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Speaker 1: You were listening to the Hammer in Nigel show.

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Speaker 2: We are doing stand up comedy madness all throughout this month,

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Speaker 2: and I think it spills over a little bit into April.

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Speaker 2: That's what we call the gravy of America. When March

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Speaker 2: madness spills over into April, that's the gravy. It's the

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Speaker 2: gravy of America. And that's what we've got going on here.

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Speaker 2: So yesterday we were having a little bit of an

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Speaker 2: issue with the Twitter poll so we encouraged everybody to

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Speaker 2: do the best you can, put your vote in at

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Speaker 2: Hammer in Nigel and then go to Facebook. Facebook's been

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Speaker 2: having the same you know polls that we've got on

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Speaker 2: Twitter physically write down who you want to advance. And

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Speaker 2: it was a super competitive matchup yesterday. Okay, so we

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Speaker 2: had Rodney Dangerfield taking on Richard Pryor yesterday. Now let's

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Speaker 2: recap what happened. I think Twitter's polling is having a problem.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure if that's fixed or not today. If

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Speaker 2: it's not fixed, we're just gonna make this a Facebook

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Speaker 2: only deal. So you got to make sure you're following

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Speaker 2: Hammer in Nigel. But yesterday we had Rodney Dangerfield.

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Speaker 3: Okay, last week, nothing went right. I bought a water bed.

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Speaker 3: There were two Cuban guys swimming and looking for Florida.

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Speaker 3: I tell you, I mean it's wise guys well and

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Speaker 3: checking a hotel. I asked a fellow helped to handle

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Speaker 3: my bag. He started to feel out my wife. I

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Speaker 3: said him. I said, hey, buddy, who told you could

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Speaker 3: play around my wife? He said, everybody. She allows it

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Speaker 3: cooked too. She can't cook at all. I leave Donald

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Speaker 3: Flos in the kitchen, the roaches hanging themselves.

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Speaker 2: So that was Rodney Dangerfield taking on the number one

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Speaker 2: seed in our tournament, predominantly because of his live at

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Speaker 2: Sunset Strips stand up Richard Pryor.

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Speaker 4: I went to penitentiary, Gene Wilder.

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Speaker 3: I did a movie.

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Speaker 4: I went to not me personally, I mean I went

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Speaker 4: to do a film in penitentiary. And it was I

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Speaker 4: was up there six weeks Arizona State Penitentiary. And I

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Speaker 4: was up there and I sloked at all the brothers,

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Speaker 4: and it made my heart ate. You know, it's all

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Speaker 4: the beautiful black men and the joint guy. Now, warriors

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Speaker 4: should be out there helping the masses. And I felt

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Speaker 4: that way, I was real naive right in six weeks.

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Speaker 4: I was up there.

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Speaker 3: I talked to the brothers, you know, and I talked

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Speaker 3: to him.

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Speaker 4: Thank god we got penitentials. I asked Louisen, why did

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Speaker 4: you kill everybody in the house?

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Speaker 3: He as there was home.

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Speaker 2: And based off of your responses predominantly from Facebook, because

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on with Twitter, but this

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Speaker 2: was close, but it was around fifty four percent to

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Speaker 2: forty six percent. I consider this an upset. Rodney Dangerfield

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Speaker 2: moves on jail. Wow, that's a big one.

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Speaker 1: Richard Prior is one that could have won the whole

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Speaker 1: thing in my opinion.

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Speaker 2: He was the one seed in this tournament.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 1: But Rodney's a good one. They're gonna be like this

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Speaker 1: the rest of the way out.

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Speaker 2: And today's a couple of heavyweights going at it. This

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Speaker 2: is the equivalent of that Duke Kentucky Regional, like back

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Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety whatever it was. L Laightner hits the

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Speaker 2: shot and it's two heavyweights just throwing haymakers at each other.

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Speaker 2: The matchup today is Eddie Murphy.

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Speaker 6: Remember when the ice cream Man used to come to

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Speaker 6: town when you was little, and no matter what you

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Speaker 6: was doing, you would stay. I can lose your feet

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Speaker 6: in mind. There's something about the ice cream truck that

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Speaker 6: make kids lose it. And they can hear that from

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Speaker 6: ten blocks away. They don't hear their mother calling them,

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Speaker 6: but they hear that mother an ice cream truck.

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Speaker 5: Do do do do do do do do do do

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Speaker 5: do do.

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Speaker 7: Ice trum, come on, creve, come on, don't don't mother.

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Speaker 3: Stream.

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Speaker 6: I get my ice cream. I remember, I'll get my

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Speaker 6: ice cream. Yeah, you know, you know our kids are

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Speaker 6: iving on.

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Speaker 7: I have some.

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Speaker 3: I dream, I had.

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Speaker 6: Some, scream. I had some. No, I do one kid

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Speaker 6: on the side. They're getting no ice cream and kids

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Speaker 6: don't care to go. You don't have no.

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Speaker 5: You did again.

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Speaker 6: You did again because you are on the well SA

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Speaker 6: you can't a fall.

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Speaker 2: So Eddie Murphy hard to be up against. I told

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Speaker 2: you this was a heavyweight fight, George Carlin. Baseball is played.

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Speaker 5: On a diamond in a park the baseball park. Football

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Speaker 5: is played on a gridiron in a stadium, sometimes called

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Speaker 5: Soldier Field or War Memorial Stadium. Baseball begins in the

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Speaker 5: spring the season of new life. Football begins in the

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Speaker 5: fall when everything is dying. Baseball has a seventh inning stretch.

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Speaker 5: Football has the two minute warning. In football, the object

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Speaker 5: is for the quarterback otherwise known as the field general,

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Speaker 5: to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the

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Speaker 5: defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite

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Speaker 5: of the blitz, even if he has to use the

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Speaker 5: shotgun with short bullet passes in long bombs. He marches

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Speaker 5: his troops into enemy territory, balancing this areal assault with

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Speaker 5: a sustained ground attack which punches holes in the forward

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Speaker 5: wall of the enemy's defensive line. In baseball, the object

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Speaker 5: is to go home.

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Speaker 6: And to be safe.

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Speaker 5: I hope I'll be safe at home.

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Speaker 6: Safe.

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Speaker 2: So this is it here. This is a heavyweight showdown

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Speaker 2: with a trip to the final four on the line.

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Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy against George Carlin. Vote right now, go to Facebook,

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Speaker 2: Facebook dot com slash Hammer and Nigel just write the

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Speaker 2: name of the person you want to advance, and if

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Speaker 2: you can, go to Twitter now.

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Speaker 1: This is for their complete body of work, not just

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Speaker 1: this clip. Their complete body of work.

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Speaker 2: Great point. Yes, we're just giving you examples of who

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Speaker 2: they are.

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Speaker 1: That's a hard one man, that's this could be their championship,

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Speaker 1: this could be Yes, you ask me, who do you

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Speaker 1: think top three three comedians of all time. They're probably

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Speaker 1: in that list with Richard Pryor, who just lost.

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Speaker 2: Right Richard Pryor's already been bounced, So go to Facebook

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Speaker 2: and go to Twitter and cast your votes right now.

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Speaker 2: Look for Hammer and Nigel. Make sure you follow us

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Speaker 2: while you're there. I promise we're kind of entertaining, kind

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Speaker 2: of I want to make sure we keep expectations, but

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Speaker 2: let us know this is for a trip to the

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Speaker 2: Final four. Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, get your votes in

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Speaker 2: right now.