you straight away. 0:16:43.900 --> 0:16:45.070 Why is that so easy? 0:16:45.100 --> 0:16:48.520 He's a movie out about him. Is there Zac Efron. 0:16:48.910 --> 0:16:50.200 About Yahoo series? 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:52.930 I know, that's why it's so. I couldn't believe it. 0:16:52.930 --> 0:16:54.850 There's a moon. The Australian. 0:16:54.870 --> 0:16:55.740 Actor. 0:16:56.640 --> 0:17:02.280 Oh, sorry. No, I've gone with Weird Al Yankovic. I 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:03.450 was like the guy. 0:17:03.450 --> 0:17:07.560 The Australian actor from the early 90s hit Young Einstein. 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:11.699 Zac Efron playing Yahoo! Serious? No. Oh, yeah. Weird Al, 0:17:11.700 --> 0:17:13.320 we think of Weird Al non-stop. 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:19.149 Sorry. No. Unfair to smother 50 metre penalty. Uh, you 0:17:19.150 --> 0:17:21.609 haven't thought of Yahoo series for ages, right? 0:17:21.609 --> 0:17:24.040 That's. Yeah, because I was like, wow, the way Andy's 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:26.080 acting here is. Yeah, I get. 0:17:26.170 --> 0:17:29.800 I get weird mixes in with Yahoo too differently crazy. 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:31.660 People. And with both both. 0:17:31.660 --> 0:17:34.390 Definitely not appearing on the birth certificate. Both first names. 0:17:34.390 --> 0:17:38.920 And long crazy hair was a wacky Guys yes yeah crossover. 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:40.389 But no no the well known jack that would that 0:17:40.390 --> 0:17:41.830 would pass. Uh, Joe. 0:17:42.250 --> 0:17:44.370 I mean, I'm sorry, I'm just still processing the fact 0:17:44.369 --> 0:17:47.370 that in my head, Zac Efron was. 0:17:47.369 --> 0:17:48.000 Starring. 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:50.880 In all the scripts that he could choose. He decided 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:53.820 that he wanted to lend his voice to the Yahoo! 0:17:53.820 --> 0:17:55.050 Serious story. 0:17:55.170 --> 0:17:57.030 To be honest, I was as surprised that he wanted 0:17:57.030 --> 0:18:00.240 to do the Weird Al. Like, it's not too big. 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:03.209 It's not, oh, Mike, I've got this wrong. What is it? 0:18:03.330 --> 0:18:04.080 Come in. Mike. 0:18:04.380 --> 0:18:08.500 Mike absolutely explodes outside when there's a fact wrong. 0:18:09.430 --> 0:18:11.229 It's Daniel Radcliffe. That's who it. 0:18:11.230 --> 0:18:14.740 Is. It's not. It's not Zac Efron, it's Daniel Radcliffe. Yeah. Still, 0:18:14.740 --> 0:18:15.070 I thought. 0:18:15.070 --> 0:18:17.050 Mike was coming in to say Daniel Radcliffe is the 0:18:17.050 --> 0:18:19.360 person that Zac Efron is playing in the movie, and 0:18:19.359 --> 0:18:21.220 that is a weird person to mix up with. No. 0:18:21.220 --> 0:18:24.700 Daniel Radcliffe, sorry, is playing Weird Al Yankovic. 0:18:24.730 --> 0:18:28.840 That is so strange that I'm intrigued. Yeah, they have 0:18:28.840 --> 0:18:32.800 Harry Potter playing Weird Al. Yes. That's multigenerational. 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:35.440 Weird al had similar glasses. Maybe that's how they cast him. 0:18:35.680 --> 0:18:36.790 I read Harry Potter. 0:18:37.180 --> 0:18:41.320 Out of respect to Daniel, I reckon he's got more 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:42.460 to bring to the role. 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:44.740 Than Zac Efron. 0:18:44.859 --> 0:18:48.850 No? Then just weird glasses and wear glasses. Jeez. 0:18:49.180 --> 0:18:50.260 What a mess. 0:18:50.290 --> 0:18:51.010 All right, that. 0:18:51.010 --> 0:18:51.879 Is a mess. Sorry. 0:18:52.390 --> 0:18:55.270 That is several people we have heard of. Let's see 0:18:55.270 --> 0:18:58.030 if we can find someone that we haven't heard of. 0:18:58.030 --> 0:19:00.010 This year all over the shop. Ahoy to you, mate. 0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:01.510 Ahoy, captains. 0:19:01.510 --> 0:19:03.040 And cabin boy. Jack. 0:19:03.190 --> 0:19:03.850 Hello, Joe. 0:19:04.480 --> 0:19:05.440 Nice. Uh, tell us something. 0:19:05.440 --> 0:19:06.640 We have a long intro. That was. 0:19:06.640 --> 0:19:07.360 It was? Yeah. 0:19:07.600 --> 0:19:10.840 You're telling us, I mean, so sorry and good. Good 0:19:10.840 --> 0:19:13.899 that you represent the listeners there because everyone's thinking it, 0:19:13.900 --> 0:19:15.010 and you got to voice it. 0:19:15.010 --> 0:19:18.040 Yes, yes, yes, I was laughing, but, uh, there was 0:19:18.040 --> 0:19:19.960 a lot of stuff that I knew already. And you 0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:22.629 didn't really have an idea anyway. I think it would 0:19:22.630 --> 0:19:25.990 have been more accurate. I'm taking a risk because I'm 0:19:25.990 --> 0:19:28.630 going to name a comedy duo. So that's two people 0:19:28.630 --> 0:19:31.540 that that, uh, Andy might have run across in his 0:19:31.540 --> 0:19:34.690 celebrity shenanigans on the hundred. Um, but I'm going to 0:19:34.690 --> 0:19:37.240 say scared, weird little guys. 0:19:37.780 --> 0:19:42.640 Scaries. Oh, I've thought of the Umbilical Brothers this year, 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:44.330 but I haven't thought of the Sadies. 