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Speaker 1: Tomorrow. It's on like Donkey Kong, the Rose Bowl, the Hoosiers,

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Speaker 1: the Crimson Tide for the final time, let's crank up

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Speaker 1: some good old fashioned Alabama jokes. Why couldn't baby Jesus

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Speaker 1: be born in Alabama because there's no way they would

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Speaker 1: find three wise men or a young virgin?

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Speaker 2: Hoo. Why are there so many unsolved murders in Alabama?

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Speaker 2: Well that would be because there's no dental records and

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Speaker 2: everyone has the same DNA.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. How do you give an Alabama man of a sectomy?

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Speaker 1: You slap his sister in the back of the head?

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Speaker 2: Hoo? What do tornadoes and Alabama couples getting divorced have

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Speaker 2: in common? At the end of the day, somebody is

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Speaker 2: going to lose a trailer.

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Speaker 1: What did the Alabama couples say to the judge before

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Speaker 1: their divorce was finalized? Do we still get to be

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Speaker 1: brother and sister?

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Speaker 2: Hello? What is the definition of safe sex down in Alabama? Well,

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Speaker 2: wrapping your cousin in bubble wrap should do it all.

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Speaker 1: Oh, we're gonna close this with a little hammer and

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Speaker 1: Nigel Records tribute to the fan base of those trailer

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Speaker 1: park trash folks from Tuscaloosa, who are not only going

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Speaker 1: to lose, but the Hoosiers are going to cover tomorrow. Kurt,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry if we go over our time, but this

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Speaker 1: is worth it. Here's a little something from Hammer and

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Speaker 1: Nigel Records for the fan base of the Alabama Crimson Tide.

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Speaker 3: My brother Bill and brother Clton, and a freezer full

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Speaker 3: of meat. Somebody must have hit another knee here last night. Now,

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Speaker 3: Alabama Saturday Night, let's go. I was going to cut

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Speaker 3: my mother at this fall, but Locks of Love won't

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Speaker 3: return my calls, so I'll do this. Tram the top

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Speaker 3: of inside Alabama Saturday Night. What do we got a's

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Speaker 3: on our shirts and a's on our hats? But we

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Speaker 3: never did learn any letters after that? But we ain't.

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Speaker 4: I'm all right.

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Speaker 3: Alabama Saturday Night break down.

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Speaker 4: And on Friday night we get dressed up, okay, and

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Speaker 4: our tandops head out.

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Speaker 1: To the club.

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Speaker 4: What club? Sam's Club?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 3: We buy butter by the gallon and and catch him

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Speaker 3: by the court. Beer belly's hand over, fresh coat. George

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Speaker 3: sleep in the truck till the morning light. Alabama Saturday Night,