1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: Hello, My name is Nigel Jason Hammer right over there with. 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:06,439 Speaker 2: A very special in studio guests. 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:10,160 Speaker 3: Got a couple of big shows Tonight's big shows tomorrow. 4 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 3: Welcome back to the program. James Murray Murryer from Impractical Jokers. 5 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 4: The first time we're meeting in person's wild. 6 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 1: I felt like we talked to you on the phone 7 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:26,079 Speaker 1: like twelve times, a dozen times. It's awesome to have 8 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 1: you in person. 9 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 4: Study what what do I look the same in person 10 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:31,120 Speaker 4: as I do sound on the phone? 11 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 2: You look? You look? You gotta get recond you. 12 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 1: You're a pretty easily recognizable guy, especially as much as 13 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,760 Speaker 1: they air in Practical Jokers on television. 14 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 4: Tell you why when I came into the studio, I 15 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 4: didn't necessarily realize that it was on video. And I 16 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,920 Speaker 4: realized immediately that my my nipples are out and they're 17 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 4: so pointy, because when I go on stage, I wear 18 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 4: so I usually my wife has me put on her 19 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 4: nipple pasties, you know, but I forgot them. So the 20 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,920 Speaker 4: only thing the club here in town has is duct tape. Celesta, 21 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 4: I had to wear blue duct tape on my nipples. 22 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 3: Worst stripper ever. Somebody in the YouTube chat already wants 23 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 3: to know. Since you're in Indiana, have you met Colonel 24 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 3: Indiana long Nuts. 25 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 4: That's a challenge we join jokers called the Crunches MC 26 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 4: basketball Challenge where we're working as a receptionist in waiting 27 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 4: room and we've got to call out ridiculous names. But 28 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,320 Speaker 4: we don't know the names before and we just opened 29 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 4: up with the binder and one of them is Colonel 30 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 4: Indiana long Nuts. An, there's doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico. 31 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 3: While you're in town, man, Like, do you get out 32 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,760 Speaker 3: and get a chance to mix it up with the 33 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 3: people downtown, the hoosiers. I mean, I don't want you 34 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,479 Speaker 3: to get the full Mark Sanchez experience, but you get 35 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 3: a chance to get out right. 36 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 4: Yeah. Man, we were India. I was telling you during 37 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 4: commercial that India's my favorite city in America. Why because, 38 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 4: I mean, for so many reasons. The people are great, 39 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 4: city is great, but also my favorite restaurant in the 40 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 4: world is here, Saint Elmo's, And we went. We only 41 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 4: won show last night, so we went and we had 42 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 4: two guests, two friends with us that had never tried 43 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 4: this the shrimp cocktail, and we recorded him for the 44 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 4: first time eating. 45 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 5: It and their heads exploded. 46 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:10,120 Speaker 4: It's great, And now I got to tell you the story. 47 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,600 Speaker 4: So we were here two years agoing tour and my 48 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 4: cousin Joe, who's in the background if you see him 49 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,800 Speaker 4: on on YouTube. My cousin Joe was there. And my 50 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,760 Speaker 4: cousin Joe is a very He's from Brooklyn, Italian benson 51 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 4: Hurst kind of guy. So needless to say, he's very superstitious. Right, 52 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 4: And so there was a gypsy woman in the hotel 53 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 4: in the restaurant, right, and she comes over to me. 54 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 4: She goes, excuse me, I feel compelled to give you 55 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 4: a reading. That was a little drunk, right, So I said, hell, yeah, 56 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,720 Speaker 4: let's do it. So go to her table. She grabs 57 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 4: my hand and pulls me like like six inches from 58 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 4: her face and she's giving me. She goes into a 59 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 4: trance and gives me this whole reading. And my friends, 60 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,239 Speaker 4: include my cousin, are in the back watching the sant 61 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,600 Speaker 4: animals like, and I come back here, like what you say? 62 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 4: What'd you say? And I said to my cousin, I 63 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 4: was like, she said, don't cut get on United two 64 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:52,080 Speaker 4: thirty three Sunday at noon, which is our flight, right, 65 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 4: and he loses his mind, right, here's just a joke. 66 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 4: So last night, two years later, two years later, Saint Almos. 