0:19:45.680 --> 0:19:47.840 I think I've thought of tripod. 0:19:48.560 --> 0:19:51.889 It's sort of tripod. Okay. What about bipod? Just the 0:19:51.890 --> 0:19:52.640 two of them. 0:19:53.450 --> 0:19:56.060 I think I was nearly gonna. I was nearly gonna 0:19:56.060 --> 0:19:59.720 say specifically John Fleming, the tall one from Scary little Guys. Yeah. 0:19:59.720 --> 0:20:00.470 No, he's got it. No, that. 0:20:00.470 --> 0:20:03.500 Wouldn't have counted because we wouldn't have. I don't know 0:20:03.500 --> 0:20:06.169 if I know their names, but. Well done. 0:20:06.170 --> 0:20:07.409 Yeah, you got it. Well done. 0:20:07.410 --> 0:20:09.420 It's clear for me. Well done. 0:20:09.420 --> 0:20:14.100 And a comedy song duo from, uh, what? Late late 90s. 0:20:14.460 --> 0:20:16.859 Late, I mean, early 2000 are still going really mid 90s. 0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:17.520 Mid 90s. 0:20:17.550 --> 0:20:20.400 Mid mid 90s to mid 2000. I said Andy, when 0:20:20.430 --> 0:20:24.120 Andy and I started doing radio, we liked to try 0:20:24.119 --> 0:20:26.129 and do some funny songs and we had one of 0:20:26.130 --> 0:20:30.359 our early bosses say, guys, drop the funny songs unless 0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:32.320 you're as good as the scared weird little guys, no 0:20:32.320 --> 0:20:35.470 one wants to hear it. So it became we thought 0:20:35.470 --> 0:20:36.880 about them a lot back in the day, because every 0:20:36.880 --> 0:20:39.070 time we thought of a funny song, we'd go, is 0:20:39.070 --> 0:20:41.139 it as good as the scared, weird little guys? Because 0:20:41.140 --> 0:20:41.500 that's the. 0:20:41.619 --> 0:20:43.929 Way they won an aria for the best comedy release 0:20:43.930 --> 0:20:45.580 as well, which, I mean, you don't have to be 0:20:45.580 --> 0:20:47.860 anyone to do that. So I thought. 0:20:48.130 --> 0:20:50.560 Yeah, I think that was before it was, um, very 0:20:50.560 --> 0:20:52.600 coveted and hard aria to win. 0:20:52.600 --> 0:20:55.060 After that, it became quite a prestigious award. Yeah. 0:20:55.060 --> 0:21:00.030 Picked Um. Uh. Joe. Which hat? Nosferatu. Uh, decked. Or 0:21:00.030 --> 0:21:02.639 a Sydney water sign by Shane Jacobson. 0:21:02.970 --> 0:21:06.510 Um, just going to take the Sydney water. Wow. 0:21:06.510 --> 0:21:10.140 Sydney water. Wow. Okay. That is a surprise. But, Joe. 0:21:10.140 --> 0:21:14.700 Well done. Thank you, my friend. Uh, from Joe to Jim. Ahoy, Jim. 0:21:15.330 --> 0:21:15.870 Ahoy, boys. 0:21:15.869 --> 0:21:16.380 How are we? 0:21:16.380 --> 0:21:16.800 Yeah. Good. 0:21:16.800 --> 0:21:18.390 Tell us someone we haven't thought of for a while. 0:21:18.780 --> 0:21:21.760 Uh. I'm hoping jumping Jai taurima. 0:21:22.119 --> 0:21:22.510 Oh. 0:21:22.510 --> 0:21:23.080 Good one. 0:21:25.119 --> 0:21:32.140 I have, I'm afraid. Really? Um. Yeah, I was, uh, 0:21:32.140 --> 0:21:34.570 Steve Hooker came up in a conversation the other day, 0:21:34.720 --> 0:21:38.379 and he jumping. Jai was named in because he was 0:21:38.380 --> 0:21:40.689 in that same. Was it the same Olympics or are 0:21:40.690 --> 0:21:43.560 they just both jumping men that represented. 0:21:43.560 --> 0:21:45.060 Similar period of jumping? 0:21:45.060 --> 0:21:45.900 Similar period? 0:21:46.109 --> 0:21:49.710 I reckon Steve came after Jai. Jai was 2000, wasn't he? 0:21:49.920 --> 0:21:50.730 Yeah, Jai was. 0:21:50.730 --> 0:21:53.190 2000, but more of a more of an example of like, 0:21:53.190 --> 0:21:55.889 here's a, here's a track or field event that you 0:21:55.890 --> 0:21:59.070 don't follow week to week. But certainly when the Olympics 0:21:59.070 --> 0:22:02.909 come around you're all about it. So I have to 0:22:02.910 --> 0:22:05.550 say in full faith that Jumping Jai had been mentioned 0:22:05.550 --> 0:22:05.790 in those. 0:22:06.060 --> 0:22:09.910 Sorry, Jim. Nice one to throw in the mix. Very unlucky. Uh, Clinton, 0:22:09.910 --> 0:22:10.600 Ahoy to you! 0:22:11.200 --> 0:22:13.780 Ahoy, Hamish! Andy. Number six. Boy. 0:22:14.320 --> 0:22:17.140 Clinton. Who have we not thought of this year? 0:22:17.590 --> 0:22:20.620 Uh, Vulcan from the hit show Gladiators. Bad luck? Yep. 0:22:20.619 --> 0:22:22.149 No, I haven't. What do you mean? Where did you 0:22:22.150 --> 0:22:22.600 think of him? 0:22:22.600 --> 0:22:24.010 They're bringing gladiators back. 0:22:24.430 --> 0:22:26.500 But did you think of Vulcan, or did you think 0:22:26.500 --> 0:22:26.979 of Gladiator? 0:22:26.980 --> 0:22:29.080 I think of when you think of like. And they 0:22:29.080 --> 0:22:31.120 they did a where are they now? Just recently he's 0:22:31.119 --> 0:22:33.540 got announced what, probably like eight weeks ago that they 0:22:33.540 --> 0:22:35.850 are actually returning with gladiators. 0:22:36.060 --> 0:22:37.020 Same gladiators. 