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Speaker 1: So let life. It's the Hammer and Nigelle Weekend Show

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Speaker 1: on ninety three WYBC.

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Speaker 2: Forty three days, forty three days. The shutdown is over,

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages.

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Speaker 2: Your United States Government is back open for taxing like

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Speaker 2: we made it. Everybody back to work, ready to tax them.

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Speaker 2: But Jesus out of you.

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Speaker 1: It's so funny how there was a lot of people

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Speaker 1: still getting paid that worked for the government during the shutdown.

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Speaker 1: Some people like air traffic controllers and TSA and military,

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Speaker 1: they weren't getting a paycheck, but your congressman and your

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Speaker 1: senators were definitely getting that paycheck.

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Speaker 2: They were still able to live the sweet life. And

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Speaker 2: whenever there was some chatter, some scuttle. But if you

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Speaker 2: will that, well, I don't know if we're gonna have

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Speaker 2: enough air traffic controllers to get you out of DC

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Speaker 2: for the holidays. Boy, hot damn. You had some defectors.

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Speaker 2: Then you had Democrats come running to the Republican side.

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Speaker 1: Well over in the Senate. Most of the Democrats that

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Speaker 1: went over to the Republican side aren't up for reelection

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Speaker 1: for four to six years. So everybody's gonna forget about

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Speaker 1: this until January thirtieth, when we have to go through

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Speaker 1: this again. That's right, don't forget. We've only got a

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Speaker 1: couple months before we do this all over again.

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Speaker 2: The past forty three days were the movie breaking and

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Speaker 2: then at the end of January, it's gonna be breaking

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Speaker 2: to electric boogaloo shut down to doom.

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Speaker 1: Could you imagine, just imagine, though, being an air traffic controller.

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Speaker 1: From everything I've heard, it's one of the most stressful

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Speaker 1: every day and not getting paid to have one of

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Speaker 1: the most stressful jobs in the world. Look, I'm not

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Speaker 1: a big fan of TSA. I don't like them either,

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Speaker 1: But those guys, you guys have a history, we have

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Speaker 1: a physical history with with with mail hands being rubbed

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Speaker 1: about in front of my family, searching me down. So

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Speaker 1: but but to go to work and do that job

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Speaker 1: and not knowing, knowing that you're not going to be paid.

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Speaker 1: Now they got back pay. I'm assuming most of them

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Speaker 1: are getting back pay.

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Speaker 2: And Trump's floating this idea of ten thousand dollars bonuses

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Speaker 2: for those who stayed and worked.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because some of them are like, screw this, I'm

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Speaker 1: calling it sick, right, right, Yeah, I don't blame Look,

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Speaker 1: I don't blame him either. I don't blame the air

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Speaker 1: traffic controllers for that. But the Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy

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Speaker 1: said like, look, we're gonna start, you know, cutting these flights.

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Speaker 1: First it's four percent, six percent, and then it'll be

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Speaker 1: ten percent if we don't get something done. That's what

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Speaker 1: did it, right, You're absolutely right.

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Speaker 2: Nobody wants to be in the swamp for Thanksgiving. Last

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Speaker 2: night's when the House was going back and forth, six

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Speaker 2: Democrats crossed over and voted yes. Two Republicans voted against it,

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Speaker 2: Thomas Massey of Kentucky probably being the most high profile.

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Speaker 2: And a little tale of the tape here. Okay, so

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Speaker 2: in the last forty three days, this is what the

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Speaker 2: shutdown cost everybody. One point five trillion dollars in economic damage.

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Speaker 1: It's a drop in the bucket. Whatever we owe thirty

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Speaker 1: five trillion, thirty five trillion in debt, but whatever, go ahead.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I did't minion our up.

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Speaker 2: Approximately twenty thousand flights were delayed.

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Speaker 1: Or cancel Holy god, ah my dear, you serious.

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Speaker 2: One million government workers went seven weeks without a paycheck.

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Speaker 1: Sucks. It sucks, and.

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Speaker 2: Millions of Americans were cut off from their food stamps. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: all for nothing. Nothing. I'm channeling Willy Wonka Democrats. You

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Speaker 2: get nothing, good day, sir.

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Speaker 1: Their's snap benefits and stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: This was the same stuff that was rolled out like yeah.

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Speaker 1: More than forty three days, the same stuff that the

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Speaker 1: Democrats voted for a few months ago, a few weeks ago,

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Speaker 1: and then there were then all of a sudden, they're

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Speaker 1: voting against it.

