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Speaker 1: Presents. It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

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Speaker 1: Is this anything buy Indiana Unclaim presented by the Attorney

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Speaker 1: General's Office reunitye Hoosiers with over one million dollars in

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Speaker 1: unclaimed property every single week, fast, easy and free to

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Speaker 1: search to see if you got any money floating around

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Speaker 1: out there. Indiana Unclaimed dot Gov probably.

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Speaker 2: Shouldn't tell the story, but I'm going to anyway. I

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Speaker 2: got a text from somebody who works at the Attorney

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Speaker 2: General's Office and all that said was thanks to you guys.

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Speaker 2: I've had to explain to my mom what AI is

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Speaker 2: because she was upset Nigel was hugging Jimmy Kimmel. I

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Speaker 2: was like, well, don't see the videos of Joy Bayhaw,

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Speaker 2: Nancy Pelosi or Whoopee Goldberg where you're actually making out

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Speaker 2: with them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, the American flag bathing suit has made its

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Speaker 1: return to the That's Fine page as well.

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Speaker 2: So Paige Spearnak, who is this golf influencer. The Ryder

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Speaker 2: Cup's going on right now, the United States against Europe.

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Speaker 1: She's not She's easy on the eyes.

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Speaker 2: She's not ugly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's not ugly.

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Speaker 2: She posts a revealing photo of herself in a patriotic bikini,

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Speaker 2: basically saying here's a little something to rally the troops,

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Speaker 2: to which we said two can play that game. So

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Speaker 2: we've got the old photo I made of you AI

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Speaker 2: in the star spangled banner onesie bikini.

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Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed that was taken before I lost twenty pounds.

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Speaker 2: That's on our Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Make sure you

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Speaker 2: follow us, give that a like and a share. Is

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Speaker 2: this anything? An old folks home in England is using

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Speaker 2: robotic dogs and cats to help combat loneliness for the residents.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, here.

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Speaker 2: Are some of the residents playing with the a I

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Speaker 2: dogs and cats. Hello, come on, maybe face.

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Speaker 1: One word dystopian. No, this is nothing that is horrible,

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Speaker 1: just I mean sad and depressing. You're old, you're lonely,

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Speaker 1: you don't have anybody in your life, and you can't

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Speaker 1: even get you a kitten or a sheltered dog. They're

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Speaker 1: going to bring you a robot cat. That is very

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Speaker 1: Again I use the word dystopians.

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Speaker 2: All right, crossfire here. If you're an old person in

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Speaker 2: one of these homes and your options are sitting there

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Speaker 2: talking to nobody or interacting with the robot, which would

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Speaker 2: you do nobody.

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Speaker 1: I'd rather talk to my refrigerator than sit there and

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Speaker 1: talk to a fake robot cat with a speaker in it,

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Speaker 1: so it purrs a dumb Who are these sickos?

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Speaker 2: In my mind? There's a nurse walking down the hallway.

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Speaker 2: She's got a clipboard. She's kind of just peeking into

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Speaker 2: each room. She gets to an old Nigel's room and

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Speaker 2: he's yelling at the fridge. Why don't you have any

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Speaker 2: beer in you? It's like looking into the future, is it?

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Speaker 1: It?

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Speaker 2: Is this anything? A Bay Area bachelorette has launched a

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Speaker 2: billboard campaign to find her future husband and father of

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Speaker 2: her children. She said she tried the online dating thing,

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Speaker 2: but she wasn't having any luck, so she put up

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Speaker 2: a big freaking billboard in San Francisco.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure this will work here, she is.

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Speaker 3: I've rented space on a dozen digital billboards on Highway

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Speaker 3: one oh one in Silicon Valley between Santa Clara and

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Speaker 3: San Francisco to advertise my personal dating website, Mary Lisa

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Speaker 3: dot com. It's been months since I've been on a date.

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Speaker 3: I can't even get men to talk to me on

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Speaker 3: any of the apps. I don't understand what's going on?

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Speaker 3: But I figured it's time for a bold move. And

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Speaker 3: what's bolder than running billboards on the side of a

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Speaker 3: major highway to essentially market myself.

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Speaker 2: In San Francisco.

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Speaker 1: Done the less is just something? Yeah, well, look, I

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Speaker 1: mean she's renting billboards and high dollar areas. I probably

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Speaker 1: got a lot of money. How I'd go for it

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Speaker 1: if I was down there, I was single.

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Speaker 2: I saw that.

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Speaker 1: Let's see mirror and listen.

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Speaker 2: Straight men in San Francisco might be the minority. So

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Speaker 2: I feel like you got a puncher's chance here.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, looking at it right here. Yeah, she's great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The fact that she's maybe looking for looking for dating

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Speaker 1: men in San fran fan Cisco, known for its gay population,

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Speaker 1: might be one one problem there. Oh yeah, how could

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Speaker 1: she not? She's awesome?

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Speaker 2: Like, I wonder if she's liberal or conservative?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure she's liberal.

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Speaker 2: So would you lie on your dating form if she's

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Speaker 2: that attractive nudge to maybe try to hook up with her?

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Speaker 2: Like if you lived in San Francisco, would you put

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Speaker 2: in your dating profile? I love to walk down the

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Speaker 2: street and see needles and poop. I love when my

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Speaker 2: representatives husbands get involved in weird underwear fights at home.

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Speaker 1: It's the second thing she says after her stats. You know,

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Speaker 1: forty one years old, five foot tall, one hundred and

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Speaker 1: thirty pounds, Democrat, Liberal out, I'm out, I'm Kramer.

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Speaker 2: In the episode of Seinfeld, I'm about