1 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 1: Cute listening to the Hammer and Nigel Show. 2 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,639 Speaker 2: Got less than thirty minutes left of the final Hammer 3 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:15,680 Speaker 2: in Nigel's show in twenty twenty five. Can't wait for 4 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,480 Speaker 2: twenty twenty six to spend more time with you knuckleheads. 5 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:22,159 Speaker 2: Every afternoon, I'm Jason Hammer producer Kurt Is in for 6 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 2: Allison Nigeus out my oldest Chris Hammer is here. 7 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 3: How's it going? 8 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,319 Speaker 2: And one of these staples that we do on this 9 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 2: program is a segment called how have you injured your crotch? 10 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,200 Speaker 2: We could have came up with a more creative name 11 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:41,559 Speaker 2: for it, but from the people who bring you legal stuff, 12 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 2: we bring you how have you injured your crotch? And 13 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:48,440 Speaker 2: if you're on hold, the rules of engagement are very simple. 14 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 2: Keep it brief, but simply tell us how have you 15 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:56,480 Speaker 2: injured your crotch? And we're gonna start with Jennifer. Jennifer 16 00:00:56,720 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 2: is a first Jennifer, Happy New Year's Eve and tell 17 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,840 Speaker 2: us how have you injured your crotch? 18 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:03,920 Speaker 4: Hi? 19 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 1: Well, do you know about essential oils, like, for example, 20 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 1: basil essential oil? 21 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 3: I do, yes? 22 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:16,320 Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I had a yeast infection, so instead of 23 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,400 Speaker 1: going to the pharmacy, I thought I would dip a 24 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:24,679 Speaker 1: tampon in the basil essential oil, oh, and then inserted it. 25 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:25,399 Speaker 5: Yeah. 26 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 1: I pretty much injured my crotch for a week. 27 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 2: Oh so, Jennifer, at what point in that process did 28 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:43,320 Speaker 2: you realize this was a bad idea? In Oh, like, 29 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 2: I don't even have those parts. None of these dudes 30 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 2: in the studio do. And we're all crossing our legs 31 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 2: right now. Oh my god, Jennifer, Well done, Thank you 32 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 2: for sharing. 33 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 3: Happy New Year to you, New Year to you too. 34 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:01,560 Speaker 3: All right, we're. 35 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 2: Off and running. We're fishing with dynamite. The bar has 36 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 2: been set. Fish is up next. 37 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 3: Now. 38 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 2: I don't believe this is Don Fisher of the IU 39 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 2: Radio Network. 40 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 3: This is a different fish. 41 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 6: Correct, Yeah, this is a fish from the YouTube chat. 42 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,960 Speaker 6: So I injured my crotch. I've been building cop cars 43 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,640 Speaker 6: for a long time, and I had a car that 44 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 6: I had to get done for Adams County a handful 45 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:30,800 Speaker 6: of years ago, and I had the bumper facia off 46 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 6: because we mount lights to bumpers and everywhere like that. 47 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 6: My name's Rob actually, but whatever fish on the YouTube chat. 48 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 6: And so I'm drilling and I don't know why I 49 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 6: chose to drill toward myself instead of away from myself. 50 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 6: But I thought I could control the drill and the 51 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 6: drill men into the sack. Oh oh, it came out 52 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 6: the other side and went back in the sack. So 53 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 6: I had three holes in the Oh. My boss gets 54 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:07,080 Speaker 6: to work and he's like, oh, you're bs and me 55 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 6: and so I pull out this bloody paper towel out 56 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,040 Speaker 6: of my pants and he's like, oh my god, you've 57 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 6: got to go to the the hospital right now. And 58 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 6: I said, I got to get this car done for whatever. 59 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 3: Hold on, you kept working on the car. 60 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,079 Speaker 2: You had multiple holes in your sack and you kept 61 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 2: working on the car. 62 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 6: Hey man, you know worked before pleasure. 63 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,360 Speaker 3: Hey dude, that's the American spirit right there. 64 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 2: You say you say, you say that makes me ready 65 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,360 Speaker 2: to run through a brick wall, Like that's amazing, that's awesome. 66 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 6: Yeah, it was the thing. And when I pulled the 67 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 6: drill out, the drill that had like hair and skim attachment. 68 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 2: Okay, that's the visual there it is. 69 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 3: Fish. 70 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 2: Have a great new year. My friend John is up next. John, 71 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 2: welcome him to the Hammer in Nigel Show. Happy New Year. 72 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 2: How have you injured your crotch? 