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Speaker 1: Buckle up. Anything can happen here.

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Speaker 2: Well, Hammer and Nigel present caller Roulette.

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Speaker 1: This really is.

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Speaker 3: A bad idea.

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Speaker 1: It always is.

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Speaker 4: Like if I were the boss, if I were David

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Speaker 4: Wood of WIBC, I would never allow this segment.

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Speaker 2: He's got a lot on his plate right now. I'm

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Speaker 3: Good for us.

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Speaker 4: So this is where we just go to the phone line.

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Speaker 4: We have no idea what these people want to talk about.

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Speaker 4: All we have is a name. Because normally, like in

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Speaker 4: a respectable talk show, the producer in our case it

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Speaker 4: thought calls into a news talk radio show were kind

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Speaker 4: reason like how have you injured your crotch or dirty

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Speaker 4: military stories Like I don't want to do a show

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Speaker 3: That's not what we do.

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Speaker 4: But every once in a while, we just want to

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Speaker 4: get the temperature of what's going on in Indy. And

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Speaker 4: that's why we do call her Roulette, because clearly this

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Speaker 4: is what you guys want to talk about. So let's

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Speaker 4: light this candle. Larry is up first, Larry, I.

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Speaker 5: Was you know, I'm sick and tired of Jasmine Cracker.

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Speaker 5: Right she is out there. She's a big flabby beast.

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Speaker 5: First of all, every time you see her, she's got

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Speaker 5: and she's a crack addict. I'll tell you how I

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Speaker 5: tell you. I know, I'm telling you.

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Speaker 1: How Aboutive from Texas.

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Speaker 6: You have to take a look at her.

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Speaker 5: Take a look at her, let me continue.

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Speaker 7: Come on.

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Speaker 5: What she done is she slipped out of her bedroom

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Speaker 5: Then they gave her a zip, then they gave her

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Speaker 5: a primo. Then she gotta broke off antana stuffed in

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Speaker 5: her mouth. So that's what she is. She can't shake

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Speaker 5: the habit, but she is an ugly beast. You know,

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Speaker 5: I'm drawing a characterization of her without her wig and

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Speaker 5: her eyelashes and her girdles on a naked picture, and

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna post it on my Facebook. And Larry vod

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Speaker 5: so she is really I'm sick of her.

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Speaker 3: Oh, we've got that.

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Speaker 4: We understand that, Larry, Thank you very much. There, she's

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Speaker 4: not a very nice person. No, he hates trumps supporters.

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Speaker 4: She hates Trump. I can't look at her and know

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Speaker 4: she's addicted to crack though.

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Speaker 2: I can't shot doctor.

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Speaker 4: Sanjay Gupta of CNN where I can just look at

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Speaker 4: heart disease. So, Larry, I appreciate your passion. God bless

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Speaker 4: you the Lord. This is why we don't do this

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Speaker 3: Rob is up next, Rob, go ahead.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this is Rob. I listen to your show all

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Speaker 6: the time. First time call her though. I just wanted

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Speaker 6: to tell you the problem with our society day is

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Speaker 6: you probably learned it back at Ball State University and

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Speaker 6: the psychology class that I was in. The punishment has

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Speaker 5: That's discipline is easy.

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Speaker 6: I used to tell our principle that all the time, dude,

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Speaker 5: I was in sixth grade and giving.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't work, Rob, I was.

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Speaker 2: In sixth grade. I remember flipping off a girl named

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Speaker 4: I think it's the alcohol, but going well, that might

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Speaker 4: be it too. But Rob has a point there for sure. Well,

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Speaker 4: there's a guy who's been arrested ninety nine times. He

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Speaker 4: to him, right because he's gotten off the hook ninety

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Speaker 4: eight times. The ninety ninth time he is charged with

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Speaker 1: There's a jay Z song parody waiting to be Oh.

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Speaker 4: A Hammer and Nigel record song probably could be made

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Speaker 4: about ninety nine problems, but meares ain't one.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Mike. Mike, Welcome to the Hammer and

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Speaker 3: Nigel Show. Do you guys hear me loud and clear?

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Speaker 8: Hey Mike, Hey, guys, Counselman Mike ern is from Beachtrove.

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Speaker 8: I just wanted to let everybody know that in about

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Speaker 8: a year from now, the citizens of Beach Strove are

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Speaker 8: gonna have their very own wah wah store that they'll

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Speaker 8: be able to get a ho yeap.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh baby.

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Speaker 2: There's been a couple of wa walls popping up in Indie,

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Speaker 1: There's one in Plainfield, yep.

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Speaker 8: Been in the next year, we're coming down to the

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Speaker 8: here's true that.

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Speaker 1: Mike, talk to me. We get at BUCkies in Indie.

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Speaker 6: No, man, no, just.

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Speaker 3: So, where where is the wah wah gonna be in

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Speaker 3: Beach Grove.

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Speaker 8: Where the former kmart location was?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so here, once you get that up and

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Speaker 4: rolling your councilman in the grove, find out who we

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Speaker 4: got to talk to, what people? We've got all, you know,

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Speaker 4: bribe to get the ponderosa back. You make that happen.

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Speaker 4: We're going to broadcast our show lived.

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Speaker 2: Hey, there might not be Hey, Hey, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike,

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Speaker 2: there might be some people listening that don't know what

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Speaker 2: a wah wah is.