0:22:37.050 --> 0:22:41.160 Not the same gladiators. They'd be a bit old for him. 0:22:41.160 --> 0:22:43.770 Not. Not as hard to get around these days. 0:22:45.840 --> 0:22:47.610 For people who don't know the show we're talking about, 0:22:47.609 --> 0:22:51.060 it was essentially you had to combat everyday. People would 0:22:51.060 --> 0:22:54.480 combat just very, very muscly people. 0:22:54.570 --> 0:22:58.150 So combat with padded blocks, stuff like. Yeah, on on 0:22:58.150 --> 0:23:01.480 like gym equipment. Yeah. On like, you know, lots of padded. 0:23:01.480 --> 0:23:02.170 There's lots of kind. 0:23:02.170 --> 0:23:04.359 Of like Wipeout, but you had to get past somebody as. 0:23:04.359 --> 0:23:04.960 Well. That's it. 0:23:04.960 --> 0:23:07.840 That's true. The the obstacles were human. 0:23:07.840 --> 0:23:10.929 Clinton, will you watch the Return of Gladiators? 0:23:11.230 --> 0:23:13.510 Oh, of course, just to see if they bring back 0:23:13.510 --> 0:23:15.310 Condor or Blaze or. 0:23:15.490 --> 0:23:16.270 See? He knows. 0:23:16.480 --> 0:23:17.410 Oh, yeah. 0:23:17.410 --> 0:23:19.540 We wish you'd said Condor. 0:23:19.800 --> 0:23:21.540 Yeah, that would have been a tough one for us. 0:23:22.320 --> 0:23:24.780 Thank you very much. Uh, Joe. Ahoy to you. 0:23:25.470 --> 0:23:26.250 Hoy, lads. 0:23:26.670 --> 0:23:28.530 Um, Joe, tell us something we haven't thought of for 0:23:28.530 --> 0:23:29.070 a while. 0:23:29.670 --> 0:23:34.290 Uh, former Lord mayor and all round good guy John. So. Oh. 0:23:34.290 --> 0:23:37.530 From Melbourne. That. That's got to count, though, because I 0:23:37.530 --> 0:23:40.800 haven't thought of John, so. Oh, and we do know him. 0:23:40.800 --> 0:23:42.030 I mean, there'd be a lot of people listening that 0:23:42.030 --> 0:23:45.130 don't didn't know the Lord Mayor of Melbourne, but as 0:23:45.130 --> 0:23:46.450 Melbourne boys. 0:23:46.450 --> 0:23:47.890 Yeah, we didn't know him personally. 0:23:47.890 --> 0:23:49.750 We didn't know him personally, but he had a knack 0:23:49.750 --> 0:23:51.729 of getting himself in the papers quite a lot for 0:23:51.730 --> 0:23:54.429 the Lord mayor. Absolutely, John. So is my bro I 0:23:54.430 --> 0:23:56.139 think was the campaign bottle. 0:23:57.820 --> 0:23:59.980 Uh, Joe, you've got yourself a cat. 0:23:59.980 --> 0:24:01.629 I think he's got it. Nosferatu. 0:24:01.630 --> 0:24:05.229 Well done. Nosferatu. Uh, or the decked cap. Which one 0:24:05.230 --> 0:24:06.070 would you prefer? 0:24:06.850 --> 0:24:09.359 Um. I'll go the decked cap? Yeah. 0:24:09.660 --> 0:24:10.650 That's a pretty smart choice. 0:24:10.680 --> 0:24:12.990 I mean, they're both great. They're both great caps, so 0:24:12.990 --> 0:24:14.790 you couldn't have gone wrong. Mate, thanks so much for playing. 0:24:14.790 --> 0:24:15.480 Appreciate it. 0:24:15.510 --> 0:24:16.590 Cheers, guys. Cheers. 0:24:16.590 --> 0:24:16.949 Cheers. 0:24:17.010 --> 0:24:18.000 Good work. 0:24:18.180 --> 0:24:19.200 John. So. Yeah. 0:24:24.570 --> 0:24:27.719 Jack, you're a bored gamer, aren't you? You're a B 0:24:27.720 --> 0:24:29.429 gamer and, ah, you're a bit of a B gamer. 0:24:29.430 --> 0:24:31.470 Yeah, like a board game. Which one's your favorite at 0:24:31.470 --> 0:24:31.899 the moment. 0:24:32.050 --> 0:24:33.430 Uh, we love Everdell. 0:24:33.700 --> 0:24:35.169 Everdell I've never heard of that. 0:24:35.530 --> 0:24:39.250 Jackson board gamer like that goes to board game shops. 0:24:39.250 --> 0:24:40.450 He's not a Milton Bradley. 0:24:40.450 --> 0:24:41.410 No, no, no, Jack's. 0:24:41.410 --> 0:24:45.910 Not playing connect four and and monopoly. He's like, this. 0:24:45.910 --> 0:24:47.889 Is a crowd that actually turns their nose up quite 0:24:47.890 --> 0:24:49.060 heavily at monopoly. 0:24:49.060 --> 0:24:51.970 Yeah, yeah. And Jack's playing Settlers of Catan and stuff 0:24:51.970 --> 0:24:52.600 like that. Yeah. 0:24:52.600 --> 0:24:54.730 Even that is a bit rudimentary. Oh two. 0:24:54.730 --> 0:24:55.390 Commercial. 0:24:55.590 --> 0:24:57.930 What is? No, no, we are like, I like guitar, 0:24:57.930 --> 0:25:01.410 but I haven't played in years. Now what? Everdale everdale. Um, 0:25:01.410 --> 0:25:05.820 you're it's a world building and resource building so similar 0:25:05.820 --> 0:25:09.480 to Catan, but you're, um, woodland creatures. Okay? And you might, 0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:11.640 you know, build the post office in your city, build 0:25:11.640 --> 0:25:15.510 the courthouse in your city, that sort of thing. Really? 0:25:15.510 --> 0:25:17.939 Yeah. What are you and what's guitar? 0:25:17.940 --> 0:25:20.859 Are you like a mr. Tumnus Woodland creature. Jack. 0:25:20.950 --> 0:25:24.280 Like you collect, actually, all your as many woodland creatures 0:25:24.280 --> 0:25:26.560 as you can to your city. So you might have 0:25:26.560 --> 0:25:27.190 the shop. So you're trying. 0:25:27.190 --> 0:25:28.720 To build the best city. Yes. 0:25:28.720 --> 0:25:30.879 So this is like when they just rebrand another game, 0:25:30.880 --> 0:25:34.119 but it's woodland creatures instead of humans. No names like. 0:25:34.480 --> 0:25:35.229 Mr. Andy. 0:25:36.010 --> 0:25:38.170 I. Did you play this with Bianca? 