Speaker 1: The Frames per Second Podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome everybody to the France per Second Podcast. Can it
Speaker 2: be in here? And glad to have everybody with us
Speaker 2: another week. Blackness isn't full of fact with this movie, Spike,
Speaker 2: we're doing a scary movie, uh six, which for whatever
Speaker 2: reason they just call it scary movie, which I don't
Speaker 2: know why they did that.
Speaker 1: I didn't even bother. Look, but is it a rights thing? No,
Speaker 1: they got the rights back, I thought, But.
Speaker 3: Do they get certain rights back to it? Maybe they
Speaker 3: got rights back and have to change it a little bit.
Speaker 1: Possibly, Yeah, maybe they couldn't continue. Yeah, oh, I think lately.
Speaker 4: So I'm not saying this confidently, but I don't think
Speaker 4: that's the way it works. I think if you like,
Speaker 4: if you own let's say, Spike on Trial, you own
Speaker 4: that name and then some and then you lose that
Speaker 4: name once Spike on Trial four happens, and then you
Speaker 4: win it back. I don't think you have to just
Speaker 4: call it Spike on Trial. You can call it Spike
Speaker 4: on Trial seven, eight, nine, ten or whatever.
Speaker 3: Interesting, So do you think it'd be like, you know
Speaker 3: how like Spider Man's like the incredible Spider Man, and
Speaker 3: then you know when it's Amazing Spider Man.
Speaker 1: Or something like that. They changed it because of the no.
Speaker 1: That was probably just to make it not confusing, and
Speaker 1: maybe that's the Maybe that's it too. But I thought,
Speaker 1: I thought.
Speaker 4: When Scream came back, I didn't they didn't one of
Speaker 4: them just call itself Scream again, and then people just
Speaker 4: automatically just started calling it Scream five or I don't remember.
Speaker 4: I thought when when Scream went away and came back.
Speaker 1: I think it's the same rights. I think it's the
Speaker 1: same people.
Speaker 5: Though maybe it's a Wayne's brother's thing too. Maybe they
Speaker 5: want to differentiate the one they didn't be something like that.
Speaker 3: All I'm saying it could be something like that. That's
Speaker 3: the only thing that made sense to me.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's yeah. I didn't even realize it though.
Speaker 4: Be quite honest, there was another movie that did that.
Speaker 4: I just can't think of what it was now, but
Speaker 4: there was another movie that did that where it left
Speaker 4: for a while, then it came back and it just
Speaker 4: called itself.
Speaker 1: And furious to do they did that. Yeah, but they're
Speaker 1: adding something to differ, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah they did.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe this could be based on just you know,
Speaker 2: the whole idea behind the movie like symbolically like them
Speaker 2: just fresh form and going back to the beginning.
Speaker 1: Maybe they just didn't think about it, they had.
Speaker 2: To think about it, but either way, it goes scary
Speaker 2: movie Sits directed by Michael tois written and produced by
Speaker 2: Marlon Wayne, Sean Ways, Keenan, Ivan Wains, and Rick Alvarez.
Speaker 1: Whoever the hell? That is.
Speaker 2: About an hour thirty six minutes total, so quick? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: which movie like this? You can't spend a lot of time,
Speaker 2: you know, uh, you know doing.
Speaker 1: Something like this.
Speaker 2: Uh but pretty successful though, you know, and this is
Speaker 2: twenty six years after the original. But yeah, they are
Speaker 2: forty two milimes.
Speaker 1: The opening, so yeah, theaters was a pack.
Speaker 3: And I don't know if it was like because of
Speaker 3: this and he Man coming out, but yeah, theaters was
Speaker 3: pretty pack.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
Speaker 5: When I went to go get my seats, it was
Speaker 5: like three lefts and I got in there. I got
Speaker 5: to the movies like ten minutes early, but it was
Speaker 5: only one person sitting in there and the seat that
Speaker 5: I selected was right next to him, So me and
Speaker 5: him the only.
Speaker 1: Two people and knees and ship.
Speaker 5: It was so awkward because we was the only two
Speaker 5: people in the theater made a friend and I had
Speaker 5: to say something. I'm like, well, this is awkward, saying
Speaker 5: like jokingly. We talked for like three or four said yeah,
Speaker 5: I was thinking right right, I was talking about I
Speaker 5: was walking up the steps to my seat. I'm like,
Speaker 5: I know this ain't the only fucking person in just
Speaker 5: sitting here next to you.
Speaker 1: I see other people came in. Yes, other people started
Speaker 1: coming in.
Speaker 2: So something that made sense did make time. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's how it is in forty x fortys. You have
Speaker 2: no room between the person.
Speaker 1: That's which is crazy because of the experience, right, yep, yeah,
Speaker 1: So I don't like it.
Speaker 5: I'm used to, you know, having I try to sit
Speaker 5: where ain't nobody yet when I went in my seats.
Speaker 2: So apparently I didn't know this, but they lost control
Speaker 2: of the IP. I didn't notice until the movie, and
Speaker 2: then they continued without them for three, four and five,
Speaker 2: and then they got back together for this one.
Speaker 1: Did anybody watch three? Four of five? They all blend
Speaker 1: together for me.
Speaker 5: I think I might have seen three, or maybe I
Speaker 5: know I didn'tchieve one five.
Speaker 1: Though I didn't.
Speaker 2: I only yeah, I don't know if I seen I
Speaker 2: think I have seen three I don't know if I've
Speaker 2: seen four or five either.
Speaker 1: Now I'm kind of curious. But anyway, I've.
Speaker 3: Never watched these, uh all the way through. I've always
Speaker 3: just kind of seen them on TV and might be
Speaker 3: catching somewhere in the middle.
Speaker 1: I've never sat through a whole one. Did we do one? Hmm?
Speaker 1: We did?
Speaker 5: We are did the first one? We did the first one? Yeah,
Speaker 5: we did it for like a patron.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I think that was the first time
Speaker 1: I had watched one all the way through.
Speaker 3: Really, I don't know, I just I just I've never
Speaker 3: I won't say never. I'm not a big fan of.
Speaker 1: Like it just like spoof movies.
Speaker 3: I'm not always like Airplane and Naka Gun Naked Gun
Speaker 3: and all that stuff. Like, I've just never, Like I
Speaker 3: used to like those back in the eighties and stuff,
Speaker 3: but as I got older, just too ridiculous. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Some of them could be good, like I'm Gonna get
Speaker 3: you sucker, you know, and stuff like that, but.
Speaker 1: But yeah, did you enjoy it? No, damn, I did
Speaker 1: not enjoy it. Uh. The jokes just didn't hit for me.
Speaker 1: They just didn't land. It just uh, I think I
Speaker 1: like when.
Speaker 3: You're not trying hard to be funny and you're just
Speaker 3: like kind of naturally funny, like something that's just like
Speaker 3: like I was laughing more so at the side comments
Speaker 3: than the intentional jokes or whatever, like something would happen
Speaker 3: just that probably shouldn't have been as funny, and I
Speaker 3: would laugh at that part the stuff that they were
Speaker 3: obviously trying to joke about.
Speaker 1: I just didn't laugh, damn.
Speaker 3: And I thought I couldn't wait to get you guys
Speaker 3: think me because I thought maybe I'm just older, older,
Speaker 3: or just like not grumpy, but like just I don't
Speaker 3: know what the right word is, but cynical, no, not cynical,
Speaker 3: no anti black black lives matter, Rod, And it's just
Speaker 3: it's like it's.
Speaker 1: Just it's like like a stand up comedian.
Speaker 3: You know how you see your stand up comedian they're
Speaker 3: trying to be funny and not they're not always funny.
