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Like I said, Ben Affleck, 0:01:52.220 --> 0:01:58.730 Kerry Washington, and Glenn. Stephen Young is in as well. 0:01:58.790 --> 0:02:03.270 So they invested in this movie. And let's see if 0:02:03.330 --> 0:02:06.470 the investment paid off. Who invested in it? 0:02:07.290 --> 0:02:12.080 In terms of getting these actors. Oh, okay. Yeah. So 0:02:12.100 --> 0:02:15.660 let's start out, man. Spike, what you got? What did 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:16.940 you think about this movie? 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:20.490 Did this movie remind y'all of anything? Highest or lowest? No, 0:02:20.500 --> 0:02:21.070 you know it's alright. 0:02:21.740 --> 0:02:23.520 Oh, I noticed immediately when me and my girl were 0:02:23.540 --> 0:02:23.880 watching it. 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:26.720 I was like, wait a minute. They stole this whole shit. 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:28.620 They stole my whole flow. 0:02:28.740 --> 0:02:30.280 I was like, wait, time out. And I had to 0:02:30.340 --> 0:02:31.700 Google it. And I was like, that's what it was. 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:33.520 I did the same thing, Mike. 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:34.220 Ridiculous. 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:39.169 And I did. It was a Netflix movie, dog. I 0:02:39.190 --> 0:02:42.270 didn't enjoy none of this. It felt like a worse. 0:02:42.410 --> 0:02:44.790 I already didn't like Highest to Lowest. And this felt 0:02:44.810 --> 0:02:45.570 like a worse version. 0:02:46.350 --> 0:02:47.650 I don't remember Highest to Lowest. 0:02:47.669 --> 0:02:50.170 Yeah, you do. Denzel Washington. It was that whack-ass Spike 0:02:50.230 --> 0:02:50.589 Lee film. 0:02:50.610 --> 0:02:50.720 I do. 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:54.260 He'll punch in the ass. You don't remember that? Like 0:02:54.300 --> 0:02:56.079 the whole idea? 0:02:56.639 --> 0:02:59.040 So basically in Highest to Lowest. It's the same book. 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:03.310 They think that they stole or kidnapped Denzel Washington's kid. 0:03:03.790 --> 0:03:05.790 But it turns out it's the kid of like his 0:03:05.850 --> 0:03:09.130 housekeeper or some shit. It's the same fucking story. 0:03:09.150 --> 0:03:11.730 It's the same movie. I didn't know the name of 0:03:11.770 --> 0:03:12.429 the movie. 0:03:12.990 --> 0:03:15.389 But I was like, oh, I've seen this story before. 0:03:15.410 --> 0:03:17.270 I just didn't know what the name of the story was. 0:03:17.590 --> 0:03:20.970 They almost didn't make it because he heard about Highest 0:03:20.990 --> 0:03:24.810 to Lowest. But since he made, he used AI. 0:03:26.090 --> 0:03:26.450 Who? 0:03:26.889 --> 0:03:27.390 Ben Affleck. 0:03:28.310 --> 0:03:29.050 Did he say that? 0:03:29.770 --> 0:03:30.430 It says. 0:03:30.550 --> 0:03:31.630 Oh, this Ben Affleck movie? 0:03:31.650 --> 0:03:33.960 Yeah, because he made an AI company that he sold 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:36.180 to Netflix and he used that company to make some 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:36.700 of this movie. 0:03:37.580 --> 0:03:39.200 What part did he use in the movie? 0:03:39.220 --> 0:03:41.620 The whole fucking thing with how shitty this movie was. 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:47.660 Because I didn't, like, what would he have used AI for? 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:51.930 It says Affleck sold an AI company to Netflix last, well, 0:03:51.950 --> 0:03:55.720 this year. For over $ 500 million and says AI was 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:58.380 used in the making of the film, but critics couldn't 0:03:58.410 --> 0:03:58.910 tell where. 0:04:02.890 --> 0:04:04.090 Where do you guys think it was used at? 0:04:04.930 --> 0:04:07.690 I think it was a lot of the writing. Yeah, 0:04:07.730 --> 0:04:09.180 I think the script was probably AI. 0:04:09.290 --> 0:04:10.280 This script is bad. 0:04:10.300 --> 0:04:11.840 I think this is probably AI. 0:04:11.940 --> 0:04:15.360 Holy fuck, this script is bad. Me and my girl 0:04:15.380 --> 0:04:17.420 were seriously sitting there like, what the fuck? How did 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:18.020 they make this? 0:04:18.820 --> 0:04:21.320 It's interesting because you can, it ain't got, I know 0:04:21.420 --> 0:04:23.650 it's gotten leaps and bounds better than you know, but 0:04:23.670 --> 0:04:25.430 like when she said that about, when Shia just said 0:04:25.450 --> 0:04:27.510 that about the Amazon Prime shows, it makes sense. And 0:04:27.550 --> 0:04:30.370 now that I'm reading this about this movie, it makes sense. 0:04:30.770 --> 0:04:33.589 Because I couldn't quite put my finger on it with 0:04:33.610 --> 0:04:35.630 Prime shows. I was telling Nick this not too long 0:04:35.670 --> 0:04:38.280 ago when he asked me was I watching Reacher or 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:40.020 any of the other shows that we usually watch. And 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:42.220 I was like, no, some just don't, it don't click 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:45.520 for me anymore. And I felt the same thing watching 0:04:45.540 --> 0:04:47.480 this movie. I was like, this don't feel right. It 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:48.880 feel like AI-ish. 0:04:49.620 --> 0:04:50.020 And it is. 0:04:50.380 --> 0:04:51.520 I never thought about AI. 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:52.520 I didn't either. 0:04:52.550 --> 0:04:56.029 And I don't, I did see the story about Spider 0:04:56.050 --> 0:05:00.729 Noir and Nicolas Cage. I thought that was a lot 0:05:00.770 --> 0:05:02.330 for a lot of the future stuff. I'm not saying 0:05:02.350 --> 0:05:05.070 that has been used on old stuff. Like I could 0:05:05.089 --> 0:05:07.210 see them easily using it for the Lord of the 0:05:07.270 --> 0:05:09.870 Rings stuff because there's a lot of special effects there. 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:13.470 yeah um so i could see them trying to uh 0:05:14.310 --> 0:05:18.369 um you know cheap cheap uh damn what's the fucking 0:05:18.390 --> 0:05:21.409 phrase and i'm getting it too mike um circumvent the 0:05:21.430 --> 0:05:25.050 process or whatever skip a process by using it that 0:05:25.190 --> 0:05:29.110 for instead of cgi i think this seemed like it 0:05:29.150 --> 0:05:31.690 was a lot on the ground in terms of stuff 0:05:31.710 --> 0:05:32.850 that so i was like i don't know. 0:05:32.770 --> 0:05:37.260 What but that's anything to hear nor yet um But 0:05:37.380 --> 0:05:39.150 either way I go. So yeah, you think it's awful, 0:05:39.190 --> 0:05:44.090 you think it's awful. And yeah, it's just dull as 0:05:44.150 --> 0:05:45.050 fucking shit. 0:05:45.870 --> 0:05:47.930 And when you get to the point where it's supposed 0:05:47.950 --> 0:05:51.190 to be this big reveal about them stealing the wrong kid, 0:05:51.550 --> 0:05:53.100 that's like, oh yeah, I've seen this before. 0:05:53.810 --> 0:05:55.320 So now it's like, all right, well. 0:05:55.339 --> 0:05:59.300 You're going to have to use the money to get 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:02.620 the kid back. And now your big dilemma is, am 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:03.740 I going to do that? 0:06:05.700 --> 0:06:06.220 And you. 0:06:07.130 --> 0:06:10.680 spinning the whole idea of you know you add the 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:13.640 politics in and about i'm running for mayor and i'm 0:06:13.700 --> 0:06:16.420 broke and i gotta take a heloc and i didn't 0:06:16.460 --> 0:06:19.159 tell my wife about it and i'm losing with the 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:23.020 latino uh audience and i gotta get the latino audience 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.230 and then the way i'm gonna win the election is 0:06:25.550 --> 0:06:28.970 it's just like what in the entire hell are we 0:06:28.990 --> 0:06:34.400 fucking doing and and all here's the, the, the thing 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:37.010 that concerned me the most about this movie when I 0:06:37.029 --> 0:06:40.360 was looking at this, when I went to go watch it, 0:06:42.650 --> 0:06:46.190 it wasn't, it was number 10 in the top 10. 