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Speaker 1: That's radio legend Nigel right across from me for icon.

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Speaker 1: But okay, I'm Jason Hammer.

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Speaker 2: It's really all it is. It's a bow.

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Speaker 3: Uh, it's a little bow.

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Speaker 2: And that goes on your wiener.

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Speaker 4: That crank's gonna shrivel up like a turtle. All it

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Speaker 4: goes up in there like a frightened turtle. Like you're

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Speaker 4: gonna book like Mitch McConnell staring into a teleprompter. When

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Speaker 4: you go outside on Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: Juniper Jones, Judi.

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Speaker 4: Seth Myers is going to find out where you live

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Speaker 4: and give you a wedgie.

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Speaker 2: I'll take a keg of fancy sauce.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes when two adults love each other very much, they

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Speaker 5: explain that by taking their clothes off and sometimes having

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Speaker 5: a trouser friendly kiss.

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Speaker 3: That's that's what.

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Speaker 6: This is.

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Speaker 2: A hot spring in which poop intermittently boils, sending a

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Speaker 2: whole column of poop and steam into the air.

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Speaker 5: What the hell's going on out here?

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Speaker 2: This me high the.

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Speaker 3: Single moms is one. They're single, and you know they

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Speaker 3: put out to words throat punch.

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Speaker 6: There is nobody that loves the smell of their own

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Speaker 6: farts more than the woke.

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Speaker 3: Sportswriterft wafting turn around.

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Speaker 2: Please, I'm giving you a wedgie for making gay joke.

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Speaker 1: Do you like wieners Nige?

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Speaker 6: There it is, Bravo, Alison.

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Speaker 1: The Auto Text Weekend review from producer Allison