0:25:38.170 --> 0:25:41.200 Yes. Yeah. Less now that we've had a had a son, 0:25:41.200 --> 0:25:43.270 but it's still our favorite when we get some time 0:25:43.270 --> 0:25:44.280 to ourselves. 0:25:44.310 --> 0:25:47.340 How many hours back before the kid? How many hours 0:25:47.340 --> 0:25:49.710 a week were you? Were you collecting woodland creatures? 0:25:50.220 --> 0:25:53.310 Pretty much. To like, if there's anything that we couldn't 0:25:53.310 --> 0:25:57.390 decide what someone would do, like the dishes or the laundry. Well, 0:25:57.390 --> 0:25:59.430 all right, let's play Everdell to see who does the. 0:25:59.940 --> 0:26:00.690 Ten hour game. 0:26:00.690 --> 0:26:05.040 Should settle it. Hang on. How long does it game take? 0:26:05.040 --> 0:26:06.720 45 minutes to an hour. 0:26:06.720 --> 0:26:11.080 Yeah, like a laundry would sit there and then. Yes. 0:26:11.230 --> 0:26:12.400 Yeah. You would try. 0:26:12.400 --> 0:26:15.310 So hard and you'd. You'd be trying so hard to 0:26:15.310 --> 0:26:16.720 get out of those chores. 0:26:17.320 --> 0:26:20.290 For Jack, that's a fine time trade off. Yeah, I 0:26:20.290 --> 0:26:23.380 would say I'm the most board game. I'm the most 0:26:23.380 --> 0:26:24.310 pro board game. 0:26:24.670 --> 0:26:27.310 To interrupt one more time. Remember when Jack's like, oh, 0:26:27.490 --> 0:26:29.230 you know, I don't have a lot of time on 0:26:29.230 --> 0:26:32.730 my hands for the pod to come to the meeting? No, but. 0:26:32.730 --> 0:26:34.109 The thing is, we know he's got a lot of 0:26:34.109 --> 0:26:36.720 time for board games because people on chess.com keep writing 0:26:36.720 --> 0:26:40.200 him out, that he's spending, like, 24 hours a week. 0:26:40.200 --> 0:26:40.920 On chess. 0:26:41.670 --> 0:26:44.280 He's just moved his habit to the dark web. Yeah, 0:26:44.280 --> 0:26:46.470 he's still playing a board game. Okay. We all need 0:26:46.470 --> 0:26:47.010 a board game. 0:26:47.010 --> 0:26:48.750 We all need leisure time in our life. 0:26:49.050 --> 0:26:53.310 We absolutely do. No one's no one is more of 0:26:53.310 --> 0:26:56.740 a proponent for that than us. So no arguments here. 0:26:56.920 --> 0:27:01.330 I look, I'm I'm pro board game. I'm into board games, 0:27:01.330 --> 0:27:03.670 but not probably not to the jack level, but I'm 0:27:03.670 --> 0:27:06.310 always but then I've got like I've had a few 0:27:06.310 --> 0:27:09.040 experiences where you start to play like Avalon. For people 0:27:09.040 --> 0:27:12.670 that know it is basically the TV show traders is 0:27:12.670 --> 0:27:15.790 based off like that's like kind of like Mafia or Avalon, 0:27:15.940 --> 0:27:16.930 isn't it? Jack and secret. 0:27:17.020 --> 0:27:17.679 I played I would. 0:27:17.680 --> 0:27:18.190 Love to play. 0:27:18.790 --> 0:27:19.000 Secret. 0:27:19.150 --> 0:27:21.090 The same sort of thing. Avalon. Same sort of thing. 0:27:21.090 --> 0:27:22.590 There's like, good guys and bad guys. You got to 0:27:22.590 --> 0:27:25.980 figure it out. Yeah, but you know, for some reason 0:27:25.980 --> 0:27:28.109 it's King Arthur themed, but it has no reason to 0:27:28.109 --> 0:27:29.909 be right. You could just be a good guy or 0:27:29.910 --> 0:27:32.430 a bad guy. Yeah. So I'm trying to. I'm trying 0:27:32.430 --> 0:27:36.330 to get the the family, um, excited about board games, 0:27:36.330 --> 0:27:37.830 but I've got to bring it in at like a 0:27:37.830 --> 0:27:40.320 6 to 9 year old level. And also Zo has 0:27:40.320 --> 0:27:44.720 a very low tolerance for learning new things. Right. Like I, 0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:47.270 I'm I'm trying I can't bring in an advance one 0:27:47.270 --> 0:27:51.260 like woodland 2000 or whatever creature. 0:27:51.380 --> 0:27:54.170 Yeah. No, it is steep learning curves. But then you 0:27:54.170 --> 0:27:56.360 get rewarded once you know the game play. 0:27:56.450 --> 0:27:59.270 That's that's not interested in the delayed rewards. She's like, 0:27:59.270 --> 0:28:03.290 teach me now or I'm not interested. Yeah. How's this though. 0:28:03.290 --> 0:28:06.530 So the other day I. So magic Mike good friend 0:28:06.530 --> 0:28:10.410 of the show. The show's favorite magician. He is also 0:28:10.410 --> 0:28:11.820 a fan of board games. And I was we were 0:28:11.820 --> 0:28:13.290 talking about board games and he was like, oh, there's 0:28:13.290 --> 0:28:16.679 a good one called Herd Mentality. Very easy for the kids. 0:28:16.680 --> 0:28:18.900 All you got to do is basically everyone gets like 0:28:18.900 --> 0:28:21.030 a pad and you have to write down. So it 0:28:21.030 --> 0:28:23.399 might be like, name a famous robot, and then you 0:28:23.400 --> 0:28:25.560 have to write down what you think. The most common 0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:28.950 answer would be. Okay, so it's kind of like you're 0:28:28.950 --> 0:28:31.170 sort of I mean, it's Family Feud basically. You're basically 0:28:31.170 --> 0:28:32.990 trying to get this, I think, wasn't that pointless. So 0:28:32.990 --> 0:28:34.640 you're trying to write down the most common answer. And if, 0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:36.860 if you're part of the group that said the most 0:28:36.859 --> 0:28:39.380 common answer, you get a point. Okay. So I'm like, 0:28:39.380 --> 0:28:42.470 we can handle that. Like that's a good extended family 0:28:42.470 --> 0:28:45.830 board game. Now this is an ad, I suppose in 0:28:45.830 --> 0:28:47.390 some ways for her mentality. But this is where it 0:28:47.390 --> 0:28:48.440 becomes not an ad. 0:28:48.440 --> 0:28:49.340 Okay for it. 0:28:50.360 --> 0:28:54.830 Jack, what is the most anando. What is the most 0:28:54.830 --> 0:28:59.459 important and coveted thing in any board game? 0:28:59.850 --> 0:29:00.600 The rules. 