Speaker 3: That's what it felt like, damn. And you know how
Speaker 3: you trying to make yourself live type of thing, like
Speaker 3: just to be polite, trying to be polite or just
Speaker 3: you're just making yourself live. That's what it felt like.
Speaker 3: In a lot of scenes, and I was just like,
Speaker 3: but but other people in the theater was just like,
Speaker 3: oh my god. You thought you would have thought this
Speaker 3: is the funniest sit in the world. I was like,
Speaker 3: all right, maybe it's just me. So I was really
Speaker 3: curious to see what you guys thought. But yeah, because
Speaker 3: of that, the movie's supposed to be funny, and it
Speaker 3: just wasn't funny.
Speaker 1: For damn, were you making yourself live.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't making myself laugh, but I maybe laugh like
Speaker 5: three or four times. I think I'm kind of a
Speaker 5: raw here. It wouldn't. It's the previews made it seem
Speaker 5: like it was gonna be a lot more edgier and
Speaker 5: funnier than it was. They did a good job with
Speaker 5: the preview, but once I got in the movie, it
Speaker 5: was like I saw this in the preview, like it wouldn't.
Speaker 5: The jokes didn't land. I agree with you, they didn't.
Speaker 5: It was the side jokes that land. And to your point, also,
Speaker 5: the guy that I sitting next to he asked me
Speaker 5: what her expects to the movie.
Speaker 1: I said, I think it'll be fine.
Speaker 5: I think it's gonna be amazing, man, And he was, like,
Speaker 5: you said, laughing his ass off at certain points to
Speaker 5: the movie is right. So a lot of people, I
Speaker 5: think expectations were high for this. So they were like
Speaker 5: forcing the laughs and shit because he was laughing a
Speaker 5: shit and I was like, bro, it wasn't trying to get.
Speaker 3: And I was wondering if, like some of those people
Speaker 3: were high, because I think people go to the movies, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they gotta be high something like maybe I need to
Speaker 3: hit a blood or something.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, this is not funny. I don't know
Speaker 1: what's going on. I was like, this is not funny
Speaker 1: to me, and I felt I felt like I was
Speaker 1: something was wrong with me. I like it, damn.
Speaker 5: But it's like that too with stand ups, like like
Speaker 5: some people be dying laughing and some.
Speaker 1: People like, well that was funny. Like that's how it
Speaker 1: was in there. Yeah, I was in different. It was cool.
Speaker 1: It was just okay, Like.
Speaker 4: Y'all sound like some haters. Y'all sound like some haters.
Speaker 4: This earned every bit of that twenty percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 1: Every bit of it what you did there. I wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna do this. I'm gonna do it anyway. I bet
Speaker 1: y'all wish you to vote for he man.
Speaker 4: Huh he man's getting rave reviews, people coming out that
Speaker 4: motherfucker talk about Man, this shit was great.
Speaker 1: I can't relate.
Speaker 4: I was so mad at you all many Oh my god,
Speaker 4: I'm Spike. I think I laughed three times maybe, and
Speaker 4: that's generous. And it wasn't even like a hearty laugh.
Speaker 4: It was like, oh, that was funny.
Speaker 3: So it's not just okay. I felt so much better.
Speaker 3: I really thought it was me. I was just like, man,
Speaker 3: I guess the word I was looking for. I ain't
Speaker 3: want to say it, but I don't know other way
Speaker 3: to say it, but tight ass.
Speaker 1: I thought I was just.
Speaker 3: Being tight ass about it, like yeah, I'm just like,
Speaker 3: it's just not funny.
Speaker 4: I think you hit the nail on the he and
Speaker 4: when you said uh, they were trying way too hard
Speaker 4: to be funny.
Speaker 1: It did not feel natural.
Speaker 4: It was it was second third grade jokes, which I love,
Speaker 4: poop fart jokes, dick.
Speaker 1: Jokes, but jokes. I love that type of ship. I'm
Speaker 1: ready for jackass.
Speaker 4: But this it was just like, come on, really, you
Speaker 4: thought that was funny, like y'all wrote that scene out
Speaker 4: and you thought this is gonna get them. No, No,
Speaker 4: this was this was awful but it got saying, no,
Speaker 4: oh wow, I was on Memorial.
Speaker 5: You know mine was more tight as I. So you
Speaker 5: said that your theater was laughing. Yeah, I went to
Speaker 5: Where did I go to see that? At I was?
Speaker 5: I was in cop So. I was in coin of
Speaker 5: that little a MC prime time thing and yeah, it
Speaker 5: was last one. It was like little white kids, and.
Speaker 1: I was just about the last year it was white kids.
Speaker 1: White kids. They don't laugh at anything with black people. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, you know what I'm thinking.
Speaker 3: And it just made me feel even more like they're
Speaker 3: just laughing. I went, I didn't go to South Lake.
Speaker 1: Oh clearly, clearly there was white people there. He didn't
Speaker 1: go side. Oh yah, that's why I'm confused. I was up.
Speaker 5: I was at the office. So I went to Phipps. Okay,
Speaker 5: yeah yeah, Phipps.
Speaker 3: And mine was all black and they were like oh
Speaker 3: yeah yeah yeah. But and I had two black ladies
Speaker 3: next to me. But I feel like they were hot,
Speaker 3: Like you know what I'm saying. I feel like they
Speaker 3: intentionally came in there. People gotta be hot.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I felt like they were. I didn't
Speaker 1: think because it was just like they were just laughing.
Speaker 1: I mean nothing, a little too hard, A little too hard,
Speaker 1: I hear.
Speaker 3: I was just like they probably had some gummies or
Speaker 3: something before they came in.
Speaker 1: I wish I had taken a gummy.
Speaker 2: Probably, yeah, it probably would accentuated the movie, I don't think,
Speaker 2: because there is a wide gap between the critics and
Speaker 2: the audience. So the critics is like twenty or thirty percent,
Speaker 2: audiences like it's the seventh Oh no, not sixty seven.
Speaker 2: Around seventy percent.
Speaker 1: They lying that's the whole way, and his family going
Speaker 1: and they're voting. I don't think so. And I was
Speaker 1: glad you said your audience.
Speaker 2: Your crowd was laughing, yours were laughing, and mine was
Speaker 2: laughing too, because I understand the gripes that you guys have.
Speaker 2: I think, having watched so many different versions of scary movie,
Speaker 2: you already know what to anticipate, so you already know
Speaker 2: the jokes, You already know the setups and all this
Speaker 2: other stuff. So I did laugh. I laughed more than
Speaker 2: three or four times, but not all the stuff hit
Speaker 2: because you see it, you already know it. So the
Speaker 2: expectations already set, so you can see the setup for
Speaker 2: the joke, and you already know what the punchline is
Speaker 2: going to be, you know, it's going back to your
Speaker 2: comedian reference. So that's what it was for me. But
Speaker 2: there were a few I can't remember what there were.
Speaker 2: There were a few moments where I did laughing. I
Speaker 2: thought the joke was funny, and there were moments where
Speaker 2: I thought the joke was funny even though I didn't laugh.
Speaker 2: And what I mean by that is it's funny for
Speaker 2: other people that probably don't watch a lot of comedy,
Speaker 2: smooth parodies and stuff like that, so for them, they
Speaker 2: probably haven't seen a lot of it. So it was
Speaker 2: just catching the mak guard. That's a good point.
Speaker 5: It was too predictable, like they walked you right in
Speaker 5: us who like, okay, yeah I saw that coming. Yeah
Speaker 5: that way. It did take a lot from him. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but I honestly was really surprised.
Speaker 1: So did I like it?
Speaker 2: Let me get to that. You've seen the one. You
Speaker 2: see them all. So I didn't dislike it. I didn't
Speaker 2: particularly like it, you know, I was just like, it's
Speaker 2: all right, you know, but I didn't hate it because
Speaker 2: I already knew what the movie was, so so it
Speaker 2: was just like all right, nah, I did.
