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Speaker 1: Ever Nigel presents is.

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Speaker 2: It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

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Speaker 1: Is this anything? Rock and roll? Roll?

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Speaker 2: And we're broadcasting live from Coaches Tavern down the Hammer

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Speaker 2: and Nigel Road Show, brought to you by the Finnish

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Speaker 2: Long Drink. This is so good.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Is this anything?

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Speaker 3: A Florida man was pulled over for doing one and

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Speaker 3: seven miles per hour. When asked why he was speeding,

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Speaker 3: he said it was because he had an appointment to

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Speaker 3: go see his barber.

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Speaker 2: Were we talking about something similar about this yesterday?

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Speaker 1: Somebody had to pee yesterday?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Well he actually, you know, he was at the

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Speaker 2: going to the bathroom. I believe yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Correct. But this was a guy that really, really.

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Speaker 3: Really wanted to get his hair cut, so he was

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Speaker 3: dropping one oh seven. Here is a Michael being pulled

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Speaker 3: over and talking to the Florida police.

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Speaker 1: Why are you going so fast? I have a.

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Speaker 2: Bar have an appointment.

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Speaker 1: With your barber.

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Speaker 3: So you go one hundred and seven miles an hour,

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Speaker 3: weave in and out of traffic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know the article right in front of me.

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Speaker 2: I'm assuming you went to jail. You go to jail,

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Speaker 2: that's like for one hundred and seven miles an hour,

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Speaker 2: that's that's a you get incarcerated.

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Speaker 3: For that, well, you would think, But then again, if

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Speaker 3: you get it rested ninety nine times in Marion County,

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Speaker 3: sometimes there's that too.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you still get out and escape with it.

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Speaker 2: What's the fastest you've gone in a vehicle?

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Speaker 1: It's it been over one hundred Yes, yes, I've gone

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Speaker 1: over one hundred. Like this year, Like.

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Speaker 3: Coming back from the ac DC show, it was like

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Speaker 3: three o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 1: There's nobody on sixty five. Oh right.

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Speaker 3: We came back like we did the Canniball run overnight

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Speaker 3: because we had to stay an extra day because they

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Speaker 3: got rained out. So yeah, we just left right after

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Speaker 3: the concert ended. Nashville time about eleven o'clock. Man, you

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Speaker 3: get on sixty five three o'clock in the morning. There's

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Speaker 3: nobody there.

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Speaker 1: That bad boy was in triple digits.

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Speaker 2: How many, I mean, give me, give me, give me

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Speaker 2: a number, probably one ten? Wow, Dad, my old man's here.

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Speaker 2: He used to have like a bunch of like quality cars,

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Speaker 2: like old old stock cars and stuff like that. What's

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Speaker 2: the fastest you've been on an interstate? What's fastest?

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Speaker 1: How fast have you driven?

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Speaker 2: He's had corvettes and stuff like Well, how many one hundred?

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Speaker 2: Now not on the interstate. You've done one hundred and

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Speaker 2: eighty on the interstate.

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Speaker 1: I did one eighty in the IndyCar two seedar.

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Speaker 2: What, oh my god, almighty, my dad is a death

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Speaker 2: wish for God's sake.

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Speaker 1: One eighty on the highway.

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Speaker 2: Wow, all right, I think Chief Bailey he's got a winner.

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Speaker 2: He's on his way here to rescue in himself.

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Speaker 1: On that.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry I asked that.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Okay again, the two seater goes one eighty.

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Speaker 3: I know, I know, I is this anything?

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Speaker 1: We're gonna keep it. In Florida.

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Speaker 3: Here, a Florida man training in MMA left an intruder

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Speaker 3: beat up and bruised after he allegedly broke into his home.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, here is Henny.

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Speaker 3: Rojas talking about taking care of the intruder.

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Speaker 1: I'm prepared, you know, my first time. I don't feel

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Speaker 1: in pain, nothing because I don't lie you guns. I've

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Speaker 1: been looking for for a knife or nothing. Only God

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Speaker 1: and on my hands. That yeah, that's something for sure.

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Speaker 2: And I think I heard him say something about, look,

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Speaker 2: I don't like guns. I just use my hands and

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Speaker 2: good God. If that could be the philosophy for some

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Speaker 2: of these people in the Indianapolis, the homicide rate would go,

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Speaker 2: I mean plummet.

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Speaker 1: Now. Not everybody's Henny Rojas either, I guess MMA guy

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Speaker 1: and I understand that.

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Speaker 2: But but using fists instead of guns. I love this

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Speaker 2: and I love it. The bad guy trying to break

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Speaker 2: into his house, trying to rob from him, trying to

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Speaker 2: steal and take from him, possibly harm him, got the

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Speaker 2: crap beat out of him by the MMA guy.

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Speaker 3: There was a story a couple of years ago where

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Speaker 3: there was a female MMA champion. I can't remember who

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Speaker 3: it was, but she was on vacation in some tropical island.

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Speaker 3: Somebody tried to assault and rape her on the beach

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Speaker 3: and they picked the wrong show.

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Speaker 1: She beat the crap out of this dude so bad.

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Speaker 1: The police had to pull her off of the guy.

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Speaker 2: I love the stories.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Good for her man last one here?

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Speaker 3: Is this anything? The Guy's going viral for it? Explaining

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Speaker 3: why the year twenty twenty five is so disorienting, dear,

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Speaker 3: especially when the boss tells him and his coworkers to

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Speaker 3: go with the new AI assistant. Not only is everything

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Speaker 3: so dumb and scary, but even our jobs.

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Speaker 1: Are feeling a little dumber and scarier.

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Speaker 3: So there's no respite from the the insanity.

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Speaker 1: Ping and your.

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Speaker 3: Boss is emailing you like, hey, gang, so as you know,

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Speaker 3: we've invested a lot of money in our AI assystem.

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Speaker 1: Pierre, please use Pierre when writing all your emails. And

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Speaker 1: then you go back to scrolling.

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Speaker 3: The city of Portland is under attack and you're like

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Speaker 3: buy who and it's like America and you're like, well,

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Speaker 3: that can't be right. And then it's like ping, and

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Speaker 3: it's your boss like, hey, disregard the last email.

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Speaker 1: Stop using Pierre immediately.

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Speaker 3: Some users are reporting that it's telling them that the

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Speaker 3: Holocaust never happened?

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Speaker 1: Is that anything? I think it's something.

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Speaker 2: I think it's probably I mean going back to good

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Speaker 2: old fashioned email and communicating, you know, over the phone

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Speaker 2: instead of using AI platform technology. Now, the thing that

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Speaker 2: he said there was like Portland's under attack. That might

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Speaker 2: be true, right, Portland's that's I think Trump is like

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Speaker 2: two seconds away from sending the National Guard in to Portland.

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Speaker 3: And you know what, it's two seconds too late, like

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Speaker 3: get them in there now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the hammer in nigels