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Speaker 1: Nige. I know you're counting down the days in the minutes,

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Speaker 1: not to eight o'clock tonight, but until Stephen Colbert has

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Speaker 1: this final show on CBS.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going to be a a seminal moment and

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Speaker 2: then network Yeah, no, I do care.

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Speaker 1: David Letterman got a farewell tour, and with Stephen Colbert,

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Speaker 1: it's almost like we're counting down until an execution.

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Speaker 2: Remember when Norman nor McDonald, I believe, was the last

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Speaker 2: stand up comedian on David Letterman. It was kind of

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Speaker 2: an emotional incident, actually, but it was really funny, but

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Speaker 2: nothing like this.

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Speaker 1: It's been announced that once Colbert does get canceled Byron

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Speaker 1: Allen's Comics Unleashed, which is a syndicated show, is going

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Speaker 1: to take the first part of that time slot, and

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Speaker 1: then John Kelly's Funny You Should Act Ask, featuring more comedians,

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Speaker 1: will take the second part of that time slot. Here's

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Speaker 1: a little bit of Comics Unleashed.

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Speaker 3: Small dog. Who are small dog owners? You almost sound

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Speaker 3: like your dog. I'm just tired of these small dog owners.

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Speaker 3: It's pompous. It's not even you don't care about no

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Speaker 3: small dog. You just want to carry in that little

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Speaker 3: stupid little baggy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so the small Dog Owner premise of the show

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Speaker 1: is a bunch of comics sitting around on a couch,

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Speaker 1: just bs and talking, and.

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Speaker 2: Then by Ron Allen kind of leads them into their act. Right,

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Speaker 2: the same premises, Bob and Tom. They've been doing that

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Speaker 2: for decades.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so for those of you who scoring at home,

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Speaker 1: this is how what's going to work. They had a

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Speaker 1: board meeting at CBS and they said, all right, once

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Speaker 1: Stephen Colbert gets canceled, we're gonna do something outside of

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Speaker 1: the box. We're gonna replace it with something funny to

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Speaker 1: have comedians on, and we're actually going to make people laugh.

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Speaker 2: These comedians aren't dressing up as needles and dancing around

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Speaker 2: like COVID boosters.

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Speaker 1: They're not doing the vaccine no, okay, They're just sitting

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Speaker 1: around telling jokes. No finger wagging, no activism, just good

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Speaker 1: old fashioned comedy, almost the way Late Night used to be. Now,

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Speaker 1: the other show funny you should ask host by John Kelly.

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Speaker 1: Here's a little bit of that.

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Speaker 4: The world's largest nudist colony is located over in France.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great place to hang out.

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Speaker 4: So John Lovett, Yeah, what piece of golf equipment always

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Speaker 4: comes with dimples.

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Speaker 2: My caddy Jack, I recognize Jackay.

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Speaker 4: According to Guinness World Records, Michelle Lo Tito holds the

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Speaker 4: record for eating seven television sets.

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Speaker 2: Still better than anything. Colbert asking questions that lead them

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Speaker 2: into their act again.

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Speaker 1: Correct, correct, okay, and again. Nobody's stressing up like needles.

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Speaker 1: We can't stress that enough