Speaker 1: Mike was like, damn, I wondered, Man, that's that's that's
Speaker 1: all I was thinking the whole time, trying to push it.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, I was the one saying, yo,
Speaker 1: y'all don't want to do human Spike. I was the
Speaker 1: wrong question for fucking he Man. I was too. I
Speaker 1: was too ro We voted. You voted for scary movie.
Speaker 1: You sure did for you men, we voted for I
Speaker 1: was the only one voting for. Man, I lost one.
Speaker 5: I was trying well. I remember giving an official voters
Speaker 5: to know. I think he stopped that king.
Speaker 1: I think that he didn't know because you voted. We
Speaker 1: voted it was scary movie.
Speaker 4: Ro.
Speaker 1: I remember this is the third week in the row
Speaker 1: you've done this. I remember your week. Yes, he was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't do that, didn't do that, Yes you did.
Speaker 1: What's the did this say?
Speaker 3: He would?
Speaker 1: I know? I thought he would. I thought he would.
Speaker 4: Here's the third time you keep voting for like I
Speaker 4: didn't say that, trying to push.
Speaker 5: We watching you, and I'll tell you what happened, and
Speaker 5: I'll tell you how it can tell you.
Speaker 1: I happened now, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I was going to be the last person to vote,
Speaker 2: and I was like, because I always say I can
Speaker 2: watch anything, So I want you guys to pick what
Speaker 2: you want to prefer to watch and I'll just go
Speaker 2: watch it. And Jalen was like, don't wait, don't wait,
Speaker 2: because you were just sitting there like you're doing that.
Speaker 1: And I was like, forget it.
Speaker 2: I'll just go and I said, I said, scary movie
Speaker 2: and then you follow up with scary movie.
Speaker 3: I said, I think this is what I said. I said,
Speaker 3: I think scared movie probably is the is the better,
Speaker 3: It's probably the better. Uh pick, I said, but what
Speaker 3: can we do?
Speaker 1: He Man?
Speaker 3: I still pushing for you. I'm still pushing for he Man.
Speaker 3: So I was like, well, can we do it on
Speaker 3: this day? Can we do it on this day? And
Speaker 3: he was like, well, we got this available next month.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it'll be too late to do it. That's
Speaker 3: why I'm like, I really wanted to do he man,
Speaker 3: but I was just like, I mean, I guess scary
Speaker 3: movie is the probably the better one.
Speaker 1: So you voted against your best interest?
Speaker 5: Yeah basically yeah, but you're still voting for scary blockey
Speaker 5: because I felt like that would have been no matter.
Speaker 1: I don't trum because because he was saying that he
Speaker 1: Man is not gonna do will and all that, and
Speaker 1: I was just like, all right, always, it's just that's
Speaker 1: all I'm saying.
Speaker 5: So for me, I really wanted he Man, but he
Speaker 5: was just like, well, he Man is not gonna do
Speaker 5: the numbers.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, well, I guess scary movie
Speaker 1: will be the better one.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to see some ignorant shit. But I
Speaker 2: was really torn, and so I didn't know. But yes,
Speaker 2: when I was watching, I was like, I was just
Speaker 2: thinking about you. I was like, damn, like this movie
Speaker 2: isn't like watching. I was like, Damn, this ain't really
Speaker 2: hitting in the way.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I think I'm thinking watching this.
Speaker 2: Movie about you guys, and I'm like, man, they ain't
Speaker 2: gonna like this shit, and this is gonna be a
Speaker 2: bad review because they ain't gonna like it. And also
Speaker 2: Mike's will be like damn, I wanted to watch he Man,
Speaker 2: so he's gonna be.
Speaker 4: Extra my homeboy that doesn't like anything, and I mean
Speaker 4: anything anything that comes out. He's like, this shit sucks.
Speaker 4: It could be the best movie ever made. It's terrible.
Speaker 4: He fucking posted Oh Man, he Man was great. He
Speaker 4: called me you need to go see Man. It's fun.
Speaker 4: This dude doesn't believe in fun. He said, this is
Speaker 4: a fun movie and it hits all the right notes.
Speaker 4: I was cursing y'all so fucking hard yesterday. I was like, God, damn,
Speaker 4: I wanted to watch him.
Speaker 3: Said he Man was in forty I wanted to watch
Speaker 3: him man. That's why I send it to the tech
Speaker 3: the thread, like, yo, we got he Man in forty X.
Speaker 3: I went, I saw a scary movie and he Man
Speaker 3: the same day I did too. Same day I went
Speaker 3: and saw a scary movie earlier that day, and later
Speaker 3: that night I went to There You Go the same.
Speaker 5: Thursday for I went Thursday, you went to the tenth
Speaker 5: third thirty was in ten thirty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was in ten thirty. Y'all remember Con? Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I couldn't remember his name, so I was about this.
Speaker 2: He was walking away from him. I was about I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I don't remember his name. That's fucked up.
Speaker 3: Damn, damn it just I'm forgetting a lot of stuff lately.
Speaker 3: But yeah, but we see real. But yeah, I saw
Speaker 3: Con too. He was walking out. I thought it was
Speaker 3: him because I just, you know, yeah, because I so
Speaker 3: y'all didn't speak. He spoke to me when I was
Speaker 3: walking up because I got there like twenty some minutes afterwards.
Speaker 3: So I was on the top. In age sixteen, I
Speaker 3: was in the Middleka.
Speaker 1: Did you see the do you stay to the end credits? Yep? Yep?
Speaker 1: Oh damn, I didn't miss each other then. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's weird. I don't know. I stay to the credit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw the movie. Jayalen's pointed only did thirty many,
Speaker 1: so it was a flop.
Speaker 2: He man, Oh, yeah, I look, I watched the movie.
Speaker 1: You're gonna say what I think about it? You didn't
Speaker 1: gonna see it?
Speaker 4: No, I didn't have time. I can't do two movies
Speaker 4: in a week. That's why I was mad at y'a
Speaker 4: because y'all made me see this bullshit.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to say.
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna say anything but yeah, or whether you
Speaker 2: see it first, but if your friend or no, your
Speaker 2: friend told you what he thought about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. All my friends and they were all like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's great, go see it. It's fun, you might like it.
Speaker 1: I think the motherfuckers I hated it. Didn't grow up
Speaker 1: with he man, I grew up with him. Man. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say I hated it. Well, clearly didn't like it. Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, let's move on. I'll put it to this
Speaker 1: way and yeah, let's move on. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, I think after watching movie, and basically what the
Speaker 2: whole plot is about is basically them getting the rights
Speaker 2: to Scare movie back and they just brought in the
Speaker 2: young people and killed them all at the end. I
Speaker 2: think there's not really a lot to talk about in
Speaker 2: terms of the plot, but.
Speaker 1: I did so.
Speaker 2: I found this article's on Vulture and they basically went
Speaker 2: through all of the.
Speaker 1: Movies that it spoofed.
Speaker 2: So and if you guys can think of something that
Speaker 2: major laugh, feel free to chime.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: And I think the way they did this it kind
Speaker 2: of went in the order of the movie too. So
Speaker 2: they did how many movies did they say it did?
Speaker 5: And it's been it's been thirteen years since five. It's
Speaker 5: been thirteen years since five.
Speaker 1: So they did Scream the twenty twenty two version film.
Speaker 1: So that's the one that that reclaimed this title. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the Tianna Taylor intro.
Speaker 2: Right, No, well, yeah, yeah, it started with Tianna Taylor
Speaker 2: and they did scream Sits with Tianna Taylor. Oh that scream, Yeah,
Speaker 2: scream Sits and Scream Forward Tianna Taylor.