0:06:46.190 --> 0:06:48.780 When I looked, I don't know what number it was 0:06:48.820 --> 0:06:52.420 for y'all. Cause apparently they're supposed, they're maybe different, but 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:55.440 I'm like, I was like, okay, Ben and flag, new movie, 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:59.050 Kerry Washington bet. I shouldn't chapter scroll to find it, bro. 0:06:59.170 --> 0:07:00.830 Like I had to type mine in me too. 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:01.960 I did, too. 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:03.860 And then I saw number 10. I'm like, oh, shit, 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:06.000 this shit is not even at least in the top five. 0:07:06.620 --> 0:07:08.659 This must not be good. 0:07:08.779 --> 0:07:09.020 Yes. 0:07:09.730 --> 0:07:12.390 And it was confirmed. Yeah, I had to find it. 0:07:12.490 --> 0:07:14.230 I definitely had to find it. I didn't know if 0:07:14.310 --> 0:07:16.630 people were talking about it. I know we watched the preview. 0:07:16.650 --> 0:07:19.210 The preview didn't look this bad. The preview looked like 0:07:19.250 --> 0:07:22.860 a decent movie. And then you see, like you said, 0:07:22.940 --> 0:07:26.360 Kerry Washington and Ben Affleck. You're like, all right, that 0:07:26.380 --> 0:07:29.440 should be a little bit above average for a Netflix movie. 0:07:29.460 --> 0:07:32.050 But no, sir. No, sirree, Bob. 0:07:32.070 --> 0:07:34.880 What did you guys think about the intro about them 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:38.800 kind of introducing Kimbrough as the mayor and they're. 0:07:38.660 --> 0:07:39.720 Running this whole thing? 0:07:39.740 --> 0:07:40.820 Didn't buy it at all. 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:42.240 What'd you guys voted for? 0:07:42.460 --> 0:07:43.420 Nope. 0:07:43.460 --> 0:07:43.640 Damn. 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:45.840 I don't know. I thought they did a good job. 0:07:45.860 --> 0:07:48.820 I didn't have any problem with them. I just didn't care. 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:51.050 I thought the intro was good in terms of him 0:07:51.060 --> 0:07:52.590 being a politician, et cetera, et cetera. 0:07:53.210 --> 0:07:56.070 Versus being a record exec. You thought that was better? 0:07:56.970 --> 0:07:57.990 I just like how they did it. 0:07:58.470 --> 0:08:02.090 I couldn't stop comparing them once I understood what it was. 0:08:02.150 --> 0:08:05.890 I'm glad I didn't have that until now. Because, you know, 0:08:05.950 --> 0:08:08.150 I think that helped me out a lot. I just 0:08:08.170 --> 0:08:12.310 thought the story was just flat, basic, pretty simple. It's 0:08:12.330 --> 0:08:14.370 Netflix at this point. I'm like, all right, you know, 0:08:14.390 --> 0:08:18.430 it is what it is. Kerry Washington, I don't think 0:08:18.470 --> 0:08:20.890 she's done anything. It's been a minute since she's done something. 0:08:22.070 --> 0:08:24.720 Yeah, but I figured that with Ben Affleck and Kerry 0:08:24.780 --> 0:08:26.900 Washington and Steven Yeun, they at least. 0:08:28.830 --> 0:08:29.750 Had to spend some money. 0:08:31.030 --> 0:08:33.010 So watching it the whole time, I was just like, 0:08:33.050 --> 0:08:34.910 how the fuck did they get these three people involved 0:08:34.929 --> 0:08:35.930 in this terrible movie? 0:08:36.530 --> 0:08:38.340 But what you said makes complete sense. 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:40.780 Yeah. Yeah. 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:45.680 Um, and yeah, I'm, I'm just on here and I can't, 0:08:46.260 --> 0:08:48.579 I wrote out notes when I realized that, and then 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:51.580 I realized I had to actually host it. Uh, and 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:53.359 my notes are not syncing up with my computer, but 0:08:54.179 --> 0:08:56.540 not like I really need them, but, uh. 0:08:56.900 --> 0:09:01.440 Pull up your notes for, um, Tyler Lerner. 0:09:01.460 --> 0:09:02.439 Just put him up. 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:03.699 Change the name. 0:09:03.740 --> 0:09:07.020 Just insert Ben Affleck instead of Denzel. 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:11.370 Yeah. So, yeah. Okay, so I will say that. And, yeah, 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:13.970 it looks like it's definitely receiving negative reviews from critics. 0:09:14.530 --> 0:09:16.890 But this is one of the– when I said on 0:09:16.950 --> 0:09:20.870 the last one, I was like, this is like– and 0:09:20.890 --> 0:09:25.090 it's on my phone. I hate playing detective. Now in movies, 0:09:25.170 --> 0:09:27.250 I would love to just kind of watch it. Because 0:09:27.290 --> 0:09:30.340 I'm watching this and I'm like, okay, is Steven involved? 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:30.880 Same. 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:31.540 I did the same thing. 0:09:31.580 --> 0:09:34.480 Yeah, it was frustrating. Oh, man, Ramones did it. 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:36.200 I did the same thing. 0:09:37.020 --> 0:09:38.880 Yeah, I'm like, man, I can't even just watch a 0:09:38.900 --> 0:09:39.720 fucking movie now. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:41.520 I don't mind doing that, though. 0:09:41.540 --> 0:09:43.830 Yeah, I like that, though. That's quite a thrill for me. 0:09:44.110 --> 0:09:45.610 Those are the type of movies that I like when 0:09:45.630 --> 0:09:46.209 they do it well. 0:09:47.090 --> 0:09:49.790 I just don't think this movie was worth that. It wasn't. 0:09:49.809 --> 0:09:50.250 It was not. 0:09:50.450 --> 0:09:54.550 It was frustrating. Yeah, because it's like, what's the gotcha 0:09:54.790 --> 0:09:55.870 part of the movie? 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:58.420 And it's that we already seen. 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:00.959 I'm going to keep saying the gotcha part. 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:03.340 We've seen it. Like, I don't even understand why they 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:04.300 thought they could do this. 0:10:04.980 --> 0:10:09.640 Okay, so in Heart to Lois, was the wife having 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:12.130 an affair in that one, too? So what did you 0:10:12.150 --> 0:10:15.089 guys think about that part? Because that kind of surprised me. 0:10:15.650 --> 0:10:17.500 Not me. That she was cheating? 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:20.160 No, I wasn't surprised at all because they didn't seem 0:10:20.179 --> 0:10:23.040 like they even liked each other. First of all, Ben 0:10:23.100 --> 0:10:25.059 Affleck and Kerry Washington have zero chemistry. 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:26.960 So I was like, okay, this is weird. 0:10:27.940 --> 0:10:31.120 So then when she met up with that fucking, that 0:10:31.179 --> 0:10:34.680 light-skinned ass dude in the fucking garage, I was like, 0:10:34.780 --> 0:10:36.520 what are we, what is this? 0:10:36.540 --> 0:10:37.110 Really? 0:10:38.130 --> 0:10:38.429 Really? 0:10:40.470 --> 0:10:42.469 I figured she'd be cheating on him, though. 0:10:42.510 --> 0:10:43.790 Why? Why not? 0:10:43.890 --> 0:10:45.190 He has a cheat like face. 0:10:45.210 --> 0:10:46.709 You know what I'm saying? That was the type of 0:10:46.730 --> 0:10:47.110 movie it was. 0:10:47.150 --> 0:10:49.230 Ben Affleck just screams cheat on me. It was like, we. 0:10:49.110 --> 0:10:51.610 Just gonna put all the seasonings in there. Let's just 0:10:51.650 --> 0:10:52.340 grab everything out of it. 0:10:52.370 --> 0:10:53.670 It didn't really mean shit. 0:10:53.690 --> 0:10:55.730 It didn't mean a goddamn thing. 0:10:56.070 --> 0:10:56.970 It led to nothing. 0:10:57.090 --> 0:10:59.650 It wanted us to make a more sympathetic character out 0:10:59.670 --> 0:11:00.610 of Ben Affleck's character. 0:11:00.630 --> 0:11:00.990 Didn't work. 0:11:01.010 --> 0:11:02.329 He was getting cheated on, but I didn't care. 0:11:02.350 --> 0:11:04.150 He was crying like a little bitch. 0:11:04.170 --> 0:11:06.570 The only part I did like... Yeah, he was. The 0:11:06.590 --> 0:11:11.640 only part I did like was when... Well, nah, that didn't, yeah, 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.000 never mind. That's different. 