1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:04,480 Speaker 1: There's a classic episode of The Simpsons Nige where Krusty 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:09,440 Speaker 1: the Clown is reading off a teleprompter and it reads 3 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:10,320 Speaker 1: and now. 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 2: It's time to talk to the audience. Oh, that's always death. 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 2: That's kind of how I feel. 6 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:19,760 Speaker 3: That's always dead. 7 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:24,599 Speaker 1: About what happens on talk radio when you have callers 8 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 1: call in, Like look, I'm a consumer of news, talk, sports, 9 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 1: talk radio. 10 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,839 Speaker 2: I love talk radio, but I always hate it. 11 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,199 Speaker 1: When people took calls because I want to hear what 12 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:38,919 Speaker 1: the host has to say. But some of you like it. 13 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,159 Speaker 1: So we decided to have a compromise. We're going to 14 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: do a segment called caller Roulette where you guys can 15 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 1: call in and talk about whatever you want. All we 16 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,800 Speaker 1: ask is you bring the energy, you keep it brief, 17 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 1: and you don't swear. 18 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 2: Bring something to the show. 19 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:58,200 Speaker 1: Okay, Charles, welcome to the hammer In Nigel Show. 20 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 2: How are you all right? 21 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 4: Hear me? 22 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 2: We can hear you, Charles? 23 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,840 Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, Well, God bless all of it. And of course, Alison, 24 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 5: Mistress of All Media, of course, my Early Christmas is 25 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,480 Speaker 5: coming up next. Sunny Academy Awards have been watching no 26 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 5: since Gradeschool back in fifty seven. Anyway, I'll make it 27 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 5: real quick and talk fast. I'll give you three reasons 28 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 5: why you should never vote for your Academy and three 29 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 5: reasons why it did. One never vote for what movies 30 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,760 Speaker 5: making the most money. Two don't vote for which the 31 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,399 Speaker 5: most popular, and three don't vote for your own film. 32 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,400 Speaker 5: You'll lose every time. Here's three quick examples, and then 33 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,400 Speaker 5: you can shoot me. In nineteen eighty one, Raiders the 34 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:35,840 Speaker 5: Lost Ark, one of the greatest adventure movies ever made? 35 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 6: Who beat Them? 36 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 5: Chariots of Fire nineteen nineteen, Vid Ryan, one of the 37 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 5: greatest war pictures ever made? Who beat It? Shakespeare in Love? 38 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,600 Speaker 5: Here's the element kicking the concession stands. Star Wars come 39 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 5: out in seventy seven. 40 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 4: Who Beat It? 41 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:54,960 Speaker 5: An a hall Woody Allen movie? So I have no 42 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 5: when I feel a tremor in the force, Yes. 43 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 7: Charles, all right, I'm gonna keep be on the phone 44 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 7: here for just a few more seconds. Who are you 45 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 7: voting for? This time around? 46 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 8: At the Oscar, I'll tell you the watch that the 47 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 8: junk they've turned out about the last nine or almost 48 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 8: ten years. You'll get that one made out of the 49 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,919 Speaker 8: But none of these I remember most of these going 50 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,840 Speaker 8: to oblivion. And if there's anything I even remotely went to, 51 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 8: wait till it comes out on Bluery and it's about here. 52 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 5: But no, I've none of this stuff over the years. 53 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,280 Speaker 5: I've only won a few times and that's been twenty 54 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 5: years ago. 55 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 3: I for one think Annie Hall should have won gold. 56 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,640 Speaker 5: Look and yeah, here's something little scarier when I mentioned 57 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 5: Star Wars next year that will be fifty years old. 58 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,959 Speaker 2: Thank you, Charles, I appreciate you. 59 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 6: Brother. 60 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 2: Nigel. Stop with the follow up questions. 61 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 7: I was kind of curious as to he didn't have 62 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 7: any answer for me. 63 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:51,120 Speaker 2: Are you proud of yourself? Follow up questions to Charles. 64 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,919 Speaker 7: I wanted to know who he was rooting for this 65 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 7: upcoming weekend for the Oscars. 66 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,680 Speaker 1: You are the movie guy, so I'll give that to you. 67 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 1: And by Charles standards, that was a pretty solid phone call. 68 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 3: It wasn't bad. 69 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 2: That was a good call. Chuck is up next, Chuck, Welcome. 70 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 1: To the Hammer and Nigel show. 71 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 3: I forgot are you from your toilet? 