67 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 4: Last night, he goes to the men's room I could 68 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,240 Speaker 4: recog as a fan at the near my table. I 69 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 4: go up to her. I say, do me favor. When 70 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 4: you and your husband go to leave the restaurant, we 71 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 4: just come over whispered to my cousin's ear that you're 72 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,239 Speaker 4: a psychic medium and not to get in his flight 73 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:16,240 Speaker 4: on Sunday. And she does, and he almost soiled his pants. Man, Like, 74 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 4: I would. 75 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 3: Imagine anybody that's friends with you, are in your inner circle, 76 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,639 Speaker 3: like you could be telling them the most serious thing 77 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,919 Speaker 3: that's totally true, but they probably think you're full of crash. 78 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:31,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, stop with you doesn't murder, it's you can't stop, 79 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:31,919 Speaker 1: won't stop. 80 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 3: The shows tonight are at Helium Comedy Club seven and 81 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 3: nine fifteen. 82 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 5: Now I think the seventh tonight sold out. 83 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,960 Speaker 4: The seventh Tomorrow night sold out too. But the late 84 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 4: shows have a few tickets. I'm very few tickets. Law. 85 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 4: You can go to Murder Liauve dot com to get 86 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 4: tickets if you like. 87 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 3: Now it's being marketed as an interactive stand up comedy show. 88 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 5: I don't know what that means. What does an interactive show? 89 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 4: I try to physically touch everyone audience on one. 90 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 5: Of their body parts. 91 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 4: You know. What I mean is the first half of 92 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 4: the show is set up comedy stories of horribly embarrassing 93 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 4: things I've done in my life because of the TV show. 94 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 4: The second half of the show I make up every night, 95 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 4: So literally you can see the show all four times 96 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:14,200 Speaker 4: next and it'll be four different shows because the second 97 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 4: half of the show. The first game I play is 98 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,160 Speaker 4: I borrow three audience members cell phones and I start 99 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,719 Speaker 4: texting their people on their phone from their phone as 100 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 4: if it's them and chaos and suits, you know. And 101 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 4: then the second game I play is Jokers Live, meaning 102 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 4: I put an earpiece in someone's ear, send him out 103 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,040 Speaker 4: into the streets of Indianapolis. We watch on screen the 104 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 4: comedy club. 105 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 5: And live on the spot. 106 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 4: They got to do and say what I tell him too, 107 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 4: permission to do anything. You know. We were in a 108 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 4: Buffalo a few weeks ago and I had my friend 109 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,279 Speaker 4: go out on the streets and he was in a bar. 110 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,920 Speaker 4: There's like four women eating dinner there. I gotta watch 111 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:52,600 Speaker 4: my words carefully. Four women eating dinner, and I said, 112 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,359 Speaker 4: go up to them, ask where we can find some 113 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 4: good D in this town? D meaning the. 114 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 3: Male body part right a narrator, he's pointing to his 115 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 3: CROs and they. 116 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:05,599 Speaker 4: Did, and they told him so they knew, they knew. 117 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,560 Speaker 3: I love that somebody gave an answer right away. What 118 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 3: you want to do is if you go to the west, 119 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 3: then you've gone too far. 120 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 4: That's awesome. 121 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,280 Speaker 2: Do you how does Impractical Jokers? 