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Speaker 2: Correct, There was really nothing new, nothing changed in the

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Speaker 2: forty three days. They held out and screwed people for nothing.

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Speaker 1: They had to get that off of year election over

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Speaker 1: and done with.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations on having blue candidates winning blue cities and blue states.

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Speaker 2: Here's Donald Trump last night signing the bill.

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Speaker 3: Today, we're sending a clear message that we will never

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Speaker 3: give into extortion, because that's what it was. They tried

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Speaker 3: to extort, the Democrats tried to extort our country. In

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Speaker 3: just a moment, I'll sign a bill exactly like we

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Speaker 3: asked Democrats to send us follow long many days ago.

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Speaker 3: This crossed the country one point five trillion dollars, this

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Speaker 1: So yeah, they wanted to keep the super subsidies, like

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Speaker 1: for the covid era super subsidies in there. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: we're not going to do that. They were, they were

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Speaker 1: they want that. They wanted to keep them forever. That's

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Speaker 1: just like a Democrat probably quite honestly, I'm sure you

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Speaker 1: could find Republican examples of that same type of behavior.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of weasels with an R next to

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Speaker 2: their name too. Don't get it twisted. I've got exciting

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Speaker 2: news for fatties, Nice fatties. I feel like, as a

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Speaker 2: guy who's a little larger myself, you're looking at me too.

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Speaker 2: I don't think we're fat, but I think we're larger.

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Speaker 2: Does that make sense. We've both lost quite a bit

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Speaker 2: of weight. Yes, I'm down about fifty. You're down a

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Speaker 2: little bit thirty. You're down about thirty. So we're making

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Speaker 2: progress here. But this is exciting news if you consider

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Speaker 2: yourself a fatty like we do. Alison mood music. Please, kids, kids,

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Speaker 2: is happening.

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Speaker 4: Get your coats.

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Speaker 1: This is what we practiced.

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. The McRib is yeah, omg, the McRib

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Speaker 2: is back. Why was it ever gone exactly. The McRib

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Speaker 2: kids here and special locations. Okay, so there's a website

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Speaker 2: called McRib Locator, And if you go into Google or

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Speaker 2: as George W. Bush used to call it, the internets,

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Speaker 2: and find plural, find the McRib locator, you're going to

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Speaker 2: find where you can get yourself a McRib Right now

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Speaker 2: today in central Ending.

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Speaker 1: I could have had one last night. I was on

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Speaker 1: some extracurricular stuff after school. Everybody was running late. Can

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Speaker 1: you stop by the McDonald's the McDonald's. I didn't realize

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Speaker 2: As well call it the McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: But the chicken tenders and quarter pounders were the normal.

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Speaker 1: But I saw that h McRib and boy, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to be good, but boy, I saw that on the menu,

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Speaker 1: and it was tough.

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Speaker 2: You had a vision of a middle finger giving you

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Speaker 2: the come hither, come hither.

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Speaker 1: Look I did, I did. I didn't get it. I

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Speaker 1: stayed true to form. But that doesn't mean it won't happen.

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Speaker 2: Great moments in McRib history, Ladies and gentlemen, Friend of

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Speaker 2: the show Larry the Cable Guy.

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Speaker 5: My stomach churched a little bit too. I was at

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Speaker 5: the McDonald's and had to make rib two months ago.

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Speaker 5: It's still eerie to meet the rib. Last time I

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Speaker 5: had that, my glade plugin started a carpet fire. For

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Speaker 5: God's sake, I farted so hard you could a parachled

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Speaker 5: off fat Damn the make rib. You know what I

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Speaker 5: noticed about the makerib. You only see the McDonald's two

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Speaker 5: months a year, and then you never see it again.

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Speaker 5: I figured out why it takes ten months to hunt

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Speaker 5: down and shoot whatever the hell kind of meat that is.

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Speaker 2: And makes right though, like McDonald's always teases you with this.

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Speaker 2: Remember the last time the McRib became available, they kept

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Speaker 2: trying to tell us it's going away forever. After this, really,

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Speaker 2: no more McRib, It's going away forever. And that's when

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Speaker 2: I hit my breaking point and had one of the

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Speaker 2: great rants in the history of this show. One of

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Speaker 2: the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one

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Speaker 2: people to dissolve the bull crap of fast food marketing campaigns.