0:29:00.600 --> 0:29:01.710 The pad. 0:29:01.890 --> 0:29:02.610 Ah, yes. 0:29:02.610 --> 0:29:07.050 The pad that it comes with, like Scattergories is a 0:29:07.050 --> 0:29:09.870 big one where it's like, don't waste the pad. Oh 0:29:10.110 --> 0:29:10.710 of course. Yeah. 0:29:10.860 --> 0:29:12.090 Don't waste the amount of sheets. 0:29:12.120 --> 0:29:15.210 Do not waste the pad. Because, you know, if you 0:29:15.210 --> 0:29:18.150 waste a pad, if you run out of the Scattergories pad, 0:29:18.330 --> 0:29:21.530 you're never playing Scattergories again. No one's reordering the pad 0:29:21.530 --> 0:29:22.700 like you know how they go in the back. Hey, 0:29:22.700 --> 0:29:24.830 you run out of the pad, go to the website, 0:29:24.830 --> 0:29:27.380 log on. You're like, no one's doing that. You are 0:29:27.380 --> 0:29:31.400 only playing the game for as long as the pad lasts. Okay? 0:29:31.400 --> 0:29:35.390 Like the the scraps that you end up playing on. Like, 0:29:35.390 --> 0:29:37.640 you know, everyone's like double side the pad, double side, 0:29:37.640 --> 0:29:39.170 the pad. Don't use a fresh page. 0:29:39.170 --> 0:29:41.780 My dad will rule lines and I do the same. 0:29:41.780 --> 0:29:45.570 Now down the middle to split You don't. 0:29:45.570 --> 0:29:46.200 Need all that. 0:29:46.200 --> 0:29:49.680 Space. Don't waste the frigging pad. 0:29:50.280 --> 0:29:52.469 And the arrogance. Like when you're playing with someone. It's 0:29:52.470 --> 0:29:54.330 not from the household where they just tear off a 0:29:54.330 --> 0:29:57.180 new page of the pad like whoa whoa whoa whoa. 0:29:57.210 --> 0:30:00.480 It's like someone tearing off your grandma's plastic covering on 0:30:00.480 --> 0:30:02.520 the sofa. Just go. I'll just sit on the cushions 0:30:02.520 --> 0:30:06.479 like you don't do that. I opened up her mentality 0:30:06.600 --> 0:30:10.160 after hyping the game up. No pad. 0:30:10.820 --> 0:30:11.600 Huh? What do you. 0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:11.870 Mean? 0:30:12.020 --> 0:30:13.850 Like provide your own? 0:30:13.880 --> 0:30:17.000 No, no, they're just. The box had been packed without one. 0:30:17.030 --> 0:30:19.460 That just made a mistake at the factory because I'd 0:30:19.460 --> 0:30:24.050 played it with Mike. And there's a there's an official pad. Yeah. Oh, 0:30:24.230 --> 0:30:26.600 and there was no pad. And I just was like, oh, 0:30:26.600 --> 0:30:31.820 my God, this. You can't do this. You can't like, 0:30:32.090 --> 0:30:34.470 I can't, you can't. I can't explain the letdown to 0:30:34.470 --> 0:30:36.510 the people. And then I'm rushing around trying to get 0:30:36.510 --> 0:30:38.490 post-it notes and everyone's. I was like, why isn't there 0:30:38.490 --> 0:30:41.640 a pad? There is a I'm sorry, there is a pad. 0:30:41.760 --> 0:30:44.459 It just doesn't appear somehow to have been included in 0:30:44.460 --> 0:30:47.700 this sealed box. This was a sealed copy of the game. Oh, no, 0:30:47.700 --> 0:30:50.250 I can't vouch. This game is really good fun. Let's 0:30:50.250 --> 0:30:52.020 get into it. So it's like post-it notes. Well, what 0:30:52.020 --> 0:30:54.150 do we mean to do with, like, I was like, oh, no, 0:30:54.150 --> 0:30:57.230 I know this was meant to be so easy. I 0:30:57.230 --> 0:31:00.980 had an idea off the back of this. Right? Would 0:31:00.980 --> 0:31:04.040 we do would we ever release the Hamish and Andy 0:31:04.040 --> 0:31:04.670 board game? 0:31:04.670 --> 0:31:05.210 Oh my God. 0:31:06.500 --> 0:31:09.140 Okay, idea. Now it can go one of two ways. 0:31:09.140 --> 0:31:10.970 We either hand it over to Jack for him to start, 0:31:10.970 --> 0:31:12.320 like crafting how it works. 0:31:12.350 --> 0:31:14.300 No. God, no. But, I mean, here's. 0:31:14.300 --> 0:31:16.190 The other thing. Whatever it is, whatever it is, and 0:31:16.190 --> 0:31:18.470 it might it could even just be this, right? 0:31:18.680 --> 0:31:20.420 We go though, with the hand it over to Jack 0:31:20.430 --> 0:31:23.340 Thing is, suddenly you're collecting and doing all these weird things. 