Speaker 4: I thought they were spoofing the Jada the other Scream
Speaker 4: where it opens up with the girl in the on
Speaker 4: the date or whatever.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: I thought that was that was the one. It was
Speaker 3: one of the recent ones. Like remember she had on
Speaker 3: the yellow dress. She was at the bar and she
Speaker 3: had to go into the alley.
Speaker 1: That was Taylor. You know what I'm saying is Tianna
Speaker 1: Taylor was was spoofing Scream.
Speaker 4: But I thought you were saying she was spoofing the
Speaker 4: Scream that had Tianna Taylor in it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, No, she was in the one. That's why I
Speaker 1: was confused.
Speaker 4: I was on That's what I thought you were saying.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't remember being in the screening.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, So just for anybody else that's confused, Tianna
Speaker 3: Taylor is spoofing the one that one of the latest
Speaker 3: ones where the girl was in the bar with a
Speaker 3: yellow dress on and went into.
Speaker 1: The I think is who that was?
Speaker 2: And that is I think that was Scream six R
Speaker 2: and uh they also, so that whole opening scene was
Speaker 2: Scream four six seven and the twenty twenty tu Scream,
Speaker 2: and that's when Tuesday came in.
Speaker 1: Whoever this Tuesday person is, I know the name. It's
Speaker 1: the girl that plays Tuesday.
Speaker 4: No, no, they're they're spoofing the fact that it was
Speaker 4: Jenna Ortega that played in the last one, but she
Speaker 4: played Wednesday. Yeah, they really, they really thought this was
Speaker 4: funny by calling her. They called her Tuesday. That's why
Speaker 4: she looked like Wednesday from the Adams Family.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I didn't get that at all. It wasn't funny.
Speaker 1: She was the actress. No, it wasn't the same actress.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I'm saying they were spoofing. I'm just
Speaker 4: gonna misunderstand you all day.
Speaker 1: That's me. That was me. Okay, never mind, damn, never mind.
Speaker 1: That was on me. Never mind. Okay, we're saying the
Speaker 1: same thing. I know, but I'm just understanding it wrong
Speaker 1: and saying something wrong back. You're probably confused, all right, No, No,
Speaker 1: I got it now.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah I thought they were. I think there's a
Speaker 2: show called Tuesday. There's a show called Wednesday. Never mind
Speaker 2: with Adams Family girl. Yeah, maybe there is a show.
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 5: I think he's thinking about Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Just confused everybody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hold on, there's a movie called Tuesday. It's actually
Speaker 4: unbelievably good.
Speaker 1: This is good. But I don't know if there's a show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well it doesn't matter if they Yeah, I
Speaker 2: just missed that one man, that's fine. So yeah, so
Speaker 2: they did that with my abs got out and the
Speaker 2: whole thing, the cool thing.
Speaker 5: It's like too much. Yeah, it was the thriller thing.
Speaker 5: I was like, even if they did that, that would
Speaker 5: have been that. I don't think that would have I
Speaker 5: would have hit either.
Speaker 2: And I don't think people laughed at this one as
Speaker 2: much they.
Speaker 1: Laughed at some of the other stuff.
Speaker 6: People laughed in my theater at the abs on abs joke,
Speaker 6: but with the nice b Yeah that's crazy stupid. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I ca't front. Actually I did laugh when the dude
Speaker 6: rolled up on the scooter. I did laugh a little bit.
Speaker 4: That was I didn't laugh, but I saw how that
Speaker 4: could be. It was that was a chuckle laugh. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was like, all right, that was kind of funny.
Speaker 2: The timing and pacing of it was good. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: did it. Yeah, could expect.
Speaker 1: These gangs, electric scoo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it was like, oh, yeah, I got it,
Speaker 2: something mixed up or whatever. Yeah, it was a chuckle.
Speaker 2: I think I did chuckle at that. And then they
Speaker 2: did uh of course Scream seven and you got the core.
Speaker 1: For they burned down the house.
Speaker 2: Uh and that was the stud marker's house.
Speaker 1: Uh So anyway, that's what I was trying to figure
Speaker 1: out what that was.
Speaker 4: I didn't know if that was centers or something you
Speaker 4: talk about the end or that's what he's talking about.
Speaker 1: That was them was the best part of the whole movie.
Speaker 4: Ship her name walking, God, damn like that.
Speaker 1: I think that was real. I don't think that was really.
Speaker 4: I mean, if her booty still looks like that at
Speaker 4: that age, I don't think who does.
Speaker 5: I think it does well, good for her benefit of
Speaker 5: the death, good for her.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, she probably does. It probably does
Speaker 1: look good, but I think it was still was fake,
Speaker 1: if that makes sense. Damn. Do you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You hating on Regina? You know what I'm saying. They
Speaker 1: covered it up because maybe she didn't want to show
Speaker 1: her I think she did this sport. I think she
Speaker 1: would have did it.
Speaker 5: I don't know show Regina Hall, I do it too.
Speaker 5: I think she I think she got the person out
Speaker 5: of what she has she ever done that thought it
Speaker 5: was funny.
Speaker 4: I mean it was just their booties. I don't think
Speaker 4: that's that big of a deal. Like, I don't think
Speaker 4: she was so brassed anything like that.
Speaker 1: I don't remember this. You remember what at the end
Speaker 1: when they burned the house down, they were walking in
Speaker 1: this movie.
Speaker 4: Yes, they burnt the house down and was walking and
Speaker 4: Sean was like, oh, I kind of like it.
Speaker 1: And then they ferries or something. No, all of that
Speaker 1: burned off.
Speaker 5: They weren't running, they were She was walking nice and
Speaker 5: they were walking away from the house.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe you missed the best moment of the
Speaker 1: whole I swear I was coming here and sound was
Speaker 1: like the best part was nobody even laughed.
Speaker 4: The whole theater was silent, and we were like, God, really, okay,
Speaker 4: good for her?
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn, yeah, I missed that. They have been a
Speaker 1: booty double.
Speaker 4: Then maybe it was a booty double. I don't know,
Speaker 4: but it still looked either way it was. It was
Speaker 4: a nice little moment.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: So they did Halloween in twenty eighteen. Uh, so Cindy's
Speaker 2: like Jamie Lee Curtis. Then they did Final Destination blood lines.
Speaker 1: That was not funny. I don't remember what was the reference.
Speaker 4: Roller Coast stuff falling the whole the whole part the
Speaker 4: theme park was Final Destination.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and everything was falling apart.
Speaker 2: I think they've asked something like where you go, whether
Speaker 2: the thrill least death or something like that they wrote,
Speaker 2: and then after that they went to uh, then the
Speaker 2: guy said, I survived this corners. We saw that. Everybody
Speaker 2: knew it was gonna happen. And then they went to
Speaker 2: the house. So you remember the house. Yeah, where they
Speaker 2: went to the house and she had the whole house
Speaker 2: booby trap.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, review the reviews, but I watched it though
Speaker 5: it was actually a good time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So they did that, So that's when didn't worth
Speaker 2: for y'allo.
Speaker 3: With all the locks and stuff like that, Like that's
Speaker 3: supposed to be funny, but it's just not.
Speaker 1: But it's been done. I feel like this thing has
Speaker 1: been spoofed before.
Speaker 3: Many times, like all the extra locks, and that was
Speaker 3: definitely in the South Central I'm sure that was like
Speaker 3: one of those movies and some other movies.
Speaker 1: I feel like they've done it probably probably so.
Speaker 4: Like I don't know, it was just it was just
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Speaker 2: And that was the other thing when I was watching,
Speaker 2: because they got they did some movies that I don't
Speaker 2: think people would catch the reference, like when we watch
Speaker 2: scary movie.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, a lot of the horror.
Speaker 2: Movie was sort of mainstream, and now the movies now
Speaker 2: have kind of sort of become niche to a certain degree.
