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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: It's according to a new survey, forty four percent of

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Speaker 2: all of us will be asleep before midnight on New

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Speaker 2: Year's Eve?

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Speaker 3: Are you part of.

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Speaker 2: That forty four percent? I'll let you answer that question.

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Speaker 2: You're going to be asleep before ten o'clock. Like making

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Speaker 2: it to midnight feels like a pipe dream because you're

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Speaker 2: in a group text with like myself.

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Speaker 3: And Rob and a few other people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like we'll send something out and we'll talk about you.

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Speaker 2: I'll still be up like at twelve thirty. You know,

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Speaker 2: I'm sitting in bed, you know whatever I'm on my phone.

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Speaker 2: You'll text back. I just woke up and saw this,

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Speaker 2: Like what time did you go to sleep?

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Speaker 3: Cheez?

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I need like at three o'clock in the morning,

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Speaker 1: Like I'll use my iPhone to find my way to

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Speaker 1: the bathroom to take a leak and see the text

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Speaker 1: and like hit like at like three point thirty in

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Speaker 1: the morning.

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Speaker 3: Correct.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes it's at twelve thirty. The other night, I just

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Speaker 2: woke up. It's twelve thirty. I haven't gone to bed yet.

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Speaker 2: What time did you go to sleep? So a lot

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Speaker 2: of people are making there at midnight. I've done it

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Speaker 2: a couple of times this year.

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Speaker 1: New Year's Eve.

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Speaker 3: Plans, man, huh, go ahead.

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Speaker 1: New Year's Eve plans. I have. It's my son's birthday,

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Speaker 1: fourteenth birthday, okay, December thirty first, okay, uh.

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Speaker 2: Since we're speaking of birthdays here, shout out to Jacob

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Speaker 2: Hammer eighteen today, Nige, dude, I don't have any more kids,

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Speaker 2: you know, in my house you have adults.

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Speaker 3: Everybody in my brood is adults.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: Is so wild for me. I could imagine what it's

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Speaker 1: like for you in Crystal, but for me when I

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Speaker 1: met you, those guys were little ankle biters, right, both

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Speaker 1: of your kids, and now your oldest is going to

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Speaker 1: be is a.

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Speaker 3: Junior, is a junior in college right now.

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Speaker 4: See.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know you feel old, but that just

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Speaker 1: that makes me feel old too.

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Speaker 2: You're like that, right, And it coincides with his last

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Speaker 2: day of high school today, so he's graduating early.

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Speaker 3: He's going to be enrolling in the University of Indianapolis

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Speaker 3: with his brother next year.

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Speaker 4: Oh, Jacob.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, the final day of school is this eighteenth birthday.

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Speaker 2: And I got cats in the cradle going on over here. Man,

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Speaker 2: I bet no more kiddos.

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Speaker 3: I've been in my house Wow.

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Speaker 2: So we'll have a little party tonight, but we'll also

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Speaker 2: have a little party on New Year's Eve. So we

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Speaker 2: always have the fireworks for midnight at New Year's Eve.

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Speaker 3: That's kind of what we do.

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Speaker 2: Great moments in New Year's Eve history. Remember a couple

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Speaker 2: of years ago when President Trump called into our show

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Speaker 2: to talk about his New Year's Eve plans.

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Speaker 3: Hello, this is.

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Speaker 4: President Donald Trump, and I'm having the greatest holiday season

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Speaker 4: of all time. I really am. But I still haven't

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Speaker 4: made up my mind what I'm going to be doing

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Speaker 4: for New Year's I have a couple of different ideas.

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Speaker 4: I thought I might just have a quiet evening with

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Speaker 4: Milania and we go out to dinner, and then I

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Speaker 4: probably try to figure out the time difference in China,

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Speaker 4: little sexteen with the President of Taiwan, and then just

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Speaker 4: call it a night. But you know what, I do

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Speaker 4: that all the time, and this is such a big night.

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Speaker 4: And then my son Baron came up with the fantastic

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Speaker 4: idea where we could have Chris Christie dressed as the

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Speaker 4: baby New Year on the roof of Trump Tower.

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Speaker 3: He'll be in a giant diaper lit up with.

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Speaker 4: All kinds of lights and we'd lower him down on

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Speaker 4: the window washer scaffolding right before midnight.

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Speaker 3: The safety artist.

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Speaker 4: Can hold a baby elephant, so he would be absolutely fine.

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Speaker 4: And I love that idea, but I need to go bigger.

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Speaker 4: So I've decided I'm going to do something truly spectacular.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to have a team of scientists reanimate the

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Speaker 4: cryogenically frozen corpse of Dick Clark for a few seconds

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Speaker 4: at the stroke of midnight. He's gonna pop right out

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Speaker 4: of that crystal ball in Times Square Zombie Dick.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be unbelievable.

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Speaker 4: And then we're gonna have him climb out and eat

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Speaker 4: the brains of Ryan Seacrest.

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Speaker 3: You're not gonna win to miss this, believe me. It's

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Speaker 3: the Hammer and Nigel Show.