0:11:13.580 --> 0:11:17.699 But I did like when she was like, when Sam, 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:19.610 I think that's Glenn's character, went up to her and 0:11:19.620 --> 0:11:21.830 he was talking to her and she was like, oh yeah, 0:11:21.890 --> 0:11:24.010 because they were talking about his chance to get elected. 0:11:24.030 --> 0:11:25.970 He was like, yeah, because he has a black wife 0:11:26.070 --> 0:11:27.809 and blah, blah, blah. He was like, yeah, that actually 0:11:27.830 --> 0:11:28.350 don't help you. 0:11:28.710 --> 0:11:29.810 I was like, yo. 0:11:29.850 --> 0:11:31.750 When he said that, my girl went, oh my God. 0:11:31.830 --> 0:11:35.130 I was like, he's not wrong. He's not wrong at all. 0:11:37.250 --> 0:11:39.720 That shit was funny as hell, man. He's like, that 0:11:39.740 --> 0:11:41.650 doesn't help you. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0:11:41.670 --> 0:11:42.589 That doesn't help him, I mean. 0:11:42.610 --> 0:11:44.990 Oh, man. She was like, she thought she had him, too. 0:11:45.010 --> 0:11:46.190 She thought she could. 0:11:46.309 --> 0:11:49.150 Oh, yeah. He was like, bro, you actually in the way. 0:11:49.170 --> 0:11:53.580 Right. Don't they want to see your negress ass up there? 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:54.319 Come to see you, Otis? 0:11:54.340 --> 0:11:55.859 What the fuck are you talking about? 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:56.380 Oh, shit. 0:11:57.020 --> 0:12:01.220 But yeah, I thought that her cheating would do more 0:12:01.620 --> 0:12:05.650 for the movie outside of just having this big argument. 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:09.949 Because I was like, okay, well, is he fucking involved somehow, 0:12:10.010 --> 0:12:10.390 some way? 0:12:11.390 --> 0:12:12.429 I never thought he was involved. 0:12:13.670 --> 0:12:15.230 By the time we got to the end of the movie, Mike, 0:12:15.330 --> 0:12:17.050 I was just throwing shit at the window at that point. 0:12:17.070 --> 0:12:20.530 Because I'm like, all right, can't be this straight. And 0:12:20.570 --> 0:12:21.010 it was. 0:12:21.610 --> 0:12:26.079 But no, it's just like, hey, you really care about 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:28.660 our son, but your password is 111. 0:12:28.660 --> 0:12:30.600 And by the way, I looked at all your shit. 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:31.960 That was so. 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:38.750 This whole fucking shit was so... stupid if you're she's 0:12:38.790 --> 0:12:41.459 got to be the worst cheater on the fucking planet 0:12:42.530 --> 0:12:45.840 you texting and you got money yeah why don't you 0:12:45.860 --> 0:12:50.040 have a burner phone and if you're cheating. 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:53.740 Your password why do you have your phone face up 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:57.219 like that man around the house now granted your kid 0:12:57.260 --> 0:12:59.880 has been kidnapped so you're not thinking straight but still 0:13:00.750 --> 0:13:02.470 I don't give a fuck what tragedy has happened. 0:13:02.490 --> 0:13:04.090 If I'm cheating, that shit is still in the back 0:13:04.130 --> 0:13:04.550 of my head. 0:13:04.570 --> 0:13:06.989 Turn your notifications off on the app. 0:13:07.190 --> 0:13:07.810 Or that. 0:13:08.690 --> 0:13:11.110 Or that. And just check the motherfucker on his own. 0:13:11.130 --> 0:13:11.890 Man, this shit was. 0:13:12.750 --> 0:13:16.030 And then like this whole thing of like this conversation 0:13:16.070 --> 0:13:21.700 they had. Your AI claim makes so much more sense now. 0:13:21.750 --> 0:13:24.940 Because I was like, why did this turn race related? 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:29.620 When he was just like, is he a black guy? 0:13:30.980 --> 0:13:36.540 I was like, Ben, don't go there. Don't go there. 0:13:36.580 --> 0:13:39.719 You don't want these problems because if he is, you 0:13:40.980 --> 0:13:44.760 already know you're not going to fucking measure up. You 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:48.010 already know you're not going to measure up. He's been 0:13:48.110 --> 0:13:52.949 blowing your wife's hoo-ha out. Don't ask these questions. 0:13:53.070 --> 0:13:54.510 Clearly, you ain't been fucking your wife. 0:13:54.830 --> 0:13:56.150 Or not good enough. 0:13:56.429 --> 0:13:58.210 Yeah. I just want to fuck my wife. 0:13:58.770 --> 0:13:59.070 Every day. 0:13:59.090 --> 0:14:01.980 You ain't been fucking your wife this whole time? Right. 0:14:02.010 --> 0:14:02.860 Right there, bro? 0:14:03.140 --> 0:14:05.060 Right. Like, what? Don't worry. 0:14:05.100 --> 0:14:07.260 Somebody else been taking care of her, bro. You all right. 0:14:07.300 --> 0:14:09.060 And quite well, because she was going to leave your 0:14:09.140 --> 0:14:09.910 ass and that damn kid. 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:11.020 She wasn't going to leave him. She was. 0:14:11.100 --> 0:14:12.100 She wasn't going to leave him. 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:12.559 Nah. 0:14:12.620 --> 0:14:13.540 She said that. 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:16.880 No. Yeah, she did. She couldn't believe that he had 0:14:16.900 --> 0:14:18.420 the nerve to leave his fucking wife. 0:14:19.250 --> 0:14:21.850 No she said i wasn't gonna do it until after 0:14:21.870 --> 0:14:27.710 the campaign oh shit she did fucking right she was 0:14:27.750 --> 0:14:29.330 gonna leave his punk. 0:14:29.210 --> 0:14:31.430 Ass it looked like in the wow this is so 0:14:31.450 --> 0:14:33.750 bad because it looked like in the beginning of the 0:14:33.790 --> 0:14:35.490 movie when they were in the garage. 0:14:35.450 --> 0:14:37.410 That she was like damn i can't believe he did that. 0:14:37.410 --> 0:14:39.510 She did she did but i think after that she 0:14:39.590 --> 0:14:41.210 thought about it more and was like yeah i'm not 0:14:41.250 --> 0:14:44.150 happy here okay okay. 0:14:44.610 --> 0:14:47.610 Um I do like the, it was a weird question 0:14:47.630 --> 0:14:50.720 that he asked, but I do like the question because I, damn. 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:52.260 Because white dudes would think that. 0:14:52.300 --> 0:14:55.020 That's what I'm thinking. Yeah. They just, it just stopped there. 0:14:55.660 --> 0:14:57.640 It was just like, is he black? I think she 0:14:57.660 --> 0:14:59.000 was like, oh, don't go there. And then it was like, 0:14:59.020 --> 0:15:00.140 that was it. That's a yes. 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:02.900 Why would you say don't go there? That's a fucking yes, lady. 0:15:03.570 --> 0:15:06.610 But express some insecurities about, oh, you're going to leave 0:15:06.630 --> 0:15:07.430 me for a black guy. 0:15:07.470 --> 0:15:09.470 Did you want to be with the black? Like, I mean, 0:15:09.510 --> 0:15:10.950 it's not a movie to go that in depth. 0:15:11.010 --> 0:15:11.590 But they should have. 0:15:11.610 --> 0:15:14.030 But. It would have made a little bit more sense. 0:15:14.130 --> 0:15:17.869 Yeah, it was like, oh, you don't want to, do 0:15:17.910 --> 0:15:19.890 you feel insecure about being with a white guy? Because 0:15:19.930 --> 0:15:23.270 you got this fucking mixed kid now, so you can't 0:15:23.290 --> 0:15:28.810 do shit about that. But yeah, that was just kind 0:15:28.850 --> 0:15:35.250 of weird. But I did think, y'all, that when he 0:15:35.270 --> 0:15:37.670 got the call, because they kind of stretched out the 0:15:37.690 --> 0:15:39.610 beginning of this shit, but when it was like, oh yeah, 0:15:39.650 --> 0:15:40.610 by the way, I got your kid. 0:15:41.710 --> 0:15:45.240 He went into full white man mode, bro. 0:15:45.250 --> 0:15:47.070 I'll fucking kill you, you son of a bitch. 0:15:47.170 --> 0:15:47.930 You got my kid. 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:48.890 Listen, Jack. 0:15:49.510 --> 0:15:51.780 Who the fuck is calling my phone? Fuck you. Get 0:15:51.820 --> 0:15:54.760 the fuck off my phone. And then when he found 0:15:54.860 --> 0:15:56.000 out that shit was real. 0:15:56.140 --> 0:15:56.920 He said, oh, sir. 0:15:57.360 --> 0:15:59.860 Sir. He said, what do you want, sir? You ain't 0:15:59.880 --> 0:16:02.760 got to do this, sir. Please, sir. 0:16:05.260 --> 0:16:07.080 Man, that shit was funny. 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:07.880 Yes. 0:16:08.670 --> 0:16:09.270 Hold on, sir. 0:16:09.290 --> 0:16:10.870 You're going a little too crazy. 