Speaker 1: So I was.
Speaker 5: Wondering how people would keep up with some of the references,
Speaker 5: but they did.
Speaker 2: I know what you did last summer from twenty twenty five,
Speaker 2: which was a throway joke.
Speaker 1: They did ma which I don't know if anybody has
Speaker 1: seen that. We reviewed it. Okay, yeah I wasn't. That
Speaker 1: could have been funny, but it wasn't.
Speaker 4: So what moment was that the hair She had the
Speaker 4: same haircut as Octavia Spencer and.
Speaker 5: Was saying that she's getting high school kids drunks, right,
Speaker 5: she said, he said, it's given Octavia Spencer, the little girl.
Speaker 5: What was when she was dropping she pulled up in
Speaker 5: the truck with the rims on it and banging the
Speaker 5: loud music.
Speaker 1: Her daughter told her she was being ratchet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh the hair cut, and she was like a cool,
Speaker 5: cool mom or whatever.
Speaker 4: That's what she didn't she did that she sort of
Speaker 4: you should you should watch Mama is actually pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's not bad at all. We already talked
Speaker 2: about Wednesdays. So they did the Wednesday thing where Tuesday
Speaker 2: is start a little at General Ortega.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, so y'all already talked about that. And then
Speaker 1: they did sinners. This part was funny. This part was okay, okay,
Speaker 1: this part was okay to get that bullshit, I'm not
Speaker 1: gating no more.
Speaker 5: That was funny too, because that's that was a mean right,
Speaker 5: that was a real life story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the two thousand delivered. That's that guy.
Speaker 4: The preachers, that's what they were referencing. I was just
Speaker 4: waiting for them to say I've been delivered. It was like,
Speaker 4: all right, bro, like we saw this joke coming.
Speaker 5: You ran a little too long. It ran too long.
Speaker 5: But Dean Cole was funny and it's the pastor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want you to come and I'm gonna come
Speaker 4: to we don't come together.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, man, that's a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The theater was cracking at this. They were like whoa.
Speaker 1: When they started dancing, though, I actually did stout laughing.
Speaker 1: That ran a little too long for me. The dance
Speaker 1: apart no time. That was great. Yeah. Yeah, you got
Speaker 1: all the guys going up doing that. Remember them dancing
Speaker 1: that long? They didn't like, it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: Maybe you want to get a little too Maybe Rob
Speaker 4: wanted to shake a tail feather real quickly.
Speaker 1: These are not booty doubles.
Speaker 4: No, it was definitely a booty because I kept thinking,
Speaker 4: I was like, my assholes.
Speaker 1: I was like that guy seems queer in some way. Oh,
Speaker 1: the one that will the guys in the audience. They
Speaker 1: were cut to him. I was like, oh, yeah, they
Speaker 1: did see that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, maybe I'm an asshole. But then when
Speaker 4: the music started and they started working, I was like, oh, okay.
Speaker 2: It was the play into the whole bit if I'm delivered,
Speaker 2: So they were supposed to be delivered too.
Speaker 1: And they weren't delivered. But yeah, he yeah, he kept
Speaker 1: going that's funny. They did get out. That wasn't funny. Okay,
Speaker 1: why would you? Why would you spoof a movie that's
Speaker 1: like ten years old? And they went way too far?
Speaker 2: But I don't know. And that's when he fell into
Speaker 2: to the seat and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't like this one.
Speaker 4: And then the anime thing or the kop I didn't
Speaker 4: really get it because I haven't seen K Pop Demon hunter.
Speaker 2: People were laughing and they just couldn't believe they did
Speaker 2: K Pop Demon Hunters. That was one of the ones
Speaker 2: that I was concerned about it. I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know if black people I didn't get we'll get
Speaker 2: this one. Even though I know K Pop Hunters was
Speaker 2: a huge hit, I didn't know how hit, how popular
Speaker 2: it was among black.
Speaker 4: People or at least the audience that crosses over with
Speaker 4: going to see that far too.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I didn't get it, and I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that one was what was the part where oh,
Speaker 1: never mind, we haven't gotten there yet. I remember, now,
Speaker 1: go ahead, uh terrified? Three? That's right? Did you like
Speaker 1: that one?
Speaker 4: I did not like them putting art in this, but
Speaker 4: there was one part that actually made me laugh out
Speaker 4: loud pretty hard, which and I did feel kind of
Speaker 4: weird laughing at it, but because when I repeated it
Speaker 4: back to my girlfriend, she was like, you laughed at that?
Speaker 1: But they were handing out body parts.
Speaker 4: And the little girl had this shit was funny, right,
Speaker 4: the little girl had the balls?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm an laugh anytime a little kid has a curse.
Speaker 4: It didn't have to be balls. If it was like
Speaker 4: a hand or a finger and she just went, what
Speaker 4: the fuck? I would have still laughed because I wasn't
Speaker 4: laughing at the balls. It was just the way the
Speaker 4: little girls said, what the fuck she threw it?
Speaker 1: I had to be a little black girl though that
Speaker 1: said what the fucker? Had the balls? Both? She did both.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I think in these Epstein times it was probably
Speaker 4: pretty distasteful to have any little kids with any kind
Speaker 4: of balls, because they could have gave her any appendage,
Speaker 4: and I think it would have still been funny.
Speaker 1: But I think they were trying to go there.
Speaker 4: It's just hell, don't know, kids with with genitalia is
Speaker 4: usually not very funny. You might just want to skip
Speaker 4: those jokes. But little kids cursing. I always find it
Speaker 4: funny little kids and old people cursing.
Speaker 2: And I think, so, I get what you're saying, right,
Speaker 2: but scary movie has room to do this because people
Speaker 2: go in, they they're gonna be distasteful, offensive, etc.
Speaker 1: Just sounded like the roaster Kevin Hart roast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but's been doing this for years though.
Speaker 1: It's just what they're known for.
Speaker 4: But it's a little bit over the line. It's a
Speaker 4: little bit over the ones with genitals and I know.
Speaker 5: But yeah, so yeah, this one was was so that
Speaker 5: was actually Art?
Speaker 1: Oh it looked like him, he did, Like I was like, man,
Speaker 1: they got like it was just like him.
Speaker 5: They got the makeup and everything. It was probably really close. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so yeah, I was wondering who was Art? The terrified
Speaker 5: Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: Okay, the dude that took the video of and sent
Speaker 1: it to yall. What's it him?
Speaker 4: No, it's the same person Terrified as a horror film. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's talking about the dude he saw on the side
Speaker 4: of I know he's.
Speaker 1: Talking about you know.
Speaker 2: And I think this was like we just this was
Speaker 2: one of the ones. I was like, I don't know
Speaker 2: how many people have seen Terrified, like Spike.
Speaker 5: So I thought it was a dude from the movie
Speaker 5: we seen he was skating.
Speaker 1: Oh that's who. I thought it was black. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought it was black. They don't even look. I mean
Speaker 1: that supposed had instead up top. God, that's funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but but I think that they were smart though.
Speaker 2: It's like, look, I don't know if people are going
Speaker 2: to get the reference, but Terrify is this cult hit.
Speaker 1: It was worth a yeah. Yeah, so let's do it.
Speaker 1: Let's not stay here long.
Speaker 2: Let's just do a quick bit and then for those
Speaker 2: that get it cool everybody else, you know, uh, maybe
Speaker 2: that was what what.
Speaker 1: The joke was for them, that sh it was funny, man.
Speaker 3: So they did smile. Anybody seem smile that it wasn't funny.
Speaker 3: I hadn't seen smile, but I saw enough previews to
Speaker 3: know that.
Speaker 5: It wasn't funny. It was this one wasn't funny. They
Speaker 5: did the substance it was not funny. I don't think
Speaker 5: it was funny.