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Speaker 2: We must stand firm and united and say not today beal.

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Speaker 2: We sawd U with the Mexican pizza, and as George W.

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Speaker 2: Bush once said, fool me once, Shame on, shame on,

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Speaker 2: you fool me, We won't be fooled again, and we're

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Speaker 2: not gonna get fooled again by a trick by some

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Speaker 2: twenty three year old marketing worm. We don't need gimmicks

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Speaker 2: to go to McDonald's. You know they're not going to

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Speaker 2: remove the mcrip permanently stop it. We will not stand

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Speaker 2: for your lies, your propaganda, and your tyranny. McDonald's. We've

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Speaker 2: been loyal customers for billions and billions of burghers served

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Speaker 2: over years. But if you want to treat us like

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Speaker 2: my McNuggets because we're not gonna take this anymore. We

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Speaker 2: bought your happy meals, We tolerated your shape machine being

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Speaker 2: down ninety percent of the time. But this, this is

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Speaker 2: of all McDonald's fatties when we say we hold these

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Speaker 1: It is, Wow, I've never never felt so bad atriotic

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Speaker 1: in my life. Listening to that, I.

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Speaker 2: Met people who are willing to run through a brick wall.

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Speaker 2: Right now after hearing that.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to The Hammer and Nigel Show. The Hammer

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Speaker 1: Nigel Show Hello. My name is Nigel Jason Hammer is

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Speaker 1: here with a beautiful special in studio guest.

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Speaker 2: She saves you money. She loves to see me naked.

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Speaker 2: It's the crazy coupon, right, Crystal Hammer, how are you love?

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Speaker 4: I'm good. I just love these intros that I get

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Speaker 4: from you.

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Speaker 2: No lodge detected, as the kids would say.

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Speaker 4: At least it wasn't I funnel your hog. So that's

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Speaker 4: that was a step up. I feel right now, fair.

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Speaker 1: Enough, Wow, happy thanksgiving everybody. Yes now, Crystal, let me

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Speaker 1: just say you look beautiful. Thank you. I mean, oh

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Speaker 4: Thank you. It's hard trying, you know, taking better care

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Speaker 1: Well it's working, thank you, it's worked.

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Speaker 2: We were just talking about you yesterday. How when the

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Speaker 2: northern lights were possibly out, everybody's posting those pictures on

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Speaker 2: social media. Your ass was laying in a bed with

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Speaker 2: this is one of those cold nights, so I'd go

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Speaker 2: outside and pair of basketball shorts and sandals and look around,

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Speaker 2: and your ass is under a blanket.

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Speaker 4: Yep, Because I knew where we live with light pollution

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Speaker 4: that there was a slim chance we wouldn't see it

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I took my dog, our little

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Speaker 1: puppy out for like a half hour walk, and I

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Speaker 1: looked up and it were in the suburbs. I can't

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Speaker 1: see anything. And I wanted to give Hammer a chance

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Speaker 1: to see how long it took for him to look

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Speaker 1: for the northern lights and I was estimating like five

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Speaker 1: ten minutes maybe he could see something. And and I

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Speaker 1: asked him, I'm like, how long did you give it

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Speaker 1: before you said I'm going back in twenty seconds?

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Speaker 2: Twenty seconds in the front yard, ten seconds in the background.

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Speaker 4: It sounds about right. And since you said you didn't

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Speaker 4: see it, I didn't get out of bed, so I

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Speaker 4: was good.

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Speaker 2: I know, right, all right, So let's get into it here.

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Speaker 2: I love it Thanksgiving right around the corner. Nobody is

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Speaker 2: better at finding deals or is your He'll build the

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Speaker 2: ass would say, Dill's on items from the grocery store.

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Speaker 2: You can get people a little head start on some

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Speaker 2: savings here.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I just wanted to tell you about a few things.

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Speaker 4: So I have three different stores. I'm going to tell

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Speaker 4: That's right, Myer's with a hard So you want to

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Speaker 4: sign up on their app and get their im Perks account.

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Speaker 4: This is free, the same thing as having a Kroger

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Speaker 6: Next to me.

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Speaker 2: And if you noticed, it didn't even phasee me. Like

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Speaker 4: Meyer brand turkeys. Yes, okay. The next thing is all

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Speaker 4: these they have this forty dollars Thanksgiving meal for ten people.

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Speaker 4: This is actually the first time I've ever shopped.

