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Speaker 1: Are you really okay? Are you alcohol?

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Speaker 2: Everything's going to be okay? Are you okay?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm fine. I'm pretty freaking far from okay. Are

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Speaker 1: you okay with this?

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Speaker 2: On the Hammer and Nigel? Everybody know who Paris Hilton

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Speaker 2: is in this room? Oh yeah, our listeners I probably

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Speaker 2: recognize that name. Paris Hilton, pretty unique, heir to the

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Speaker 2: Hilton hotel chain. She uh, by the way, tall blonde,

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Speaker 2: tall leggy blondes. Oh man, that that does it.

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Speaker 1: You know your wife is not a blonde.

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Speaker 2: She's in Dallas right now. Okay, so she's not hearing this.

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Speaker 1: Alison and I have talked about this so often because

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Speaker 1: you always talk about how thirsty you are for tall

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Speaker 1: blondes and your wife's a brunette. God bless lens of

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Speaker 1: Askalski for not being in down right the exception she is,

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Speaker 1: she's except into the.

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Speaker 2: Rule the exception. But anyway, Paris Hilton is creating a

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Speaker 2: debate online as she responded to trolls saying that she

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Speaker 2: is quote a self made success. Hammer, are you okay

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Speaker 2: with Paris Hilton saying cheesy self made success? There are

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Speaker 2: many avenues to go down this road here.

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Speaker 1: So let's look at the tale of the tape here, right,

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Speaker 1: let's treat this like, you know, the pros and the cons.

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Speaker 1: The pros Paris could argue, with my sex tape, I

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Speaker 1: made millions and millions of dollars, and because I'm so hot,

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Speaker 1: people wanted to watch it. And then I got a

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Speaker 1: reality show and people watched that and it was popular.

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Speaker 1: So yes, I am a self made success. The cons

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Speaker 1: are saying, the only reason people wanted to watch your

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Speaker 1: tape is because you're a famous person who's an air

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Speaker 1: to a throne. You were born with millions of dollars,

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Speaker 1: You're a rich socialite who's dated all these celebrities. That's

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Speaker 1: why we cared about the tape, and that's why we

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Speaker 1: cared about the reality show. So I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: make my decision with the cons, You're not a self

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Speaker 1: made success. You were born with that silver spoon in

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Speaker 1: your mouth, and then you grew up and put other

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Speaker 1: stuff in there apparently and made your money. But you

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Speaker 1: were born rich. You dated rich people. Because you were rich,

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Speaker 1: you dated celebrities, and the only reason people wanted to

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Speaker 1: see you naked was they knew who you were.

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Speaker 2: But she did at the reality TV show probably as

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Speaker 2: a result of the can anybody name me the sex tape.

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Speaker 1: One night in Paris?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, you didn't hesitate on that one, did you.

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Speaker 1: Now she had another tape with another individual. Yeah, was

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Speaker 1: that the green light thing? Well maybe there was a

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Speaker 1: third perhaps, I'm thinking it was like a night vision thing.

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Speaker 1: I think that was the first one. Was the night Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of a former Bears player that had dated her,

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Speaker 1: and I think they made a tape, Brian Urlacker. And no,

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Speaker 1: I don't think it got to the masses. I think

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Speaker 1: there was a court thing that kind of stopped it

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Speaker 1: from going out. But she was with Brian Urlacker for

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Speaker 1: a while. Rick Salmon was the that's it. That's the

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Speaker 1: other one. Yeah, the first guy. But yeah, that the tape.

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Speaker 1: People only cared about it because you're the rich girl,

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Speaker 1: that's the heir to the throne and all this kind

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Speaker 1: of stuff. So that's not self made.

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Speaker 2: Let's move on.

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Speaker 1: Here is.

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Speaker 2: This guy, God, here's David record Breaker Rush. That's his nickname,

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Speaker 2: record Breaker, David record Breaker Rush Breaking the one for

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Speaker 2: carrying the most balls by writing a units while writing

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Speaker 2: a unicycle.

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Speaker 1: So this is the Guinness record. He was trying to break.

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Speaker 1: Let's start moving forward time. Come on. Wow.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's literally a video of him on a

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Speaker 2: unicycle carrying seven bowling balls. It's something that you're okay with.

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Speaker 2: It is because really.

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Speaker 1: If your goal is to break as many Guinness World

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Speaker 1: Records as possible, when that's what this guy has done.

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Speaker 1: He's broken more than three hundred records. Yes, thus the

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Speaker 1: nickname record breaker David record breaker rush up. If that's

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Speaker 1: your goal, you better succeed at it. Like how miserable

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Speaker 1: would it be if your goal was to break all

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Speaker 1: these records and you failed at it all the time,

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Speaker 1: you just be that moron that doesn't have a job.

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Speaker 1: At least he's successful. So he's got a vision, he's

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Speaker 1: got a plan, and for yes, I am okay. And

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Speaker 1: that brings us to great moments in world record history.

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Speaker 1: Here's the individual trying to break the record for the

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Speaker 1: longest cry and imagine doing that and not even breaking

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Speaker 1: the record. He did not succeed in it. Great moments

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Speaker 1: in world record history. Here's somebody that did succeed, A

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Speaker 1: young lady who set the record for lowest vocal note

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Speaker 1: sung by a female.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, yep, I think out of everything we've

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Speaker 2: listened to. That was the most impressive.

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Speaker 1: I like the guy that could just judge by his ear. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like just could just tell. Oh, I could tell. That's

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Speaker 1: lowest note by far, Allison. In your lowest note, please

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Speaker 1: tell everybody that Tony Kennet's coming up next, and then

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Speaker 1: throw it to John Herrick. Tony Kennitts up next.

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Speaker 2: Right now, here's the news with John harry