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Speaker 1: You were listening to the Hammer and Nichel Show.

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Speaker 2: Having a good time on a Friday, loving it. Y's

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Speaker 2: feeling kind of loose. Beautiful weather, beautiful weather, and we

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Speaker 2: are doing some stand up comedy. Madness.

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Speaker 3: The real madness is happening in the college basketball world Purdue.

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Speaker 3: They play a little bit later on, but right now

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Speaker 3: we are taking some of our favorite stand up comedians

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Speaker 3: and they are competing against each other each day. You,

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Speaker 3: the listeners of this little Pony show, will decide on

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Speaker 3: the comedian you want to move on. So before we

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Speaker 3: get to today's matchup, let's pick a winner from yesterday.

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Speaker 3: We had some old school guys, some guys with a

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Speaker 3: little baggage.

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Speaker 2: Okay, not gonna lie the number.

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Speaker 3: Seven seed for his stand up comedy only and nothing else.

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Speaker 1: Bill Cosby dentists tell you not to pick your teeth

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Speaker 1: with any sharp metal object.

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Speaker 2: Then you sit in their chair.

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Speaker 4: The first thing they grab is an iron hook, and

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Speaker 4: they started to pick in an area that you came

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Speaker 4: to get fixed. Now the Dennis.

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Speaker 2: Pulls out a needle. This is too deaden the pain.

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Speaker 2: So I believe that was from Bill Cosby himself, one.

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Speaker 1: Of the first standup specials i've ever seen my parents

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Speaker 1: let me watch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved it.

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Speaker 3: And he was competing yesterday against the number ten seed

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Speaker 3: talking about his colonoscopy. Here's Robin Williams.

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Speaker 2: Because when you go to the doctor in your fifties,

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Speaker 2: it's to colonoscopy.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's a video camera on the end of a

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Speaker 4: roto rude and it's going up with you and then

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Speaker 4: go further up here. Now you're a party favorite.

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Speaker 2: To me. I'll even take them a man.

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Speaker 3: And based on your votes, it was a blowout on

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Speaker 3: Facebook and Twitter. Robin Williams moving on. Wow, an upset

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Speaker 3: seated upset. Yeah, I thought that's a tough one.

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Speaker 1: I would have gone with Bill Cosby, Bill Cosby himself

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Speaker 1: and then the underrated I believe it was a Disney

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Speaker 1: movie The Devil and Max Devlin.

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Speaker 2: I remember that where Elliott.

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Speaker 1: Goold because who that is sells his soul to the

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Speaker 1: devil or something like that, and Bill Cosby's the Devil right.

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Speaker 2: Scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.

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Speaker 3: So Robin Williams moving on and now today's matchup. These

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Speaker 3: are two of my personal favorites of all time. I

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Speaker 3: love both of these guys.

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Speaker 2: The number eleven seed, the late great Norm MacDonald.

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Speaker 5: Although my buddy, I did want to say one thing

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Speaker 5: about my buddy Richie, who has a disease, but it's

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Speaker 5: an interesting disease he has. He has a disease of alcoholism. Alcoholism,

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Speaker 5: and he came to me, you know, and he told me,

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Speaker 5: and I like to look. I'm a kind of guy

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Speaker 5: who likes to look at the bright side of things,

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Speaker 5: you know. So I told him, I said, Richie, it's

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Speaker 5: true that you have a disease and everything, but I

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Speaker 5: think you got the best one. It's the only disease

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Speaker 5: where you get to drink booze all the time. I

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Speaker 5: haven't looked at every medical journal, but I believe it's

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Speaker 5: the only disease where you can constantly drink booze. As

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Speaker 5: a matter of fact, that is the disease.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you can stop it right there. That's a strong,

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Speaker 3: strong eleventh right there. Norm McDonald's I got.

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Speaker 1: Bell cancer and screaming in pain. What's your symptoms? I

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Speaker 1: get happy all the time. That's a great bit.

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Speaker 3: Now competing against Norm McDonald today the number six seed,

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Speaker 3: George Carlin.

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Speaker 4: I think people show their ignorance when they say they

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Speaker 4: want politicians to be honest. What are these people talking about?

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Speaker 4: If honesty were suddenly introduced into politics, it would throw

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Speaker 4: everything off. The whole system would collapse. And I think

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Speaker 4: deep down the American people know that. The American people

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Speaker 4: like their bullshit out front where they can get a good,

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Speaker 4: strong whiff of it. That's why they re elected Clinton. Listen,

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Speaker 4: Clinton might be full of shit, but he lets you

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Speaker 4: know it. Dol tried to hide it honest vote people

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Speaker 4: don't believe that. Clinton said Hi, I'm fullish and how

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Speaker 4: do you like that? And the people said, at least

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Speaker 4: he's honest. Last, he's honest about being follish.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: This is This is a rough one because it's two

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Speaker 1: totally different style comedians like Nor McDonald never believed in

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Speaker 1: talking about politics in his set, but George Carlin did

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Speaker 1: it in a way which was funny and entertaining.

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Speaker 2: Some of these comedians like get up there and preach right,

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Speaker 2: and that wasn't Carlin.

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Speaker 3: Carvin was an equal opportunity offenders.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm oh god, I'm going with Norm McDonald.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I love norm all right, p Norm McDonald. I'm

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Speaker 2: going with Norma.

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Speaker 1: I know Carlin's your favorite and it's a rough This

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Speaker 1: is a rough one. I don't know who's gonna win.

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Speaker 3: So you can vote right now. You've got less than

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Speaker 3: twenty four hours. We'll announce the winner on Monday.

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Speaker 2: Nige will do it.

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Speaker 3: I'm out Monday, but vote right now. It's pinned to

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Speaker 3: the top of our Twitter at Hammer and Nigel and

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Speaker 3: also on Facebook, Hammer and Nigel. Facebook, just write the

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Speaker 3: name of the comedian you want to advance. And again

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Speaker 3: we're not doing it just off these soundbites. Their entire

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Speaker 3: stand up comedy body of work is what we're.

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Speaker 2: Basing this on. Who should advance in this tournament.

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Speaker 3: This is like Kentucky versus Duke in that regional final

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Speaker 3: back in the nineties where it looks like Kentucky's gonna

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Speaker 3: win and then Letner hits that shot and Hell breaks loose.

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Speaker 2: It's a battle of blue Blood's. Oh this is so good.

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Speaker 3: Norm McDonald, George Carlin, vote right now, Hammer and Nigel Show,

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Speaker 3: Facebook and Twitter.

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Speaker 1: I think our audience, I think our fians are going

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Speaker 1: to vote for George Carlin. I really do. I like

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Speaker 1: Norm McDonald better. I would rather watch his stand up special.

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Speaker 1: I think over at George Carlins, but I think our

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Speaker 1: audience is going to do Carlin