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Speaker 1: Are you really openings going to be okay?

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Speaker 2: Are you okay?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fine.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty freaking far from okay.

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Speaker 3: Are you okay?

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Speaker 1: With this?

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Speaker 3: On the hammer and Nigel.

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Speaker 1: Well Hammery restaurant server on social media has gone viral

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Speaker 1: for telling a story about how an adult male customer

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Speaker 1: demanded that this server cut his hamburger in half.

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Speaker 3: He said he'd even tipper more, so she gave in

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Speaker 3: gave her an extra three bucks. Here is the server

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Speaker 3: telling her side of the story.

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Speaker 2: So yesterday at work, I had this guy ask me

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Speaker 2: if we could cut his burger in half. And I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh, we don't do that here, Like I

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Speaker 2: can give you a knife and you can cut the

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Speaker 2: burger in half yourself. And he was like, no, I

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Speaker 2: need you to cut my burger. And I was like,

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Speaker 2: I mean like, if i'm here, like, if you really

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Speaker 2: need me to cut your burger, I guess I can

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Speaker 2: cut it for you. And he's like, I'll give you

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Speaker 2: extra if you cut it for me. I was working

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Speaker 2: in the kitchen still, and so I was still there

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Speaker 2: and his food comes up. He's like, it's at my

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Speaker 2: burger and I was like, yeah, that is your burger.

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Speaker 3: Are you gonna cut it, so.

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Speaker 1: I literally put on.

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Speaker 2: Gloves, cut the burger one second, and then he goes,

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Speaker 2: see was.

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Speaker 3: That so hard? Bless your heart.

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Speaker 2: He gave me three dollars. Bless your freaking heart, you

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Speaker 2: freaking loser.

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Speaker 1: Are you okay with this guy asking the server to

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Speaker 1: cut his burger in half?

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Speaker 4: Not the way that he did it, Like if he

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Speaker 4: had some sort of situation, like a medical condition, maybe,

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Speaker 4: But this dude did it almost like it was a

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Speaker 4: fetish thing, like he wanted to see her slowly cut

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Speaker 4: the meat for some reason in.

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Speaker 3: Front of me, goes slower. Don't use gloves, stupid, pervert.

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Speaker 4: Jude Janine, when you need it, pervert, I.

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Speaker 1: Will say, like when I go to a restaurant sometimes,

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Speaker 1: if it's like a gigantic burger, I'll cut it myself.

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, because you're an adult.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but even cutting it half kind of seems sort

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Speaker 1: of feminine or emasculating. I wouldn't never ask the server

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Speaker 1: to do it for me. No, and they can't. She's right,

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Speaker 1: you gotta put on gloves, You gotta put your hands

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Speaker 1: on the burger to do that.

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Speaker 4: I would have put the gloves on. Take your stank

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Speaker 4: ass hand put it on the bun, cut it, and

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Speaker 4: then give it to them.

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Speaker 1: There you go, pull a wedgie out of your pants

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Speaker 1: and then do it immediately sneeze cough.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you want me to cut it right here? Yeah? No,

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Speaker 4: I'm not all right with that. Like I said, if

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Speaker 4: he's got a situation where his handshake or there's some

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Speaker 4: other medical reason, I will listen to the argument. But

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Speaker 4: this guy's doing it just almost like a power trip,

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Speaker 4: like some sort of weird fetish, and for that reason,

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Speaker 4: I'm out.

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Speaker 3: I am out. Where do you want to go next?

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Speaker 1: Here? We've got a limited amount of time here, Hammo,

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Speaker 1: do you want to do McDonald's caviar or the actress

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Speaker 1: Rosanna Arquette changing her name?

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Speaker 4: So my options are some Hollywood weirdo or McNuggets.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna do McNugget.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's normal caviar in a McDonald's tin. Okay, McDonald's

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Speaker 1: debuting McNugget caviar for Valentine's Day. Seriously, you're supposed to

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Speaker 1: dip your nuggets in it. Each ten comes with a

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Speaker 1: mother of Pearl caviar spoon and a twenty five dollars

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Speaker 1: gift card for the nuggets This is real. This is

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Speaker 1: like you go to mcnuggetcaviar dot com to see if

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Speaker 1: you think that I'm telling a lie here? Are you

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Speaker 1: okay with McNugget caviar.

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Speaker 4: I am okay with this. I am not a Caviar fan.

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Speaker 4: I do not like caviar, but I see what they're

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Speaker 4: doing here. Think about all the publicity and business White

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Speaker 4: Castle gets every Valentine's Day when they have the big

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Speaker 4: candlelight sitting and dining. Hell, the coupon lady and I

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Speaker 4: did it once, and now McDonald's is like, oh, okay,

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Speaker 4: I will see your candlelit White Castle and raise you

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Speaker 4: mccaviar if you want to take it up a notch,

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Speaker 4: if you want to be a little classy and listen,

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Speaker 4: I can't speak on behalf of all women. Allison backed

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Speaker 4: me up here. But if I take you on a

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Speaker 4: date and I buy you mc caviar, the undies are

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Speaker 4: coming off. That's just how it is. Like anybody can

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Speaker 4: take you on a date too, like a nice restaurant.

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Speaker 3: I notice Alison's not backing you up.

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Speaker 4: But if I buy mccaviar for the McNuggets, those mcpanties

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Speaker 4: are coming right off. It's just how it is, society's rules.

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Speaker 4: I didn't create am