72 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:20,079 Speaker 6: Remember the next time you heard somebody say that they're 73 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 6: a three time voter and they're creaking out. 74 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:28,080 Speaker 8: About what's going on in that Iranian, tell them that. 75 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 2: Okay, I can't understand it. You're gonna have to turn 76 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:29,119 Speaker 2: it down. 77 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 3: He's in the can. 78 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a really bad connection there. It sounded like 79 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:39,160 Speaker 1: somebody was trying to talk to Darth Vader on a 80 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 1: speaker phone. That's what it sounded like. Well, well, see 81 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 1: this is what Krusty was talking about. 82 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 2: Talk to the audience. It's always death. 83 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 1: Jeff is up next, Jeff, Welcome to the hammer In 84 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: Nigel Show. 85 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 6: Hey, guys, love the show. 86 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 4: Listen every day. 87 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 2: Thank you all. 88 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 6: You're a smoking hot hottie and I'm a sixty year 89 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 6: old alcoholic pervert and I think we had a hook up. 90 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 4: What do you say, Alison? 91 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 9: Will you drive a hard barger? 92 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:14,960 Speaker 2: I think we got a ballgame night? 93 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 3: Jeff? How much? How much do you drink every day? 94 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:18,240 Speaker 4: Jeff? 95 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:19,919 Speaker 3: How much you drink every day? What are you drinking 96 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 3: right now? 97 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:23,799 Speaker 4: Scotch doer, Scotch white labeled? 98 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: Okay, so it's a little high class there, Alice label Okay, right, 99 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,640 Speaker 1: Notice Allison didn't say no. 100 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 9: I didn't say I see the prize. 101 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,159 Speaker 6: Let's do it. Let's hook this thing up. 102 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,600 Speaker 3: Charles. Have you been married? 103 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:38,039 Speaker 7: Ye? 104 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,799 Speaker 3: I'm Jeff. I'm sorry. Have you been married before. 105 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 6: I had been married before. 106 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 2: Okay, what happened with that? 107 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 4: She had horrible kids and I had to leave her. 108 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:51,839 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Lucky for you, Alison doesn't have any kids. 109 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,840 Speaker 9: I have two horrible kids. It's hammer, Nigel. 110 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 3: I love how Jeff's saying it was her fault. 111 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 2: Thank you, Jeff. 112 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:05,479 Speaker 1: We appreciate that we've got another Charles standing guy. Say 113 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 1: it's Charles day here on Caller Roulette. 114 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:12,919 Speaker 4: Go ahead, Hey, guys, I love your show. I listened 115 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 4: to you every day. I just want to say, I 116 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,720 Speaker 4: know you guys know your movies, and you've talked a 117 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 4: lot about the comedies and everything else. But when it 118 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 4: comes to horror movies, you need to you need to 119 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 4: go to the experts. And I'm an expert. I am 120 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:34,960 Speaker 4: the horror guy. I love horror movies. I live and 121 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:40,599 Speaker 4: breathe horror movies. Horror is a great genre. I've met 122 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:45,160 Speaker 4: a lot of people. I've met Georgia Merriw, I've met 123 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:49,359 Speaker 4: a lot of people. And so when it comes to 124 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 4: the horror movies, especially coming up in October, if you 125 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 4: would just give me a chance to just let me 126 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:02,239 Speaker 4: tell you my take on horror and the good ones 127 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 4: to watch. There's a lot of good ones. There's one 128 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:08,719 Speaker 4: coming out on DVD UH next week called good Boy. 129 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:13,279 Speaker 4: It's all the perspective from a Dog and it's a 130 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 4: it's a haunted house story. It's really good. But I 131 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,600 Speaker 4: just I just wanted to let you guys know. And 132 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 4: sometimes when you talk horror movies, you got you kill me. 133 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 3: You know what we're talking about. No, no, no, no no. I 134 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 3: grew up in the eighties. I grew up with Freddy Krueger. 135 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:33,040 Speaker 3: I grew up with Jason. I grew up with Halloween 136 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 3: and Mike Myers. I grew up with The Candy Man. 137 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:40,719 Speaker 3: Those are all excellent horror movies, Charles. 138 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,279 Speaker 4: Those are those and those are all Pinnacle there. I 139 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,480 Speaker 4: mean they are the best. 140 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,520 Speaker 3: And you know, I mean Chris. 