Speaker 1: Stuff's a lot of the stuff. Yeah, and you see
Speaker 1: that coming.
Speaker 3: That's one of those ones where Okay, you know what's
Speaker 3: gonna happen at this point. Now I will say that
Speaker 3: I wasn't expecting the White Chicks thing.
Speaker 1: That was interesting, and the Epstein Files was in the Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The packing was the only part I thought was funny,
Speaker 1: which they had pack That was a little bit for you.
Speaker 1: The rest of this what was up with the doctor dancing?
Speaker 1: Did that come? Is it a reference or something? The
Speaker 1: doctor dancing?
Speaker 5: It was given the wind that was doing the whole
Speaker 5: substance thing when he dancing, he was.
Speaker 1: I think that was just an extra.
Speaker 2: They did another losing oscar joke, Uh Tianna Taylor. They
Speaker 2: didn't want to begin, and then they did Demi Moore,
Speaker 2: it's a horror movie.
Speaker 1: It will never happened. Stopped trying to win an Oscar
Speaker 1: and asked Demi more. But is that accurate though? Because
Speaker 1: didn't send us just winning win awards? Probably not for acting?
Speaker 1: Did it? Did it win for acting. I don't think
Speaker 1: an I don't know.
Speaker 5: He did beat Jordan one for acting, So I think
Speaker 5: they broke that. I think they broke that up.
Speaker 1: Okay, what would be well, well, then we'll have to
Speaker 1: know when this bit.
Speaker 2: I was just saying, if that's the case that we have,
Speaker 2: they probably wrote the bit and already you know, it.
Speaker 1: Felt like a lot of these were like that, a
Speaker 1: lot of these jokes. Huh, what you say?
Speaker 4: The Center is considered a horror though, yes, I would
Speaker 4: think so, I would think so.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about the fact that it that
Speaker 1: it broke that hole because.
Speaker 4: No one wanted to talk about that, because you know
Speaker 4: how they segregate black films anyway, you know.
Speaker 1: Because it did because horrors didn't don't get.
Speaker 4: White folks probably try to call the drama, probably so
Speaker 4: they didn't have to even discuss the fact that a
Speaker 4: black film broke that whole mold.
Speaker 1: Interesting. They did Long Legs, Mike.
Speaker 5: That wasn't funny, Okay, so yeah, that's one that I
Speaker 5: never got around to.
Speaker 1: Seeing Long Legs. So but it didn't work.
Speaker 4: It didn't work, no, nah no, And I love that movie,
Speaker 4: but this did not do anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, nah, Candy man, that was a little bit.
Speaker 1: It was okay to spin on that because.
Speaker 5: He had Yeah, that was kind of funny that that was.
Speaker 1: That was okay. I wasn't mad at that one. I'm
Speaker 1: went mad at that because.
Speaker 4: Saying he has heard his name and he was walking by,
Speaker 4: so he came in. I thought he was like, you
Speaker 4: didn't even call me, right, that was funny.
Speaker 1: I laughed.
Speaker 5: It was the weapons forced Yeah, yeah, okay, kids on
Speaker 5: candy running like weapons, they're high.
Speaker 3: I did, but I did chuckle when I saw them.
Speaker 3: I always thought that was just funny. Anyway, with the kids.
Speaker 1: You said that when we reviewed it, he was likeelling
Speaker 1: right right, So I did kind of chuckle at that part.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was like I'm running like Orto Neto or
Speaker 2: whatever I saying. I know they mad as hell right
Speaker 2: now cussing me out.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think actually I might be wrong
Speaker 1: to ship Mike Rod. They did Megan, you like the
Speaker 1: Megan damn No, it was.
Speaker 5: It was okay because that movement on a on a
Speaker 5: on a something like that is just funny, I think anyway,
Speaker 5: But we already laughed at it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know they gotta do it though. That's a
Speaker 1: good point.
Speaker 4: But you think that scene is just kind of because
Speaker 4: the scene already felt like a spoof.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, of course, because I think that's in the
Speaker 2: screen where they stablish the multiple eercept. I think she lived,
Speaker 2: but I think that's why they added the extra dancing
Speaker 2: part of the end. But I get what you guys
Speaker 2: are saying, but I feel like a scary.
Speaker 5: Movie, they had to put it in, have to at
Speaker 5: least do it to just let people just deal with it. Again,
Speaker 5: a lot of this stuff, for people are laughing, by
Speaker 5: the way, Yeah they are. People are laughing in the
Speaker 5: people are having a great row. They were laughing out loud.
Speaker 5: I are the same. I thought something was wrong they
Speaker 5: enjoyed this about this. I know we're being critical and
Speaker 5: saying what, but.
Speaker 1: I think that people, Yeah, I'm sorry. I think that's
Speaker 1: just people that who like these type of movies.
Speaker 3: They go in with the expectations, like they already know
Speaker 3: that this movie is gonna be spoofing other movies and
Speaker 3: that's what they like. And I think they're waiting for it.
Speaker 3: I think they're waiting for it. Yeah, it happened me.
Speaker 3: On the other hand, I'm just I'm just not I know,
Speaker 3: it's about to be forced. Jokes were not forced, but
Speaker 3: like intentional jokes then I'm just not gonna laugh at Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, So.
Speaker 2: In the train, you have fut of the thirteenth for Subway,
Speaker 2: you have Frida of the thirteen testa chainsaw amaka Massacre.
Speaker 2: You have Child's Play, Hell Raisers, saw the Barba Duke,
Speaker 2: and Hard Eyes.
Speaker 5: Anyone else besides me saying Hard Eyes? Yeah you saw, yeah,
Speaker 5: watched it. Yeah, it was terrible.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, they're doing a part two. I think I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be there. I was surprised they had it
Speaker 1: in here. I was like, damn, y'all did Hard Eyes?
Speaker 1: They dropping on Valentine's there, right, something like that.
Speaker 4: I don't remember if I think it was around that time,
Speaker 4: but I think it got really popular because.
Speaker 5: The mass because I didn't think it was good enough
Speaker 5: to get a sequel.
Speaker 4: No, it was because it subverted people's expectations because remember
Speaker 4: it was they kind of like bounced between it being
Speaker 4: like a rom com and a horror movie. Really yeah,
Speaker 4: and that's why didn't like it. They went a little
Speaker 4: too heavy on the rom show.
Speaker 1: So interesting, yeah, so, but but none of this was funny. Sorry,
Speaker 1: the trailer too. Yep, the hard Eyes was in the trailer.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the whole train sequels with Meghan and the whole thing,
Speaker 5: for the most part, was on was one of the
Speaker 5: main trailers. Yeah, which I can see people saying, Oh,
Speaker 5: I got to see what they do with Megan.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, So I gotta go see. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so they did sounds of the Lambs.
Speaker 2: Part was the Lambs where Ray was talking about talking
Speaker 2: in his genitals.
Speaker 1: He was dancing a negative in front of the mirror.
Speaker 2: It was making front of Buffalo Bill Bill got you
Speaker 2: got you? Uh you've seen it follows? Yeah, anyone else
Speaker 2: seen it follows? All right, So y'all want to have gotten
Speaker 2: this one?
Speaker 1: Which one was this? Then?
Speaker 2: Well, when they were coming out the hospital, it was like,
Speaker 2: I tried to run, but it follows. And then I
Speaker 2: got that that's what I know.
Speaker 1: It follows. But I just had to see the movie.
Speaker 1: That's what they were. I don't think I caught the reference. Then,
Speaker 1: Is that all? Is that all it was? They just said.
Speaker 2: That that was it, and they I think they said, yeah,
Speaker 2: that movie is a little bit too upscore for people to.
Speaker 1: Get the joke. Or something like that. Yeah. Yeah, so I.