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Speaker 4: I actually did this for pickup. I do recommend that

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Speaker 2: They can substitute things out.

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Speaker 4: It was only fifty three dollars though.

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Speaker 4: Be forty dollars.

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Speaker 2: It would be forty all that stuff.

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Speaker 4: I didn't neither. I didn't either until I downloaded.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome. And let's not forget about the Kroger's app.

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Speaker 4: So you're talking to almost half of this Kroger. This

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Speaker 4: Clip that coupon, you can get them for a dollar

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Speaker 2: Due the fuel points are huge there. I had a

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Speaker 2: Before we let you go again, Crystal Hammer the crazy

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Speaker 4: We did. I totally forgot about that. Christopher was conceived

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Speaker 2: That's right, he wasn't the only thing it was by

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Speaker 2: Let's go Crystal Hammer. Appreciate you, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Thanks guys.

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Speaker 2: It's the Hammer and Nigel Show.

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Speaker 1: My name is Nigel. Jason Hammer is here. The big

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Speaker 1: story still seems to be this Epstein Trump stuff, these

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Speaker 1: Drudge Report, there's red, big, giant red headlines all over

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Speaker 1: the place. Epstein wrote disturbing email to himself before suicide

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Speaker 1: quote Trump new DOJ cover up Republican rebellion, blah blah

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Speaker 1: to the Drudge Report? You go back a decade or so,

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Speaker 1: and okay, it was.

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Speaker 2: This fun, quirky blog where you could get opinions and

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Speaker 2: headlines that you might not get anywhere else. They blew

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Speaker 2: pilled a long time ago. Like you talking about Trump

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Speaker 2: derangement syndrome. The Drudge Report has it.

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Speaker 1: I've stopped during COVID like every.

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Speaker 2: Fo Lakers are still there.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, I picked it back up. Let's put it

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Speaker 1: I never even got on Drudge, but like one of

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Speaker 1: the articles they linked to about this whole Epstein, Epstein,

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Speaker 2: Jesus God, I don't care.

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Speaker 1: I really don't care anymore. That he wrote an email

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Speaker 1: to himself saying that uh blank blank blank acted worked

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Speaker 1: what That's what this whole thing is. I'm just I

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Speaker 2: So long story short here. The information we got yesterday

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Speaker 2: the victim was Virginia. She is no longer with us. She,

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Speaker 2: long ago, similar to the way Jeffrey Epstein just randomly

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Speaker 2: thank you. And the thing is that same Virginia has

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Speaker 2: Donald Trump didn't do anything wrong, like we could talk

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Speaker 2: other things. Who had sex with kids? That's all I

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Speaker 2: But you better have concrete evidence, and right now they don't.

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Speaker 2: There was a reason they redacted the name because they

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Speaker 2: that said Donald Trump didn't do anything wrong, that's it.

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Speaker 2: But CBS did the leg work and they found out

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Speaker 2: it was Virginia. Here's Republican Congressman Tim Burchett. He's from Tennessee.

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Speaker 2: He wanted to release all of the files, not just

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Speaker 7: Well, you had your opportunity on the floor under unanimous consent,

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Speaker 8: They're not about getting.

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Speaker 8: Folks.

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Speaker 7: This is just about power and control, just like the

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Speaker 7: And that's what all this is about.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, plenty of guilty to go around in Epstein Island,

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Speaker 1: and the only people that have been punished Gallayne Maxwell,

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Speaker 1: the groomer, the person that would procure Epstein's talent to

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Speaker 1: go to that island. And she she's in club fed.

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Speaker 1: She's playing racquetball right now, playing pickleball and having mimosas

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Speaker 2: It's all perfectly fine? Nice. The cameras go off, the

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Speaker 2: knows the high profile pedophiles randomly ms of dead what

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Speaker 2: Nothing to see here. We're gonna talk to Rob Kendall

437
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Speaker 2: here in about twenty minutes. We'll get him in here

438
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 2: to go off the rails. I think he differs a

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Speaker 2: little bit that I do, because nobody hates Republicans more

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Speaker 2: than Republican Rob Kendall. But I will say this, I

441
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 2: think we're on the same page here. The Trump administration

442
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 2: handled this incredibly poorly, just so bad, so poorly. All

443
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 2: they had to do at the very beginning was say, look,

444
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Speaker 2: as soon as we found out Jeffrey Epstein was a pedo,

445
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Speaker 2: we stopped associating. We didn't let him at mar Lago,