122 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,760 Speaker 1: I swear to god it could be found at any 123 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 1: time of day or night in the United States on 124 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 1: a channel playing twenty four hours to day. 125 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:26,719 Speaker 2: Said yeah, I mean it was playing that way. Or 126 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:27,679 Speaker 2: how does that work? 127 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 4: Man? 128 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,719 Speaker 1: Because that's how you're so recognizable. I think you're one 129 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,720 Speaker 1: of the most recognizable guys on the show. First of all, 130 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: you have a unique. 131 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 5: Look, okay, and you've been naked a lot, like. 132 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 1: Many thousands of millions of people have seen me naked. 133 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,200 Speaker 1: But what like it's always on and I love it. 134 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:48,160 Speaker 4: I know, man, it's we're on twenty seven hours a day. 135 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,040 Speaker 2: I don't know what. 136 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just so strange that we didn't play it 137 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:54,400 Speaker 4: on that, but yeah, it just happened and then suddenly 138 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:55,919 Speaker 4: they play it all the time. 139 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 3: You know, do you get paid like per episode, like 140 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 3: the problem because I figure out you probably flew in 141 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 3: an all gold helicopter. 142 00:06:04,279 --> 00:06:06,159 Speaker 5: Then if you get paid by the episode. 143 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,240 Speaker 4: And all gold hellas out but it would not flyaw it, 144 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:11,040 Speaker 4: you'd be way too happy. Man. I'm not an aerodynamics guy, 145 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 4: but I'm telling. 146 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:15,000 Speaker 1: You, when did in practical jokers like, I mean, you've 147 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 1: been asked all these questions before, but I don't know. 148 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 2: I'm a super fan, so I don't care. I like 149 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 2: to find out when, like you kind of. 150 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 1: Like the the light bull but above your head turned 151 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 1: on and said, oh wait a minute, this is this 152 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,040 Speaker 1: is taking off. 153 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:33,040 Speaker 4: I'll tell you. I'll tell you this story. So years ago, 154 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,359 Speaker 4: it's like maybe the serial shows been on like three years, 155 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:38,560 Speaker 4: and we felt like there's some momentum building for it, right, 156 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 4: And I was on the subway, come out of the 157 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,080 Speaker 4: subway and these two women there they have got thick 158 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 4: Long Island accents with the hair spray awquinette everywhere you know, 159 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,239 Speaker 4: kind I'm talking right right, and there're two freaking beef 160 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:53,120 Speaker 4: cave Long Island boyfriends with him and the girl because 161 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 4: she goes, oh my god, did she starts freaking out? 162 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,720 Speaker 4: Take a picture and the boyfriend's like, what who those is? 163 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 4: You don't know, baby, babe, you don't know. He's one 164 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:05,800 Speaker 4: of the impossible pranksters on Comedy Central on Wednesdays. I 165 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 4: was like, you got every detail wrong. Man, We're in 166 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:12,200 Speaker 4: true TV on Thursdays. Is she got every detail wrong. 167 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 4: And that's how I knew I was a D list famous. 168 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:20,480 Speaker 1: But here's the question, what a list famous person has 169 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 1: pulled you aside. I'm sure there's been many that said, oh, 170 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:26,000 Speaker 1: oh my god, like you know, you know what I'm 171 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 1: talking about, Like Tom Cruise Pullsy aside said, oh, I 172 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 1: love you. 173 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 4: I mean Tom Hanks's wife came up to us. We 174 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,240 Speaker 4: haven't met him yet, but I've heard he's a huge 175 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,360 Speaker 4: fan and the kids are huge fans. She came up 176 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,480 Speaker 4: to us at some kind of dinner for charity something 177 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,960 Speaker 4: and said, you know, the whole Hank's family watched your 178 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:43,480 Speaker 4: was like, get out of here, man, that's wild. But 179 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,960 Speaker 4: then I'm also on I think I'm on Rod Stewart's 180 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Speaker 4: hit list, really, because. 