Speaker 4: Mean that was no more obscure than hard Eyes. I
Speaker 4: feel like it follows was pretty popular.
Speaker 1: I think hard eyes was easier to do because of
Speaker 1: the mask.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, visually, because they ain't have to do anything
Speaker 2: but show the mask.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. It follows.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, long Legs like that too, though.
Speaker 2: I think long less was more popular. But when they
Speaker 2: when they when I heard them say it followed, I
Speaker 2: was like, there's no way. And then again I'm thinking
Speaker 2: about like I don't know if that's what I was
Speaker 2: wondering about people getting the references. So it seemed like
Speaker 2: they were definitely self aware about that. Yeah, not Saratu.
Speaker 2: They did that one. That was actually okay. I remember Roseau.
Speaker 1: They did it in the end. Yeah, it was pros
Speaker 1: re readed. Did you say hell.
Speaker 5: No, I didn't want to say either, but I knew
Speaker 5: something I didn't care that I was ready to go.
Speaker 1: Would have pissed you off? Is that bad? No?
Speaker 5: I just think the premise so like, what was it
Speaker 5: black vampire? Like they would piss me. It just seemed
Speaker 5: like it.
Speaker 1: Was you think I'm racist against it?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, I just like it didn't look good. It
Speaker 5: looked like bad, Like why they even doing this? Oh,
Speaker 5: we're pretty much at the end.
Speaker 4: I'm called bro s is already gonna be like, no,
Speaker 4: that's not funny. Yes, yeah, that's not like a joke
Speaker 4: I would make.
Speaker 1: To get paid for it.
Speaker 2: I did like it though, you know it was it
Speaker 2: was it was silly enough, so they did.
Speaker 1: They're saying something that did something about Sweet Revenge. I
Speaker 1: don't know Sweet Revenge.
Speaker 2: And they say it's a spawned con short film that
Speaker 2: is and in parentheses. Unfortunately the first Friday the thirteen
Speaker 2: movies since in two thousand and nine reboot, So I
Speaker 2: don't know. They're saying that basically Shorty's List Street was
Speaker 2: sponsored by Orchid, which was also happens to be the
Speaker 2: hard sided company response for Sweet Revenge, which is the movie.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're talking. No one would have
Speaker 1: got all that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of that, how did y'all feel about that part?
Speaker 3: The constant part?
Speaker 2: That ship was funny. Hit them dudes outside the head
Speaker 2: and you don't know who did it?
Speaker 1: I want is that something he does on the streams?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but that ship looked like it will
Speaker 1: be fun. Yeah, it's a it's a thing they do. Y'all.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't play that? Hell no, No, you end up.
Speaker 3: In a fight for you wearing a helmet, bro, it's
Speaker 3: the same thing to getting here with a pillow. It
Speaker 3: just makes you feel stupid, but it don't even hurt,
Speaker 3: but it just feels dumb.
Speaker 1: I would play it. I don't care about that. That
Speaker 1: should look like I would definitely if I was much younger.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, if I.
Speaker 2: Was about something like that, or definitely a teenager, I would.
Speaker 2: That should look like it's fun maybe like young young.
Speaker 1: But like at the age of like.
Speaker 5: Now, too old for it now, And I think, like, no,
Speaker 5: I just easily aggravated.
Speaker 1: You can't get that. That's why people will watch.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 1: Would I just can't be mad about that one.
Speaker 3: For the only thing I've done like that that's just
Speaker 3: been stupid is like slop boxing, but slap boxing always
Speaker 3: ends up in a fight.
Speaker 1: Yep. So yeah, so I don't know. I just I
Speaker 1: just don't want to do stuff like that. I got you.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, we're at the end. So they did scary
Speaker 2: movies one through five. Uh so you had shock in here?
Speaker 2: Who else was Anthony Anderson?
Speaker 5: And they said they tried to get Kevin Hart, but
Speaker 5: he turned it down, so they made the Kevin Hart joke.
Speaker 1: Turn down stuff. Yeah, so I don't know if they
Speaker 1: really reached out to him.
Speaker 2: But uh, and then and that's I already said what
Speaker 2: the whole plot of the movie was.
Speaker 5: So you guys know what there is. So at the
Speaker 5: end they end up it was really Damn being the
Speaker 5: killer and then them being the killer. Yeah, Marlon and Sean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't catch that. He didn't know. I just don't
Speaker 4: they look at it. Yeah they told you, I know,
Speaker 4: but you didn't catch it.
Speaker 1: Look at his face. This is this whole day. This
Speaker 1: whole part confused me. I told you, it confused me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, who's the killer? It was too much? It
Speaker 1: was too much. You I was they had had it.
Speaker 1: But it was like, what I thought that was funny
Speaker 1: when it was like nobody saw a ballerine. Oh that
Speaker 1: was yeah, that was funny. I thought that was good.
Speaker 5: But yeah, when when he had all the different ghost
Speaker 5: face coming in, it's like, okay, well what these where?
Speaker 1: They comfort about ten fifteen of them, Like what are
Speaker 1: we doing?
Speaker 5: So then you have Anthony Anderson's shot come in, and
Speaker 5: then you have Marlin them I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, okay, well, okay, who so so.
Speaker 4: Explained the me this since y'all got it, how does work?
Speaker 4: What you mean how you got so many ghost faces?
Speaker 4: All the ones that ran in that the John Wicks scene.
Speaker 4: I just said those Shack and I don't think we're
Speaker 4: to pay attention to the one that killed with the
Speaker 4: John Wicks stuff, but the whole shock stuff, I think
Speaker 4: they were implying that it was all of them. It
Speaker 4: was all of them killing people. I don't think we
Speaker 4: were supposed to think about it that hard. It was
Speaker 4: just it was dumb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this fl Johnson. I was just confused. Yeah, they were,
Speaker 1: they were They were basically one.
Speaker 2: It was like, uh, they made a reference to three
Speaker 2: and four or whatever because I think some of them were,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, yeah, because some of the actors continued to
Speaker 2: do the series without them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the joke within that, including Shack and
Speaker 1: Anthony Anderson. Yeah, which is probably why they were. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why they're in this.
Speaker 2: And the other thing was about them is basically saying
Speaker 2: we're gonna kill off the young people and we're gonna.
Speaker 1: Keep doing this. So you know.
Speaker 4: It was then they switched. Yeah, yeah, then they just switched. Yeah,
Speaker 4: what do you mean they switched?
Speaker 5: They said they're not gonna kill off the young people
Speaker 5: and give it back to the core four.
Speaker 1: They left them in the house. Yeah. I don't think
Speaker 1: they switched. I was all the ones that walked out. No, no, no.
Speaker 4: So they were first implying that they were gonna transfer
Speaker 4: it over to their kids. Yes, and that's who they
Speaker 4: burned up in the house.
Speaker 1: I thought, I said that, That's what I meant.
Speaker 5: Okay, I got you. Switch mean like, we're not going
Speaker 5: to give it to the kids, got you, got you?
Speaker 1: Got you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, which I thought would have been cool.
Speaker 1: But you know, I think when it starts with a scary.
Speaker 5: Movie and and now I think there's like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: now we're the old heads here, and.
Speaker 1: You know we're not done yet sort of. Uh.
Speaker 5: Plus, none of those kids were funny, really right. I
Speaker 5: wouldn't go see a movie with.
Speaker 1: None of them.
Speaker 3: They were bad, like like the Sun or the Grand
Speaker 3: What was her nephew, Brad?
Speaker 2: The one that played Brad was one of the way
Speaker 2: and brothers. They all look alike.
Speaker 1: They looked just like But that's why they were.
Speaker 4: So that was the reference to Scream, because remember in Scream,
Speaker 4: the whole plan was to transfer it over to Jenna
Speaker 4: or Tega and her sister, but then that whole thing
Speaker 4: got canceled and they went back to nev nev Campbell.
