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Speaker 1: You're listening to The Hammer and Nigel Show.

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Speaker 2: For the matchup we had on Friday could have been

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Speaker 2: a final Jerry. All month long, to coincide with the

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Speaker 2: NCAA Tournament's March Madness, we've been doing stand up comedy

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Speaker 2: madness here on The Hammer In Nigel Show and Friday.

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Speaker 2: We had two guys that have a lot of fans

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Speaker 2: that feel very passionate about them. And each one of

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Speaker 2: these guys could have been a national champion. But only

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Speaker 2: one winner can advance. So let's reset who we had

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Speaker 2: on Friday before we get to today's matchup.

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Speaker 1: Friday featured Eddie Murphy.

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Speaker 3: Remember when the ice cream man used to come to

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Speaker 3: town when you was little, and no matter what you

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Speaker 3: was doing, you would stop and lose your mind. If

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Speaker 3: something amount the ice cream truck that make kids lose

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Speaker 3: it and they can hear that from ten blocks away.

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Speaker 3: They don't hear they mother calling them, but they hit

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Speaker 3: it mother an ice cream truck.

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Speaker 4: Do do do Do Do Do Do do do do

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Speaker 4: do do?

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Speaker 5: I Trys come on, Graves, come on, man, don't dot.

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Speaker 6: No money stream.

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Speaker 3: I get my scream I remember, I'll get my screaming.

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Speaker 3: I didn't eat it that's sang for a little while.

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Speaker 3: You know, you know how kids are having on.

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Speaker 6: I have some, I dream, I have some screamed.

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Speaker 1: I had some.

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Speaker 3: No one do one kid on the side and didn't

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Speaker 3: get no ice cream, And kids don't care to go.

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Speaker 3: You don't have no.

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Speaker 6: You did in again, You did in again. Because you

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Speaker 6: are on the well, you cannot fall.

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Speaker 1: So Eddie Murphy is strong, but he was taking on

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Speaker 1: George Carl.

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Speaker 4: Baseball is played on the diamond in a park the

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Speaker 4: baseball park.

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Speaker 7: Football is played on a gridiron in a stadium, sometimes

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Speaker 7: called Soldier Field or War Memorial stadium. Baseball begins in

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Speaker 7: the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in

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Speaker 7: the fall, when everything is dying. Baseball has a seventh

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Speaker 7: inning stretch. Football has the two minute warning.

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Speaker 4: In football, the object is for the quarterback otherwise known

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Speaker 4: as the field general, to be on target with his

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Speaker 4: aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with

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Speaker 4: deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he

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Speaker 4: has to use the shotgun with short bullet passes in

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Speaker 4: long bombs. He marches his troops to enemy territory, balancing

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Speaker 4: this area on the hall with a sustained ground attack,

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Speaker 4: which bunches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's

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Speaker 4: defensive line.

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Speaker 1: In baseball, the object is to go home and to

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Speaker 1: be safe.

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Speaker 7: I hope I'll be safe at home.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, this was so good.

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Speaker 2: And the thing is Twitter has been acting squirrely with

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Speaker 2: their polls, so we kept this one up for a

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Speaker 2: couple of days to make sure everybody could get in

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Speaker 2: and vote. And after calculating all of the Facebook votes

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Speaker 2: and the Twitter votes, dude, it came down to it.

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Speaker 2: It was really close, but there were more votes for

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Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy, and Eddie Murphy is moving on and stand

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Speaker 2: up comedy madness.

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Speaker 1: Now, Jerry, this is going to upset a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: What do you think here?

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Speaker 8: I mean, listen, bo if I told you my top

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Speaker 8: five comedians, these guys would be in the top five,

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Speaker 8: much like we talked about Purdue on any given day.

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Speaker 8: Wasn't just wasn't your day. Also, if you're a Georgia Colin,

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Speaker 8: fine and you didn't vote, it's on you.

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Speaker 1: It was a close one. Gotta participate, all right. So

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Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy moves on to the final four.

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Speaker 2: Another ticket to the final four is on the line

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Speaker 2: with today's matchup between Dave Chappelle.

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Speaker 9: And as soon as I open my car door, I

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Speaker 9: hear a voice go David Chappelle. I didn't even have

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Speaker 9: to look.

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Speaker 6: I knew it was her.

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Speaker 4: And I look back and shure enough, there she was

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Speaker 4: at face.

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Speaker 9: And be honest with you, she probably wasn't even that old.

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Speaker 9: She's probably around my age. I was nice.

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Speaker 10: I said hello, miss, and she didn't say anything back.

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Speaker 10: All she said was I watch your comedy. I said, oh,

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Speaker 10: And then she says it is true. She goes sounds

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Speaker 10: to me like you pate women. I said, well, you

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Speaker 10: know what, miss.

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Speaker 9: It's art and you're free to interpret this art however

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Speaker 9: you like. But I can tell you, as the maker

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Speaker 9: of this art, that I don't believe that I feel

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Speaker 9: that way.

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Speaker 1: And she said, well I think, And I said.

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Speaker 10: Shut up, So I kill you and put you in

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Speaker 10: the trunk.

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Speaker 1: Ain't nobody around here. I'm just kidding. I didn't say that.

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Speaker 1: That's so good, all right?

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Speaker 2: So Dave Chappelle going against Robin Williams.

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Speaker 11: And I was once on a German talk show, and

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Speaker 11: if you if you want to go on one, it's

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Speaker 11: a lot of fun. It's really fun and I was

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Speaker 11: on this German talk show and this woman said to me,

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Speaker 11: she said, mister Williams, why do you think there's not

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Speaker 11: so much comedy in Germany? And I said, did you

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Speaker 11: ever think you killed all the funny people?

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Speaker 7: And there was?

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Speaker 12: And here's what got interesting. She didn't batten eyelish, she

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Speaker 12: just went no. At that point, even God's going, do

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Speaker 12: you get it? German comedy not not. We asked the questions, So.

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Speaker 1: Vote right now on Twitter on Facebook, which of these

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Speaker 1: comedians do you want to advance to the final four?

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Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle or Robin.

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Speaker 2: Williams and Jerry As we say all the time, you're

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Speaker 2: not just voting on these soundbites we just played. We're

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Speaker 2: just doing that as an example. You're voting on the

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Speaker 2: body of work.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: For me, I mean I love Dave Chappelle. Robin Williams

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Speaker 8: made a whole career in movies that Dave Chappelle didn't have.

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Speaker 8: But keep in mind, there was a Chappelle show which

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Speaker 8: probably started a lot of the Carlos Smancias of the world.

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Speaker 1: In this can Peels of the World.

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Speaker 8: So once again, you thought Carlin and Eddie Murphy was hard,

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Speaker 8: you got Dave Chappelle against Robin Williams.

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Speaker 1: Vote right now on Twitter and on Facebook. Look for

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Speaker 1: Hammer and Nigel.

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Speaker 2: On Facebook, just leave the name of the individual you

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Speaker 2: want to advance. And on Twitter at Hammer and Night

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Speaker 2: just click on Chappelle or Robin Williams. Who do you

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Speaker 2: want to move on to the Final four.