0:16:10.910 --> 0:16:12.930 Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. And now, you don't have 0:16:12.950 --> 0:16:15.430 to do this, sir. It's fucking funny, though. I caught 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:17.100 the reference, but. No, you didn't. Stop. 0:16:17.140 --> 0:16:17.900 Yeah, I did. 0:16:18.300 --> 0:16:21.340 He still makes fun of himself. But, yo, I was like, yo, 0:16:21.380 --> 0:16:23.000 his whole demeanor changed, bro. 0:16:23.020 --> 0:16:25.520 I wasn't even thinking about that, but that's fucked up. 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:26.840 It's probably just involuntary. 0:16:26.940 --> 0:16:28.370 It's probably just, yeah, in my brain. 0:16:29.690 --> 0:16:31.970 Man, bro. And then, of course, he went back to 0:16:31.990 --> 0:16:33.790 full white man mortgage. I'm like, I can't believe you 0:16:33.810 --> 0:16:35.410 even fucking did this. Start cussing him out again. And 0:16:35.430 --> 0:16:36.869 the wife's like, what the fuck are you doing? I 0:16:36.910 --> 0:16:39.440 was like, what is this writing? What is this writing 0:16:39.460 --> 0:16:41.450 right now? Are you mad or are you not mad? 0:16:42.330 --> 0:16:43.870 You're right. I think you're right, Spike. 0:16:44.110 --> 0:16:46.890 And then, which now explained in the beginning why it 0:16:46.930 --> 0:16:48.470 was like, well, you know, I ain't got the money. 0:16:48.730 --> 0:16:51.070 And then it was like, well, you can take out 0:16:51.090 --> 0:16:53.770 the loan on your house, blah, blah, blah, blah, which 0:16:54.350 --> 0:16:58.850 created the tension about asking for seven mil that he 0:16:58.890 --> 0:17:03.300 didn't have. And this is why I thought Sam was involved. Like, oh, yeah, 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:05.120 she was like, man, I got somebody to be here 0:17:05.140 --> 0:17:06.000 in an hour, bro. 0:17:06.220 --> 0:17:08.080 Yeah, I thought he was involved, too. 0:17:08.140 --> 0:17:08.840 Oh, wait a minute. 0:17:09.500 --> 0:17:10.000 Okay. 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:14.150 But before we got there, I thought the housekeeper lady 0:17:14.170 --> 0:17:18.590 was involved because why she had two black eyes. 0:17:20.869 --> 0:17:21.710 He hit her, Mike. 0:17:21.859 --> 0:17:23.119 He hit her like this? 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:25.780 She was fighting back. No, bro. 0:17:26.380 --> 0:17:29.160 That shit didn't make no sense. She said he attacked 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:32.850 me and I fell on the ground. How you get two? 0:17:33.950 --> 0:17:36.340 He hit her like this? She might have broke her nose. 0:17:36.830 --> 0:17:38.969 Because we just seen with Carrie, the girl had two 0:17:39.010 --> 0:17:39.369 black eyes. 0:17:39.390 --> 0:17:43.070 She had a huge black eye like this. And then 0:17:43.090 --> 0:17:44.570 a little black eye here. 0:17:44.630 --> 0:17:46.730 I think she got knocked down, got back up, and 0:17:46.750 --> 0:17:48.350 he was like, damn. 0:17:48.369 --> 0:17:49.909 Bitch, I told you to sit down. 0:17:50.290 --> 0:17:53.810 She could lose that job, Mike. She lost that fight. 0:17:54.170 --> 0:17:54.830 Don't get back up. 0:17:55.090 --> 0:17:57.600 Because she was like, hey, yo, I got my... She 0:17:57.630 --> 0:18:00.280 was like, they keep changing the story about Ramone. I 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:01.800 don't know what the fuck he does. 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:04.860 He's a Capitan. He's this, he's that. They must really 0:18:04.880 --> 0:18:07.639 get a job. Because I thought they were involved, too. 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:09.040 I was like, oh, Ramone, bro. 0:18:09.140 --> 0:18:10.800 You're a little suspicious. 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:12.280 Yeah, the way they were acting like he wouldn't look 0:18:12.300 --> 0:18:14.200 at anybody, I was like, oh, he's definitely involved. 0:18:14.540 --> 0:18:18.000 Yeah, yeah. Nope, he's just a sharpshooter that owns a farm. 0:18:19.180 --> 0:18:23.000 I think he worked for the Mafia, or whatever, the cartel. 0:18:24.060 --> 0:18:24.760 Did they say that? 0:18:25.160 --> 0:18:29.040 Kind of, sort of, yeah. What? I think he's... Shut up. 0:18:29.070 --> 0:18:29.680 You're racist. 0:18:29.700 --> 0:18:30.400 They didn't say that. 0:18:30.420 --> 0:18:37.840 Shut up. Did they say that, Spike? He said when 0:18:37.900 --> 0:18:40.040 I was a Capitan. 0:18:45.090 --> 0:18:47.290 You're racist as shit, Ken. They did not say that, 0:18:47.530 --> 0:18:49.350 that that man was running from the cartel. He used 0:18:49.369 --> 0:18:50.369 to work for the cartel. 0:18:50.690 --> 0:18:53.149 He said if you steal our kid's family, that's like 0:18:53.190 --> 0:18:54.870 stealing from their family. 0:18:54.970 --> 0:18:57.929 From the boss. I hope it's the same here. Yeah, 0:18:58.130 --> 0:19:00.530 he did say that. I don't think he was from 0:19:00.570 --> 0:19:03.240 the cartel. That was a hell of a shot, though. 0:19:03.300 --> 0:19:06.980 Anybody shoot like that got to be in the cartel. 0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:09.200 He's Mexican and he knows how to use a gun. 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:11.260 He must be in the cartel. 0:19:12.480 --> 0:19:13.380 Oh, shit. 0:19:13.520 --> 0:19:14.280 Racist ass. 0:19:14.400 --> 0:19:19.700 Hey, Ramone, bro. Ramone was stupid as fuck, though. I 0:19:19.720 --> 0:19:23.370 still don't know, like, okay, here's the other part. 0:19:24.850 --> 0:19:25.970 First, yeah, so she. 0:19:25.910 --> 0:19:28.470 Be like, yeah, seven mil is going to cost you 1.4, but, 0:19:28.510 --> 0:19:29.530 you know, it is what it is. 0:19:29.609 --> 0:19:31.570 When you win, you're good for it, I guess. 0:19:32.250 --> 0:19:32.730 I liked her. 0:19:34.040 --> 0:19:35.500 She was better in here than she was in that 0:19:35.540 --> 0:19:40.720 other movie we watched. That's Scully. Teenage Sex, whatever. 0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:43.100 Oh, I liked her better in that. 0:19:43.530 --> 0:19:45.390 Because it took me, I was like, is that Scully? 0:19:45.650 --> 0:19:46.629 Why she got to be British? 0:19:48.090 --> 0:19:48.490 I don't know. 0:19:48.530 --> 0:19:54.100 That didn't serve no fucking purpose. You know I'm with you, Spud. 0:19:54.359 --> 0:19:56.840 Every question you ask, the answer. 0:19:58.180 --> 0:19:58.560 Is A.I. 0:19:58.560 --> 0:20:01.820 I have no idea, but she showed up. And here's 0:20:01.859 --> 0:20:06.680 my other, white man mode again. Because when Danny walked in, 0:20:06.700 --> 0:20:09.000 he was like, all right, bet. She was like, all right, 0:20:09.020 --> 0:20:11.439 where's my money? He was like, you didn't do shit. 0:20:11.480 --> 0:20:14.500 She was like, bro, Sam told you as soon as 0:20:14.619 --> 0:20:18.020 I say it's all. You owe the money regardless. 0:20:18.160 --> 0:20:20.040 No matter what happened, you can't say you didn't know. 0:20:20.140 --> 0:20:22.650 He didn't give a fuck. He was like, yo, my 0:20:22.670 --> 0:20:23.970 kid came back on his own. 0:20:24.430 --> 0:20:26.369 I can talk him out of it because that's not fair. 0:20:27.109 --> 0:20:31.780 I believe in fairness and equality. You didn't do the work, Jack. 0:20:32.100 --> 0:20:33.300 So why should I pay you? 0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:34.440 She was like, I don't give a fuck. 0:20:34.460 --> 0:20:35.929 She was like, give me my money. I don't give 0:20:35.950 --> 0:20:38.030 a fuck about none of this. She wasn't even fazed 0:20:38.090 --> 0:20:39.090 by that bullshit. 0:20:39.150 --> 0:20:40.830 Nah, she was like, I don't give my goddamn money. 0:20:40.869 --> 0:20:44.830 Because I got whatever his name is driving me over here. 0:20:44.869 --> 0:20:48.210 His dumb ass. But yeah. And she was like, fair 0:20:48.230 --> 0:20:49.730 is what one agrees to. 0:20:50.890 --> 0:20:52.590 And then, of course, then they did the little twist 0:20:52.609 --> 0:20:55.760 thing about it being whatever. But then, you know, so 0:20:55.780 --> 0:20:59.520 they did all this shit, whatever. And This is where 0:20:59.540 --> 0:21:01.300 I thought Ramon was involved. He was like, yeah, send 0:21:01.320 --> 0:21:04.619 Ramon to the back to fix the post. And Ramon 0:21:04.640 --> 0:21:06.000 was like, man, it's dark. I ain't trying to do 0:21:06.020 --> 0:21:06.540 all that shit. 0:21:07.020 --> 0:21:09.460 I wouldn't either. For $ 100? Fuck you. He was like, 0:21:09.560 --> 0:21:12.610 all right, $ 500 then, bro. He was like, all right. 