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Speaker 1: I've got exciting news for fatties, nice fatties. I feel like,

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Speaker 1: as a guy who's a little larger myself, you're looking

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Speaker 1: at me too. I don't think we're fat, but I

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Speaker 1: think we're larger. Does that make sense. We've both lost

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Speaker 1: quite a bit of weight. Yes, I'm down about fifty.

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Speaker 1: You're down a little bit thirty. You're down about thirty.

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Speaker 1: So we're making progress here. Uh. But this is exciting

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Speaker 1: news if you consider yourself a fatty like we do.

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Speaker 1: Allison Mood music please plus plus it's back.

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Speaker 2: Kids, kid is happening. Gets a coach.

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Speaker 3: This is what we practice for ladies and gentlemen. The

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Speaker 3: McRib is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, o MG, the McRib is back. Why was it

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Speaker 2: ever gone? Exactly? The making rib.

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Speaker 1: It's here and special locations. Okay, So there's a website

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Speaker 1: called McRib locator. And if you go into Google or

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Speaker 1: as George W. Bush used to call it, the internets

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Speaker 1: and find plural, find the McRib locator, you're going to

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Speaker 1: find where you can get yourself a McRib right now

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Speaker 1: today in central end date.

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Speaker 2: I could have had one last night. I was on

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Speaker 2: my way home. My wife called me. The kids had

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Speaker 2: some extracurricular stuff after school. Everybody was running late. Can

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Speaker 2: you stop by the McDonald's the McDonald's I didn't realize

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Speaker 2: I did that.

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Speaker 1: Might as well call it the McDonald's.

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Speaker 2: But the chicken tenders and quarter pounders were the normal.

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Speaker 2: But I saw that McRib and boy, I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: be good, But boy, I saw that on the menu

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Speaker 2: and it was tough.

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Speaker 3: You had a vision of a middle finger giving you

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Speaker 3: the come hither, come hither.

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Speaker 2: Look I did, I did. I didn't get due. I

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Speaker 2: stayed true to form. But that doesn't mean it won't happen.

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Speaker 3: Great moments in McRib history, Ladies and gentlemen, Friend of

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Speaker 3: the show, Larry the Cable Guy.

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Speaker 4: My stomach hurts a little bit too. I was at

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Speaker 4: the McDonald's and had to make rib two months ago.

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Speaker 4: It's still eerie to mcgrib. Last time I had that,

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Speaker 4: my glade plugin started a carpet fire. For God's sake,

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Speaker 4: I farted so hard you could have parasailed off that

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Speaker 4: damn to make rib.

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Speaker 2: You know what I.

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Speaker 4: Noticed about the macrib. You only see the McDonald's two

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Speaker 4: months a year, and then you never see it again.

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Speaker 4: I figured out why it takes ten months to hunt

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Speaker 4: down and shoot whatever the hell kind of meat that

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Speaker 4: is in mcgrid.

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Speaker 1: It's right though, like McDonald's always teases you with this.

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Speaker 1: Remember the last time the McRib became a they kept

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Speaker 1: trying to tell us it's going away forever. After this,

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Speaker 1: really no more McRib, it's going away forever. And that's

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Speaker 1: when I hit my breaking point and had one of

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Speaker 1: the great rants in the history of this show.

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Speaker 3: One of the course of human events, it becomes necessary

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Speaker 3: for one people to dissolve the bull crap of fast

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Speaker 3: food marketing campaigns. We must stand firm and united and

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Speaker 3: say not today, beal. We saw this with the Mexican

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Speaker 3: pizza and as George W. Bush once said, fool me once,

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Speaker 3: shame on, Shame on you fool me.

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Speaker 1: We won't be fooled again.

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Speaker 3: And we're not gonna get fooled again by a trick

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Speaker 3: by some twenty three year old marketing worm. We don't

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Speaker 3: need gimmicks to go to McDonald's. You know they're not

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Speaker 3: going to remove the McRib permanently.

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Speaker 2: Stop it.

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Speaker 3: We will not stand for your lies, your propaganda, and

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Speaker 3: your tyranny. McDonald's. We've been loyal customers for billions and

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Speaker 3: billions of burgers served over years. But if you want

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Speaker 3: to treat us like ignorant children, you can kiss my

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Speaker 3: big Mac and suck my McNuggets because we're not gonna

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Speaker 3: take this anymore. We bought your happy meals, We tolerated

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Speaker 3: your shape machine being down ninety percent of the time.

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Speaker 3: But this is where we draw the line. So I

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Speaker 3: speak on behalf of all McDonald's fatties when we say

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Speaker 3: we hold these truths to be You know the thing.

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Speaker 2: That is wow, I've never never felt so patriotic in

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Speaker 2: my life. Listening to that.

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Speaker 1: I met people who are willing to run through a

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Speaker 1: brick wall right now after hearing that,