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Speaker 1: You were listening to the Hammer and Nichel Show. It's

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Speaker 1: a final four week here in Indie and we've got

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Speaker 1: a trip to our Final four of stand up comedy

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Speaker 1: Madness on the line. The last spot in the Final

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Speaker 1: four will be decided today. Before we get there, let's

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Speaker 1: recap yesterday's matchup and Jerry, we've had some heavyweight fights lately.

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Speaker 1: What we're doing is taking stand up comedians. We've ranked

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Speaker 1: them in a bracket one through sixteen, seeded out. They

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Speaker 1: compete against each other and you, the listeners of the show,

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Speaker 1: vote on Facebook and Twitter which comedian you want to advance.

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Speaker 1: And yesterday we had two of the all time greats,

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Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle.

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Speaker 2: And as soon as I open my car door, I

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Speaker 2: hear voice go David Chappelle. I didn't even have to look.

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Speaker 2: I knew it was her. And I looked back and

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Speaker 2: sure enough, there she was her face. And be honest

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Speaker 2: with you, she probably wasn't even that old. She's probably

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Speaker 2: around my age. I was nice. I said hello, miss,

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Speaker 2: and she didn't say anything back. All she said was

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Speaker 2: I watch your comedy. I said, oh, and then she

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Speaker 2: says this is true.

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Speaker 1: She goes it.

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Speaker 2: Sounds to me like you pet women. I said, well,

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Speaker 2: you know what, miss, it's art and you're free to

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Speaker 2: interpret this art however you like. But I can tell you,

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Speaker 2: as the maker of this art, that I don't believe

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Speaker 2: that I feel that way. And she said, well I think,

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Speaker 2: And I said.

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Speaker 3: Shut up, Well, I kill you and put you in

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Speaker 3: the trunk.

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Speaker 2: Ain't nobody around here. I'm just kidding. I didn't say that.

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Speaker 1: So Dave Chappelle, who could easily win this whole thing,

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Speaker 1: taking on another guy that could easily win this whole thing,

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Speaker 1: the late and great Robin Williams.

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Speaker 3: And I was once on a German talk show and

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Speaker 3: if you if you want to go on one, it's

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Speaker 3: a lot of fun. It's really fun. And I was

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Speaker 3: on this German talk show and this woman said to me,

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Speaker 3: she said, mister Williams, why do you think there's not

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Speaker 3: so much comedy in Germany? And I said, did you

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Speaker 3: ever think you killed all the funny people?

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Speaker 2: And good God?

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Speaker 3: And here's what got interesting. She didn't battenn eyelighth she

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Speaker 3: just went no. At that point, even God's going, do

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Speaker 3: you get it?

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Speaker 2: German comedy?

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Speaker 4: Knock knock?

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Speaker 3: We asked the questions.

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Speaker 1: So the winner based on your votes, and I got

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Speaker 1: to be honest, I was actually surprised at the margin

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Speaker 1: of victory, Robin Williams pulling the upset over Dave Chappelle.

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Speaker 4: I would know that that, I would call it upset

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Speaker 4: and these guys can win. I voted for Dave Chappelle,

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Speaker 4: not surprised Robin beat him. He's Hilarry's comedian, great body

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Speaker 4: of work and all kinds of movies. No need to

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Speaker 4: hang your head, Dave.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I mean think about just this past week alone.

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Speaker 1: George Carlin has been defeated. Dave Chappelle, Richard Pryor have

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Speaker 1: all gone down. This is like a crazy March madness

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Speaker 1: bracket here, all right, today's matchup, final trip to the

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Speaker 1: final four is on the line. You've got one of

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Speaker 1: my personal favorites, Chris Rock.

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Speaker 5: Martin Luther King stood for non vos.

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Speaker 4: Now it's Martin Luther King a Street and I'll.

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Speaker 5: Give a wheel in America if you are Martin Luther

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Speaker 5: King Boulevard.

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Speaker 4: There's some vole's gone dat.

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Speaker 1: It ain't the samest place to be.

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Speaker 4: You can't call nobody tell him you lost on MLK.

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Speaker 4: I'm lost.

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Speaker 5: I'm a Martin Luther.

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Speaker 3: King Ronn.

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Speaker 1: So Chris Rock competing against Jerry Seinfeld.

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Speaker 5: So I move into the settling. Now I get ahead

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Speaker 5: of this woman who felt for some reason. I guess

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Speaker 5: that she thought that I cut her off. So she

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Speaker 5: pulls up alongside of me gives me a finger. It

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Speaker 5: seems like such an arbitrary, ridiculous thing to just pick

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Speaker 5: a finger and you show it to the person. It's

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Speaker 5: a finger. What does it mean someone shows me one

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Speaker 5: of their fingers and I'm supposed to feel bad? Is

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Speaker 5: that the way it's supposed to work? I mean, she

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Speaker 5: could just give someone the toe, really, couldn't you. I

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Speaker 5: would feel worse if I got the toe than if

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Speaker 5: I got the finger. Can because it's not easy to

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Speaker 5: give someone the toe. You got to get the shoe off,

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Speaker 5: the sock off, and drive get it up in the

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Speaker 5: with it that toe, buddy. I mean, that's really insulting

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Speaker 5: to get the toe, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 1: Somebody gives you a toe, they really hate you. Man.

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Speaker 4: That's a tough one. Again, Like I love both these guys.

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Speaker 4: Jerry Seinfeld has held up. I didn't get the Jerry

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Speaker 4: Seinfeld until after the sindefuelt off the air.

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Speaker 1: You got into like the reruns of the Binge Watching

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Speaker 1: and all that was.

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Speaker 4: On Netflix, and I just ran them all off and

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Speaker 4: it still holds up. But Chris Rock is he's a goat.

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Speaker 4: But we just lost one last round, so this could

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Speaker 4: go either way.

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Speaker 1: So you can vote right now on Twitter and on Facebook.

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Speaker 1: On Twitter at Hammer and Nigel, click on the comedian

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Speaker 1: you want to advance. And again, this is based on

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Speaker 1: their full comedy stand up comedy body of work, not

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Speaker 1: just the sound bite that we played. We always try

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Speaker 1: to play a sound bite to give you an example

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Speaker 1: of who they are, but you're basing their entire stand

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Speaker 1: up comedy body of work on your vote. Is it

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Speaker 1: Chris Rock or Jerry Seinfeld? Facebook and Twitter at Hammer

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Speaker 1: and Nigel