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Speaker 8: Waa is the best convenience story you'll ever go to.

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Speaker 5: Look it up.

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Speaker 8: Started on the East Side or East East Coast and uh,

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Speaker 8: they got delicious food, delicious food, known for their hogies,

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Speaker 8: their coffee and their pretzels.

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Speaker 5: Check it out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they make this good food there, that's for sure.

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Speaker 4: And Mike, when you need an endorser for that wahwah,

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Speaker 4: there's nobody better to be representing the Beech Grove, big, bad,

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Speaker 4: awesome convenience store than yours.

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Speaker 3: Truly, I'm just throwing that out there.

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Speaker 9: I hear you, sir.

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Speaker 5: Do you guys continue to do a good job.

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Speaker 3: We love you, Thank you, brother.

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Speaker 1: That's fun.

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Speaker 3: Scott is up next, Scott rock and Roll.

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Speaker 7: Hey, guys, man, love listening to you.

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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 7: Hey, I was wondering what's the acceptable amount of beer

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Speaker 7: you can drink on a Saturday and Sunday while watching

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Speaker 1: It depends on if you have a wife or not.

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Speaker 3: Yes, there are variables.

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Speaker 1: Yes, well we are now separated, so it's doing very well.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry about that. Bude.

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Speaker 5: Hey, no, it's good if.

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Speaker 4: You don't have anybody giving you crap. I don't really

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Speaker 4: think that there's a limit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, limit.

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Speaker 2: I mean like on Sunday the what nine thirty was?

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Speaker 2: It was Pittsburgh and Minnesota Ireland. Again, I had so

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Speaker 2: there was twelve hours of at least.

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Speaker 1: Twelve hours of the NFL football.

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Speaker 2: So I look, Scott, I'm married. There's definitely a limit.

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Speaker 2: If I'm not married. No, kids have at it.

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Speaker 3: Right, twenty four hours in a day, twenty four beers

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Speaker 4: Keith is up next. Keith, Welcome to the Hammer and

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Speaker 4: Nigel Show.

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Speaker 9: Hey, I'm glad hear's you guys. Yeah, yeah, we've been

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Speaker 9: doing some traveling and we're in Missouri. We're from Indiana,

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Speaker 9: and I haven't figured this out yet. Missouri is just

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Speaker 9: as full of bobble head Republicans as in the Ennis.

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Speaker 9: But they have weed, they have abortion rights, and they

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Speaker 9: have better roads than super gas. What are we doing wrong?

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Speaker 4: Well, a lot of our Republicans are what we would

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Speaker 4: call rhinos, Republicans in name only. The Democrats in Indiana

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Speaker 4: are so incompetent the Republicans have gotten comfortable like, and

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Speaker 4: I know Rob Kendall talks about.

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Speaker 3: This all the time, Like you look who the.

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Speaker 4: Senate pro tempt leader is, Rod Bray, Look at a

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Speaker 4: Todd Houston, the house leader. These guys are, in essence,

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Speaker 3: Pat is up next. Pat, Welcome to the Hammer and

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Speaker 3: Nigel Show.

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Speaker 2: Probably better that we lost Keith.

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Speaker 9: Hey, guys, four words for you, Hammer and also for me.

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Speaker 1: Cubs win, Cubs win. Nice?

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Speaker 9: How hard it is to watch this.

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Speaker 1: Good thing listening to you guys.

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Speaker 3: It's tough.

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Speaker 4: Try doing the show while the game's going on right

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Speaker 4: in front of you. Three to one final Cubbies lead

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Speaker 4: that series one to nothing. And uh yeah, and your

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Speaker 4: boy here won the Cubs money line and the under

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Speaker 3: So bought a bing bought a boom.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 4: Need to check out the Degenerates next Door sports betting

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Speaker 4: podcast because I did start the year kind of slow.

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Speaker 4: There's a new college one out and I've got action

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Speaker 4: tonight in the Reds game as well. Started the year

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Speaker 4: Start so we're fighting, back, Baby, Woody go, Ahead, Woody

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Speaker 4: welcome to The hammer Of Nigel.

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Speaker 7: SHOW i don't know if you Remember Mike. Royko he

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Speaker 7: used to have a column in The Indianapolis news years

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Speaker 7: ago and he, said legalize the. Drugs it's easier to

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Speaker 1: Curbs let him sniff their brains.

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Speaker 7: Out and you know the other thing is they should

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Speaker 7: them down To Monument, circle paying them and give all

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Speaker 4: Entertainment now you're talking to romance to, me because that's

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Speaker 4: Something i've been saying for. YEARS i want public executions

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Speaker 4: AND i want them broadcast on The Execution, channel brought

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Speaker 4: to you By hammer And Nigel.

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Speaker 2: Productions it's like more like Like RIADDISH i ran type of.

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Speaker 2: STYLE i don't know if we want that.

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Speaker 3: HERE i think some people do. Nudge you don't have

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Speaker 3: to watch.

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Speaker 4: Right you can come in here and color and books

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Speaker 4: and play with clay whatever makes you feel. Safe but

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Speaker 4: everybody else wants to watch the guy that's been arrested

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Speaker 4: that was a good run of. Calls interesting, run interesting.

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Speaker 4: Run you guys are. Awesome it's The hammer Of Nigel.

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