1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:05,400 Speaker 1: And it's my belief. Everybody he's got a story about 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:09,560 Speaker 1: how they've injured their crotch. And proof of that are 3 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: the folks standing by ready to tail their tails. Bob, 4 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: Welcome to the Hammer and Nigel Show. Bob, how have 5 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 1: you injured your crotch? 6 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,079 Speaker 2: Sir? This is that's Mariachi Bob. 7 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: You sir, you know what I have to call you, 8 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: Mariachi Bob because you beat me in the Oreo eating contest. 9 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 2: That's right. 10 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 3: And you met you met my son Mason. 11 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,840 Speaker 2: Yes, this is about him. 12 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:37,560 Speaker 3: He fell his first time racking his you know area. 13 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,200 Speaker 3: He's playing on playground equipment and he slipped and he fell, 14 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,840 Speaker 3: and I looked at him. I said, I'm so proud 15 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 3: of you for a lifetime of pain. You better protect 16 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,159 Speaker 3: those puppies at all times. 17 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 1: That's right. That's a valuable lesson. That's good parenting right there, 18 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 1: Mariachi Bob. 19 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 2: Well, thank you. 20 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 1: Let me go to Jim. Jim. Welcome to the Hammer 21 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 1: and Nigel Show. Jim, how have you injured your crotch? 22 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:04,120 Speaker 3: Well? I had gone to Tennessee to visit my brother. 23 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 3: He was in the army and I was taking the 24 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:10,959 Speaker 3: Greyhound bus ride back home and we partied a little bit, 25 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 3: and I had two small airplane bottles of Jack Daniels 26 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,560 Speaker 3: in my pocket and one of them the lid came 27 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 3: off and it went all over my junk And man, 28 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,319 Speaker 3: you want to talk about fire. 29 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,960 Speaker 1: Oh so you got like like alcohol burned? 30 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, A small little airplane bottle of Jack 31 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,679 Speaker 3: Daniels leaked. The lid came off and leaked, and I 32 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 3: was asleep, and boy, I told you, I'll tell you 33 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 3: I woke up. I'll tell you that right now. 34 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: Huh. 35 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 4: I wasn't expecting that. You always think about, you know, 36 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 4: impact injuries. 37 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:45,400 Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking about, you know, the bottle floated on 38 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 1: your sack or something. I didn't expect that we get 39 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 1: chemical burns out of this thing. Thank you? Alex? Is 40 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,919 Speaker 1: up next, Alex? How have you injured your crotch? 41 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,440 Speaker 2: So I was home win on the couch one day, 42 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,840 Speaker 2: about two days after having a proseconomy done, and my 43 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 2: four year old son got up on the arm of 44 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 2: the couch and decided to go ww and he jumped 45 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:08,600 Speaker 2: off and head butted. 46 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 4: Mean twenty four hours post vasectomy. Is that what you said? Oh? 47 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 4: That is extra tender at that point in time. 48 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,400 Speaker 1: Right, that's everything that the doctor says you should not 49 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 1: have happened after a vasectomy. That's uh wow, that hurts Jim. 50 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 1: Let me ask you, yes, sir, how have you entered 51 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,960 Speaker 1: your crotch? The worst one ever was high school football. 52 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,640 Speaker 1: And when we when we were freshmen, we wore jockstraps. 53 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:42,400 Speaker 1: But after that, ever, nobody warm anymore, and somebody what 54 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:43,359 Speaker 1: was called cupjack. 55 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 4: It was a little joke. Everybody pled. Somebody threw their 56 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 4: helmet right at my crotch and it landed square And 57 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 4: it was one of those where it takes a few 58 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 4: seconds before it hits you, and then you start, you know, 59 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,560 Speaker 4: start sweating, you start feeling. 60 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 1: Warm, I end up pengrenade, I fall to the in pain. 61 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 4: That was the worst one was high school football, for sure. Yeah, 62 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 4: high school football. Do do pubes count as? How have 63 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 4: you injured your crotch? How do you injure pubes? High 64 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 4: school football? Fumble dog pile. 65 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 1: You know, everybody gets in there, big pile, and crazy 66 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,400 Speaker 1: stuff happens in the pile. You know, people are spitting 67 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 1: on you and they're you're punching in It's hard to 68 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 1: the referee can't see it. Kid from Greenwood. I'm not 69 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: gonna lie puts his hands in my pants and rips 70 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 1: out some pubes. 71 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 4: Uh in that specific instance, Yes, that counts because it's 72 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 4: in the Crotchell region. 73 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:34,639 Speaker 2: Yeah. 74 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 4: Absolutely. I wasn't sure how you could injure pubes, but 75 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 4: getting them ripped out, yeah, that's that probably is just 76 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 4: as bad as getting hit in the in the Twins. 77 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 1: All of a sudden, we need a ruling on that 78 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:47,560 Speaker 1: pubes count as a how have you entered your crotch story? 79 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 1: I think so? 80 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 4: And also that man has got to have mental issues. 81 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 1: It's the Hammer and Nigel Show.