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Speaker 1: It is Valentine's weekend here all over the country, but

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Speaker 1: we're celebrating today on The Hammer in Nigel Show.

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Speaker 2: And what better way.

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Speaker 1: To kick off this weekend of love than a completely

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Speaker 1: out of context montage of the best sound bites of

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Speaker 1: the week of The Hammer and Nigel Show, put together

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Speaker 1: by the first Lady of this program, producer Allison.

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Speaker 2: It's something to admit on this show right now. I

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Speaker 2: turned down relations in my twenties to play grand theft auto.

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Speaker 3: Yep, a lot of people didn't know that. Jesus Christ Mountain.

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Speaker 3: Do guys go Rid Nick smoking Mark Burra, Mark Burras

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Speaker 3: smoked Marlborough's at the gold Smoke. I'm gonna go down

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Speaker 3: to the MacDonalds.

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Speaker 4: I might as well just stay in here and clean.

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Speaker 1: These balls and get paid for its.

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Speaker 2: Founder.

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Speaker 4: Oh gee, hearing you say that makes me want to

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Speaker 4: punch you in the face.

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Speaker 2: I love a good wine. Mom.

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Speaker 5: You'd have to get that big suck thing out, Honey,

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Speaker 5: get over here, bend over, look at this manhole.

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Speaker 2: Too much cheese just makes me smart. That's a llama,

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Speaker 2: by the way, is that what allama?

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Speaker 3: Sounds like?

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Speaker 1: Runny ass mustard?

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Speaker 2: Does that hound? Privileged to you It was watery when

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Speaker 2: I poured it out over my turkey.

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Speaker 4: Seat, and all the dog could do is just go

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Speaker 4: out to the street, lick his own nuts, and lay down.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure the fecal matter came from somebody who

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Speaker 4: does a lot of meth. You know what, I agree with, Alison,

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Speaker 4: I hate everything about this show.

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Speaker 2: There. It is

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Speaker 1: The completely out of context we can review from producer

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Speaker 1: Alison Beautiful