0:31:23.340 --> 0:31:24.630 It's just could be too late. 0:31:24.780 --> 0:31:26.430 Yeah, well, that's what I mean. He pitches it back 0:31:26.430 --> 0:31:28.110 to us. We can, like, dumb it down a bit 0:31:28.110 --> 0:31:30.660 for the average player, you know, because it could be 0:31:30.660 --> 0:31:33.630 stuff like, you know, an SP competition or whatever, like 0:31:33.900 --> 0:31:38.400 as the chance, like the community chest or. Right. What 0:31:38.400 --> 0:31:41.130 if we release Hamish and Andy the board game and 0:31:41.130 --> 0:31:43.320 you open it up and it's just a selection of 0:31:43.320 --> 0:31:51.050 multi-use pads for other games. So there is almost no game, 0:31:51.050 --> 0:31:53.480 but it's an excuse to get a box of backup 0:31:53.480 --> 0:31:57.740 pads in your house. Yes, that would fit most games 0:31:57.740 --> 0:32:01.280 that require a writing down an answer. So by buying 0:32:01.280 --> 0:32:02.720 someone the Hamish or just. 0:32:02.720 --> 0:32:04.910 Yeah, because he said you said it's almost not a game, 0:32:04.910 --> 0:32:05.990 but it's not a game. 0:32:05.990 --> 0:32:06.680 It's not a game. 0:32:07.730 --> 0:32:11.310 Certainly not Or we include a very, very small token game. 0:32:12.420 --> 0:32:13.410 Coin flipping game. 0:32:13.410 --> 0:32:17.070 But most. Yeah. Yeah, it's there's like a two small 0:32:17.070 --> 0:32:19.290 cups and a ball and it's like see if you 0:32:19.290 --> 0:32:21.240 can see if you can move the ball from cup 0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:24.150 to cup. Congratulations. You've finished the game. Now please enjoy 0:32:24.150 --> 0:32:24.930 the pads. 0:32:25.380 --> 0:32:28.980 My worry is that we're saying no one will replace 0:32:28.980 --> 0:32:30.840 the pad, which you can just do off the back 0:32:30.840 --> 0:32:31.710 of a board game. 0:32:31.710 --> 0:32:33.680 But you wouldn't do that. You wouldn't do that for 0:32:33.680 --> 0:32:36.140 one pair. But you might buy. Can you imagine someone's 0:32:36.140 --> 0:32:38.390 delight if you got given for Christmas? You open up 0:32:38.390 --> 0:32:40.670 a box, you're like, oh my God, it's back up pads. Yeah, but. 0:32:40.820 --> 0:32:42.410 He's got to match your games. 0:32:42.410 --> 0:32:45.890 But we make them like generic enough pads. So there's 0:32:45.890 --> 0:32:47.810 big ones. Small ones rule. 0:32:48.380 --> 0:32:50.450 But every game has its own like scoring column. 0:32:50.600 --> 0:32:53.330 We pick the eight most popular formats and we do 0:32:53.360 --> 0:32:55.640 we do a selection of pads. So you get in 0:32:55.640 --> 0:32:57.550 a box full of backup pads. 0:32:57.550 --> 0:33:02.110 I feel like it's a stationary replenishment is what is 0:33:02.110 --> 0:33:04.960 what we're offering. We are it's not disguised. 0:33:04.960 --> 0:33:05.380 As a board. 0:33:05.380 --> 0:33:09.250 Game. Exciting. Stationary. Repeat replenishment. All right. What about this 0:33:09.250 --> 0:33:09.670 board game? 0:33:09.670 --> 0:33:11.980 Fine, fine, fine. I did, like, go back to the 0:33:11.980 --> 0:33:14.230 original idea, and we make Hamish and Ed the board game, 0:33:14.230 --> 0:33:19.300 but where if there's pads involved, it's huge. I'm not 0:33:19.300 --> 0:33:23.570 doing this unless you get more pads in our game 0:33:23.570 --> 0:33:25.370 than any other board game on the market. 0:33:25.520 --> 0:33:27.260 I know there'll be a pad surplus, like a. 0:33:27.260 --> 0:33:31.100 Wafer thin board and the whole thing's pads. It's like 0:33:31.100 --> 0:33:36.560 thousands of pads. That's our competitive advantage. Whatever the gameplay is, Jack, 0:33:36.560 --> 0:33:38.300 you're in charge of coming up with some ideas to 0:33:38.300 --> 0:33:39.200 make it good. I would love. 0:33:39.200 --> 0:33:39.950 That. Yeah, but. 0:33:39.950 --> 0:33:42.500 What I bring to the table is we promise you 0:33:42.500 --> 0:33:46.140 will never have the feeling of running out of the paper. Done. 0:33:46.140 --> 0:33:47.460 That's our. That's our edge. 0:33:51.000 --> 0:33:54.150 I aim to close out today. We talked about last week, 0:33:54.150 --> 0:33:56.970 and we've probably been avoiding talking about it again because 0:33:56.970 --> 0:33:58.740 we're at a loss, aren't we? Oh yeah. 0:33:59.250 --> 0:34:02.100 A loss. And no one expected this this spanner in 0:34:02.100 --> 0:34:06.240 the works to be thrown. No one expected this fake 0:34:06.240 --> 0:34:09.230 chicken to be thrown amongst the crocodiles. Confusing. If you're 0:34:09.230 --> 0:34:11.180 a crocodile and a fake chicken gets thrown in. What 0:34:11.180 --> 0:34:13.489 is this? Isn't that what we're used to for the 0:34:13.489 --> 0:34:15.680 croc tours? For the croc Wars? They're happening in the 0:34:15.680 --> 0:34:20.150 North that were happening in Darwin. We've been following all year. 0:34:20.420 --> 0:34:23.149 Original croc jumping tours, spectacular croc jumping tours. As you 0:34:23.150 --> 0:34:26.000 probably heard on last week's show, to the vast majority 0:34:26.000 --> 0:34:29.360 of people that are listening in order out of nowhere 0:34:29.360 --> 0:34:33.450 and unrelated to us, um, for their own reasons. the 0:34:33.450 --> 0:34:37.680 original Croc jumping tours has decided to close down after 0:34:37.680 --> 0:34:42.509 38 years of operation. They're shutting on October the 31st. 0:34:42.540 --> 0:34:44.700 Why is this relevant to us? Well, as you also 0:34:44.700 --> 0:34:49.050 might have heard, we booked flights to Darwin and we'd 0:34:49.050 --> 0:34:52.500 taken the whole team up. And again, this isn't top priority, 0:34:52.500 --> 0:34:56.310 but it is a factor. We've booked a sunset jetski cruise. 