73 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 3: Radio down to this. 74 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:13,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, oh sorry about that. Yeah it wasn't actually my crotch, 75 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,720 Speaker 4: but I got to witness a great crotch injury. At 76 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:20,920 Speaker 4: basic training. We're all outside getting ready for physical training 77 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,960 Speaker 4: in the morning, wearing our gray sweatpants and our army 78 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 4: T shirts. And a guy who's a bit more athletic 79 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 4: than the rest of us, while we're stretching out, decides 80 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 4: to put on like a gymnastics floor show for us. 81 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:37,119 Speaker 4: So he starts doing cartwheels and twitches into back handsprings, 82 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:41,279 Speaker 4: and he's trajectory is right towards this little pear tree 83 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,840 Speaker 4: in the middle of the courtyard there, and you can 84 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:47,119 Speaker 4: hear people start to murmur, O the tree, the tree, 85 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 4: And sure enough he finishes it off with the backflip 86 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:53,280 Speaker 4: and forks himself about five feet up in the air, 87 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:58,240 Speaker 4: slid down like a cartoon. And we all decided to 88 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 4: grab some hard boiled egg from the Caffe te after 89 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 4: a breakfast and make a little shrine for his lady. 90 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,839 Speaker 2: So I've got so many questions here, why in a 91 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:12,239 Speaker 2: group of like such badassory, you know, is this dude 92 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 2: like going out there doing like a floor routine. 93 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 4: Hey, some of us could dunk. Some of us could 94 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,960 Speaker 4: do one hundred push outs. This guy can do backhand 95 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,160 Speaker 4: springs and double backflips. So I mean he was he 96 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:24,760 Speaker 4: was flexing. 97 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,039 Speaker 2: Yeah, but some of you had a working bean bag afterwards, 98 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 2: So I feel like the advantage goes to you. 99 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:31,119 Speaker 3: John. 100 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,159 Speaker 2: That's awesome, brother, Thank you so much, and Happy New Year. 101 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 2: All right, we go from John to Jonathan standing by Jonathan, 102 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:42,839 Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. 103 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,480 Speaker 3: Happy New Year. How have you injured your crotch? 104 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:47,080 Speaker 2: Uh? 105 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:54,279 Speaker 7: Well, I was experimenting in the shower while back, you know, 106 00:05:54,400 --> 00:06:00,080 Speaker 7: shampoo bottles whatnot? Okay, I was, I was. I was 107 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,400 Speaker 7: in there and the lid, the lid just snapshot right 108 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 7: on top of it. Uh, screaming and yelping. 109 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,360 Speaker 4: Man, it's it hurt. 110 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 8: It left. 111 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,040 Speaker 5: The march's still there. 112 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:11,920 Speaker 7: I can't show you. 113 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,440 Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad that you can't show me. Thank you 114 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:18,960 Speaker 3: for that. Now. I'm a little leary of the story. 115 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,640 Speaker 3: I'm a little lary that may have happened. 116 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:26,599 Speaker 2: And if that did happen, Jonathan, I you know, feel 117 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,280 Speaker 2: bad that you injured yourself while trying to pleasure yourself. 118 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:30,279 Speaker 3: Nobody wants that. 119 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:35,000 Speaker 2: But the shampoo bottle thing just reeks at the old 120 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:35,960 Speaker 2: Adam Sandler bit. 121 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 3: This isn't my first rodeo. 122 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,800 Speaker 2: So if you're gonna come with that story, come with 123 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:43,360 Speaker 2: something at least original. If you're gonna try to prank 124 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,320 Speaker 2: and troll, it's gotta be something we haven't heard before. 125 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:51,160 Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. If that was true, I'm sorry. 126 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:55,559 Speaker 2: But if that's not true, that's unriginal. That's all I'm saying. 127 00:06:56,320 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 2: Let's go to Jim, who is standing by Jim. 128 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 3: What's happening? 129 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:02,760 Speaker 4: Okay. 130 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 5: I listening to you guys every day. I've heard this segment. 131 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,520 Speaker 5: Don't know how many times the log wanted to call 132 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:11,320 Speaker 5: in because I think I would win first prize. I'm 133 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 5: like eight years old, Okay. I'm down at my friend's 134 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 5: house and his dad was adding a garage on to 135 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 5: the side of the house. And there were no walls up, 136 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,800 Speaker 5: but he had the foundation, the floor in and the 137 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:26,040 Speaker 5: concrete blocks and everything, and the garage set up about 138 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:29,680 Speaker 5: four or five feet higher than the backyard, okay, and 139 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 5: he had to set of steps that he sent put 140 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:34,960 Speaker 5: down to the yard, and at the bober's steps was 141 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,400 Speaker 5: a big tree stump that they hadn't taken out. Okay, 142 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,640 Speaker 5: so I'm sitting there waiting on my buddy. I'm sitting 143 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:43,560 Speaker 5: on my bike. I'm just I'm sitting on the crossbar, okay, 144 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:47,040 Speaker 5: and I'm just you know, going back and forth, back 145 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 5: and forth. And I went a little too far back 146 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:54,600 Speaker 5: and I ride down these steps backwards. I'm on the crossbar, 147 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 5: and when you hit that tree stump, the bike doesn't 148 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:03,720 Speaker 5: go anywhere. You can you can imagine. So and I'm 149 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,480 Speaker 5: laying I can remember, just like with yesterday, I'm laying 150 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:12,080 Speaker 5: there in the yard. I'm screaming and there's no there's 151 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,520 Speaker 5: no noise coming out because you know, it hurts so 152 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 5: bad you can make. 153 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the wind gets knocked out of you for sure. 154 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:18,680 Speaker 4: Oh. 155 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:22,400 Speaker 5: I mean I've I've never had pain like that in 156 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:25,440 Speaker 5: my life. I've just screaming on there for five minutes. 