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Speaker 1: Hammer in Nigel Hill. Do you suppose won't meet any

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Speaker 1: wild animals? The word crystal, the dingo ain't your baby?

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Speaker 2: And now hammer Nigel proudly presents damn nature, You're scary

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Speaker 2: cyan and oh ammer.

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Speaker 1: A surfer at a California beach was attacked and bitten

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Speaker 1: by a not a shark, an otter, an angry otter,

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Speaker 1: who then stole her surfboard little past Oh no at

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Speaker 1: gunpoint crazy did the board give me the board? It's

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Speaker 1: not the first time an otter has been aggressive at

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Speaker 1: this beach. Here's the nine one one call and the

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Speaker 1: woman talking about being attacked by the otter.

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Speaker 2: If they're flagging me down. There's a surfer in the

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Speaker 2: water was bit by an otter. All of a sudden,

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Speaker 2: I feel this like nip on my foot and I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 2: that's not good, roll over or like roll off my board.

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Speaker 1: Look behind me.

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Speaker 2: There's an otter on my board and there's another surfer nearby,

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Speaker 2: and I'm.

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Speaker 1: Like, hey, can you like help me out, Like there's

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Speaker 1: like got bitten on my foot and like there's an

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Speaker 1: hotter on my board. When I hear when I heard

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Speaker 1: her say yeah, I called nine one one because there

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Speaker 1: I felt a nip on my foot. I imagined her

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Speaker 1: a turning back and like, there's some obese man with

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Speaker 1: his man boob like swimming up behind her with his

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Speaker 1: with his man boob nip on her.

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Speaker 2: Foot, A shirtless Chris Christie's in the water. Governor Pritzker

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Speaker 2: on vacation. So sorry, I didn't see you there.

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Speaker 1: The different kind of nip. Apparently the otter something you

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Speaker 1: got to watch out for in California. In addition to

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Speaker 1: these sharks.

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Speaker 2: Even in Gavin Newsom's California, in the ocean, the otters

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Speaker 2: are committing crimes.

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Speaker 1: Well, even in Avenussen's California, where they would arrest you

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Speaker 1: for walking on the beach in covid.

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Speaker 2: You got right out. I'm not saying California is violent,

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Speaker 2: but I got robbed in the ocean. An otter whipped

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Speaker 2: out a pistol, said a few choice words to me

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Speaker 2: and took my surfboard like Debo takes chains in Friday.

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Speaker 2: That's my chain, punk my board punk. Uh keeping it

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Speaker 2: in the damn nature you scary category. A runner in

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Speaker 2: Japan says that her arm was fully snapped after a

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Speaker 2: bear lunged at them during a horrific attack.

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Speaker 1: Oh fully snapped.

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Speaker 2: The runner said one of the bears fully snapped off

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Speaker 2: his arm and cause serious injuries.

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Speaker 1: To his leg.

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Speaker 2: The runner since went through multiple surgeries, faces three months

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Speaker 2: of recovery, and I guess bear attacks in Japan have

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Speaker 2: been like a pretty big problem recently. More than one

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Speaker 2: hundred people have been injured so far this year, but

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Speaker 2: at least seven of them killed. This is the highest

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Speaker 2: number since the records began back in two thousand and six.

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Speaker 1: They said one of the bears fully snapped off his arm.

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Speaker 1: They bit his arm off. It was fully stamped. They

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Speaker 1: bit his arm.

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Speaker 2: Off or ripped it off, like the bear just grabbed

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Speaker 2: it and pulled it.

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Speaker 1: Man, did I send you I sent you guys that

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Speaker 1: warning at the condo we stayed in in Breckenridge when

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Speaker 1: I was staying in Colorado last week. Do not leave

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Speaker 1: this garage door open because black bears will come in

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Speaker 1: and get the garbage. Yes, yes, that was a warning

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Speaker 1: above the garage door opener.

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Speaker 2: Dude out in Wyoming, they were telling people do not

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Speaker 2: hike at Grand Titan and Yellows because the bears are

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Speaker 2: aggressive right now and these aren't cute little black bears.

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Speaker 2: You're talking about grizzly type bears.

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Speaker 1: Did you hike?

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Speaker 2: No? No, they made you have like a bear spray

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Speaker 2: if you actually wanted to do one of these hikes.

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Speaker 2: Because I guess all the deer and animals are migrating

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Speaker 2: down like the mountain to where they can find more food,

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Speaker 2: which means less things for the bears to attack, so

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Speaker 2: when they see people now they're really aggressive. Wow, damn nature,

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Speaker 2: you scary