181 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,200 Speaker 3: I don't get We're going to need some more specific 182 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 3: detail of what that means, because you know, with Rod 183 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,080 Speaker 3: Stewart there's that old urban legend. You know, we don't 184 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,480 Speaker 3: have time to get into it, but what does be 185 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 3: on his hit list? 186 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 4: Babe. I don't know if you saw this on whatever 187 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:04,080 Speaker 4: in the new social media, but I bought a house 188 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,560 Speaker 4: solely to save a model train club. It's called the 189 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 4: Pacific Southern Railway. It's one of America's longest running, oldest 190 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,200 Speaker 4: model railroad clubs. It's like ten minutes from the house 191 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,920 Speaker 4: I live in New Jersey. My house is forty six 192 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:18,360 Speaker 4: hundred square feet. The train club is twelve thousand square feet. 193 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,200 Speaker 4: Is massive, and it's professional. It's in the basement of 194 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 4: a home. They knocked out a foundation wall in the 195 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,520 Speaker 4: house and kept going under the lawn. It's unbelievable. Last year, 196 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,880 Speaker 4: the widow, the owner of the house died. The widow 197 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:31,440 Speaker 4: couldn't keep the house anymore, and so the night before 198 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 4: it went for public sale, my wife and I bought 199 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:36,559 Speaker 4: it to save the train club. Rod Stewart happens to 200 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,440 Speaker 4: be a huge train buff right. 201 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,920 Speaker 2: I heard that he brings it into his hotel room. 202 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:44,920 Speaker 4: Yes, right, incredible, and he's amazing and he's incredible. Right. So, 203 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:49,160 Speaker 4: last week, because of what we did, I received the 204 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,800 Speaker 4: award at train Fest in Milwaukee. They gave me award 205 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:54,320 Speaker 4: for Service to the Indjsury, the biggest award in the business, 206 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,800 Speaker 4: so to speak, right in a hobby, and apparently it 207 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,839 Speaker 4: irked Rod Stewart. I don't know. I hope he's a fan, 208 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,920 Speaker 4: you know. Goodness. I went and I gave the keynote, 209 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,000 Speaker 4: and he's like, I deserve the kid. I don't know, 210 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,280 Speaker 4: I'm be asking a little bit. I hope Rot, if 211 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,760 Speaker 4: you're watching, which he probably isn't. He's a busy guy 212 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,480 Speaker 4: and I'm a huge fan of his, please come be. 213 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 3: Part of our club and I'll be part of yours. 214 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,520 Speaker 3: I mean, you did a good thing here, and Rod's 215 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:18,280 Speaker 3: ticked off. I don't think there should be any I'm 216 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,120 Speaker 3: sure I would troll Rod. 217 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,400 Speaker 5: If I'm sure he's not ticked off. 218 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,400 Speaker 4: I'm sure it's you know whatever. But in my mind 219 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,000 Speaker 4: it would be wild if I like have to get 220 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,760 Speaker 4: like a witness protection from you know, like from Rod's 221 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,640 Speaker 4: to like he sends a hit man after me. I'm like, 222 00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:34,600 Speaker 4: I'm being hunted by Rods, So it would be amazing. 223 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,120 Speaker 2: Are you still doing a practical joker? Yeah? 224 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,320 Speaker 4: Obviously, new episodes start. I gotta tell you new episode 225 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,040 Speaker 4: started January fifteenth. Sal Loose the first episode, and we 226 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,360 Speaker 4: made him go through a haunted house in Jersey and 227 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,440 Speaker 4: while he was on the phone with Spectrum Cable trying 228 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,840 Speaker 4: to cancel his cable service. Dude, you gotta wet your past. 229 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,640 Speaker 4: It is so funny. Give we're back to January fifteenth. 