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Speaker 1: Uh please, mister Attorney General Todd Raketo, will you please

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Speaker 1: have the honors of kicking off some legal.

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Speaker 2: Stuff, legal stuff.

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Speaker 1: Crime punishment, judges, legal stuff, legal stuff. Do you know

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Speaker 1: what the on shoe company is?

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Speaker 2: Nige? Yeah, the I think it's Swiss on Cloud. I've

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Speaker 2: got some Oh no, I've got my old ten year

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Speaker 2: old Nikes on right now on Cloud. I think that's

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Speaker 2: what it is. Uh, but I have a couple of

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Speaker 2: pairs of those shoes.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Customers have been complaining because their shoes supposedly won't

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Speaker 1: stop squeaking when you walk, and it's super embarrassing. Here

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Speaker 1: is what the squeaking of these shoes sound like when

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Speaker 1: you walk in them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I've got I've got like two pairs of

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Speaker 2: those shoes and one like it's only when I walk

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Speaker 2: on the marble floor coming from the elevator to the studio.

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Speaker 2: They don't do it in the on the carpet, so

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Speaker 2: it's just like a floor. Yeah, it does make that noise.

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Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, maybe I should get in

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Speaker 2: on this civil lawsuit.

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Speaker 1: It is kind of embarrassing though, Like it sounds like

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Speaker 1: like ducks quacking or like a petite chick farting? Can

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Speaker 1: you play that again one more time?

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Speaker 2: Please?

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Speaker 1: Miss Alison the tit chick, she just had her starbucks.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Karen, you gotta hear those things slapping out

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Speaker 1: of their.

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Speaker 2: Tell me what it would sound like or describe or

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Speaker 2: could I possibly hear what it sounds like if it

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Speaker 2: was an obese chick farting, you'd.

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Speaker 1: Hear a little reverb.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to like get my lips to do it,

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Speaker 1: because when those butt cheeks start flapping together, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's like, you know, like ocean waves coming out, like

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Speaker 1: in a tsunami. That's what it would be. Mike Pence

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Speaker 1: used to sit in this chair. This is the chair Mike.

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Speaker 2: Pence used, I have I have shoes to do that.

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Speaker 2: It's just like uh uh George when he went to

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Speaker 2: buy the new suit for his job interview and his

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Speaker 2: thighs are rubbing together.

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Speaker 1: That's right. And didn't we have a story last week

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Speaker 1: about some chick who bought leather pants and every time

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Speaker 1: she bent over, it sounded like she was farting. Alison,

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Speaker 1: you ever warn leather pants and make it sound like

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Speaker 1: it's a big beefer coming out? Uh? No, But I

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Speaker 1: will say, I do have a pair of shoes that

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Speaker 1: also make those squeaking noises and I got rid of

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Speaker 1: them because its nige. Can you wear the shoes tomorrow?

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Speaker 1: And I want to videotape you walking around?

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's fine, just uh yeah, okay on cloud

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Speaker 2: I think is is the uh is the brain to

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Speaker 2: the shoe.

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Speaker 1: I like them and if i'm you, I'm getting get

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Speaker 1: involved in that lawsuit. More legal stuff here. Police in

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Speaker 1: Maine are looking for an older man who picked up

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Speaker 1: and walked away with seven four hundred dollars in cash

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Speaker 1: that someone else lost after they inadvertently left it on

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Speaker 1: the roof of their car and drove off.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I mean this happens all the time, right, Who hasn't

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Speaker 1: just put seventy four seven four hundred dollars in cash.

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Speaker 2: On the roof of your car.

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Speaker 1: Here's a woman who's staying at a nearby hotel talking

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Speaker 1: about it.

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Speaker 3: It's just so sad to think that someone would actually

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Speaker 3: go out there and think it was their money and

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Speaker 3: just pick it all up take it to me. That's

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Speaker 3: I guess stealing. It's not yours, it doesn't belong to you,

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Speaker 3: and you call the police or you call whoever and

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Speaker 3: try to get someone back here. Good Samaritan, we would

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Speaker 3: never take that money ever, It's not yours, doesn't belong

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Speaker 3: to Yeah.

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Speaker 2: What you do is if that happens and you find

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Speaker 2: a random bag of money filled with seventy four hundred dollars,

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Speaker 2: you call the police and say, hey, you need to

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Speaker 2: come here right away. I just found a bag full

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Speaker 2: of four thousand dollars in cash. That's right, and I

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Speaker 2: want to turn it in immediately because I'm a good

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Speaker 2: person and I believe in doing the right thing. Here's

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Speaker 2: your bag of two thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Did I say two?

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Speaker 2: I mean four.

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Speaker 1: It's the hammer in Nigel Show.