Speaker 1: So they still was parents. They still were doing yes parodies. Yep. Interesting.
Speaker 3: I think the idea scary movie is clever. This is
Speaker 3: not funny for me, and I think it works. If
Speaker 3: it works for them, great, I love it, like you
Speaker 3: were saying earlier, black blackness.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm all afore that.
Speaker 3: So if it works and people laugh at it and
Speaker 3: they think it's good, keep doing it.
Speaker 1: Why not? They're doing it fast and furious. They need
Speaker 1: to let this go because this shit was not funny.
Speaker 3: But people were laughing. People were really laughing at this.
Speaker 3: I think I think we just wasn't laughing.
Speaker 1: At Like we've outgrown it.
Speaker 5: I expected more of a nostalgic field to be more
Speaker 5: than anything, and I didn't even get that. And then
Speaker 5: I like what Rodd is like, I feel like I've
Speaker 5: outgrown it. They can keep making them. I'll never see
Speaker 5: another one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: See, I don't even have nostalgia element because I was
Speaker 5: watching them growing up because by that time, like I said,
Speaker 5: I wasn't into.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't really watch them like that. I didn't
Speaker 1: watch them like that.
Speaker 2: They also did the other centers. When the three walked
Speaker 2: up to the house, Oh yeah, some kind of gay stuff.
Speaker 2: Why kind of be counted?
Speaker 3: What song did they do? They did a song though
Speaker 3: that was that was supposed to. What song did they do?
Speaker 1: Oh we're moving on up it? Get that ship out
Speaker 1: of it?
Speaker 2: And then other horror movies. Of course you already mentioned Battle.
Speaker 2: Renta said no one saw it anyway, which.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 2: I don't think it's not like okay, like they did
Speaker 2: everything everywhere all at once. They did all with the
Speaker 2: di doos.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, broke Back Mountain.
Speaker 1: See why are we going back to Broke backing out?
Speaker 1: And that she is twenty years old. It's his favorite movie.
Speaker 5: Watch I can't let you go. So and she was like,
Speaker 5: oh you said, I forgot who she thought he was.
Speaker 5: He was like, oh, whatever, his name is it broke Back.
Speaker 1: That was only funny because we just reviewed it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: y'all wouldn't have got that because I didn't. I would
Speaker 1: have got it.
Speaker 3: But even even without watching the movie. I would have
Speaker 3: known the reference.
Speaker 1: Damn they did Michael. Oh, they did Jermaine. That was funny.
Speaker 1: That was really Jermaine.
Speaker 4: Ship was I knew the second I saw his hair.
Speaker 4: I was like, that's supposed to be Jermaine. That was
Speaker 4: actually really funny.
Speaker 2: Uh something called the House Bunny adn't want to know that, Okay,
Speaker 2: House House funny. Oh.
Speaker 1: I think that was like a rom I think that's
Speaker 1: like a call.
Speaker 2: Shack with Cazam, which they're still doing Coxam jokes, but
Speaker 2: I'm like all right, Like and then the other two
Speaker 2: twelve years of slave, and then one flew over.
Speaker 1: The cook Cucko's news, Cuckoo's ness. Yeah, and that was it.
Speaker 1: It was all the spoos in the movie.
Speaker 4: I forgot another part that I did find funny, and
Speaker 4: I can't remember when they were doing it, but they
Speaker 4: were like fucking in a car and then like the
Speaker 4: girl was squirting or something, and then they opened the
Speaker 4: door and.
Speaker 1: About her mom. Yeah, must say, yeah, I realized my
Speaker 1: mom was a squirt or something like that.
Speaker 4: I know, yeah, yeah, the door opening, the dude slid
Speaker 4: out and the guy said, oh, he slapped like that
Speaker 4: green nigga from in the shape of Water busted out.
Speaker 1: That was nobody in the theater laughed.
Speaker 4: But you know what I'm saying, like stuff that that
Speaker 4: was a bit too, you know, yeah, you know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So so I was laughing and stuff like that, Like,
Speaker 1: sh it was funny.
Speaker 5: If I was laughing at all, it was like like
Speaker 5: a little off jokes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well you didn't
Speaker 5: see the setup coming.
Speaker 1: Oh and there was a d I joke in here.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there were plenty. Yeah. Uh, the d joke.
Speaker 1: I do remember them making it. I just don't remember
Speaker 1: exactly it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, d E I was the person on the train
Speaker 2: on the train, the black girl that got killed.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she was
Speaker 5: a little much.
Speaker 1: Where do we seeing her in? I know?
Speaker 2: I was trying to remember that too, but I couldn't
Speaker 2: find her in the credits. Uh they did COVID nineteen
Speaker 2: pandemic joke. Anybody that's Oh that was doofy doing that.
Speaker 1: They've been writing this movie for the past seven years.
Speaker 1: I feel like, yes, true.
Speaker 2: And then h January six reference, Uh.
Speaker 1: They did something else? Hold on. Oh and then because
Speaker 1: I have to say this because people get bad. If
Speaker 1: I didn't Drake Kendrick. That was I feel forced super Forest.
Speaker 5: It was walking in the house and she was like,
Speaker 5: so what do you think She's like, I think Drake
Speaker 5: lost the battle.
Speaker 1: It's like, come on, man, what are we doing.
Speaker 5: They're just trying to be culturally, just trying to make
Speaker 5: you They touched on everything, but it didn't it didn't hit.
Speaker 1: All right, Well that's it. That is it. That is
Speaker 1: the movie. Scary movie sets can have this ship. So
Speaker 1: we're right in line. So the critics still, yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess we are. With the critics. I don't trust all
Speaker 1: that anyway.
Speaker 3: I don't either, but based on what we just did,
Speaker 3: and sometimes I can go the opposite of critics because
Speaker 3: but yeah, this one I can't. Yeah, I love but
Speaker 3: again I love it for the people that think it's
Speaker 3: funny because just like just like stand up comedians, like
Speaker 3: there's plenty upstate up communitis, I just don't think are funny,
Speaker 3: but they're funny to other people.
Speaker 1: And this, this is this is very similar to that
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah. Yeah, people had a good time, so
Speaker 1: it was good. I mean hard laughing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I mean it, but I will greet they
Speaker 3: It was like you said, black people, it was white people.
Speaker 1: It was laughing a little too hard.
Speaker 2: That nigga funny but blackness one this weekend it did
Speaker 2: beat masters in the universe, So shout out to that.
Speaker 5: What did it do? Scary movie? You know, off the
Speaker 5: top of your head, it did really well? Yeah forty
Speaker 5: sister fifty, but.
Speaker 1: Be it made money. It's just not. It's just not.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's being reviewed. Well, no it's not.
Speaker 1: They've been on. It made a lot of money. So
Speaker 1: good for the waynes Man.
Speaker 2: Yep, and that is it, man. That is our review
Speaker 2: of scary movie since so yeah, sorry, we didn't do
Speaker 2: him in.
Speaker 4: Uh he must rather to see a white man that
Speaker 4: a shirtlett with a sword. I'd have much rather see
Speaker 4: that ship riding on a cat than this bullshit.
Speaker 1: Is she from he Man? It's the same universe, the
Speaker 1: same thing.
Speaker 5: That's a sister, isn't it. I didn't I want I
Speaker 5: used to. I was a big he man person growing up.
Speaker 4: When you play, I'm going to see it At this point,
Speaker 4: I have to wait till us on on video. I
Speaker 4: don't because y'all got seeing some other ship next weeks.
Speaker 4: I can't, which now be out of town.
Speaker 2: So uh so now they'll do it for us. Man,
Speaker 2: we'll catch you guys next time we out. Peace Piece
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