1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,520 Speaker 1: You were listening to the Hammer and Nigel show. 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,239 Speaker 2: Oh man, we're all getting in the spirit of the madness. Yes, 3 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 2: I'm Jason Hammer, radio legend Nigel right next to me. 4 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:15,080 Speaker 3: Here. 5 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 2: We're at Great Lakes Honda in Fishers. Please, you've got 6 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,680 Speaker 2: plenty of time. Leave work early. 7 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,560 Speaker 3: It's not like you're doing anything anyway. Just walk out. 8 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,640 Speaker 2: Don't tell your boss, just leave right now and come 9 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 2: hang out with us. 10 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 1: I mean, those kinds of things to happen anyway around 11 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 1: March madness. 12 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,120 Speaker 3: Right, I mean right, you sent. 13 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:34,839 Speaker 2: One email today and you spend the rest of the 14 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 2: day watching basketball. 15 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:37,280 Speaker 3: We're not stupid. 16 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 2: We know what happens here, so you might as well 17 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,879 Speaker 2: watch it with us. Come up here and try to 18 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:46,159 Speaker 2: win some prizes from Great Lakes Honda. And speaking of 19 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:49,879 Speaker 2: the madness, it's stand up comedy madness. So we've got 20 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 2: our own bracket of sixteen of our favorite stand up comedians. 21 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 2: We seeded them out in the tournament, and each day 22 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:00,480 Speaker 2: you guys will vote for your favorite to advance in 23 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 2: our tournament. So before we get to the new matchup today, 24 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:06,320 Speaker 2: let's recap. 25 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 3: The one from yesterday. 26 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:12,120 Speaker 2: All right, yesterday we had the number fourteen seed Nate Bargotzi. 27 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 4: The guy that we have that mows our yard is 28 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:25,399 Speaker 4: my wife. It's free, which is nice. I don't care 29 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:26,119 Speaker 4: for the tone. 30 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 3: It is moded. 31 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,680 Speaker 4: She wanted a moo and and I was like, look, 32 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 4: that's fine, but I want you to go tell every 33 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 4: neighbor that you choose to do this. I don't always 34 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 4: begin stopped like you the guy that makes his wife 35 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 4: mow the yard. I'm like, yeah, I got my mom 36 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 4: on the roof right now. 37 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 3: Okay. 38 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: By the way, the highest grossing comedian in the world 39 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: in twenty twenty four was Nate Bargotzi in the world 40 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: in eighty million dollars. 41 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 2: He was an indie, I believe, on Valentine's Day, and 42 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 2: the show sold out so quickly they decided to do 43 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 2: a second launch, second one like a daytime version Matinee. 44 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, old Mattinee action. 45 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 2: So that's the fourteen seed that tells you how good 46 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 2: this bracket is. Taking on a number three seed. Somebody 47 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,560 Speaker 2: that could win this whole thing. 48 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:31,519 Speaker 5: Eddie Murphy, y'allsey deliriously making fun a lot of entertainers 49 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 5: who That's when I got scared because I did some 50 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,640 Speaker 5: jokes a byt mister T. I was scared because y'all 51 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 5: see mister T. He don't look like, you know. 52 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 3: Like he can't fight. 53 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 5: He looks like he can whip. 54 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 3: Some ass, right, And I was pictrified. 55 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 6: I was walking parties and people say, yo, man, mister 56 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 6: T was just saying looking for you. He was walking 57 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 6: up people saying, I'm a whipping it of everything. 58 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 3: An't want to see him. 59 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,240 Speaker 5: And then I watched the show because I didn't know him. 60 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 5: I watched the show to see what kind of guy 61 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 5: he was, and the character on the show ain't too bright, 62 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 5: so I figured if he came up to me, I 63 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 5: could use a Jedi mind tree Arnold welcome. 64 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 3: I heard you don't joking about it? No you didn't. 65 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 3: Maybe I didn't into him live. It's a big matchup, 66 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 3: it is, but it was a landslide. 