230 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,360 Speaker 2: I love the celebrity specials. You guys did too. 231 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:59,080 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we've got a couple of good ones coming up. Man, 232 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,400 Speaker 4: we had really justin long Is in an episode coming up. 233 00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:04,800 Speaker 4: He was part of a challenge where, uh, you know, 234 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:09,200 Speaker 4: sometimes we work his inventors or products spokesperson like representing something, 235 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,280 Speaker 4: always to pitch our new products or inventions to a 236 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,960 Speaker 4: focus group. So he was there as a product spokesperson 237 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,120 Speaker 4: for a new probably he didn't know what it was. 238 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,520 Speaker 4: He unveils it in front of the group, and it's 239 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,760 Speaker 4: a doggy door that you put a collar on your 240 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,840 Speaker 4: dog with an r F I D chip, right, And 241 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,640 Speaker 4: when the doggy door senses your dog's chip, it'll unlock 242 00:10:26,679 --> 00:10:28,240 Speaker 4: and the dog can go in the house. Right. But 243 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:31,800 Speaker 4: the door, the doggy door is is like a guillotine 244 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,440 Speaker 4: made from razor sharp titanium, see right. And so we 245 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,520 Speaker 4: had an illustration stuff that will go through the door 246 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:39,840 Speaker 4: and it slams down. 247 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:43,760 Speaker 2: And cuts the dog's head all just a long almost past. 248 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:51,120 Speaker 4: Oh my god, in February March, it's just decapitates the 249 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:51,880 Speaker 4: dog immediately. 250 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:55,120 Speaker 5: Oh my god. As morbid as that is, I cannot 251 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:55,520 Speaker 5: wait for. 252 00:10:55,520 --> 00:11:00,720 Speaker 6: That's so funny. Collapse to the ground, laughing again, man 253 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:05,240 Speaker 6: murners here. The big show is tonight and tomorrow. Early 254 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,200 Speaker 6: shows are sold out. 255 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:09,319 Speaker 3: A few tickets left for the evening nine fifteen and 256 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:12,400 Speaker 3: nine thirty at Helium. We were talking in the back 257 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:16,600 Speaker 3: like whenever somebody that's famous passes away or whatever, there's 258 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,880 Speaker 3: an awesome montage of their life and their works and whatnot. 259 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:23,679 Speaker 5: We were talking about a practical joke. Heaven forbid, something 260 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:24,640 Speaker 5: bad happened. 261 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:24,960 Speaker 4: To one of you guys. 262 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,439 Speaker 5: But what's that montage video gonna look like? 263 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:28,840 Speaker 4: Tell you what it is. I'll tell you what it is. 264 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,760 Speaker 4: It's gonna be so people. I hope people watch you 265 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,920 Speaker 4: on YouTube, but it's gonna be a lot of like 266 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 4: my driver's license with your eyebrows and you see that, yeah, you. 267 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:41,439 Speaker 2: Know, yes, that's the real McCoy right there. 268 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,679 Speaker 4: It's gonna be a lot of my nipples, a lot 269 00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:50,160 Speaker 4: of my tattoo. It's gonna be my prostate. 270 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,920 Speaker 5: You know, are you hanging onto a plane and like 271 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:53,920 Speaker 5: lender pants? 272 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,959 Speaker 4: And I mean I've gotten four pros eight exams on TV. 273 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,400 Speaker 4: A Cather are putting my pe hole come on. 274 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,720 Speaker 5: And that's what we call an interactive show. 275 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:09,199 Speaker 3: Tickets are available, get them tonight tomorrow night at Helium. 276 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,560 Speaker 5: Man knock it out of the park. How's the audience 277 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:12,200 Speaker 5: has been a NINDI? 278 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,280 Speaker 4: Oh great man. We've been here so many times over 279 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:16,400 Speaker 4: the past fifteen years. It's great, man, it's great. We 280 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:22,800 Speaker 4: played what's the big place here? We played Murky Yeah, yeah, dude, amazing. 281 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,199 Speaker 4: Chrols are great. We love it. 282 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:27,480 Speaker 2: So you do individual and you do the whole crew. 283 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:30,440 Speaker 4: Yeah. We're between seasons right now, so so Sala tours 284 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,240 Speaker 4: on his own. I tore my own two and we 285 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:35,400 Speaker 4: still do the main the main you know, Impractical Jokers 286 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,280 Speaker 4: tour as well. So, but we've been here probably a 287 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:37,960 Speaker 4: dozen times. 288 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:38,959 Speaker 2: Man, hell yeah, I love it. 289 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,240 Speaker 5: Man, have a great show tonight. 290 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,680 Speaker 4: Thanks. I appreciate it. Thanks for having me. Get your 291 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,400 Speaker 4: tickets a murder Love dot com. I'll see to I 292 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:47,440 Speaker 4: don't know, bring my Nipples a very Nigel show.