0:21:13.609 --> 0:21:15.369 But he went and cut a hole through the fence. 0:21:15.770 --> 0:21:16.530 No, the hole was there. 0:21:18.470 --> 0:21:18.590 Oh. 0:21:18.630 --> 0:21:20.230 He was paying him to go fix the hole. 0:21:20.350 --> 0:21:22.070 Oh, yeah. Damn. OK. 0:21:22.910 --> 0:21:25.310 Well, where the hell Ramon go? I don't know where 0:21:25.350 --> 0:21:25.910 Ramon went. 0:21:26.619 --> 0:21:28.540 Cause he went through that hole and went to go 0:21:28.580 --> 0:21:29.140 find the guy. 0:21:29.920 --> 0:21:30.700 Well, that happened later. 0:21:30.720 --> 0:21:33.040 I know. I'm just saying, I'm just talking about the movie. 0:21:33.080 --> 0:21:35.340 I mean, that shit didn't make no damn sense either. 0:21:35.359 --> 0:21:39.219 Cause I was like, wait, so Ramone just went outside 0:21:39.359 --> 0:21:41.780 and was like, okay, they can see the front of 0:21:41.820 --> 0:21:42.200 the house. 0:21:42.600 --> 0:21:43.660 So they must be up there. 0:21:44.850 --> 0:21:47.189 So I'm going to go around back and go up 0:21:47.250 --> 0:21:49.649 a fucking mountain and then lose a fight. 0:21:49.670 --> 0:21:54.310 He got tossed around. I was like, bro, what. 0:21:54.109 --> 0:21:57.480 The fuck am I looking at? Oh, no fucking fighting 0:21:57.540 --> 0:21:58.220 ass Ramones. 0:21:58.240 --> 0:22:00.000 So you can shoot from wherever. 0:22:00.320 --> 0:22:01.560 But you can't punch from close. 0:22:01.980 --> 0:22:03.720 And then you made this noise with this thing. 0:22:03.740 --> 0:22:07.490 Why did he do that? Why didn't you pop the 0:22:07.530 --> 0:22:09.510 little thingy before you walked up on him? 0:22:09.830 --> 0:22:10.030 Right. 0:22:10.050 --> 0:22:11.889 This movie is fucking ridiculous. 0:22:11.910 --> 0:22:13.929 I think he knew where he was because remember he 0:22:13.950 --> 0:22:15.210 was like, all right, so what we're going to do, 0:22:15.250 --> 0:22:16.790 you're going to just, she was like, you just tell 0:22:16.830 --> 0:22:17.990 him you're going to get it to him in the morning. 0:22:18.010 --> 0:22:21.030 You go to this political event and that's how we're 0:22:21.050 --> 0:22:22.149 going to play it. They're going to listen to you 0:22:22.190 --> 0:22:25.410 because they greedy. And when he walked out, he was 0:22:25.470 --> 0:22:27.100 waving the phone in that area. 0:22:27.359 --> 0:22:27.719 Yeah. 0:22:28.000 --> 0:22:30.780 And that's where we were like, oh, so they're up there, 0:22:30.980 --> 0:22:35.330 which also means that everybody else could probably know that 0:22:35.369 --> 0:22:37.310 they're there, including the British lady. 0:22:38.210 --> 0:22:40.869 Send your boy up there to go pop him. Or 0:22:40.930 --> 0:22:42.510 kidnap him. 0:22:42.550 --> 0:22:43.770 Makes the most sense. 0:22:44.050 --> 0:22:48.590 Oh my God, man. Then they had the whole big fight. 0:22:48.609 --> 0:22:50.550 We already talked about that. Then she was like, look, 0:22:50.570 --> 0:22:51.760 there's a couple options we can do. 0:22:51.800 --> 0:22:53.820 There's three. It's kinetic. 0:22:53.859 --> 0:22:57.080 They love throwing that word out, kinetic. Now, the military 0:22:57.119 --> 0:22:58.880 love to do that. Bro is fucking war, you shoot 0:22:58.940 --> 0:23:00.859 at each other. You can call it whatever you want 0:23:00.880 --> 0:23:01.679 to fucking call it. 0:23:02.190 --> 0:23:06.830 Kinetic action. And I think she gave him three points, 0:23:07.010 --> 0:23:11.030 three things. Did I write this shit down? Because I 0:23:11.070 --> 0:23:13.050 think at some point, Mike, I stopped taking notes. 0:23:13.070 --> 0:23:16.090 I don't blame you. 0:23:16.369 --> 0:23:16.850 But yeah. 0:23:17.170 --> 0:23:18.609 I think one option was to. 0:23:18.630 --> 0:23:23.919 It was kinetic. Oh, here it is. Call the police, pay, 0:23:24.220 --> 0:23:26.940 or the kinetic. Which one would you guys have picked? 0:23:27.820 --> 0:23:28.760 And the kinetic was shooting. 0:23:29.260 --> 0:23:30.350 The kinetic was killing him. 0:23:34.130 --> 0:23:35.940 I would have picked three, but just had a much 0:23:35.980 --> 0:23:37.640 better plan than what these dumb fucks had. 0:23:38.600 --> 0:23:41.040 This is the dumbest fucking plan I've ever heard, man. 0:23:42.160 --> 0:23:43.380 If I had the money, I'd just pay. 0:23:44.780 --> 0:23:46.220 Yeah, well, he didn't have the money. 0:23:46.240 --> 0:23:48.190 That was the problem. He was borrowing it for her, 0:23:48.210 --> 0:23:49.270 and then he had to pay 8.4 back. 1.4. We 0:23:49.290 --> 0:23:50.850 had 1.4. I mean, 8.4 total. 7 plus 1.4. But, yeah, 0:23:50.869 --> 0:23:52.320 I'm kinetic for me, bro. You ain't going to kill my... 0:24:00.290 --> 0:24:01.669 He's getting at my kid and he's going to get 0:24:01.690 --> 0:24:02.129 away with it. 0:24:02.180 --> 0:24:04.399 Because then you can come back. And that's kind of 0:24:04.420 --> 0:24:05.540 what he was saying at the end. He said, now 0:24:05.560 --> 0:24:06.920 you're going to be scared of me for the rest 0:24:06.940 --> 0:24:07.380 of your life. 0:24:07.520 --> 0:24:07.920 Yeah. 0:24:08.100 --> 0:24:10.060 But they never even explained who the fuck he was. 0:24:10.840 --> 0:24:11.159 Man. 0:24:11.180 --> 0:24:13.610 They were making it seem like he did something to 0:24:13.660 --> 0:24:15.970 this man. And they never explained. 0:24:15.530 --> 0:24:16.909 Who the fuck he is. We don't even know who 0:24:16.930 --> 0:24:17.070 it was. 0:24:17.150 --> 0:24:17.540 Man, bro. 0:24:17.550 --> 0:24:19.590 Another thing about it is I was hoping y'all could 0:24:19.609 --> 0:24:21.690 fill it in because when they pulled off his mask, 0:24:22.270 --> 0:24:24.850 Ben Affleck made a face like he knew him. And 0:24:24.890 --> 0:24:26.430 we both looked at each other and I was like, 0:24:26.470 --> 0:24:26.939 do you know who. 0:24:26.900 --> 0:24:28.280 The fuck that is? And she was like, no. 0:24:28.880 --> 0:24:30.980 No flashback. No. Nothing. 0:24:31.000 --> 0:24:31.590 I thought I nodded off. 0:24:31.619 --> 0:24:32.780 Double negative on purpose. 0:24:32.820 --> 0:24:33.720 I thought I nodded off. 0:24:33.780 --> 0:24:34.580 Same, Spike. 0:24:34.619 --> 0:24:35.920 I thought I nodded off. I was like, did I 0:24:35.940 --> 0:24:36.419 fall asleep? 0:24:36.440 --> 0:24:37.740 Nope. It wasn't in the video. 0:24:37.820 --> 0:24:38.899 Because I'm not going back. 0:24:39.020 --> 0:24:39.199 Me either. 0:24:39.240 --> 0:24:41.140 I'm not about to rewind this shit to figure it out. 0:24:41.500 --> 0:24:43.879 I'm not doing that. So I thought y'all was going 0:24:43.920 --> 0:24:45.200 to be able to answer that for me when I 0:24:45.240 --> 0:24:45.720 came in here. 0:24:45.740 --> 0:24:46.250 I meant to Google it. 0:24:46.280 --> 0:24:47.140 I'm going to Google it right now. 0:24:47.260 --> 0:24:50.820 And what I also thought was kind of, because Mark 0:24:50.859 --> 0:24:51.720 was stupid as fuck. 0:24:52.200 --> 0:24:55.030 First of all, he agreed to the thing. And then 0:24:55.210 --> 0:24:56.510 he fell for the upsell. 0:24:57.170 --> 0:25:01.629 So, because she was like, so, yeah, we can do 0:25:01.650 --> 0:25:02.410 the kinetic thing. 0:25:02.970 --> 0:25:05.670 He did not once ask, like, is that going to 0:25:05.690 --> 0:25:06.280 be more money? 0:25:06.320 --> 0:25:07.080 How much is it? 0:25:07.130 --> 0:25:09.619 She was just like, when she told him. 0:25:10.080 --> 0:25:12.919 And the other thing I thought was weird, when Kerry Washington, 0:25:12.960 --> 0:25:15.500 character Abby, was whispering, she was looking. 0:25:15.200 --> 0:25:17.040 At him like really weird, like she knew what was 0:25:17.080 --> 0:25:19.180 going on. But that didn't come back around. 0:25:19.260 --> 0:25:20.880 I guess they're supposed to show that she's over her, 0:25:20.920 --> 0:25:22.399 but she was like, He was like, yeah, you know, 0:25:22.500 --> 0:25:24.100 once we do the whole exchange or whatever, I want 0:25:24.140 --> 0:25:24.540 you to kill. 0:25:24.560 --> 0:25:25.859 He was like, yeah, well, you know, that's going to 0:25:25.880 --> 0:25:28.439 be double. He was like, what are you talking about, double? 0:25:28.700 --> 0:25:30.960 He was like, yeah, but she caught his ass with 0:25:30.980 --> 0:25:34.679 the upsell and then recorded him as evidence. I'm like, bro, 0:25:35.400 --> 0:25:39.230 you fucking stupid. Because he got caught on tape. 0:25:40.350 --> 0:25:42.530 If you would love to have more content from Frames 0:25:42.550 --> 0:25:45.270 Per Second, become a patron where you can contribute to 0:25:45.310 --> 0:25:48.430 what we review and discuss. 