67 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:15,359 Speaker 1: Yeah. 68 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,800 Speaker 2: We thought this would be a blowout and it was 69 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:19,720 Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy. 70 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 3: Moving on in the bracket. 71 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 2: Okay, Now, today's matchup is a seven against the ten seed, 72 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,239 Speaker 2: and these. 73 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,640 Speaker 3: Are guys that are a little bit older. 74 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 2: Because we've tried to span different generations of comedians in 75 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:36,760 Speaker 2: this field, so the number seven seed. This may be 76 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 2: a controversial pick because of what's happened in his personal life, 77 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 2: but we're just focusing on the comedy. 78 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 3: Here number seven. 79 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:48,840 Speaker 2: Seed talking about his trip to the dentist Bill Cosby. 80 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 6: Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any 81 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 6: sharp metal object. 82 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 3: Then you sit in their chair. 83 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,120 Speaker 6: And the first thing they grab is an iron hook. 84 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 6: And he started to pick in an area that you 85 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 6: came to get fixed. Now the then this pulls out 86 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 6: a needle. This is too dead in the baby. Now 87 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:27,160 Speaker 6: he starts to drink, and you see and smell smoke 88 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 6: coming out of your mouth. He drills some morning. You 89 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 6: hear him make a mistake. 90 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,039 Speaker 3: I'm covering up. They all say the same thing. 91 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 1: Okay, so that's great. Bill Cosby himself, I believe one 92 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,280 Speaker 1: of the first stand up comedy specials I've I ever 93 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: saw as a kid. 94 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,479 Speaker 2: Right, if you can get past the whole drink this 95 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 2: murky cocktail tail. 96 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:57,840 Speaker 3: It was a great stand up comedian. 97 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 2: Now a guy that did not do as clean of 98 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:06,159 Speaker 2: material is our ten seed. This is a man talking 99 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 2: about his colonoscopy. Robin Williams, Oh wow, because when you 100 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,040 Speaker 2: go to the doctor in your fifties, it's the colonoscopy. 101 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,480 Speaker 5: Yes, it's a video. 102 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 3: Camera on the end of a roto Rudin. It's doing 103 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 3: up you and then to go further up here. 104 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:29,599 Speaker 4: Now you're a free party famer. Give me. 105 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 1: I'll even take them a man to time. The late 106 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,279 Speaker 1: Robin Williams. 107 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 3: Oh, just the energy. 108 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,960 Speaker 2: Now, there's a good chance he was probably coked out 109 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:40,360 Speaker 2: of his mind. 110 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: Sure's also been accused of jacking other people's material as well, yes, 111 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 1: over his the span of his career. But but, and 112 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:51,040 Speaker 1: the other important thing to note here is that we're 113 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 1: not voting on the clips. 114 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:55,440 Speaker 2: Right right, We're just giving you examples of their work. 115 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,480 Speaker 3: So we're asking you to go to Facebook and Twitter 116 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,359 Speaker 3: right now at Hammer and Nigel. 117 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 2: Which one of these comedians their entire body of comedy 118 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:08,479 Speaker 2: work do you think warrants? Moving on to the second round, 119 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:13,800 Speaker 2: The seventh seed man Bill Cosby, the ten seed Robin Williams. 120 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,440 Speaker 1: This one's going to be close. I have a feeling, 121 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 1: I mean Bargatzi and Eddie Murphy that won't even close, 122 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:18,480 Speaker 1: was it? 123 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 2: I mean was because Eddie Murphy is so good like 124 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:25,279 Speaker 2: Bargotzi in any other like bracket of younger comics might 125 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:28,040 Speaker 2: be a one seed. But this is of all time, 126 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 2: but this one could be close. Cosby and Robin Williams. 127 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,279 Speaker 1: I can't call it, can't call it. 128 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 3: Too close to call it right now. 129 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:41,279 Speaker 2: Okay, the poll is live, so go to Facebook at 130 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:45,560 Speaker 2: hammer in Nigel or Twitter at hammer in Nigel and 131 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,480 Speaker 2: cast your vote. You're voting for the comic you want 132 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:51,680 Speaker 2: to move forward in this tournament.