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Speaker 1: If you're listening to the Hammer and Nichel show, well

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Speaker 1: that a season is coming up. According to news Survey,

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Speaker 1: here's a list of five quote unquote off limit gifts

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Speaker 1: for someone. Basically things you should not buy somebody for Christmas.

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Speaker 2: So friends and family, right, they all fall in the

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Speaker 2: category here these are things you should not be buying

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Speaker 2: for people. Weight loss and fitness products. See, I wouldn't

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Speaker 2: take offense to that. You would know somebody got me

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Speaker 2: that stuff. I mean nuts, You and I talk about

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Speaker 2: how chunky we are all the time. Like if somebody

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Speaker 2: were like, hey, here's a membership to a gym, or

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Speaker 2: here's something, I wouldn't be upset by it.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, all right, I know what I'm getting you,

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Speaker 1: a thigh master.

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Speaker 3: Bring it on and we'll make a video with it.

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Speaker 1: Hygiene items, I'd like a good bottle of mouthwash. I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't mind if I got a Crest alcohol free bottle

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Speaker 1: of mouthwash in my stocking.

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Speaker 3: Dude, you know how expensive razor blades are, Oh, dear lord, Like,

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Speaker 3: if you want to.

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Speaker 2: Put a stocking of some razor blades in there, I'm

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Speaker 2: here for that.

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Speaker 1: They've been locking up razor blades before locking up stuff

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Speaker 1: at CVS was cool right even before riots and stuff

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Speaker 1: like that.

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Speaker 2: Again, if somebody wants to buy me a body wash too, like,

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Speaker 2: it's the holidays now. If somebody were to hand me

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Speaker 2: a random body wash in April, then I might be like, oh,

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Speaker 2: are you trying to tell me something?

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Speaker 3: But no, it's the holidays, man, I'm alright with that.

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Speaker 1: There's a gag again. These are off limits gifts to

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Speaker 1: purchase for somebody for holiday gag gifts and pranks. Whatever

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Speaker 1: you know will be cushioned in my stocking. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: mind that.

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Speaker 2: What about something that people were throwing at WNBA games.

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Speaker 2: I believe they refer to them on ESPN as marital aids.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious?

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Speaker 3: Is that what they said? I'd never heard that before.

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Speaker 2: There was one of the analysts in a WNBA game.

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Speaker 2: Somebody's gonna get hurt if people keep throwing these marital aids?

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Speaker 1: What made that? Analysts think that only married people use them?

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Speaker 1: That's funny, That's funny. This is one I have a

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Speaker 1: problem with. Intimate clothing is on the off limits list.

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Speaker 1: If I'm gonna if I want to buy my wife

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Speaker 1: something intimate, right, a piece of loingerie.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna buy a piece of longerie. Now, what's

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Speaker 2: considered intimate? Because last year I bought Alison a very

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Speaker 2: short white tank.

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Speaker 1: Top and I use it as a washcloth.

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Speaker 2: Right, she said thank you and she took it home.

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Speaker 2: I feel like that was a good gift.

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Speaker 1: Uh, household household cleaning supplies.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Probably, But see, that's the stuff you don't want to buy. Like,

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Speaker 2: if somebody wants to give that to me, that's great.

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Speaker 2: Like it's a funny good point. Like when you get

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Speaker 2: older somebody buys you a vacuum. Like some people would

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Speaker 2: be like, yeah, oh that's a crappy gift. I'd be thinking, well,

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Speaker 2: it's great. I don't have to buy a vacuum now.

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Speaker 1: My wife, though, if she unwrapped a bottle of Windecks

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Speaker 1: Christmas Day, she'd throw it at me.

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Speaker 3: Well, it can't be the signature gift. But what if

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Speaker 3: it was in the stocking?

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Speaker 2: Right again, the stocking she hands you a Rolex watch

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Speaker 2: and you hand her mister clean, I get it.

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Speaker 1: Tell me what you think about this. This happened early

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Speaker 1: on in Lindsay and I's relationship. We bought a dog

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Speaker 1: and uh for her birthday, Alison, tell me what you

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Speaker 1: think of about this? I bought her a gift card

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Speaker 1: to pets Smart Dating.

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Speaker 3: Does she like animals? I'd have any pets.

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Speaker 1: We weren't married yet, we were gonna get married. We

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Speaker 1: were getting married in the process of getting married. We're

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Speaker 1: moving down to Texas.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so longer than like three months? Oh yeah? Did

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Speaker 3: she have any pets?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: No, we had a dog. Oyeah.

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Speaker 1: We we just got a dog. So for it was

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Speaker 1: either like our you know, six month anniversary or something

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Speaker 1: like that.

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Speaker 3: When you're dating and I kind of get to pets Smart.

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Speaker 3: Just you ball cut the day before, didn't you? Like

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Speaker 3: you totally forgot day of I panicked.

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Speaker 2: PetSmart was the only thing close or open, and you thought,

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Speaker 2: you know what, I'm gonna make this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and it didn't. I was gonna make it work.

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Speaker 1: But it's sure as hell didn't.

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Speaker 2: All right, So YouTube, Chat, Twitter, Facebook, let us know

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Speaker 2: the things that we rattled off here. Would you be

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Speaker 2: upset if someone gifted you these things for the holidays?

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Speaker 2: Weight loss items, hygiene stuff, gag gifts, intimate clothes or

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Speaker 2: cleaning supplies.

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Speaker 3: If you want to.

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Speaker 2: Put those in a big box and drop it off

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Speaker 2: at the Hammer House. Hell yeah, man, I'll high five

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Speaker 2: you and we'll have the hat hap happiest Christmas since

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Speaker 2: Bing Crosby tap Dance with Danny freaking Camp.

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Speaker 3: It's the Hammer and Nigel Show coming up.

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Speaker 1: Gonna take her out to PA Jewelers in Brownsburg because

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Speaker 1: they're the best. They have the most awesome prices, they

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Speaker 1: don't mark their jewelry up like the others, and they

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Speaker 1: can build a custom ring that looks beautiful. In fact,

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Speaker 1: my wife has some older family jewelry that she's going

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Speaker 1: to have PA Jewelers incorporate into the new designer ring

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Speaker 1: that they make her. They've got a huge selection. I've

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Speaker 1: shopped other places. PA Jewelers in Brownsburg is really at

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Speaker 1: and they really do have the best prices and they

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Speaker 1: don't mark up their jewelry like the other guys. PA

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Speaker 1: Jewelers in Brownsburg check