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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Hammer and Nigel Show Hammer, Nigel Rotover,

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Speaker 1: can we here? Let it hear it? Go? All right, man,

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Speaker 1: we are brought to you by the Finnish long Drink.

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Speaker 1: I've had about ten of these and I can drink

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Speaker 1: ten more. My name is Nigel. Jason Hammer is sitting

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Speaker 1: right next to me with a bunch of needles at

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Speaker 1: his feet. I've you're doing.

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Speaker 2: I had questions about botox the other night, and the

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Speaker 2: coupon lady is like, you know, I know people who

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Speaker 2: do this. Would you be willing to get it done

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Speaker 2: on the show? And I said, well, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: but it sounds like it's something exciting. So, being the

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Speaker 2: perpetual showman that I am, I said, yes, let's do

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Speaker 2: this on the show. So we've got Keisa here and

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Speaker 2: Colleen is here. Keisa is going to be doing the

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Speaker 2: punishing to me. Colleen, you're the spokeswoman here. What's about

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Speaker 2: to go down here? I've never done this before.

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Speaker 3: Well, first, and most importantly, you need to sign the

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Speaker 3: consent so you can't sue us.

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Speaker 1: Oh come on, really, I'm gonna go live on Facebook too,

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Speaker 1: by the way, screw it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, consent signed.

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Speaker 2: I have now signed my life away like I've just

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Speaker 2: agreed to be waterboard at haven't I absolutely?

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Speaker 3: So, First, Keisa is gonna assess you and make sure

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Speaker 3: that you have the good face for botox.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I've got the good face. You can assess all

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Speaker 1: you on.

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Speaker 2: But I think we know we're playing with house money here,

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Speaker 2: right Okay, she didn't answer, so that's not good. All right,

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Speaker 2: so go ahead and assess here. Give us a little

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Speaker 2: play by play of what's going on.

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Speaker 3: So raise your eyebrows so she can see. Okay, that

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Speaker 3: is your forehead muscle or frontalis muscle. It's an elevator muscle.

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Speaker 3: That's why his eyebrows went up. So it's important we

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Speaker 3: don't do too much botox in that area.

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Speaker 1: What's the worst part about my face? What is the

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Speaker 1: worst part about my face? Right now? Just say his face?

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Speaker 1: The wrinkles, the wrinkles.

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Speaker 3: That's very but that's what we're here for.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So okay, I'm gonna raise my eyebrows up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you've got there's quite there's there's many needles down there,

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Speaker 1: and they're filled with botox. They are filled with I

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Speaker 1: don't think there'd be this many.

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Speaker 2: I'm really starting to regret this decision.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 3: So she's gonna clean off his forehead with alcohol. Make

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Speaker 3: sure we don't give them an affection.

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Speaker 2: The last thing I need on me is more alcohol.

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Speaker 1: Live at coaches tavern. There's no problem with you know,

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Speaker 1: medical standards or anything like this, right. We don't know

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Speaker 1: the answer to that, but that's okay.

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Speaker 3: Next, she's gonna mark off with with a eyeliners, so

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Speaker 3: she knows exactly where she's gonna go and where she's

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Speaker 3: gonna target.

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Speaker 2: Do I still got to keep my eyebrows up here

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Speaker 2: like a very bars Yes? Please, now again. The goal

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Speaker 2: is to make me look like Tim Allen and Christmas

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Speaker 2: with the Cranks. Is that what's gonna happen here?

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Speaker 3: The goals to make you look ten years younger, that's

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Speaker 3: our goal.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to see what you I can't wait

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Speaker 1: to come into work Monday and see what you look

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Speaker 1: like after this. I'm off this, You're off Monday, even

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Speaker 1: Tuesday even better? Colleen? Is this what's he gonna look

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Speaker 1: like on Tuesday when I see him?

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Speaker 3: Probably not much different. It's gonna pack about three to

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Speaker 3: five days, and he's gonna have some decreased movements. So

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Speaker 3: when he goes to raise his eyebrows, it's gonna be

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Speaker 3: nice and smooth. After about fourteen days, when he raises

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Speaker 3: his eyebrows, you won't see all of that washboard you

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Speaker 3: see right now in his forehead. It will be nice

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Speaker 3: and smooth and like a placid late.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know, I bring Colleen on here, and all

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Speaker 2: she's doing is roasting.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what's next? This is the best day of

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Speaker 1: my life? Mad face? Mad face.

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Speaker 3: So now she's looking at his gabella region, which is

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Speaker 3: the preserus and the corrugator muscles. The corrugator muscles come

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Speaker 3: in and make your elevens.

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Speaker 1: That we all right?

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Speaker 3: And now she's looking at his crow's feet, so she's

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Speaker 3: gonna address his crows feet and his smile lines.

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Speaker 1: Cruis. See it is that at the end of the

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Speaker 1: edge of the eyes.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: What do I do with this?

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Speaker 3: That is your stress ball to squeeze.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't know this was like a gag ball.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what kind of party this one. Put

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Speaker 1: that in your mouth?

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Speaker 3: You need to.

