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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Hammer and Nigel show.

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Speaker 2: This is so dumb and annoying. I couldn't avoid it.

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Speaker 2: I just himmery tell me if I'm wrong here. This

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Speaker 2: Australian dude with the world's longest name posted a video

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Speaker 2: of him reading his entire name, featuring more than two

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Speaker 2: thousand middle names.

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Speaker 1: That's stupid.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. It took him more than an

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Speaker 2: hour to accomplish. Here's the beginning and the end of

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Speaker 2: Lawrence Watkins video.

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Speaker 3: Hello, my name is Lawrence Wilkins. I have the longest

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Speaker 3: personal name in the world. So he goes Lawrence Alonnalloy's

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Speaker 3: ala Wisius page alone, Orsburg Blincourt out a him Watkins

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Speaker 3: and I'm very sorry that my pronunciation. That was my

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Speaker 3: full name for two and fifty three names.

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 3: Who?

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Speaker 2: What? What do I care?

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Speaker 1: What do you think is more challenging this guy reciting

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Speaker 1: his full name or Nick Cannon remembering his kids the

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Speaker 1: names of his children. Which one do you think has

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Speaker 1: the ability to rattle it off more cleanly and confidently?

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Speaker 2: Nick Cannon? No question this guy. I'm watching this guy.

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Speaker 1: I think there may be a question. Do you think so?

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Speaker 2: Why would you have two thousand middle names? What kind

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Speaker 2: of psychotic parents? I mean? And he's of course this

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Speaker 2: is the Guinness Book of World Records. Well sure, which

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Speaker 2: has jumped the shark in my opinion, with some of

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Speaker 2: the dumb stuff they've had.

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Speaker 1: Is that why they gave him two thousand middle names

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Speaker 1: so he could be the Guinness record holder? Because if

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Speaker 1: you do that, you're an idiot.

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Speaker 2: Like he literally posted it. I'm watching it for an hour,

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Speaker 2: an hour and four minutes. Let's see how many people

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Speaker 2: have watched this. How many people have watched this thing?

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Speaker 2: In it our and eighteen thousand views? It's a five

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Speaker 2: days ago, sat there and watched this guy for an

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Speaker 2: hour read off all two thousand of his middle names.

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Speaker 1: I thought the number would be bigger than that. Like,

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Speaker 1: if you're going to get your kid two thousand plus nicknames,

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Speaker 1: you at least want to get over a million views, right,

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Speaker 1: they're at eighteen thousand. Hell, we could put a picture

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Speaker 1: of Allison up there and probably get eighteen thousand. The

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Speaker 1: day you were gone, we put the dedicated camera on Alison,

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Speaker 1: we never got more Facebook likes, YouTube stream likes and

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Speaker 1: the history of the show.

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Speaker 2: How do you feel about that? Alison? Because I feel

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Speaker 2: actually kind of insecure about it.

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Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of bots stop great moments

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Speaker 1: and funny name history.

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Speaker 2: All right, please, this is a save us from this lunatic.

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Speaker 1: Local TV station. And I believe the charlot and you

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Speaker 1: know these local shows in the morning, they do fun

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Speaker 1: birthday greetings, right, you could email in and those so,

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Speaker 1: happy birthday to you. This person got through. The last

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Speaker 1: name was stits sti z uh stits first name Enorma.

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Speaker 1: Take a look at birthdays and anniversaries in the meantime.

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Speaker 1: Happy eightieth birthday to enormous. Happy birthday to you, miss Enorma.

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Speaker 2: I hope you have a wonderful day.

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Speaker 1: You get that joke, Allison, you get that? Oh I

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Speaker 1: got it. Doesn't get any better than this, doesn't, doesn't.

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Speaker 1: I do love how Chipper she was Happy birthday, Enorma.

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Speaker 1: She was being so nice. Enormous, great moments and funny

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Speaker 1: name history. I think this employee at the liquor store

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Speaker 1: speaks for himself. People we spoke with are worried about

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Speaker 1: increased traffic and you're that rude. That includes Hugh Jamius.

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Speaker 1: He works at a liquor store in Garden City that

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Speaker 1: includes Hugh Janus, Huge Janus Nige. How do they let

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Speaker 1: that get by them?

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Speaker 2: What editor, what what director?

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Speaker 1: What news director? Let that get on the air. You

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Speaker 1: have to be a total idiot to let the name

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Speaker 1: Huge Janus on the air, which brings us to great

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Speaker 1: moments in Huge Janus history. We have great moments within

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Speaker 1: great moments we do.

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Speaker 2: And now he present great moments Huge Janus history.

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Speaker 1: On KTLA back in the day. Anyway, Christy and Joe

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Speaker 1: horton the ninth anniversary and Hugh Janis turning ten, we mentioned.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, sorry.

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Speaker 2: It's one of those. It's one of those.

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Speaker 1: I totally felt more than that. Hugh Janiss Janus history,

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Speaker 1: so great moments and funny name history spawned great moments

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Speaker 1: in Huge Janus history. Tearing up, Mike Pence used to

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Speaker 1: sit in this chair.