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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Hammer and Nichel Show.

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Speaker 2: We're getting down to the nitty gritty. We're gonna have

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Speaker 2: ourselves a national championship game tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: But before we get there, we've.

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Speaker 2: Got to find out who's gonna punch their ticket. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so let's get down to it. The matchup we had yesterday,

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Speaker 2: two heavyweights, two guys that could easily win this whole thing.

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Speaker 1: We had Robin Williams.

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Speaker 3: Well, we're looking for alternative fuels. And I found another

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Speaker 3: alternative fuel. And I found it by accident. I was

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Speaker 3: having my morning coffee. And I had my morning coffee

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Speaker 3: for two reasons. One to kickstart my brain, but number

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Speaker 3: two and more importantly, to jump start my calling. More importantly,

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Speaker 3: and the moment I had my morning coffee, it's liked morning. Everybody,

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Speaker 3: fire a home, son, open the bathroom door, open the door,

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Speaker 3: and even the dog's going he's leaking methane. And I went,

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Speaker 3: wait a minute, I'm leaking methane.

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Speaker 1: I'm my own fuel force.

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Speaker 3: How about this for a new car, the new Ford Colon.

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Speaker 1: How about this?

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Speaker 3: Here's the ad me shirt, no pants tube.

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Speaker 1: In my ass. Hi, I'm Robin Williams. I've just had

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Speaker 1: a black bean burrito.

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Speaker 3: That's right, I'm gonna drive all the way from San

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Speaker 3: Francisco to Washington, DC. Yep, the shit the fan and

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Speaker 3: it's powering my car.

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Speaker 1: Won't you join us? Green Go Brown?

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Speaker 4: Come on.

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Speaker 2: So that's Robin Williams taking on the great Eddie Murphy.

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Speaker 3: Anybody got them mothers that would hit you with a shoe.

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Speaker 3: I had a mother that would sew a shoe at

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Speaker 3: you at the drop of a dime and hick you

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Speaker 3: up wherever she was aiming.

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Speaker 1: She would like carry that like a gun. By the

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Speaker 1: time I was like ten, my mother would like Clint Eastwood.

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Speaker 3: With a shoe. Why'd you eat the ice cream.

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Speaker 4: Off the floor?

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Speaker 1: Man? Accurate? You'd be in a supermarket and grabbing cereal

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Speaker 1: off the count of going can we get this? Okay?

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Speaker 2: So Eddie Murphy taking on Robin Williams. I've had Allison

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Speaker 2: crunching every vote the Twitter, which for whatever reason is

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Speaker 2: acting squirrely. But we added up all the votes on Twitter,

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Speaker 2: all the votes on Facebook.

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Speaker 1: What was your tally?

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Speaker 5: This was? I know we keep saying it's close, but

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Speaker 5: my lord, this one's the closest one we've ever had.

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Speaker 5: People are gonna be upset. People are gonna be happy

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Speaker 5: Robin Williams.

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Speaker 1: Williams over Eddie Murphy. He just beat Dave Chappelle and Eddie.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Now we did mention at the end of last segment

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Speaker 5: or last yesterday that we include the whole body of work.

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Speaker 5: So maybe people were also huge fans of more of

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Speaker 5: Robin Williams movies. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Eddie's got some strong movies too, coming to America,

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Speaker 2: Beverly Hills, Cop forty eight Hours, I mean those are strong.

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Speaker 1: Doubt fire though Jumanji. Wow, that's a major upset.

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Speaker 5: I think crazy.

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Speaker 2: So Robin Williams, based on your votes, moving on to

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Speaker 2: the championship game tomorrow, who will he play? So this

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Speaker 2: is the final matchup in the final four here, who

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Speaker 2: will move on to the championship tomorrow?

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Speaker 1: Will it be Man? This is one of my favorites.

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Speaker 2: This is from a great stand up show Bring the Pain,

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Speaker 2: where Chris Rock is talking about former Washington DC crack

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Speaker 2: smoking Mary and Barry.

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Speaker 1: And the million Fan. It was an here you get

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Speaker 1: it man, very bad the million man. You know what

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Speaker 1: that means? Even and I'll find us out. We had

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Speaker 1: a crack handles Ny his job back smoke Quik guys

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Speaker 1: job back. How the hell that happened? I mean, if

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Speaker 1: you get caught fun craig and McDonald's, you can't get

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Speaker 1: your job bad.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 1: They're not gonna trust you around to happen mess sitting

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Speaker 1: as the Hearties. So there's Chris Rock.

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Speaker 2: He is taking on the classic zingers of Rodney Dangerfield.

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Speaker 4: Well, when I was a kid, nobody was nice. I

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Speaker 4: was six years old. I find out there's no such

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Speaker 4: thing as appo baby food. I mean, I nobody was nice.

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Speaker 4: My mother and have a breast fed. Mean, she told

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Speaker 4: me she liked me as a friend.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I mean I hang her up.

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Speaker 4: Well, when I was born, a doctor told my mother

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Speaker 4: I got all I could, but he pulled through anyway.

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Speaker 4: And I mean, I don't got no respect from anyone. Well,

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Speaker 4: last week my house was on fire. My wife told

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Speaker 4: the kids be quiet. You wake up Danny.

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Speaker 2: So you can vote right now again, every vote matters.

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Speaker 2: If you sit out, your favorite is gonna get beat.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe Eddie Murphy got beat. Uh, but we're

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Speaker 2: voting for Chris Rock or Rodney Dangerfield right now. I

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Speaker 2: suggest going to Facebook doing it there, Facebook dot Com,

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Speaker 2: Slash Hammer and Nigel just right in who you want

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Speaker 2: to play in the finals tomorrow or go to Twitter

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Speaker 2: try the poll, but the poll's been acting a little

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Speaker 2: squirrely on Twitter. Do both if you want, do not care.

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Speaker 2: All the votes matter. This is like the state of

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Speaker 2: the state of Illinois. Vote early, vote often, so get

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Speaker 2: your votes in for stand up comedy Madness. The National

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Speaker 2: Championship game is tomorrow. Robin Williams will take on the

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Speaker 2: winner of Chris Rock or Rodney Dangerfield.

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Speaker 1: Who's it going to be?

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Speaker 2: Get those votes in right now at Hammer and Nigel,

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Speaker 2: Facebook and Twitter,