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Speaker 1: Bring out the gimp. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Do I need to keep making the mad face?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Now you need to just stay still because she's about

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Speaker 3: to shoot you with the needle.

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Speaker 1: Oh geez, okay, okay, so first, shut up. I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 1: I'm joking. I'm joking, kidding. You scared me, you've actually.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Fortunately I do that same thing to her, so

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Speaker 3: she usually hits me. So I don't know why you

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Speaker 3: didn't get slugged, because she'll punched me for that. See,

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Speaker 3: it doesn't hurt at all, does it. You're not even flinching.

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Speaker 3: Two shots and.

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Speaker 2: Stung by a very weak low t B.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, once you do this, shut a

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Speaker 1: amoson that's sitting in front of you, it'll be like

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Speaker 1: it never happened. Uh, little bumps on.

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Speaker 3: Your forehead, those are going to be going the next

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Speaker 3: ten to fifteen minutes. So you're not going to walk

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Speaker 3: around all day with bumps on your head?

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Speaker 1: What about the uh, the wrinkles on my ass and back?

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Speaker 2: Can we get rid of those while we're at it here?

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Speaker 3: You do? We want to make a separate appointment for that.

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Speaker 3: That might take a little bit longer.

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Speaker 1: Now, seriously, do you do button botox?

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Speaker 3: We do not do whole boat botox, but that is

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Speaker 3: a thing it.

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Speaker 1: Is a thing to put botox in their ass.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's very popular in California right now. That in

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Speaker 3: scrot them talks.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry what we were just asking? If you were,

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Speaker 1: I think we.

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Speaker 2: Got an idea for the next coach show and.

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Speaker 1: It ain't gonna be me scrotum talks. There's botox ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen here at coaches and now scrap boy, that

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Speaker 1: that's a big freaking needle. Wow, can I do what? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean, if fill him up? Fill him up? She

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Speaker 1: just asked Hammer if she could take if he could

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Speaker 1: take some more. This is the middle of my eyes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a little bit spicier than the forehead.

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Speaker 1: Bru dude.

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Speaker 3: She didn't even flinch though he did. Great.

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Speaker 1: But how many needles have you gone through so far?

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Speaker 1: So far? We have loaded, so we have three? Wow?

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Speaker 1: Are your customers usually this fact? I don't think weight

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Speaker 1: factors in. I don't think that's it's that's really a

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Speaker 1: matter of seventy Wow. How much time do we have here? Nige? Uh,

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Speaker 1: it's five twenty eight? So we got we got sixty seconds,

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Speaker 1: sixty seconds? We got sixty seconds? Here? My god, do

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Speaker 1: we have gee? We are live? On Facebook. By the way,

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Speaker 1: you can be able to go watch this back on Facebook.

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Speaker 3: Two more after that.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that's all. Huh, that's more. Oh man, that's

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Speaker 1: like right in your eyebrowed, bro, I'm aware I felt

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Speaker 1: that one dude, dude, holy whose idea was this again?

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Speaker 1: To get botox live at.

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Speaker 2: The Okay I felt.

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Speaker 1: Eyebrow ones, man, I did. I felt I felt it too.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, And again there there were areas that can

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Speaker 2: be addressed.

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Speaker 1: We'll do will she just said, screwed him talks.

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Speaker 2: Well, I didn't want to say that again.

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Speaker 1: Well she said it, all right. One more here, all right,

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Speaker 1: and then we gotta gonna wrap it up. Oh boy,

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Speaker 1: that is that's I think we've had enough. She here goes,

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Speaker 1: I've had enough, she goes, Now just one more you

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Speaker 1: did here? Wow, here you go. Let people look at

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Speaker 1: your Look at that face. There. We're give hammer a

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Speaker 1: nice round of a flow.

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Speaker 2: Macaulay Culkin after he got stung by bees.

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Speaker 1: Good. Oh it was great.

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Speaker 2: You know what, though, you guys do such a great

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Speaker 2: job with that, because I'm a big pain in the ass,

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Speaker 2: but you guys did this on pressure on.

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Speaker 1: In front of a crowd. This isn't normally how it's

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Speaker 1: presented right, not typically?

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Speaker 2: And where can what are some of the services you

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Speaker 2: guys do and how can we find you?

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Speaker 3: So we are located in New Palaestine, which is east

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Speaker 3: side of Indianapolis. We do botox, filler, hormone replacement, weight

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Speaker 3: loss facials, all kinds.

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Speaker 1: Of There was a weight loss option and I chose

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Speaker 1: to get stabbed in the face here.

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Speaker 3: That's what you picked.

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Speaker 1: You girls did a good job though.

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Speaker 2: Yes, thank you so much, thank you for having.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to see a hammer's gone on Monday,

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Speaker 1: but I'll be back Tuesday. We need to do it

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Speaker 1: before and after. Okay, I'm good, I'm real good.

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Speaker 2: Yes out, No, I want that shot at Jamison.

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Speaker 1: Am I going to drink? Is that okay? Drink? Okay?

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Speaker 1: They said I could drink, you liar,