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Speaker 1: You better Hammer and Nigel Show. If I'm Dolly Pardon,

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Speaker 1: I'm a little ticked off at my sister right now,

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Speaker 1: it's the Hammer in Nigel Show, I'm Jason Hammer. Big

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Speaker 1: Nige is out. So Dolly Pardon's sister goes out and

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Speaker 1: basically says, pray for my other sister, Dolly. She's going

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Speaker 1: through some health stuff. And then people started putting two

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Speaker 1: and two together. Now, wait a minute, she canceled a

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Speaker 1: tour and now her sister is saying pray for her.

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Speaker 1: Is Dolly in trouble? People thought Dolly was dying and

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Speaker 1: Dolly Parton is our national treasure right now. Whenever Betty

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Speaker 1: White passed away, she passed the torch to Dolly Parton

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Speaker 1: to be America's treasure, and we must protect Dolly at

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Speaker 1: all costs. Well, Dolly Parton had to come out with

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Speaker 1: a video basically saying, yeah, I don't know what the

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Speaker 1: hell my sister's talking about. I've had a few challenges,

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Speaker 1: but I'm very much alive.

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Speaker 2: I want you to know that I'm okay. I've got

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Speaker 2: some problems. As I mentioned, back when my husband Carl

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Speaker 2: was very sick, I didn't take care of myself, so

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Speaker 2: I let a lot of things go that I should

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Speaker 2: have been taken care of. Nothing major, but I did

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Speaker 2: have to cancel some things so I could be closer

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Speaker 2: to home, closer to Vanderbilt. There's just a lot of

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Speaker 2: rumors flying around, but I figured if you heard it

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Speaker 2: from me, you'd know that I was okay.

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Speaker 1: Rumors started by your sister. Again. If I'm Dolly, I

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Speaker 1: take my big old fake cans over to my sister's house,

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Speaker 1: kind of knock on the door and say, hey, I'm

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Speaker 1: the meal ticket around here. It's called dolly Wood, and

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Speaker 1: I employ half my family at this thing. I give

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Speaker 1: like my niece a singing gig there. And the reason

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Speaker 1: you've got a roof over your head is because these

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Speaker 1: big knockers in this voice. You need to knock off

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Speaker 1: the crap. Like if I'm Dolly, I'm just so tired

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Speaker 1: of all the hangers on in my family making life

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Speaker 1: difficult for her. She carries that family. And I know

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Speaker 1: this because I've been down to Bidge and Forge. I've

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Speaker 1: been to Dollywood. They basically tell you all about the

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Speaker 1: family structure because everybody that works there is usually related

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Speaker 1: to Dolly in some capacity. We saw a Christmas show there,

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Speaker 1: we got free tickets from YouTube friend Troy from the Smokies,

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Speaker 1: and we said, oh, that'd be great Dollywood at Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Let's go. And of course one of the performers was

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Speaker 1: Dolly's niece, so it feels like she takes care of

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Speaker 1: everybody in a pretty good way. So I decided to

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Speaker 1: take matters in my own hands. The good news is

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Speaker 1: is that Dolly Pardon announced she's okay with a video.

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Speaker 1: The bad news is I've taken that video and I've

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Speaker 1: turned it into something different. So if you want to

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Speaker 1: go to the Hammer and Nigel show, face spook in

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Speaker 1: Twitter right now. Just to prove that Dolly Parton is

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Speaker 1: just fine, We've made an AI video of Dolly getting

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Speaker 1: into an alley fight with Mark Sanchez. So if you

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Speaker 1: go to the Hammer and Nigel Show Facebook page right

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Speaker 1: now and the Twitter feed at Hammer and Nigel, you

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Speaker 1: will see Dolly Barton very much alive and very much

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Speaker 1: fighting AI Mark Sanchez in an alley in Indianapolis,