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Speaker 1: Are you really?

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Speaker 2: Are you alcome? Everything's gonna be okay? Are you okay?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm fine.

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty freeing far from okay. Are you okay with this?

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Speaker 1: Hammer and idol? All right? Hammer? Tom Hanks is set

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Speaker 1: to portray President Abe Lincoln in the upcoming film adaptation

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Speaker 1: of Some book. Are you okay with Lincoln in the

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Speaker 1: bar Dough?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm I'm kind of worn out on Tom Hanks.

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Speaker 1: Now he's it's going to concentrate on his like son

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Speaker 1: and his relationship with Oh, that'll.

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Speaker 2: Be an uplifting story. Talking to his dead Son's awful. No,

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Speaker 2: this sounds awful. Uh. Listen, When Tom Hanks plays real

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Speaker 2: life people, I don't think it's very good real The

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Speaker 2: exception was the Apollo thirteen movie where he was Jim Lovell.

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Speaker 2: That was pretty good. But when he did Colonel Parker

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Speaker 2: in Elvis, oh god, it was the worst part of

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Speaker 2: that film. Like, I couldn't wait for Tom Hanks to

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Speaker 2: get out of the way because I thought the guy

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Speaker 2: playing Elvis was really good and he had a great

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Speaker 2: you know, he bought into the character. But No, I

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Speaker 2: didn't think Sully was that good. I didn't think Captain

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Speaker 2: Phillips was that good. When Tom Hanks plays real life people,

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Speaker 2: it's a turd. I want funny Tom Hanks back. I

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Speaker 2: want Bachelor Party, I want money pitt. That's the Tom

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Speaker 2: Hanks that I want back.

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Speaker 1: Give me and Huge Part two, Electric Bugaloo. Right.

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Speaker 2: Look, he's got a great resume. I mean, everybody loves

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Speaker 2: Forrest Gump and Castaway, great phenomenal films, but as of

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Speaker 2: late it's been a little too cute, a little too

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Speaker 2: quirky for me. So I'm out.

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Speaker 1: It's a big nothing burger. Okay, McDonald's is aniled. It's

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Speaker 1: quote biggest burger yet. The new big archburger that's a

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Speaker 1: big Arch and burger will arrive next Tuesday. Two quarter

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Speaker 1: pound beef patties, three slices of white cheddar cheese, onions, lettuce, pickles,

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Speaker 1: and big arch sauce. Are you okay with this? I'm

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Speaker 1: so hungry right now.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I am here for it. Because in a world

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Speaker 2: where everybody's like, would you like a coke zero? Would

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Speaker 2: you like a mountain dew zero? Here comes McDonald's walking

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Speaker 2: out doing the helicopter trick with their big old cranks

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Speaker 2: swinging around going, oh that's cute. Well, how about a

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Speaker 2: big archburger? I Do'll treat you well. One thousand and

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Speaker 2: fifty seven calories and one sandwich.

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Speaker 1: How you like that, you diet, How do you like that?

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Speaker 2: Your little atkins taking pieza?

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Speaker 1: You know what?

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Speaker 2: One thousand and fifty seven calories and what did you say?

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Speaker 1: Two quarter beef.

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Speaker 2: Patties, three slices of white cheese, onions, lettuce, pickles, and

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Speaker 2: the sauce. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: It seems like a big Mac on steroids to me

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Speaker 1: is what. I've never tasted it, but I've wanted for sure, and.

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Speaker 2: I'm reading the value meal for this is going to

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Speaker 2: run around twelve to fifteen dollars.

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Speaker 1: Good lord.

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Speaker 2: Now, if you get this and you get a diet

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Speaker 2: coke with it, you're not allowed to go to McDonald's ever. Again.

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Speaker 2: This is a full commitment. This is a full accepting

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Speaker 2: of your fatty mc butter pants ass. When you go

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Speaker 2: to the McDonald's and you get the big Arch combo meal.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's double the count of a big Mac at

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Speaker 1: five hundred and nine calories. Okay, so you said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: one fifty seven calories for the big Arch Yes, Wow,

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Speaker 1: double the Big Mac and that's.

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Speaker 2: Just the sandwich. So if you get the combo meal

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Speaker 2: which comes with the fries, and again you're not allowed

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Speaker 2: to get a diet drink with this. So if you

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Speaker 2: get a regular McDonald's coke, which is awesome at McDonald's,

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Speaker 2: the fountain coke is just so different. It's phenomenal. Oh man,

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Speaker 2: I'm here for this. This is something.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna get your take on this. I want

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Speaker 1: to see how long you can listen to this next

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Speaker 1: song before you have to cut it off. Someone posted

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Speaker 1: a video and it's gone viral. It's huge. I think

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Speaker 1: I saw my kids watching this. They posted a video

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Speaker 1: of their two male cats rolling around with each other,

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Speaker 1: and in the people that posted this video created a

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Speaker 1: song to go along with this video of the two

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Speaker 1: male cats wrestling with each other.

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Speaker 2: I want to know if my cat's a game. If

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Speaker 2: I wanna know if they love each other, if they

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Speaker 2: are reference unhappy cats. I want to know if my

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Speaker 2: cats are gay cats.

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Speaker 1: That's okay game, not that there's anything wrong with the

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Speaker 1: gay cats. I gotta be honest.

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Speaker 2: That's better than anything Taylor Swift has put out in years.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Alison just walked out the door. Our producer.

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Speaker 2: It was a catchy song.

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Speaker 1: It was a catchy cats.

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Speaker 2: Are they friends or they lovers?

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Speaker 1: No, this is fine.

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Speaker 2: It's a question. They weren't sure. They filmed it, they

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Speaker 2: put music behind it, and I think we're all better

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Speaker 2: off as a result of it. So I'm good with

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Speaker 2: this