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Speaker 1: Nigel presents. It depends upon what the meaning of the

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Speaker 1: word is. Is this anything?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, We're brought to by Indiana Unclaimed presented by the

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Speaker 2: Attorney General's Office here in Indiana reuniting hoosiers with over

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Speaker 2: one million dollars in unclaimed property every single week, fast,

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Speaker 2: easy and free to search to see if you had

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Speaker 2: any money floating around out there. Indiana Unclaimed dot Gov.

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Speaker 2: Jerry Lopez filling in for Hammer. A truck overturned in Mississippi,

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Speaker 2: allowing the release of aggressive monkeys. They were experiment monkeys.

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Speaker 2: They were experimental monkeys from Tulane University. Authorities believe one

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Speaker 2: is still on the loose. Here's some of the calls

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Speaker 2: that were made emergency services after the truck crashed had

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Speaker 2: released the said monkeys.

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Speaker 1: We got to that was this, they may have to

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Speaker 1: neutra last something. Five on the run. That was it,

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Speaker 1: play it again. That was we got to.

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Speaker 2: That was this, they may have to neutra last something.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to kill them.

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Speaker 2: It was a dispatch. I was like, all right, what

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Speaker 2: do you want me to do about it now? I

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Speaker 2: did you see you've seen this story, Jerry. Initially it

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Speaker 2: was reported that these monkeys were all infected with herpes

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Speaker 2: and hepsy and COVID. I I pray to God that's

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Speaker 2: not true. This, this little blurb I have right here

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Speaker 2: said that that's not true.

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Speaker 1: That would be good.

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Speaker 3: Also somebody's excuse to their girlfriend just about the window.

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Speaker 1: What is this?

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Speaker 3: You know those monkeys that got out last week?

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Speaker 2: Man, one of them attacked me, gave me hepsy and heurpies.

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Speaker 3: You need a script and it sounds like to begin, I.

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Speaker 1: Need a script of valtrex. Please.

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Speaker 2: What I'm really surprised is they didn't carry monkey pox.

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Speaker 4: Babe, monkey monkey, monkey, pokey monkey, monkey, monkey box, monkey box,

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Speaker 4: monkey monkey monkey, monkey Bob.

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Speaker 2: Should we stay on the topic of monkeys. A pet

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Speaker 2: monkey got loose, somebody is people that have monkeys for

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Speaker 2: pets come on.

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Speaker 3: And they will rip your face off.

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Speaker 2: So the pet monkey got loose from its owner at

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Speaker 2: a Spirit Halloween in Texas, spent more than thirty minutes

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Speaker 2: swinging for the rafters. The owner eventually coaxed it down

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Speaker 2: with a cookie unharmed. Here are the customers and the

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Speaker 2: employees talking about the escaped monkey at the Spirit Halloween

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Speaker 2: in Texas. My daughter looked up.

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Speaker 1: She said, what in the world. And she's like, is

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Speaker 1: that a real monkey?

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Speaker 2: And so I look up and I said, it's got

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Speaker 2: a diaper, so I guess it is. It was entertaining,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, huh.

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Speaker 3: A lot of people just stood and washed for like

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Speaker 3: thirty minute, like the whole time I was bunky.

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Speaker 5: They had kids trying to catch it, and it.

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Speaker 2: Had jumped down on the floor and ran past my

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Speaker 2: leg and at that point I was like, Okay, I've

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Speaker 2: had enough. Yeah, I don't know Jerry said anything. If

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Speaker 2: I'm in that store, I'm not trying to catch the monkey.

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Speaker 3: Listen, there's a reason that Latinos don't get attacked by

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Speaker 3: wild animals, and that is because when we see them,

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Speaker 3: we go the other way, all right, So this is crazy.

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Speaker 3: I could see if the if the monkey was little

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Speaker 3: and had a diaper on, it could be cute, but

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Speaker 3: like when they get bigger, they're not to be played with.

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Speaker 2: How was how was having a diaper on it? Like

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Speaker 2: the you know, okay, everything it's it's it's got a

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Speaker 2: diaper on, So everything's fine.

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Speaker 1: We just need to lure cookies ladies. Obviously a parent,

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Speaker 1: it's not gonna go on the floor, right.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I know I have no idea, but I I

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Speaker 2: Hammer always tells a story of how somebody had a

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Speaker 2: pet monkey, like a service monkey at the casino when

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Speaker 2: he worked there, and it got loose and some guy

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Speaker 2: walked up to me and he goes, you guys always

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Speaker 2: got monkeys running around here.

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Speaker 1: You see, you want to see my monkey.

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Speaker 2: A twelve year old boy in Wales grew his hair

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Speaker 2: out for years so he could donate it to the

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Speaker 2: Little Princess Trust, which it's it's a charity of the

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Speaker 2: UK that makes wigs for kids going through chemo. Right,

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Speaker 2: good idea. Good on this kid in Wales. But his

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Speaker 2: jerk classmates were teasing him for his long blonde hair,

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Speaker 2: called him Goldilocks. It didn't stop him. He held steady,

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Speaker 2: he held firm. Here's Jack talking about donating his hair.

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Speaker 5: Teasing in school. Just love him, Colin. They said, like

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Speaker 5: almost like that. Sorry and they should have thought what

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Speaker 5: they were doing. And yeah, my house gone.

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Speaker 2: So he eventually cut it off and gave it to

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Speaker 2: kids going through chemo. I think that's something, don't you, Mike? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: did you ever go through a long hair phase?

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Speaker 3: I mean I'm going through a short hair phase right now.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen that. I got short hair,

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Speaker 1: going through a no hair phase.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I took it before God did. Yeah, I look

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Speaker 2: I as soon as COVID hit.

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Speaker 1: My son didn't like getting his hair cut anyway. He

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Speaker 1: got it all the way down to his chin. Wow

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Speaker 1: you like, I mean it took like eight months.

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Speaker 3: When I'm out and I see people care like that,

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Speaker 3: like knuckle bupping him on like nice flow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Now, he eventually decided to cut it because it was

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Speaker 2: getting tangled and Lindsay would make him wash it every

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Speaker 2: night so it wouldn't get ratty.

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Speaker 3: And at that twelve year old boy, man, that's awesome.

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Speaker 3: And his parents are doing a good job raising a

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Speaker 3: kid who thinks about others.

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Speaker 1: It's a Hammery Nigel show.