1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: Miss Alison hit me with some booze news. 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 2: You said him up, and I'll knock him back. 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:07,040 Speaker 3: Lloyd one but. 4 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:24,440 Speaker 4: One news because nezes booze hammer. 5 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:28,040 Speaker 2: Doctor OZ spoke during the press conference on a new 6 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 2: dietary guideline chart yesterday. You've seen the new food chart. 7 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:34,080 Speaker 4: By the way, I like it out there. 8 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 2: I like's steak on top of it there. Anyway, Doctor 9 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 2: Oz was talking about some of the guidelines, the new guide, 10 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 2: dietary guidelines, and he brought up drinking alcohol. 11 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 3: So alcohol is a social lubricant that brings people together. 12 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 3: In the best case scenario. I don't think you should 13 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:53,479 Speaker 3: drink alcohol, but it does allow people an excuse to 14 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 3: bond and socialize, and there's probably nothing healthier. They're having 15 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 3: a good time with friends in a safe way. If 16 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 3: you look at the blue zones, for example, around the 17 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 3: world where people live the longest, alcohol is sometimes part 18 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 3: of their diet. Again small amounts, but the implication is 19 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,679 Speaker 3: don't have it for breakfast. There should be something done 20 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:12,320 Speaker 3: in small amounts or hopefully in some kind of an 21 00:01:12,319 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 3: event that may have alcohol added. But they general move 22 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 3: away from two glasses of men in one glass of wind. 23 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 3: There was never really good data to support that that 24 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 3: quantity of alcohol consumption. 25 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,520 Speaker 1: Hey, doctor, you can't drink all day if you don't 26 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: start in the morning, all right, get off my backside 27 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:28,679 Speaker 1: a little bit, doctor. 28 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:30,480 Speaker 2: Okay. 29 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 1: So here's here's what we're going to do to bring 30 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 1: everything together. In the last ten minutes here, I've done poetry, 31 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 1: We've talked about Joe hogg Set, and we've talked about alcohol. 32 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 1: So I think the proper way to end this segment 33 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 1: is having Aiboss hog Set do another dry January poem. 34 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 1: Would like to hear one. 35 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 5: Night please, Hey Buttholes, it's me Ai hog Set. I'm 36 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 5: back again with another dry January poem. 37 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 4: Okay, I hope you like it. 38 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:08,200 Speaker 5: Dry January was invented by Thomas Carl Cook, my former 39 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,919 Speaker 5: deputy mayor, but also a do we be nerd and Crook. 40 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 5: I invented dry January. Is what he told all the 41 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:18,440 Speaker 5: girls at work. Turns out they didn't like Thomas passing 42 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:23,679 Speaker 5: them in the hallway and asking them to twerk. Thomas 43 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 5: loves office ladies, the thin, the fat, and the furry, 44 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 5: which is probably why he is being questioned by an 45 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:36,800 Speaker 5: Indie grand jury. Dry January isn't something that was designed 46 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:41,640 Speaker 5: for me. Remember I ain't running for nothing, but I 47 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 5: may pass out in the street allegedly allegedly. Remember I'm 48 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 5: not drunk, I'm just drinking AI hog set out there. 49 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 1: It is, yes, another dry January poem from ai Boss 50 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 1: hog Set. The reason that Ai howk set work there 51 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:06,520 Speaker 1: is because, as we reported yesterday, a grand jury is 52 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 1: investigating his former right hand man and BFF, Thomas Carl Cook. Now, 53 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:15,560 Speaker 1: this was the little needle wiener that was allegedly at 54 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 1: the center of all the sexual harassment scandals. Multiple accusers 55 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 1: and women have came out on the record, named names 56 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 1: and said Thomas Carl Cook is a creep. I'm paraphrasing there, 57 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 1: but they've gone on the record. So that's why that 58 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: was so darn funny. And it has nothing to do 59 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: at all with the fact that he used to troll 60 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 1: us all the time and think he was Johnny tough guy. 61 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 1: This is what happens when nerds get popular or get 62 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,480 Speaker 1: their first piece of tail. They act like all the 63 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 1: people that have bullied them in the past, and when 64 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 1: life comes at them fast, I'm there to spit on them, 65 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: kick them and bully them one more time. It's the 66 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: Hammer and Nigel Show.