0:34:56.370 --> 0:34:58.759 We're interested in booking one and just a bunch of 0:34:58.760 --> 0:35:02.210 other fun stuff in Darwin we're excited to do. Anyway, 0:35:02.210 --> 0:35:05.510 it's not the priority just mentioning it just because it's 0:35:05.510 --> 0:35:07.489 a fun thing to think about. Anyway, we were off 0:35:07.489 --> 0:35:12.049 on a peace mission to bring these two warring companies together. Um, 0:35:12.050 --> 0:35:14.120 enough of the silliness. That was the main focus. Enough 0:35:14.120 --> 0:35:16.879 of the silliness. Come on guys, um, it's been decades 0:35:16.880 --> 0:35:19.850 of hijinks, but now let's all, you know, wouldn't this 0:35:19.880 --> 0:35:22.080 be fun? And the peace process was looking good. They're 0:35:22.080 --> 0:35:25.259 going to sit down and put the feuding aside, look 0:35:25.260 --> 0:35:28.230 at working together in the future, and hopefully exchange one 0:35:28.230 --> 0:35:33.360 compliment per side that now. Well, you know, life doesn't 0:35:33.360 --> 0:35:35.700 work out the way you plan. No one was expecting 0:35:35.730 --> 0:35:38.580 Tony to shut down original croc jumping tours entirely because 0:35:38.580 --> 0:35:41.400 of a dispute he's having with the government and some 0:35:41.400 --> 0:35:45.090 some demands they haven't met. So it looks like that's happening. 0:35:45.090 --> 0:35:47.940 Looks after the situation and we've had to think about it. 0:35:48.660 --> 0:35:52.650 And we're still going to go up. Yay! Jack walks 0:35:52.650 --> 0:35:53.129 the tour. 0:35:53.640 --> 0:35:55.080 Jack wants the jet skis. 0:35:55.260 --> 0:35:58.410 And what we'll do up there we don't know will 0:35:58.410 --> 0:36:01.650 we will we will we be out of crowbar some 0:36:01.650 --> 0:36:04.890 kind of peace talks in and claim a triumph? Probably. 0:36:05.400 --> 0:36:08.460 It's not a crowbar, though. And let me ask you this, okay? 0:36:09.690 --> 0:36:12.870 If we go, like, just just answer yes or no 0:36:12.870 --> 0:36:17.009 to this. Sure. Hamish and Andy and Jack went to Darwin, 0:36:17.010 --> 0:36:20.549 where for decades there has been a rivalry between two 0:36:20.550 --> 0:36:24.270 small businesses. There was high jinks. There was some tricks 0:36:24.270 --> 0:36:28.260 played on each other. Yes. And just a general air 0:36:28.260 --> 0:36:30.870 of rivalry. Yes. So much so that one wouldn't go 0:36:30.870 --> 0:36:32.250 one side of the bridge. One wouldn't go the other 0:36:32.250 --> 0:36:34.219 side of the bridge. Yes. When Hamish, Andy and Jack 0:36:34.219 --> 0:36:36.050 came home, that was all over. 0:36:36.200 --> 0:36:37.100 Yeah, there. 0:36:37.100 --> 0:36:39.860 Was never a shenanigan or trick played ever again. 0:36:40.100 --> 0:36:40.879 There was peace. 0:36:40.880 --> 0:36:43.430 That's great. That's that'll be the headline. 0:36:43.430 --> 0:36:47.150 And that that begins the spin. Because I also think 0:36:47.239 --> 0:36:49.550 the timing of this couldn't be worse. When are we 0:36:49.550 --> 0:36:52.549 scheduled to go? Like the weekend of the fourth or something. Yeah. Yeah, 0:36:52.550 --> 0:36:54.739 yeah the fourth. So we're scheduled to go that weekend 0:36:54.739 --> 0:36:57.840 to Darwin. Tony's come out and gone. I'm closing the 0:36:57.840 --> 0:37:01.200 business 31st. Again, nothing to do with us, but boy, oh, boy, 0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:03.000 the timing is. Couldn't be worse. 0:37:03.000 --> 0:37:03.660 Inconvenient. 0:37:03.690 --> 0:37:06.060 Tony, if we had been there a week earlier, like 0:37:06.060 --> 0:37:07.950 we can't go because we've got stuff on with families 0:37:07.950 --> 0:37:10.290 and stuff. If we'd have gone a week earlier, yes, 0:37:10.290 --> 0:37:11.430 we could have got the peace. 0:37:11.430 --> 0:37:13.319 Deal done and then he could close. 0:37:13.469 --> 0:37:16.110 Absolute buzzer beater. Yes. Just to be like, do you 0:37:16.110 --> 0:37:18.300 agree to peace between the businesses? He'd be like, yeah mate, 0:37:18.300 --> 0:37:20.160 I'm closing on Sundays, I don't care. I'd be like, yeah, 0:37:20.160 --> 0:37:22.820 but for the next. do you agree? Within the next 0:37:22.820 --> 0:37:26.180 four days or whatever. Yeah. Peace. Yeah. Sure. Have. Yeah. 0:37:26.210 --> 0:37:27.350 Four days of peace. No worries. 0:37:27.350 --> 0:37:29.359 Let's still try and meet Tony. Okay, so. 0:37:29.360 --> 0:37:32.210 Here's what I'm proposing. Who? Like, what's four in the 0:37:32.210 --> 0:37:36.860 grand scheme of 38 years? What's four days? Yeah. I mean, 0:37:36.860 --> 0:37:39.230 I still think we get a plaque made up. Fact. 0:37:39.320 --> 0:37:41.750 It's not a bad idea. 0:37:41.870 --> 0:37:43.940 Yeah, that's a good idea. And then you know what? 0:37:43.940 --> 0:37:45.480 You know what it's sort of like. 0:37:45.690 --> 0:37:48.120 Checks in with I like this. 0:37:48.120 --> 0:37:53.580 It's like when a great player retires after a grand final, 0:37:53.580 --> 0:37:55.860 so we can say that we brokered peace. We won. 0:37:55.860 --> 0:37:59.609 And then Tony retired that same day. Yes. 0:37:59.610 --> 0:38:02.640 So you reckon we backdated the 31st? Yes. 0:38:04.080 --> 0:38:05.700 We just get it written on the plaque like it's 0:38:05.700 --> 0:38:07.650 all in. It's you know, it's in bronze. 