157 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:31,680 Speaker 5: And finally it's amazing that it hurts so bad. 158 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:32,640 Speaker 6: It was just. 159 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,800 Speaker 3: Any permanent damage down there. 160 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:44,080 Speaker 5: No, I'm surprised those theyople have kids. But uh, that 161 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:47,600 Speaker 5: was I've had some pretty serious pain in my life, 162 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,040 Speaker 5: but nothing nothing like that. 163 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,360 Speaker 2: It was just But you know what, though, Jim, I 164 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:56,840 Speaker 2: think overcoming an injury like that, now you've built up 165 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,839 Speaker 2: such a tolerance that even if you step on a 166 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,080 Speaker 2: lit go barefoot, or if you have to do like 167 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,920 Speaker 2: what Bruce Willis did and die hard and walk across glass, 168 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,960 Speaker 2: that's not gonna phase you because you've injured your sack 169 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,560 Speaker 2: on the tree trunk before and that was way worse. 170 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 2: So again I think it may be a blessing that 171 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:18,439 Speaker 2: had happened. He would probably disagree, but nothing would probably 172 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,960 Speaker 2: phase him after that. So before we wrap the segment 173 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 2: up here, producer, Kurt and Chris, I want your stories, 174 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:29,400 Speaker 2: because again I believe everybody's got one. 175 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,760 Speaker 3: Kurt, how have you injured your crotch? 176 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 9: I have the classic that's probably happened to a lot 177 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,040 Speaker 9: of people. And when I lived with my mother in 178 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:39,640 Speaker 9: Plainfield trampoline backyard doing some backflips, having fun, get a 179 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:41,600 Speaker 9: little bit too extra of a bounce, and then your 180 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,520 Speaker 9: foot goes through the edge and your balls go right 181 00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:48,160 Speaker 9: on the o the metal park, no netting on the trampoline. 182 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,440 Speaker 9: We were hillbillies, so just straight boom right there, and 183 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,360 Speaker 9: like he said, knocked the wind out of me, and 184 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,760 Speaker 9: I thought I screamed, but nobody could hear me. No 185 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:58,800 Speaker 9: permanent damage as far as we know, but that that 186 00:09:58,840 --> 00:09:59,920 Speaker 9: will always stick out to me. 187 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:03,600 Speaker 2: That's happened a lot. We've heard that, Yeah, quite a bit, Chris. 188 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,120 Speaker 2: I don't have like a crazy story like that. But 189 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,000 Speaker 2: I was in a baseball game, because I played baseball 190 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,640 Speaker 2: growing up. A guy throws me a slider that's breaking 191 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:11,760 Speaker 2: out towards the inside. 192 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:12,720 Speaker 3: I swing a. 193 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,200 Speaker 8: Foul tips it, but it goes off the bat right 194 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,679 Speaker 8: into the nuts. 195 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:18,880 Speaker 3: Oh so you got the foul tip. 196 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,760 Speaker 2: And normally a foul tip goes back, it hits the 197 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,240 Speaker 2: catcher or hits the umpire. 198 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,359 Speaker 3: But because he threw you a breaking. 199 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,840 Speaker 2: Piece, yes, you got a piece of it and it 200 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,239 Speaker 2: went straight to your cross. 201 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,760 Speaker 8: Did and it was a fast slider too. It wasn't 202 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,320 Speaker 8: like he threw it with finesse. And he chucked that 203 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,520 Speaker 8: thing and it hit with some you no cup in it? 204 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:35,080 Speaker 3: No cup? 205 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,720 Speaker 8: At this time, I was yes. 206 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:40,480 Speaker 2: And I think that's a thing people ask about a 207 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:44,480 Speaker 2: lot like. I don't think athletes today wear cups like 208 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,040 Speaker 2: they used. 209 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,800 Speaker 3: To back in the day. I don't think that's a sair. 210 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:47,800 Speaker 3: If you're a catcher, you do. 211 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:49,480 Speaker 8: But if you're not a catcher, I don't think you 212 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:49,800 Speaker 8: really do. 213 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:53,240 Speaker 2: Right, if you're a catcher, I think it's required almost 214 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,880 Speaker 2: but I don't think anybody else does. Like even NFL 215 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,960 Speaker 2: dudes who play the offensive line, I don't think they 216 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,040 Speaker 2: wear cups anymore. It's almost like a lost art of 217 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,679 Speaker 2: protecting your junk. All right, great round of calls. I 218 00:11:04,679 --> 00:11:06,520 Speaker 2: think one of them was BS, but we called them 219 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:09,319 Speaker 2: on it. Everything else was solid. Great way to end 220 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:13,400 Speaker 2: twenty twenty five. We're coming back for one more segment 221 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,000 Speaker 2: this year. It's The Hammer and Nigel Show.