1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 1: Nigel Shill. Do you suppose won't meet any wild animals. 2 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 2: Over the cris doors before the dingo, ain't your baby? 3 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 1: And now Hammer Nigel probably presents. 4 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 3: Damn nature, you're scary, and now Hammer there are only 5 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 3: two rowdy drug addicted herpes having COVID infected wild monkeys 6 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 3: on the loose. 7 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: All right, we're making progress. 8 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 2: I remember this story last week of Mississippi. This happened 9 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 2: in Mississippia. Truck with some lad monkeys wrecked. They were 10 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:44,440 Speaker 2: said to be infected with all these different you know, 11 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:47,040 Speaker 2: COVID and STDs and stuff. 12 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 1: I don't know if that was true or not. Partying 13 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,640 Speaker 1: with Charlie Sheen. There's a group of monkeys that have 14 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 1: been partying with Charlie Sheen. 15 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 2: A but uh, A monkey got loose and trapped a 16 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 2: mon and her kids at their house. She shot them 17 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 2: with a magnum like a magnum bullet. 18 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: I hope she had like a cool catchphrase before she 19 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 1: pulled the trigger, make. 20 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 2: My day yeah something yeah, like dirty hairy so one 21 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:21,800 Speaker 2: less uh covid infected herpes monkey uh gone? Unfortunately. I 22 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 2: mean it's sad, it is kind. 23 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:27,399 Speaker 1: Of it's kind of funny too, come on, it's kind 24 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: of funny, but it's sad. 25 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 2: Because, look, you don't want to kill an animal. You 26 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 2: don't want to do that. But if it's between a 27 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 2: monkey that has COVID and an STD and your kids, 28 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 2: you're pulling a trigger, right, Am I going? Am I 29 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 2: out of bounds there? Okay, now counterpoints. Okay, it's the 30 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 2: counterpoint to that. 31 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 1: Once you have a deceased COVID infected, violent STD filled monkey, 32 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,040 Speaker 1: you just go down to the store and get a 33 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 1: another COVID induced STD field violent monkey and everything's going 34 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 1: to be. Okay. It's the circle of life. Sometimes you 35 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 1: have to shoot a monkey. I'm just saying, I don't 36 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 1: even know what that means. These were violent affected monkeys. Nudge, Yeah, 37 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 1: you feel bad that it's dead. 38 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,440 Speaker 2: I feel bad that a monkey had to die. 39 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: And then they were monkey wanted to give your children 40 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:28,080 Speaker 1: herpes And you're sitting here going poor monkeys. 41 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,840 Speaker 2: Well not me, I'm defending your family. That was the 42 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:34,400 Speaker 2: monkey's motivation while she was while the monkey was on 43 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 2: the porch of this woman. Oh I see this woman's 44 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 2: three year old I'm going to give it herpes. That 45 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,079 Speaker 2: that was the monkey's motivation. 46 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, an animal that throws its own poop probably has 47 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 1: the motivation to give your kids herpies too. You're making 48 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: it sound like it's some sort of respected college professor. Okay, 49 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 1: now it jerks off in public and it throws its 50 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,839 Speaker 1: own poop, and you're sitting here telling me that it's 51 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 1: out of the question that it would give your children harping. 52 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 2: I'm not saying it wouldn't, but I'm saying that was 53 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 2: his motivation. I don't know if monkeys had that motivation 54 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 2: to give kids STDs. 55 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,520 Speaker 1: That doesn't get me better than this, does it, Allison? 56 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:15,959 Speaker 1: This is the Hammer Nicha Show.