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Speaker 1: Nige study has found that eating refined carbs for breakfast,

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Speaker 1: like donuts or pancakes or sugary cereals makes you uglier

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Speaker 1: within two hours. Uglier, no, well, consider me the elephant man. Then,

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Speaker 1: a study in France found that refined carbs make you

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Speaker 1: noticeably less attractive within two hours of eating them. Researchers

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Speaker 1: had volunteers rate attractive people's faces before they had these

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Speaker 1: items for breakfast donuts or bagels, or pancakes, muffins, white bread,

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Speaker 1: or sugary cereals, and then judging their faces two hours

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Speaker 1: after that, and even people who were once attractive now

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Speaker 1: ended up looking like feet.

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Speaker 2: This is dumb.

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Speaker 1: So there's a couple of things that I can take

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Speaker 1: away from them.

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Speaker 2: I'm not an animal. I'm a human being. I'm a man.

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Speaker 2: I just got done eating five chrispy Kreme donuts. People

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Speaker 2: are frightened by what I do. They don't understand.

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Speaker 1: Right, if you're the kind of guy and listen, I

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Speaker 1: feel like I can say this because I've done this before,

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Speaker 1: where you've hat five or six donuts for breakfast. That

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Speaker 1: ain't why you ugly. You were fat before, you're probably

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Speaker 1: fat afterwards.

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Speaker 2: Ugly.

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Speaker 1: Eh, We can cross that bridge a little bit later on.

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Speaker 1: And number two, I think we finally know what Joy

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Speaker 1: Behart eats for breakfast. You've got an inside track to

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Speaker 1: what that horrible hag eats for breakfast.

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Speaker 2: Another Julie Bayhart reference.