1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:06,439 Speaker 1: Hammer, roses are red, Violet's are blue. Rhyming is dumb. 2 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 2: Like you well me, It's the Hammer and Nigel Show. 3 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 3: Valentine's Day eve here, big romantic weekend. 4 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 2: Ahead of some of us. I guess I'm flying out 5 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 2: of town. I'll be away from my family on Valentine's Day. 6 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 4: Actually, if you can give her. 7 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:32,360 Speaker 5: So. 8 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,159 Speaker 3: Earlier in the week, we decided we're going to have 9 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 3: a little group therapy here. 10 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,480 Speaker 2: We're going to reach out to some of our ex 11 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 2: lovers and. 12 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 4: Find out we meaning you, what it was like. 13 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:44,600 Speaker 2: To date us. 14 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,239 Speaker 3: Now again, nobody wanted to claim Nigel or go on 15 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 3: air with us. 16 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 1: You are you're the wrong tree for that one. 17 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 4: That sounds enough, I think. 18 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 3: But my ex girlfriend Stacy is on the hotline right now, 19 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 3: Miss Stacy. 20 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 1: How are you, dear? 21 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 6: I'm doing well. How are you? 22 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:06,039 Speaker 2: I am very very good. 23 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,320 Speaker 3: Thank you for being a good sport and coming on 24 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 3: the program here. 25 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 1: Nice Stacy. 26 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:15,000 Speaker 7: Just an overall broad question here, like a like a 27 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,320 Speaker 7: from you know, thirty thousand foot Just let us know 28 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 7: what it was like overall to date one. Mister Jason 29 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:24,240 Speaker 7: Allen Hammer. I don't know how old. 30 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 1: You guys were. 31 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 7: I'm sure it was in your twenties, early twenties, things 32 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 7: like that, late teens or late twenties. 33 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:30,039 Speaker 2: What was it like. 34 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,920 Speaker 1: What was the experience like for you? 35 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 7: What emotions, what feelings are being brought to the surface 36 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,399 Speaker 7: now that you're talking to us live on the air. 37 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,039 Speaker 2: Well, it was roumed early days of Bullstate. 38 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 6: It was pretty much hell for me. 39 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 2: But oh, come on, was that that most My parents. 40 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:54,520 Speaker 6: Absolutely loved everybody. Any guy dated absolutely loved him except 41 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 6: for Hammer. 42 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 7: Well, come on, did you get that feeling Hammer when 43 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 7: you would go visit What's what Stacy? 44 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 3: You know what, For the most part, I think I'm 45 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,080 Speaker 3: a parent favorite. But if a family's got different political 46 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,079 Speaker 3: views and they start spewing some bull crap, I got 47 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 3: to speak up a little bit. 48 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 1: Even back then. 49 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,760 Speaker 3: That was an issue back then, Uh, Stacy, what was 50 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 3: the main reason that we're no longer together? 51 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 6: Well, so you were always kind of cocky and just 52 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 6: like always boasted about how well you were in bed. 53 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 6: And I don't know if it was just too much 54 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 6: mad dog or or I don't know what, but you 55 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 6: just didn't stick up to the standards. I mean, yeah, 56 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 6: coupon Lady's got it made. 57 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:42,040 Speaker 3: But oh, I'm sorry, repeat that last line because Nigel 58 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:42,400 Speaker 3: was stupid. 59 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:43,680 Speaker 2: He making fun of me, and I think this is 60 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 2: really important. Allison, get ready to put this in the montage. 61 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 6: Fantastic and coupon lady has it made. 62 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 2: But besides, Wise were fantastic. 63 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,800 Speaker 4: She ended with, but let me just add. 64 00:02:55,720 --> 00:03:00,239 Speaker 7: Anytime there's a butt and too much mad dog, I 65 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,120 Speaker 7: heard be size wise. 66 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 2: I was fantastic that I stopped listening after that. 67 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:09,239 Speaker 3: All Right, my ex girlfriend Stacy is joining us here, 68 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 3: very kind enough to join us here on the Hammer 69 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 3: and Nigel Show. So Stacy, one more time here before 70 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,520 Speaker 3: we let you go, And again, I appreciate you joining us. 71 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 3: I'm happy you're having success, got your own family, all 72 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 3: that kind of stuff. Big picture here. When you think 73 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 3: back about the dating Jason Hammer experience, what comes to. 74 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 4: Mind, Well, you had the mad dog. 75 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 6: I had the boond farm. 76 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 4: So as long as I. 77 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 6: Had that, it was great. 78 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 1: She was self medicated the entire time she was dating. 79 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 2: She drank and tell I was cute. Absolutely well, Stacy. 80 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 2: I appreciate that. 81 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:48,840 Speaker 3: I appreciate you speaking very kindly of my nether region, 82 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 3: and I wish you nothing but success and a great 83 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 3: Valentine's Day weekend. 84 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 2: Tell everybody I said hello, except for your parents. 85 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 5: I absolutely will. 86 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 4: I'm sure they'll be please. 87 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 3: All right, that's my ex girlfriend Stacy Style. 88 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 1: That was great. 89 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 2: All right. 