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Speaker 1: Are you really okay?

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Speaker 2: Are you welcome? Everything's going to be okay?

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Speaker 3: Are you okay?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I'm fine.

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Speaker 6: I'm pretty freaking far from okay.

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Speaker 5: Are you okay with this?

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Speaker 3: On?

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Speaker 5: A hammer and idol okay?

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Speaker 1: Colorado Sheriff's Deputy Hammer found himself taking on the role

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Speaker 1: of poultry wrangler when multiple chickens were reported on the

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Speaker 1: loose in a neighborhood. Here he is trying to round

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Speaker 1: them up. The hold there would be a chicken, just

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Speaker 1: so you know, there's a loose chicken in this front yard.

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Speaker 1: Nobody knows any of their neighbors or anything owns chickens.

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Speaker 7: So I just had a loose chicken.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, a good chicken coming, Bertha.

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Speaker 3: I really did not think through step two at this plan.

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Speaker 5: What do I do with the chicken?

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Speaker 1: He ended up loading the chicken into the back of

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Speaker 1: his patrol cruiser. Are you okay with this?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 7: Who calls the police because they see a chicken outside?

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Speaker 7: Meanwhile three doors down, like four houses away, somebody was shot,

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Speaker 7: somebody was stabbed because the police offer officer was occupied

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Speaker 7: chasing a chicken around somebody's house.

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Speaker 1: I'd see a chicken in my front yard and letting

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Speaker 1: my eight month old. Have any's puppy out right, just

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Speaker 1: to go chase it, just get some exercise.

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Speaker 7: And then later that night you're having chicken tenders, and

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Speaker 7: that's the reasonable thing to do.

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Speaker 5: You don't call the police.

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Speaker 7: Now, good for this police officer, Like, clearly he was

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Speaker 7: trained by Mick Rocky Balboa's trainer chasing around to try

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Speaker 7: to get the chicken, because that's how Rocky learned to

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Speaker 7: get quick and eventually beat Apollo. But no, this should

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Speaker 7: not be anything that a police officer has to do

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Speaker 7: chase around chickens.

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Speaker 5: Heaven forbid.

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Speaker 7: This guy ever goes down to Key West where they've

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Speaker 7: got those roosters running around just all over the street,

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Speaker 7: cris crossing the road, this guy would lose his mind.

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Speaker 7: He'd call that a riot. He'd want ice down there

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Speaker 7: for that. So no, I am not okay with this.

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Speaker 7: But what I am okay with is great moments in

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Speaker 7: chicken history. Yeah, this is a woman who called nine

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Speaker 7: to one one because KFC screwed up her order.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm as kfree, okay.

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Speaker 8: And I came here earlier and I bought some chickens

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Speaker 8: for twenty five ninety nine, which should have been eight

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Speaker 8: piece food. I only got four pieces of chicken in here,

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Speaker 8: and the manager gonna say he packed the bag, but

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Speaker 8: I only got four pieces of chickens and I want

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Speaker 8: my chicken.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's gonna be more of a civil matter. You'd

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Speaker 1: have to take it up with management and then maybe

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Speaker 1: someone above him. There's not much the police can do

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Speaker 1: about it.

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Speaker 3: So you can't help me get my chicken.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I can send someone over to talk to you.

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Speaker 3: To talk to me. They should be talking to them.

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Speaker 7: And again, somebody trying to reach nine to one one

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Speaker 7: because they've been shot in the face can't get through.

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Speaker 7: Because this woman who just got done smoking twenty marbles

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Speaker 7: apparently can't get through for her chicken order.

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Speaker 1: Quote, I want my chicken.

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Speaker 5: Great moments in chicken history.

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Speaker 7: This is a local news story where one of their

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Speaker 7: local elected officials got popped for a dewey. But it's

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Speaker 7: what he says at the end that leaves people perplexed.

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Speaker 6: Jeremy Miller, he was just elected in November to represent

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Speaker 6: Montcalm County's first district. Now, however, he is facing charges

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Speaker 6: for drunk driving. Police say Miller couldn't walk in a

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Speaker 6: straight line during his field sobriety tests. The officer placed

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Speaker 6: Miller in handcuffs, asking him if he knew why he

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Speaker 6: was being arrested, and that's when responded, quote, because I

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Speaker 6: was being stupid those damned chicken nuggets.

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Speaker 5: What where did you find that? What the hell does

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Speaker 5: that mean? What does that even mean? Can I hear

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Speaker 5: the ending of that one one more time? Please, Alison?

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Speaker 6: Because I was being stupid those damned chicken nuggets.

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Speaker 1: I think maybe did he get pulled over, like trying

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Speaker 1: to get some drunk food. Maybe I don't know, he

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Speaker 1: had a hanker in for some chicken nuggets. He's like, man,

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Speaker 1: those damned chicken nuggets. They left that out of the story.

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Speaker 7: I feel like that's a big part great moments in

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Speaker 7: chicken history. This should have been great moments in bee history.

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Speaker 7: But there's this Kentucky hill jack who was playing with

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Speaker 7: his chickens that happened to see a car accident where

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Speaker 7: like bees started to swarm somebody.

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Speaker 4: Well, I just had gotten them fighting in my chickens,

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Speaker 4: water them and stuff, and how back to my house, sir,

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Speaker 4: to get my phone so I could play a video

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Speaker 4: game on it. Sudden I heard a big moon.

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Speaker 1: Anderson then says they ran up the road to grab

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Speaker 1: the hose outside his home and started trying to spray

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Speaker 1: off the bees.

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Speaker 4: I told him they need to get out of water.

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Speaker 4: But say, I didn't know he was getting ate up

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Speaker 4: with beazes. I thought he was just high.

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Speaker 7: Now, if you're thinking to yourself, wait a minute, I

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Speaker 7: recognize that voice sounds familiar. I think that sounds a

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Speaker 7: little bit like Boom Hour from King of the Hill.

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Speaker 2: I walked back to my house, sir, to get my

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Speaker 2: phone so I could play a video game on it.

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Speaker 2: All of a sudden, I heard a big moon boom,

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Speaker 2: just like that. I left back out and go and

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Speaker 2: record po fell and lined with filling. I've been calling

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Speaker 2: y'all people better than a month now. I grabbed by

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Speaker 2: y'all every time.

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Speaker 3: And Daniel don't cross.

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Speaker 2: He started having a Joe sideways into the fence.

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Speaker 5: He must come out to do anything by that dog.

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Speaker 2: If you're just gonna get a damn computer, ain't gonna

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Speaker 2: come over here. I heard a big moon boom, moon boom,

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Speaker 2: moon boom, just like that.

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Speaker 5: Great Boma and chicken history here on the hammer. In

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Speaker 5: Nigel's show,