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Speaker 1: Hello, all my friends, This is Brett Michaels and you're

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Speaker 1: listening to my friends right here, Hammer and Nigel, and

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Speaker 1: they're about to rock your world.

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Speaker 2: Argue man, argue man? Are you man?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 2: My name is Nigel Jason Hammer right.

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Speaker 3: Over there with a very special guest on the Hotline

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Speaker 3: broad cast Legend Yes, and the man that coined the

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Speaker 3: phrase bargaments is Dan basse Levy.

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Speaker 1: What's up, brother, gentlemen?

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Speaker 2: How are you guys doing?

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Speaker 1: Good man?

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Speaker 4: And today's topic and we'll introduce it here in just

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Speaker 4: a moment was something that I saw on my Facebook

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Speaker 4: feed the other day. So for those who would like

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Speaker 4: to find arguments, where can they go?

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Speaker 2: The podcast itself can be downloaded anywhere that you download

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Speaker 2: your podcasts. It's also on YouTube if you want to

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Speaker 2: watch it, and a Facebook group that is very very active.

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Speaker 2: All there are arguments being thrown out. You are more

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Speaker 2: of the one going to jump in the group, jump

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Speaker 2: in one and start a argument of your own. All

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Speaker 2: is welcome.

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Speaker 4: So today's argument, which is fancy talk for just a

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Speaker 4: fun little debate or an argument you could have like

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Speaker 4: in a bar with your buddies.

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Speaker 1: What are we talking about?

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Speaker 2: Movies that everybody told you was so funny, but you

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Speaker 2: don't think it is.

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Speaker 4: So these are movies that everybody else loves and they

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Speaker 4: think it's hilarious and you'll laugh.

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Speaker 2: You've gotta go see it. You're gonna die laughing. And

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Speaker 2: then you watch it and you're like, eh, yeah, if

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Speaker 2: you have to tell somebody it's funny, I feel like

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Speaker 2: it's not gonna be funny, right, you have to say

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Speaker 2: that to somebody. Oh no, no, no, this radio show

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Speaker 2: is funny, then it's not funny right now.

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Speaker 1: Good Morning She's.

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Speaker 2: My wife is the queen of saying you'll appreciate this,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I don't.

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Speaker 4: Who was the guy in Good Morning Vietnam that thought

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Speaker 4: he was as funny as Robin Williams Garage?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the accents in my heart.

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Speaker 1: I know I'm funny. No, you're not all right?

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Speaker 2: Looking the looking Gibson. He turns the microphone off and

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Speaker 2: looks at Forrest. Whatecur I love that look so much.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 4: So a movie that everybody else says is hilarious, but

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Speaker 4: you don't really find funny.

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Speaker 1: Dan get us going.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, there's a group of movies, and every person I

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Speaker 2: know says, you're gonna laugh when you watch these movies.

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Speaker 2: And I have yet to find a Monty Python that

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Speaker 2: makes me even crag a smile.

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Speaker 1: The Monty Python movies, alice.

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Speaker 2: All of them, every everything. You gotta watch this one,

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Speaker 2: you gotta watch that one. We Are the Son of

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Speaker 2: Me does nothing for me. Now look here, my goodness,

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Speaker 2: I don't want to talk to you no more.

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Speaker 1: You're empty hitted animal food trump whopper, I shart in

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Speaker 1: your gender direction. Your mother was a humpster.

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Speaker 2: I'm your father smake.

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Speaker 1: I mean, come on, I farted in your genital general direction. Base.

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Speaker 2: That's a great line. That's a form I wish it's like.

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Speaker 2: It's like Cilantro. Everybody tells me I'm gonna love Cilantro.

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Speaker 2: I dislike it, and everyone's like, I promise You're like,

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Speaker 2: it does nothing for me. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm with Dan on this one.

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Speaker 4: I never got into the Monty Python movies either.

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Speaker 2: They mildly made me laugh. Bring out your dad, that

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Speaker 2: kind of thing. Some of it made me laugh. But ye,

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Speaker 2: I would never go out of my way to everything is.

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Speaker 2: You had to be there for it, and I was

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Speaker 2: there for it, and I don't want to be there anymore.

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Speaker 1: Allison.

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Speaker 5: Uh, I'm gonna say something, and I just I'm worried

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Speaker 5: about what the listeners are gonna think about me after this.

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Speaker 5: But I'm going with Austin Powers. Oh come on, I

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Speaker 5: totally get that. Like it's clearly an iconic movie. Everyone

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Speaker 5: loves it. But when I watched it, it just like

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Speaker 5: it was fine, but you didn't like.

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Speaker 1: Those radar jokes. And I think it's all the characters

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Speaker 1: and there is a fashion.

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Speaker 5: It's a lot at once, I think, so I appreciate

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Speaker 5: what they're doing. I just could go the rest of

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Speaker 2: First opening seen them of Boston Powers when they thought

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Speaker 1: I can't control the.

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Speaker 2: Volume of my voice. I think I see that to

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Speaker 2: my son every morning.

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Speaker 4: To me, Austin Powers is one of those movies that's

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Speaker 4: so quotable.

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Speaker 1: Thought me ask you questions. Do I make you honey?

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Speaker 3: Baby?

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Speaker 1: Do I do I make you Randy?

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Speaker 5: Maybe I'm just sick of hearing Hammer say that all

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Speaker 5: the time.

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Speaker 2: Maybe hadn't break win before me didn't know it was

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Speaker 2: does number two work for?

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Speaker 4: Like during COVID, when the lockdowns were still happening, my

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Speaker 4: oldest son went back and watched all of the like

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Speaker 4: eighties and nineties movies that I watched back in the day,

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Speaker 4: and he liked some of them. He liked Weird Science,

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Speaker 4: didn't like The Breakfast Club, but he loved Austin Powers.