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AI. 0:26:23.740 --> 0:26:27.580 Why did he fucking try to fucking ride the goddamn 0:26:27.660 --> 0:26:29.000 bag down the hill? 0:26:30.160 --> 0:26:31.460 There's no stairs? 0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:33.119 It's a way to get down. 0:26:33.140 --> 0:26:35.080 There has to be a way to get down there. 0:26:36.290 --> 0:26:37.030 It's not that. 0:26:37.490 --> 0:26:41.669 And they slow-mo'd it. When he fucking came down, they 0:26:41.730 --> 0:26:44.909 slow-mo'd it. He busted it and landed in the water. 0:26:44.930 --> 0:26:46.770 I was like, what is this? 0:26:48.280 --> 0:26:49.899 They thought that was going to hit. 0:26:49.980 --> 0:26:50.790 I don't know why. 0:26:50.810 --> 0:26:54.710 Like, nah, bro. I swear, there ain't no way. Because 0:26:54.730 --> 0:26:56.689 I'm like, that's not going to fucking work. We all 0:26:56.710 --> 0:26:57.590 knew it was not going to work. 0:26:57.710 --> 0:26:58.650 No chance. 0:26:58.710 --> 0:27:02.320 That's another way to get down there. You have the leverage. 0:27:02.690 --> 0:27:05.200 You have the fucking money. So all you have to 0:27:05.220 --> 0:27:06.600 do is like, yeah, this should be fun. 0:27:06.800 --> 0:27:09.780 I'm like, bro. First, I'm like, I'm not doing this shit. No. 0:27:10.480 --> 0:27:13.180 I'm going around. However you put that chair down there 0:27:13.300 --> 0:27:15.080 is how I'm going to get down there. 0:27:15.119 --> 0:27:16.919 I know you didn't fucking surf down there. 0:27:16.960 --> 0:27:18.979 So you're going. 0:27:18.440 --> 0:27:20.640 To wait until I walk around and put that chair 0:27:20.660 --> 0:27:23.510 down there. So then you get down there, whatever, and 0:27:23.550 --> 0:27:26.790 then count a lot of money. How this shit stupid. 0:27:28.230 --> 0:27:32.090 And, of course, they didn't have to push Hector down 0:27:32.109 --> 0:27:37.300 there fucking down. Bruh. 0:27:37.600 --> 0:27:39.080 I could have punched a baby. 0:27:39.730 --> 0:27:44.910 When this happened, when Hector hit that ground, it fucking 0:27:45.369 --> 0:27:46.450 flew in the air. 0:27:48.050 --> 0:27:51.240 And Ben Affleck caught him like a wide receiver. I 0:27:51.840 --> 0:27:55.520 was like, what in the fuck is this? Why was 0:27:55.580 --> 0:27:56.719 that necessary? 0:27:56.740 --> 0:27:59.700 They tried to make a moment. It was not a 0:27:59.720 --> 0:28:02.420 good one. They were like, oh, Hector's in danger. Ben 0:28:02.460 --> 0:28:07.790 got to save him. I'm like, what the fuck? Yo, look. 0:28:08.820 --> 0:28:13.300 You hitting that pavement, that's worth the 1.4 mil I'm 0:28:13.380 --> 0:28:16.240 about to pay. Bro, you're going to have to get 0:28:16.260 --> 0:28:17.119 some scars, some. 0:28:17.000 --> 0:28:18.220 Scratches, something, bro. 0:28:18.320 --> 0:28:19.780 I'm about 1.4 mil. 0:28:19.820 --> 0:28:22.919 Your ass should have got caught. 0:28:23.109 --> 0:28:24.919 A little something got to happen. 0:28:24.940 --> 0:28:25.920 You got to be hurt. 0:28:26.410 --> 0:28:28.129 So if you're going to slide down that wagon and 0:28:28.170 --> 0:28:30.649 just tumble, then it is what it is. I'm not 0:28:30.670 --> 0:28:31.990 going to sit here and try to save you. 0:28:32.170 --> 0:28:34.230 That shit was so fucking funny, man. 0:28:34.250 --> 0:28:40.950 This motherfucker. And then the way they shot it. Yeah. 0:28:41.850 --> 0:28:42.870 It was like, whoop, whoop. 0:28:42.910 --> 0:28:45.210 I was like, what? 0:28:45.910 --> 0:28:48.440 What are y'all doing? Are you okay? And blah, blah, blah. 0:28:48.500 --> 0:28:51.960 And then, of course, they killed the two guys. Her 0:28:52.060 --> 0:28:55.500 stupid ass. Now I understand why he was like, yeah, 0:28:55.520 --> 0:28:56.300 so what do you think? 0:28:56.320 --> 0:28:57.460 Who do you think is the boss? She was like, yeah, 0:28:57.480 --> 0:29:00.940 it's two. Because that's supposed to trick us. Sure, but 0:29:01.020 --> 0:29:01.360 it didn't. 0:29:01.600 --> 0:29:03.880 Into thinking that it's only two. And then once they're dead, 0:29:03.920 --> 0:29:07.270 there's not a third guy. Nobody's that fucking stupid. 0:29:09.170 --> 0:29:12.360 And then she'd get out because you spent your whole 0:29:12.420 --> 0:29:15.540 career being careful. People don't know who you are. 0:29:15.740 --> 0:29:17.380 Why would you drive the truck down there? 0:29:17.400 --> 0:29:18.820 For what? 0:29:19.620 --> 0:29:22.060 There was no reason to drive the truck down there. 0:29:22.080 --> 0:29:22.140 No. 0:29:23.340 --> 0:29:25.520 You could have stayed up at the top. 0:29:25.540 --> 0:29:28.040 And said, yo, go find the stairs and come up here. 0:29:28.540 --> 0:29:33.210 Spike, she flying, too. Flying. Flying. It's all an act 0:29:33.250 --> 0:29:35.370 to get down there. What the fuck? Got to ask 0:29:35.410 --> 0:29:36.110 how it got popped. 0:29:36.370 --> 0:29:37.050 Immediately. 0:29:38.760 --> 0:29:41.680 And she laying on the ground looking at him I'm 0:29:41.700 --> 0:29:43.900 like Ben Affleck could have done a lot of shit. 0:29:44.240 --> 0:29:49.620 Get down all it takes wait a minute you thought 0:29:49.660 --> 0:29:56.290 there was two but guess what spoiler alert there's another 0:29:56.430 --> 0:29:58.160 one There's a third one. 0:29:58.420 --> 0:30:00.200 And he's like, bro, you don't need all that. 0:30:00.520 --> 0:30:01.660 Get down. 0:30:01.760 --> 0:30:02.700 That's all he had to say. 0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:05.090 But I think he was cool with her dying, obviously, 0:30:05.130 --> 0:30:06.750 because he didn't have to give the money back. 0:30:06.870 --> 0:30:07.229 Yep. 0:30:07.630 --> 0:30:09.190 But this shit was stupid. 0:30:10.970 --> 0:30:12.890 Somehow at the end of the day, yeah, because he 0:30:12.930 --> 0:30:15.710 was about to kill him and then Hickam Hector had popped, 0:30:15.750 --> 0:30:16.430 you know, whatever. 0:30:16.470 --> 0:30:18.210 So Hector got to be the fucking hero and save 0:30:18.230 --> 0:30:18.950 his kid. 0:30:18.970 --> 0:30:19.310 Man. 0:30:19.350 --> 0:30:20.709 That's all he wanted to do, Spike. 0:30:20.770 --> 0:30:23.510 From a mile away, he popped him in the head. 0:30:23.510 --> 0:30:24.410 200 yards, I think. 0:30:24.540 --> 0:30:26.280 I was like, man, get the fuck out of here, man. 0:30:26.300 --> 0:30:27.940 What is this garbage-ass movie? 0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:29.840 Because that's why he ran up. He was like, Ben 0:30:31.420 --> 0:30:33.720 Affleck was like, Mark was like, bro, what the fuck 0:30:33.740 --> 0:30:35.920 are you doing, Ramone? He was like, yeah, I wanted 0:30:35.940 --> 0:30:38.220 to be the one to save my kid. He was like. 0:30:39.090 --> 0:30:41.410 He was like, you know, because even he said that 0:30:41.450 --> 0:30:43.010 to his wife. He was like, I'm not going to. 0:30:43.030 --> 0:30:45.209 Then he was like, what the fuck is wrong with 0:30:45.230 --> 0:30:46.850 this country? All kind of shit. And then he got 0:30:46.870 --> 0:30:48.090 to be the hero at the end of the day. 0:30:48.790 --> 0:30:51.690 And they flipped that shit into him winning the campaign. 0:30:51.710 --> 0:30:53.830 A lot about all that shit. So at the end 0:30:53.850 --> 0:30:55.290 of the day, the white man still got his way. 0:30:55.930 --> 0:30:57.770 He didn't have to pay any of the money back. 0:30:57.850 --> 0:31:01.600 Right. Well, the debt. And he just, they lied about 0:31:01.620 --> 0:31:02.380 the whole shit. 0:31:03.150 --> 0:31:05.719 And gave Ramon the fucking money. He was like, who 0:31:05.760 --> 0:31:07.420 money is that? He was like, depends on who you ask. 0:31:08.200 --> 0:31:08.980 We splitting this shit. 0:31:09.860 --> 0:31:13.840 If I'm Ramone, straight facts. No, the half dash is mine. 0:31:13.860 --> 0:31:15.690 I think he gave Ramone all of it. 0:31:15.700 --> 0:31:16.680 No, he didn't give him all of it. 0:31:16.720 --> 0:31:17.800 I thought he gave him all of it. 0:31:17.820 --> 0:31:19.400 No, why would he give him all of his money? 0:31:19.420 --> 0:31:19.980 I have no idea. 0:31:20.100 --> 0:31:20.540 He didn't. 0:31:20.680 --> 0:31:23.940 Because once he won the election, he got the money 0:31:23.980 --> 0:31:24.820 back that he spent. 0:31:25.280 --> 0:31:26.440 He didn't give him all that money. 0:31:26.460 --> 0:31:28.280 He probably gave him a couple mil, but I don't 0:31:28.300 --> 0:31:30.140 think it implied that he gave him all of the money. 