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Speaker 1: This is a story that comes out of France where

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Speaker 1: a hospital was evacuated after a male patient arrived with

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Speaker 1: a World War One artillery shell lodged in his bomb.

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Speaker 1: According to the shell report, the unamed twenty four year

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Speaker 1: old had been rushed to the Accident and Emergency unit

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Speaker 1: into Loose late Saturday night. He was in a state

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Speaker 1: of extreme discomfort, probably putting it mildly, having inserted a

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Speaker 1: large object into his rectum. According to an inside source,

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Speaker 1: surgeons conducted an emergency surgery during which they discovered the

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Speaker 1: shocking source of his pain, which was a live eight

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Speaker 1: inch bombshell from nineteen eighteen that had been put inside

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Speaker 1: his bomb. Fearing a potential fire in the hole, but

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Speaker 1: I'm at the hospital, medical personnel alerted the bomb squad

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Speaker 1: and the fire brigade evacuated the facility, but not the guy.

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Speaker 1: Like he's sitting there on the operating tail. It's got

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Speaker 1: a shell. It is butt and security perimeter was formed

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Speaker 1: around the medical center as authorities investigated the explosive situation. Fortunately,

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Speaker 1: the retro munition, which was also pointed and over an

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Speaker 1: inch wide, Oh god, it was yeah, I mean, where

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Speaker 1: do you go from there? Yeah? It wasn't it wasn't

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Speaker 1: deemed a threat. The bomb disposal experts took the shell

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Speaker 1: with them, while the patient, who was a French national,

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Speaker 1: remained at the hospital so he could recover from the surgery.

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Speaker 1: They say that it was unclear how the antique ordinance

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Speaker 1: ended up in the man's posterior, but experts suspected that

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Speaker 1: the combustible could have been the result of a party

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Speaker 1: stunt gone awry. Sure it was a better friend party stunt.

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Speaker 1: I like the reaction from the French emergency room workers.

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Speaker 1: They wrote that the medical staff and to Lose are

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Speaker 1: quote accustomed to treating the events or treating victims injured

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Speaker 1: during sexual games. We see these all the time in France.

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Speaker 1: Was it takes the unexploded munitions ands? What are they?

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Speaker 1: What are these people doing? I mean, this is I

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Speaker 1: mean a very all look, I mean, I get this

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Speaker 1: really puts to the test. Anything is a dildo if

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Speaker 1: you're brave enough. Very often that I have been a

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Speaker 1: loss for words like crazy. What do you have to

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Speaker 1: say about this, keV. The French are a kinky bunch,

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Speaker 1: That's all I have to say. Abso freaking lutely, Yes,

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Speaker 1: that not not a appropriate object I think to be using.

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Speaker 1: But what a what a strange place to discover an

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Speaker 1: unexploded artillery shell, you know, for you got fire firearms

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Speaker 1: in the wall of the distillery and artillery shells and

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Speaker 1: French posts steiers. What's the Yeah, I'm speechless, I'm without speech.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't happen. And you're telling and listen, some poor EO.

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Speaker 1: D guy is now carrying this crappy grenade thinking he

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Speaker 1: was gonna get a cool job. And they show up

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Speaker 1: to the hospital and this is what you gotta do.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is a bad story all the way around. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the emergent emergency workers didn't just take it in stride.

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Speaker 1: They're like, ah haa, we have seen this before. We're

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Speaker 1: all haha, it's no more