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Speaker 4: Chris Hammer thought Austin Powers was hilarious.

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Speaker 5: Well, he's also a twenty one year old boy, so

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Speaker 5: I think that's probably the difference far enough.

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Speaker 2: It may it may actually be a demographic thing. I

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Speaker 2: never thought about that way. Nudge, all right, this is

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Speaker 2: this could be controversial, but I have never liked Fast

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Speaker 2: Times at Richemont High Nuge Night.

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Speaker 1: Never Phoebe Kate's getting out of that pool.

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Speaker 2: I know it's not funny, but my god, that's the

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Speaker 2: whole point there. I feel like there are events like

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Speaker 2: that in that movie that are iconic, but they're not funny.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Sean Penn has a hilarious surfer voice.

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Speaker 3: Right, oh here some tasty eves, cool buzz and I'm fine.

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Speaker 2: SPECOLI yeah, never made last What about when the moon

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Speaker 2: got all mad because the girl interrupted him when he

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Speaker 2: was trying to do some underhand black market selling him

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Speaker 2: a cheap trick album. Yeah, you might be.

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Speaker 1: You might have a point there, Hamilton, sir, I'm about

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Speaker 1: to kick one of your ass.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm in the middle of a big deal.

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Speaker 1: Nothing for me, nothing for me, nothing for me.

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Speaker 2: I can see that. I can see how that that's

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Speaker 2: more of a almost too serious at times, like oh wow,

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Speaker 2: that's the point. Yeah, that's the point it Hammer made

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Speaker 2: earlier when we were arguing about this in the back.

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Speaker 2: It's it's a comedy, but there it got a little serious.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, but I feel like it was

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Speaker 2: and and those kind of movies. There was shock value

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Speaker 1: Shock value, but that's all it had. That's what that's what.

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Speaker 2: That's what it was, Not so much the humor, but

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Speaker 2: the shock value, and of course that iconic scene.

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Speaker 4: Yes, all right, so I'm fully anticipating Nigel to throw

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Speaker 4: one of these donuts at me from across the room.

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Speaker 1: Here.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, we're eating donuts. This Oh yeah, fluff fluff

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Speaker 2: big shop. Yes, Noblesville, out of Noblesville. They're promoting the

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Speaker 2: Noblesville Booms home opener tomorrow. Assuming over here, Man, I

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Speaker 2: never found Borat funny.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm.

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Speaker 5: With you on this one.

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Speaker 4: The accent just gets on my nerves after a while.

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Speaker 4: I've never really found Sasha Baron Cohen funny. And after

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Speaker 4: a couple of minutes, I get tired of hearing the accent.

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Speaker 1: I like you, I like sex. It's nice visit, I gante,

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Speaker 1: I mean, okay, like, but for two hours.

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Speaker 5: Of that, I agree it would be a good SNL sketch, right,

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Speaker 5: But then like after a couple minutes at.

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Speaker 2: The aspect of it's also sort of a react reality

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Speaker 2: and it was a reality show in displaying and exposing

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Speaker 2: certain types of racism and you know, just ridiculous people

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Speaker 1: If you have to explain the humor to me, like

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Speaker 1: you just know you're right.

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Speaker 2: I said the same thing when you said you if

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Speaker 2: you have to tell somebody it's funny, it's not. There

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Speaker 2: is the one scene though in Borat where they're wrestling

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Speaker 2: going on. That's the only scene I probably actually really

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Speaker 2: it's not really that funny. But there are a couple

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Speaker 2: of scenes you're like, all right, that was funny.

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Speaker 4: From the YouTube chat ty Punt Napoleon, Dynamite.

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Speaker 2: Napoleon, after that movie where you threw the stake and

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Speaker 2: the guy in the bike, and that was the time

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Speaker 4: Ethan Hatcher, host of Saturday Night on the Circle, Animal House, No,

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Speaker 5: I think he said, that's making mad.

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Speaker 4: The coupon Lady the Blues Brothers. Look, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 4: sit here and put up with all this blushy bashing.

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Speaker 1: Taking place in the YouTube chat right now.

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Speaker 2: I will say that when you start to go back

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Speaker 2: into some of those movies, they don't always hold up

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Speaker 2: as well. I show showed my son Fairness Mueller's Day Off,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, he's really gonna light this, and

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Speaker 2: I watched it with him. I'm like, that doesn't hold

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Speaker 2: Chicago where we live. It does nothing for him.

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Speaker 1: I think you should watch Porky's with him. So I

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Speaker 1: think that holds up there, and I think that you

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Speaker 1: watch it on his own.

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Speaker 2: I'm waiting from to say he's discovered without me telling him.

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Speaker 4: Revenge of the Nerds totally holds up. Nothing in appropriate

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Speaker 4: at all about that. Where can we find more bargainments?

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Speaker 4: One more time?

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Speaker 2: Download it anywhere you get your podcasts. It's on YouTube

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Speaker 2: as well. And if you want to barga you all

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Speaker 2: day on Facebook and stop working and have some fun.

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Speaker 2: Join the Facebook group Constant Barguing all days, all hours

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Speaker 2: of the night. Enjoy it while you can.

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Speaker 4: Got a message from our pal Mendy Winkler at Hank FM.

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Speaker 4: She's angry with Allison. She's angry with Alison because you

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Speaker 4: don't by Boston Powers. You've ticked off Mendy Winkler. Congratulations,

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Speaker 4: you've ruined the country station now, Allison, hope you feel

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Speaker 4: good about yourself.

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Speaker 1: It's the Hammer and Nigel Show.