0:31:30.380 --> 0:31:30.830 I didn't know. 0:31:31.050 --> 0:31:31.620 I thought he did. 0:31:31.660 --> 0:31:33.240 Because there'd be no reason for him to do that. 0:31:33.270 --> 0:31:35.610 They didn't really say, but I just thought he just 0:31:35.650 --> 0:31:36.370 gave them to him or just. 0:31:36.800 --> 0:31:37.780 Unless I missed something. 0:31:37.800 --> 0:31:39.459 Maybe I missed something. Because he took his ass back 0:31:39.480 --> 0:31:40.040 to the cartel. 0:31:40.060 --> 0:31:41.220 Could you find out who that was? 0:31:43.420 --> 0:31:46.180 The killer? It says it's a white man with a beard. 0:31:46.500 --> 0:31:47.580 Oh, Jesus. 0:31:47.700 --> 0:31:49.240 Even this article is like, we don't know who the 0:31:49.360 --> 0:31:50.760 fuck this dude is. 0:31:50.920 --> 0:31:54.660 It's amazing to me, the range of Ben Affleck movies. Like, 0:31:54.720 --> 0:31:57.550 it can be really fucking good, or it. 0:31:57.510 --> 0:31:58.230 Can be this shit. 0:31:58.490 --> 0:31:59.310 But if you sell. 0:31:59.370 --> 0:32:00.550 You never fucking know. 0:32:00.690 --> 0:32:03.350 Yeah, well, it's not supposed to be like this. 0:32:03.970 --> 0:32:10.030 But if I'm selling this show to Netflix, this AI 0:32:10.070 --> 0:32:12.150 company or whatever, to Netflix, you would think you were 0:32:12.190 --> 0:32:17.200 probably trying to make it good. Because Ben Affleck, just 0:32:17.420 --> 0:32:19.520 by his movie history, and adding a little bit to 0:32:19.540 --> 0:32:21.520 what you said, he should know what a good fucking 0:32:21.540 --> 0:32:22.040 movie is. 0:32:22.400 --> 0:32:23.520 At this point, yeah, he should. 0:32:24.260 --> 0:32:28.000 So you should have known, like, this might not be it. 0:32:29.840 --> 0:32:32.280 But he sold the company, so he doesn't even have 0:32:32.300 --> 0:32:32.680 it anymore. 0:32:33.290 --> 0:32:35.130 He sold it to Netflix for $ 500 million. 0:32:35.450 --> 0:32:36.110 So he's done? 0:32:37.150 --> 0:32:38.350 Yeah. 0:32:38.410 --> 0:32:41.650 I don't know if he runs it. I don't know 0:32:41.690 --> 0:32:43.930 how the situation set up, but he sold it. They 0:32:43.950 --> 0:32:47.010 said this shit for $ 500 million. The last movie he 0:32:47.030 --> 0:32:50.910 did was Air. About the Jordans. 0:32:51.690 --> 0:32:53.270 I didn't watch it. You didn't watch that? No, I 0:32:53.310 --> 0:32:57.610 haven't seen it yet. Here's the thing. That's the thing 0:32:57.650 --> 0:33:01.130 about fucking AI writing this shit. It's not like. 0:33:02.600 --> 0:33:05.620 Netflix has been putting out mediocre shit anyway, bro. So 0:33:05.780 --> 0:33:09.450 you're just adding AI to the mix. Like, you know, 0:33:10.370 --> 0:33:11.450 either it's going to get better or it's going to 0:33:11.490 --> 0:33:13.710 get worse. You know, odds are it's not going to 0:33:13.750 --> 0:33:15.450 make much of a difference. Like, you didn't need the 0:33:15.490 --> 0:33:17.650 fucking shit to make mediocre movies. You buy some shit, 0:33:17.930 --> 0:33:18.930 you hope it's going to be better. 0:33:19.690 --> 0:33:24.760 But either way it goes, yeah, I just, this was like... Garbage. Yeah, 0:33:24.900 --> 0:33:26.580 just really a waste of time. 0:33:27.520 --> 0:33:31.420 And the fact that it's tense, I don't even know 0:33:31.460 --> 0:33:33.300 if it even cracked the top five or whatever. 0:33:33.340 --> 0:33:35.940 Maybe it did day one. Yeah. 0:33:35.960 --> 0:33:37.810 It's just like, nah, cause none of this shit may 0:33:37.850 --> 0:33:39.550 fucking say, what was the shit I wrote at the end? 0:33:39.710 --> 0:33:43.950 I wrote something at the end. Uh, Oh yeah. 0:33:43.970 --> 0:33:45.910 And just, I don't know if this one, I really, 0:33:45.950 --> 0:33:48.370 I like a really asking questions like how the fuck 0:33:48.410 --> 0:33:49.610 did they cover this shit up? 0:33:50.280 --> 0:33:51.160 All these bodies. 0:33:51.620 --> 0:33:53.360 And I guess just what he was saying at the 0:33:53.400 --> 0:33:55.280 beginning when they were driving, it was like, yeah, in 0:33:55.300 --> 0:33:57.440 this area, you know, a body can be dead and 0:33:57.480 --> 0:33:58.760 nobody even fucking care. 0:33:59.400 --> 0:34:02.860 Including a rich white woman. No one is going to 0:34:02.950 --> 0:34:03.940 ask where this woman is. 0:34:03.960 --> 0:34:04.870 Nobody knows who she is. 0:34:04.880 --> 0:34:05.940 Who has millions of dollars. 0:34:07.100 --> 0:34:08.820 Remember, Kara was like, yeah, I looked you up and 0:34:08.860 --> 0:34:09.600 you don't exist. 0:34:10.140 --> 0:34:12.020 Well, how the fuck Glenn got the number? 0:34:12.040 --> 0:34:16.200 I mean, Glenn, though. That's the world he work in. Yeah. 0:34:16.360 --> 0:34:17.680 Oh, he must be in the cartel, too. 0:34:19.700 --> 0:34:23.120 Man. The Yakuza. I was going to ask what they 0:34:23.140 --> 0:34:23.550 called it. 0:34:23.760 --> 0:34:25.980 He's not even Japanese, you racist. Oh, shit. 0:34:26.040 --> 0:34:27.580 My bad. My bad, yeah. God. 0:34:27.960 --> 0:34:28.160 Damn. 0:34:28.620 --> 0:34:32.160 I can't think of the equivalent of it. Oh, my bad. 0:34:32.180 --> 0:34:34.460 That was the first one that came up. I apologize. 0:34:34.500 --> 0:34:35.919 You should, racist ass. 0:34:36.239 --> 0:34:39.540 That was racist. I'm sorry. Hey, you get one back 0:34:39.600 --> 0:34:43.550 on me. You must be in the Crips, huh? Yeah, exactly. 0:34:43.910 --> 0:34:50.690 It's fair exchange. Yeah, this was really bad, man. This ending, 0:34:50.770 --> 0:34:52.090 I was just like, what the fuck did we just 0:34:52.110 --> 0:34:53.330 sit there and watch for an hour. 0:34:53.190 --> 0:34:53.610 And a half? 0:34:53.610 --> 0:34:55.969 20 minutes in, I knew I didn't have to pay 0:34:56.010 --> 0:34:57.339 attention to this movie. Same. Yeah. 0:34:58.560 --> 0:35:00.480 Yeah, so I was just like, all right, well, I 0:35:00.500 --> 0:35:02.219 can walk around and do some other stuff. I know 0:35:02.239 --> 0:35:03.839 y'all get mad when I say that shit, but watch 0:35:03.860 --> 0:35:04.160 the movie. 0:35:04.180 --> 0:35:04.799 You'll fucking understand. 0:35:04.820 --> 0:35:06.590 They're not going to get mad about this one. 0:35:06.600 --> 0:35:07.450 That's all this movie deserves. 0:35:07.469 --> 0:35:09.490 You can really tell the difference in the shows now 0:35:09.530 --> 0:35:13.050 and how they make the ones like this that you, like, okay, 0:35:13.090 --> 0:35:14.989 you know within 20 minutes, like you said, and then 0:35:15.050 --> 0:35:16.270 once you know, it's like, I ain't going to watch 0:35:16.290 --> 0:35:18.390 this at all. They're going to tell me everything while 0:35:18.450 --> 0:35:20.489 I'm on my phone or doing work or whatever it 0:35:20.510 --> 0:35:23.270 may be. And then you watch something like Lanterns or 0:35:23.390 --> 0:35:26.150 Slow Horses or shit like that, and it's like, oh, shit. 0:35:26.170 --> 0:35:28.509 Oh, the rip. Yeah, I remember the rip. 0:35:29.390 --> 0:35:29.890 What's that? 0:35:33.070 --> 0:35:34.630 Some other movie that I think he was in. It 0:35:34.670 --> 0:35:40.009 was the movie about the bank robbery with the shit. Yeah, 0:35:40.070 --> 0:35:43.070 it was some bank robbery shit. But anyway, that's... Yep, 0:35:43.090 --> 0:35:44.530 Spike is right, yeah. 0:35:44.640 --> 0:35:47.840 Ben Affleck publicly admitted to using AI for, quote, lots 0:35:47.900 --> 0:35:51.420 of things during the making of this film. Wow. 0:35:52.800 --> 0:35:54.220 Yep, yep. 0:35:54.550 --> 0:35:58.989 He's declined to specify which exact scenes or shots used AI, 0:35:59.520 --> 0:36:01.800 but he compared it to spoiling the illusion of a 0:36:01.880 --> 0:36:04.870 magic trick. Ben, I see why J-Lo left your ass, 0:36:04.880 --> 0:36:07.040 because you're fucking stupid. 0:36:07.120 --> 0:36:10.100 This is stupid. How did y'all make. 0:36:10.180 --> 0:36:12.799 And Kerry Washington, if you don't take your teeth out 0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:17.540 this fucking movie, you deserve better than this bullshit, girl. 0:36:17.580 --> 0:36:20.060 She ain't doing shit, bro. But she can, though. 0:36:20.100 --> 0:36:21.140 That was the AI boy. 0:36:21.380 --> 0:36:23.799 I don't think... But the AI, her teeth. 0:36:23.820 --> 0:36:24.900 Karen Washington was AI. 0:36:25.180 --> 0:36:27.700 Oh, her whole thing? Her whole thing? 0:36:28.000 --> 0:36:29.260 She wasn't even in the real movie? 