90 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:11,040 Speaker 3: So, now, thanks to the help of the Lemon's family, 91 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 3: I've chased down one of Allison's old boyfriends. Matt joins us. Matt, 92 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:19,840 Speaker 3: welcome to the Hammer and Nigel Show. How are you hey? 93 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 5: I appreciate you having me well, Hi, Matt, Hey, I 94 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 5: miss you. 95 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,719 Speaker 1: Alison. Hope you're doing. 96 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 4: Well, gotcha, buddy. 97 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 3: So Matt tell us what it was like, because everybody 98 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 3: that listens to this program thinks Allison's this sweet, mild mannered, down. 99 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 1: To earth girls. 100 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 3: But I'm willing to bet you've probably got some fun 101 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:43,360 Speaker 3: Allison stories. 102 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, absolutely I would. I would consider her yin 103 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,480 Speaker 5: and yang because yeah, because it's like she always wants 104 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,560 Speaker 5: to do arts and crafts. 105 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 2: Hate me a picture? 106 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,919 Speaker 5: This caller me a picture that I'm like, would you 107 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Speaker 5: just shut up and take off your pants please? 108 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,360 Speaker 4: You can see how we worked out real well. 109 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, she does enjoy some arts and crafts, and you 110 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 3: know what, You've channeled that into a career in the 111 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 3: home and gardenship. 112 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 8: At one point he wanted me to paint him like 113 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,480 Speaker 8: one of his French girls. And that was an interesting night. 114 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 1: Wow. 115 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 3: Tell us a little bit more about your experience of 116 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:19,719 Speaker 3: going out with Alison. 117 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,240 Speaker 2: How long did you guys go out? 118 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 5: Matt Uh, you know, I don't think I ever actually 119 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,040 Speaker 5: took her out because, like I said, you know it 120 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,039 Speaker 5: was you know, she wanted me to do stuff like 121 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:33,479 Speaker 5: go to a pottery barn and you know, do those 122 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,159 Speaker 5: you know, wine and canvas where we painted each other. 123 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 8: I'm like, good lord, container store, don't lie. 124 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:44,279 Speaker 5: Hey, the only container it's the only container. I know 125 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 5: it was when you tried to lock me in the room. 126 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:51,039 Speaker 7: The things guys do for chicks, right, just to try 127 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:54,239 Speaker 7: to get a little something something the containers store. 128 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 1: That's a real store. 129 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,159 Speaker 2: By though, no dude ever wants to go to the 130 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,159 Speaker 2: container store. 131 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 4: Allison didn't, so he wanted to. 132 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:02,000 Speaker 2: He did it for you, and I don't think you 133 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 2: understand that. 134 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,039 Speaker 8: I think he enjoyed it. 135 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 4: I mean organized, I did a lot. 136 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 5: Of things for her. I mean, just sleeping with the 137 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,760 Speaker 5: woman was hell because she starts in her sleep. 138 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 2: Oh, come on, like a grizzly bear. 139 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:16,800 Speaker 8: I think those were from you, my friends, Allison does 140 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:17,480 Speaker 8: not snore. 141 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,760 Speaker 3: She's an angel, Mad, there's no snoring from producer Alison. 142 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? 143 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 7: The demon? 144 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 3: So ultimately, when you look back on your experience of 145 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:34,200 Speaker 3: dating the first lady of the Hammer in Nigel's show here, 146 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 3: what do you think about? 147 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:39,000 Speaker 5: I mean, you know, overall, I would say is a 148 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,880 Speaker 5: positive experience. You know, like then I moved on to 149 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 5: her cousin and oh stop it. 150 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,800 Speaker 4: So that's true, that's true. 151 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:51,599 Speaker 5: But I mean, thank god her cousin doesn't snore and 152 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,719 Speaker 5: I haven't had to paint any pictures of her, so 153 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 5: you know that's yeah, that's a blessing. 154 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,240 Speaker 2: But Alison, I do miss you. I hope you're doing well. 155 00:06:58,360 --> 00:06:59,040 Speaker 4: Sounds like it. 156 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 2: And maybe we. 157 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,040 Speaker 5: Can go to a wining canvas here soon. 158 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,160 Speaker 4: Yeah maybe maybe. 159 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:10,320 Speaker 2: Maybe that's a no. But Matt, we appreciate you being 160 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,160 Speaker 2: a good sport calling into the show. 161 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,120 Speaker 3: I wasn't giving us an insight look at what it's 162 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 3: like to see Allison behind. 163 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,679 Speaker 2: The curtain, so to speak. Thank you, Yeah, no problem, 164 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:21,080 Speaker 2: you guys. 165 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 5: Happy Valentine's Day, Alison. 166 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,320 Speaker 4: Happy Valentine's Day, Matt. Good to hear from you. Buddy. 167 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 7: Reunited and it feels so good, right, Allison, be honest, 168 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,440 Speaker 7: there's a little part of you that misses Matt right. 169 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 2: Just a little bit. 170 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 8: I would like to organize his kitchen better, though, so 171 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,360 Speaker 8: maybe we can go back to the container store and 172 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 8: there you go. He was that, I'll have to ask 173 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 8: my cousin if I can come over first. 174 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,320 Speaker 2: It's the Hammer and Nigel Show.