141 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:55,040 Speaker 4: Gadd Gamudd Friday at Thirteenth Since two thousand, I was 142 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,680 Speaker 4: at Marcus Nisppole's U Friday at Thirteenth. They haven't made 143 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:02,080 Speaker 4: one since then, but yet it still sells. I mean, 144 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:07,479 Speaker 4: people still want more. Jason, and I just, I don't know, guys. 145 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,880 Speaker 4: I love you guys, but you kill me when you 146 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 4: when you bash my horror movies. I'm just like you're 147 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 4: killing me. 148 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 2: Thank you, Charles. We appreciate it. We understand we're killing you. 149 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 3: The bashing the horror movies. What's he talking about? 150 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:26,040 Speaker 1: And listen, not everybody wants more, Jason. I'm sure Crystal 151 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 1: Hammer would be the first one to step up and say, hey, 152 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,720 Speaker 1: sometimes there's a little too much, Jason. 153 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,480 Speaker 3: And see as you did there. 154 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:39,480 Speaker 1: Let's go to John on number four. John, welcome to 155 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:40,600 Speaker 1: the hammer In Nigel show. 156 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 2: Go ahead. 157 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,800 Speaker 6: Well, thank you very much. Hey, this is following up 158 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:48,040 Speaker 6: the guy who was just talking about horror. My father 159 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:53,920 Speaker 6: was an Indian author. He wrote horror at fifty seven novels. 160 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,400 Speaker 6: Ridden you're going to New York, you might have been 161 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 6: made it big, but they said if you're an Indian, 162 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:04,680 Speaker 6: you're not gonna make it so. But anyway, I love horror, 163 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 6: horror movies. 164 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,480 Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, John. We appreciate that. 165 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:09,760 Speaker 4: Man. 166 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,920 Speaker 3: What's your what's your dad's day? Where can we find 167 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:12,320 Speaker 3: his work? 168 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:13,400 Speaker 1: Uh? 169 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 6: Go for the letter Jay Dan Williamson, you can google 170 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:18,480 Speaker 6: him Indian author. 171 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:21,400 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, we'll take a look at that. 172 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:26,400 Speaker 1: I didn't anticipate this being a horror themed caller roulette 173 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:26,520 Speaker 1: to you. 174 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:27,200 Speaker 3: What happened? 175 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,080 Speaker 1: Like we opened it up and it's like, hey, what 176 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,320 Speaker 1: are your thoughts on the war in Iran? What do 177 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,920 Speaker 1: you guys think about gas prices? 178 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:33,120 Speaker 6: Here? 179 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,160 Speaker 1: The Indiana General Assembly just wrapped up and we got 180 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,520 Speaker 1: two guys feuding about. 181 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 2: Our horror movie takes. 182 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,320 Speaker 9: Well, you're killing him, so we made that clear. 183 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,199 Speaker 1: Uh, last one here, let's go to Jim. Jim, thank 184 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:45,960 Speaker 1: you for waiting patiently. What you got brother? 185 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 4: Hey, I'll stay away from the horror, but just to 186 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,400 Speaker 4: give aliceon a little variety. 187 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:55,760 Speaker 5: I'm sixty five, I do not drink. I've got a 188 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:58,640 Speaker 5: military retirement, I've got social Security, I've got money. 189 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,839 Speaker 1: But nobody just on, Oh, Alison, you're looking for a 190 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:06,400 Speaker 1: sugar daddy my chance. Sounds like Jim's throwing it out there. 191 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,520 Speaker 1: He's got the money, if. 192 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,080 Speaker 2: You got the time. 193 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,640 Speaker 9: Millennials would kill for some social security. 194 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:15,120 Speaker 1: So who knows, Allison? Is there a dude in your life? 195 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:18,000 Speaker 1: So like, who maybe maybe to let these you know, 196 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,400 Speaker 1: horny dudes all know? Is there a guy or are 197 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,280 Speaker 1: you open for the taking? 198 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,800 Speaker 9: There is no guy at the moment, but I do 199 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:29,200 Speaker 9: appreciate all the uh interests. 200 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,520 Speaker 3: Would you like our help in finding you something? 201 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,680 Speaker 9: I'm okay? Thank you so much. 202 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,680 Speaker 3: No, no, we could be of assistance. 203 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:40,760 Speaker 2: We'll go on the dates of chaperones. 204 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,400 Speaker 9: I do think there is a potential for a reality 205 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:43,760 Speaker 9: show with. 206 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,000 Speaker 2: That, Absolutely there is. 207 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:49,439 Speaker 1: And I'm surprised you didn't just lie because now every 208 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:52,360 Speaker 1: single horny, thirsty dude is gonna call in every week. 209 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,200 Speaker 2: Hey, Allison, found some dude yet I like her. 210 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:59,400 Speaker 9: Cans actually changed my mind. I'm actually married. 211 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,800 Speaker 2: She's got four husbands. Actually they live out in Utah 212 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,680 Speaker 2: together and she flies in every day for the show. 213 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 9: Kids, they're all horrible. 214 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,560 Speaker 2: It's the Hammer and Nigel Show.