0:36:29.280 --> 0:36:30.070 She wasn't even in it. 0:36:30.320 --> 0:36:32.870 I think the AI, that little bad acting little kid. 0:36:33.290 --> 0:36:35.870 Oh, man. Denny or Hector or both? No, no. 0:36:35.910 --> 0:36:39.089 The black kid. I think that was Buddy from Walking Dead. 0:36:39.130 --> 0:36:40.470 I think that was Michonne's kid. 0:36:41.130 --> 0:36:42.930 I'm hungry now. I think that was his ass. 0:36:42.950 --> 0:36:46.960 I'm trying to really figure out what part was AI now. 0:36:47.020 --> 0:36:49.160 I think Spike is on point. I think it was 0:36:49.180 --> 0:36:51.460 the writing. Because the writing makes no sense. 0:36:51.500 --> 0:36:51.680 Yeah. 0:36:52.390 --> 0:36:57.040 The writing seriously makes no fucking sense. Oh. 0:36:57.180 --> 0:36:58.259 And I think you're wrong to some. 0:36:58.300 --> 0:37:00.920 I think Ben was probably planning to make this garbage 0:37:01.000 --> 0:37:03.760 film and use it to promote his AI company. 0:37:04.239 --> 0:37:06.050 But you did the opposite. 0:37:07.150 --> 0:37:09.710 Even if I fucked with AI, I would not use 0:37:09.750 --> 0:37:11.950 your company if this is what you think a quality 0:37:11.969 --> 0:37:12.589 product is. 0:37:13.030 --> 0:37:14.790 He know this movie not good. He know how to 0:37:14.830 --> 0:37:15.779 make good movies like you said. 0:37:15.840 --> 0:37:17.820 Right. So why would he do this? 0:37:18.440 --> 0:37:20.140 No way he watched this and was like, yep. 0:37:20.560 --> 0:37:22.819 Yep, this is it. And apparently, I want to go 0:37:22.840 --> 0:37:25.660 ahead and issue an on-air correction. I was wrong. Jalen 0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:27.640 said that Carrie's been in a lot of stuff. Carrie 0:37:27.660 --> 0:37:28.130 Washington is good. 0:37:28.150 --> 0:37:29.310 Oh, you said she ain't been in nothing? 0:37:29.410 --> 0:37:30.049 I haven't seen her. 0:37:30.370 --> 0:37:30.960 Oh, I missed it. 0:37:31.030 --> 0:37:31.750 I gotta look it up now. 0:37:31.770 --> 0:37:33.270 I didn't know why he texted. I was like, why 0:37:33.290 --> 0:37:33.830 he texting? 0:37:33.969 --> 0:37:36.950 Because I was sitting on an on-air line and just 0:37:36.969 --> 0:37:37.190 saying shit. 0:37:37.210 --> 0:37:38.990 Yeah, Carrie Washington is cooking. Because I said Carrie Washington 0:37:39.010 --> 0:37:40.990 deserves better than this. He said she wasn't doing shit. 0:37:41.090 --> 0:37:42.200 Oh, yeah, she been cooking this shit. 0:37:43.300 --> 0:37:45.020 She had no reason to be in this movie. 0:37:45.239 --> 0:37:46.319 None. No, no, no. 0:37:46.400 --> 0:37:47.459 What the fuck she been doing there? 0:37:48.660 --> 0:37:51.210 She was in, uh, I know she was in a 0:37:51.230 --> 0:37:51.790 TV show. 0:37:52.110 --> 0:37:52.969 I'm about to look now. 0:37:53.750 --> 0:37:54.969 Well, she shouldn't have been in this. 0:37:55.210 --> 0:37:56.210 Imperfect Woman. 0:37:56.410 --> 0:37:59.190 Yeah, that Imperfect Woman. She was in that. This was insulting. 0:37:59.450 --> 0:37:59.649 Bro. 0:37:59.870 --> 0:38:00.489 Very much so. 0:38:01.130 --> 0:38:04.570 Like, this was another moment where I'm watching something and 0:38:04.590 --> 0:38:07.830 I'm getting aggravated because it's like, I'm never the smartest 0:38:07.870 --> 0:38:08.350 person in the room. 0:38:08.390 --> 0:38:10.810 I've said that a million times. Never the smartest person 0:38:10.830 --> 0:38:13.029 in the room. I might just be the loudest. But 0:38:13.170 --> 0:38:17.530 I don't appreciate movies that treat us like we're stupid. 0:38:17.550 --> 0:38:18.029 Like you're stupid, yeah. 0:38:18.450 --> 0:38:23.500 This movie treated the audience like we are absolute fucking morons. 0:38:24.620 --> 0:38:26.899 And the whole time we're watching this, we're both like, what? 0:38:27.060 --> 0:38:27.500 Why? 0:38:27.520 --> 0:38:28.860 Why would you make this? 0:38:30.120 --> 0:38:30.799 Yeah. 0:38:31.940 --> 0:38:34.569 If this wasn't a bunch of cursing, I would have 0:38:34.590 --> 0:38:39.350 expected this was a WB show that got fucking thrown 0:38:39.390 --> 0:38:41.950 away and they released way later because it felt like 0:38:41.989 --> 0:38:43.570 some shit that was on like UPN or something. 0:38:45.820 --> 0:38:46.390 Y'all got it. 0:38:46.400 --> 0:38:46.960 Yeah, he right. 0:38:47.219 --> 0:38:48.880 I was listening to an interview where he was talking 0:38:48.900 --> 0:38:52.180 about this, but he said that's Netflix. 0:38:51.800 --> 0:38:52.739 Instruction to do that. 0:38:53.100 --> 0:38:53.740 To use AI? 0:38:54.120 --> 0:38:57.290 Well, not to use AI, but I'm reading Jalen's text. 0:38:57.330 --> 0:39:00.030 He said he and Matt Damon admitted that Netflix tells 0:39:00.110 --> 0:39:03.689 them to consistently repeat the plot and remember that people 0:39:03.730 --> 0:39:06.090 are on their phones while watching just to keep the 0:39:06.130 --> 0:39:06.689 screen time. 0:39:06.810 --> 0:39:09.210 But that wasn't the issue. The issue was the plot 0:39:09.250 --> 0:39:10.210 was trash. 0:39:10.340 --> 0:39:10.640 Yeah. 0:39:10.800 --> 0:39:12.320 And it made no fucking sense. 0:39:12.340 --> 0:39:12.460 Mm-hmm. 0:39:13.250 --> 0:39:15.560 And you introduce all of these elements that you would 0:39:15.800 --> 0:39:18.560 think would make the plot more interesting. Because like Ken, 0:39:18.640 --> 0:39:21.620 I was like, oh, Glenn's involved. Oh, Glenn's not involved. 0:39:21.640 --> 0:39:25.270 Well, shit. Ramon. Ramon is involved. Oh, no, he's not. 0:39:26.380 --> 0:39:29.260 Old girl that got popped in both eyes. She's involved. 0:39:29.320 --> 0:39:30.580 Maybe that was AI, Mike. No, she's not. 0:39:30.760 --> 0:39:35.220 It must have been. I don't know anybody that punches 0:39:35.280 --> 0:39:39.420 like this. But, nah, you can have this bullshit. Get 0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:40.620 the fuck out of here, Ben Affleck. 0:39:40.780 --> 0:39:41.120 Fuck AI. 0:39:41.300 --> 0:39:41.400 Yeah. 0:39:43.040 --> 0:39:47.129 Trash-ass, garbage-ass movie. It was hard to be worse than 0:39:47.469 --> 0:39:51.160 the other movie, but they succeeded. What other? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:39:51.219 --> 0:39:52.080 The Spike Lee joint. 0:39:52.680 --> 0:39:53.000 Facts. 0:39:53.040 --> 0:39:55.299 Because that was terrible, too. But it was at least 0:39:55.620 --> 0:39:56.640 it didn't feel like AI. 0:39:57.400 --> 0:39:59.920 And you over here crying like this because she cheating 0:39:59.980 --> 0:40:02.500 on you. And then when she said, well, go ahead 0:40:02.520 --> 0:40:03.600 and fuck your wife then. 0:40:03.620 --> 0:40:04.520 I'm like, bro, don't do that. 0:40:04.640 --> 0:40:05.100 He did it. 0:40:05.380 --> 0:40:05.990 Don't do that. 0:40:06.010 --> 0:40:08.070 Because first of all, like I said, she was fucking 0:40:08.090 --> 0:40:09.589 a black man. You know, that hole is way bigger 0:40:09.610 --> 0:40:12.710 than what you used to. Why would you do this? 0:40:13.270 --> 0:40:14.330 Why would you do this? 0:40:14.370 --> 0:40:20.060 This whole thing did not work. I just want to 0:40:20.100 --> 0:40:22.859 fuck my wife every day. I mean, who doesn't, bro? 0:40:23.460 --> 0:40:25.900 And then the way he did it was like, come here. 0:40:26.460 --> 0:40:26.759 Come here. 0:40:26.860 --> 0:40:28.110 It was so corny. 0:40:28.180 --> 0:40:29.190 Like, bro, no wonder. 0:40:29.450 --> 0:40:30.509 It was dead. 0:40:30.550 --> 0:40:31.469 Come on. 0:40:31.510 --> 0:40:32.350 No seasoning. 0:40:32.370 --> 0:40:34.989 Because he was smooth. He was like, nah, baby. You know, 0:40:35.030 --> 0:40:37.649 baby this, baby that, baby that. Nah, baby. He was 0:40:37.710 --> 0:40:40.620 laying on, bro. And he's just like, come here. Come here. 0:40:40.760 --> 0:40:41.100 Come here. 0:40:41.340 --> 0:40:42.319 And he asked me, yeah. 0:40:42.580 --> 0:40:43.860 Because that's what she said. She said, I want you 0:40:43.880 --> 0:40:45.810 to fuck me. She didn't say make love. Make love, 0:40:45.830 --> 0:40:47.790 you do all them smooth shits. She said, I want 0:40:47.810 --> 0:40:48.500 you to fuck me. 0:40:48.510 --> 0:40:49.250 He said, fine, girl. 0:40:49.290 --> 0:40:49.930 Come here, nigger. 0:40:51.450 --> 0:40:53.170 Give me that goddamn nigger cooch. 0:40:53.430 --> 0:40:55.460 Because you know they talk like that. 0:40:56.040 --> 0:40:57.320 Come here with your nigger coochie. 0:40:57.980 --> 0:40:58.780 Them nigger lips. 0:40:59.540 --> 0:41:01.480 That coon coochie. Get over here. 0:41:01.860 --> 0:41:11.549 All right, man. We have to get out of here. 0:41:11.570 --> 0:41:17.120 That's fucked up, man. God damn. That's fucked up. All right. Hey, man. 0:41:17.540 --> 0:41:20.819 I hope you all enjoyed the review. We got to go. 0:41:20.840 --> 0:41:22.200 We got to go. 0:41:25.430 --> 0:41:27.470 That shit was so trash.