0:38:08.010 --> 0:38:09.690 Put a few years water under the bridge. No one's 0:38:09.690 --> 0:38:12.330 gonna totally up. And once it's plaqued. 0:38:12.330 --> 0:38:14.580 Why don't we timestamp our chats with him as well? 0:38:14.580 --> 0:38:16.560 Just like. Okay. Nice to meet you. Tony here on 0:38:16.560 --> 0:38:19.590 the third time is so we. 0:38:19.590 --> 0:38:22.410 So we fly up, we meet even though we're meeting 0:38:22.410 --> 0:38:26.399 on the 4th of November. Yes. We, um, essentially reenact 0:38:26.520 --> 0:38:28.830 because just due to scheduling, we couldn't be there a 0:38:28.830 --> 0:38:30.780 week early, but we basically go, look, had we been 0:38:30.780 --> 0:38:32.760 here a week earlier, we'd have been have this conversation. 0:38:32.820 --> 0:38:35.250 Same conversation. Yes. Do you agree? If it was a 0:38:35.250 --> 0:38:36.900 week earlier, you would have peace? 0:38:36.900 --> 0:38:37.440 Yeah. 0:38:37.560 --> 0:38:40.919 Hopefully. He's like, yeah, absolutely. This was one week ago. 0:38:40.920 --> 0:38:42.960 Our attitudes would be the same. And you both have 0:38:42.960 --> 0:38:45.750 two open businesses that could make peace. Yep. Complement. 0:38:45.750 --> 0:38:53.460 Complement. Photograph photograph a crocodile wearing my tooth necklace. Sunset 0:38:53.460 --> 0:38:55.200 jet ski. Yeah. 0:38:55.380 --> 0:38:59.960 Flying. Great. Flying to Darwin to re-enact the backdated peace 0:38:59.960 --> 0:39:03.170 accord whilst the two businesses were still open. Now do 0:39:03.170 --> 0:39:06.049 we put it on the. Do we put it? How 0:39:06.050 --> 0:39:07.640 do we put it on the plaque? Do we go 0:39:07.640 --> 0:39:10.250 on this day the 31st of October or do we. 0:39:10.280 --> 0:39:13.279 Why don't we backdate it exactly a week from. Let's 0:39:13.280 --> 0:39:15.919 look when we're there. So we go on this day, 0:39:15.920 --> 0:39:20.450 29th of October 2023. Mm. Peace. 0:39:21.120 --> 0:39:22.290 What about. How about this? How about. 0:39:22.290 --> 0:39:23.100 Achievable? 0:39:23.100 --> 0:39:23.759 How about. Well, that's. 0:39:23.760 --> 0:39:25.530 True. Why don't we do a not lying? Well, we 0:39:25.530 --> 0:39:28.710 don't go. Peace was achieved. We just go peace. You know, 0:39:28.710 --> 0:39:30.330 the concept of peace was. 0:39:30.330 --> 0:39:34.050 That sucks. Okay, I've got. 0:39:34.410 --> 0:39:34.740 I think I've. 0:39:34.739 --> 0:39:37.020 Got it. It's a brainstorm. I'm trying to just avoid 0:39:37.020 --> 0:39:39.239 getting tangled up in a giant lies. 0:39:39.420 --> 0:39:42.120 Why don't we get a text message to Tony and 0:39:42.120 --> 0:39:45.710 a text message to Wes saying, yep, for peace? Yep. 0:39:45.739 --> 0:39:49.669 On the 31st. If they both write back, yes, we 0:39:49.670 --> 0:39:55.850 can say on the 31st it was agreed that peace, peace. 0:39:56.210 --> 0:39:59.000 In fact, we just go on this and we make 0:39:59.000 --> 0:40:00.710 the plot. Why don't we do that a week before 0:40:00.710 --> 0:40:04.280 we go? We make the plaque that day. Yes. So 0:40:04.280 --> 0:40:07.400 we're obviously making the plaque in Melbourne. Yes. But you 0:40:07.400 --> 0:40:08.420 don't say that on the plaque. 0:40:08.420 --> 0:40:08.810 No. 0:40:08.900 --> 0:40:13.259 You just go. On this day, the 28th of October. Yes. 0:40:13.260 --> 0:40:17.460 It was agreed by the two parties that peace would 0:40:17.460 --> 0:40:20.340 reign between the two businesses for however long the businesses 0:40:20.340 --> 0:40:21.060 may go. 0:40:21.090 --> 0:40:21.300 Mhm. 0:40:21.420 --> 0:40:25.380 Yeah, right. Then we take the plaque that's made and 0:40:25.380 --> 0:40:26.850 you plunk it in the, you plunk it in the 0:40:26.850 --> 0:40:29.700 spot up there. Yeah. And everything's true. You just weren't 0:40:29.700 --> 0:40:31.680 actually there on the day. You don't need to write 0:40:31.680 --> 0:40:34.549 on the plaque. You know due to scheduling conflicts, we 0:40:34.550 --> 0:40:36.049 couldn't actually be there on time. 0:40:36.170 --> 0:40:36.320 No. 0:40:36.620 --> 0:40:38.359 No one needs that detail on a plaque. 0:40:39.020 --> 0:40:40.010 Yeah, great. 0:40:40.219 --> 0:40:43.700 Just do the headline. Yeah. So we actually forged the 0:40:43.700 --> 0:40:47.899 plaque on the weekend before. Yes. And we. Yeah. Have 0:40:47.900 --> 0:40:49.820 them on the line and then just go and re-enact 0:40:49.820 --> 0:40:50.540 the day. 0:40:50.540 --> 0:40:52.250 What we would have said at the time, what. 0:40:52.250 --> 0:40:54.109 We would have said at the time. And I think 0:40:54.110 --> 0:40:56.780 that's very, very on a very honest, I was gonna 0:40:56.780 --> 0:40:59.440 say I think that's very honest. But I think, I 0:40:59.440 --> 0:41:02.560 think that's not as not as dishonest as is possible. Yeah. 0:41:05.469 --> 0:41:06.550 That's still a peace deal. 0:41:06.969 --> 0:41:07.870 Absolutely. 0:41:07.870 --> 0:41:09.850 That's and that's not a Peter out which is the 0:41:09.850 --> 0:41:11.110 most important thing for us. 0:41:13.660 --> 0:41:17.080 Thanks for listening. The Hamish and Andy podcast will return 0:41:17.080 --> 0:41:20.950 next week. Catch up or contribute at Hamish and Andy. Com.