446
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Speaker 2: we kicked him out. I told his side piece Gal

447
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Speaker 2: Gallaine Maxwell, don't come around here no more bout it

448
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 2: being about a boom. Here's the emails. That's all they

449
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Speaker 2: had to do. But instead they made Pam Bondye and

450
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 2: Cash Patel and Dan Bongino look like little Woosies or

451
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Speaker 2: something that rhymes with itse they were all Johnny tough

452
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 2: guy about the Epstein files until they were told nothing

453
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Speaker 2: to see here, We're not releasing anything. That was such

454
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 2: a bad idea. Whoever's idea that was, maybe it was

455
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:17,119
Speaker 2: Trump that was incredibly dumb, really dumb. We mentioned this earlier.

456
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Speaker 2: Fetterman went out for a run in Pennsylvania, fell minor injuries.

457
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 2: He's going to be okay. Another big headline from the

458
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Speaker 2: world of politics, specifically Democrat politics in Seattle. Nige so

459
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Speaker 2: off the heels of Mandami's win in New York. The

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Speaker 2: upcoming mayoral race for Seattle another big liberal hell hole.

461
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Speaker 2: They've got a socialist in front of that as well.

462
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Speaker 2: So maybe the floodgates have been opened up here for

463
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Speaker 2: these super blue, super radical cities, socialists making their way

464
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Speaker 2: to the front leading these polls in mayor's races. Keep

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Speaker 2: an eye on that, Miss Allison. Hit me with some legal.

466
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Speaker 4: Stuff, legal crime.

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Speaker 6: Punishment, judges, legal stuff legal?

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Speaker 2: Is it Epstein or Epstein kloppenstein Stein, Like? At no

469
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Speaker 2: point have I ever heard anybody call him Epstein, Like

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Speaker 2: you're the only person on the planet that has called

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Speaker 2: him Jeffrey Epstein's.

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Speaker 1: Because I truly don't care. It's because I truly, I

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Speaker 1: really don't, you know. I just say what I just say,

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Speaker 1: what comes out of my mouth.

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Speaker 2: We're aware, true or false, we have a ceasoned to

476
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Speaker 2: sist from Morgan Freeman.

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Speaker 1: That is true, that is true, stemming from some imitation

478
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Speaker 1: or some right like we had him reach.

479
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 2: We had an impressionist right read Trump tweets as Morgan

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00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 2: Freeman back in his first term as president and the

481
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Speaker 2: office here at mm's commit occasions, got a letter from

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Speaker 2: Morgan Freeman's lawyer and we got to cease and desist.

483
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 2: Now he's totally ripe for parody. If we wanted to

484
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 2: fight it, we could win it and it wouldn't be close.

485
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 2: But instead they just told us, how about you knock

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Speaker 2: it off?

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Speaker 1: There are then owners said just knock it off, right,

488
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Speaker 1: We don't care headline.

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Speaker 2: Morgan Freeman says his lawyers have been very busy cracking

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Speaker 2: down on unauthorized AI use of his voice. Good luck

491
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 2: in court now if you got the money, don't be

492
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 2: scared of these weasels because if you really look at

493
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 2: the law, celebrities are ripe for parody. Now you can't

494
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 2: act like AI Morgan Freeman is real Morgan Freeman and

495
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Speaker 2: endorse products right, Like.

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Speaker 1: We can't go on the air and do an AI

497
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Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman ad and say hey, this is Morgan Freeman.

498
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Speaker 1: You have been very good, have been said saying even

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Speaker 1: AI Joe Hog said, correct, right, we make sure people

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Speaker 1: know it's AI. It's not really Joe Hogg set when

501
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 1: it comes on this program.

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00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 2: Correct. But Morgan Freeman lawyers who apparently have nothing better

503
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 2: to do than listen to talk radio around the country.

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00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 2: They're really cracking down on the AI use of his voice.

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Speaker 2: So what we're going to do is something that's maybe

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Speaker 2: better than AI. We got Friend of the Show Frank Kaliendo,

507
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 2: who does a great Morgan Freeman impression. Now, I'm going

508
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 2: to set this up. You're going to hear Frank Caliendo

509
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 2: as Morgan Freeman recite the script for the iconic Alan

510
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Speaker 2: Iverson practice rant. Now, if you don't know what we're

511
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 2: talking about, ye go back in the time machine. This

512
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 2: is Alan Iverson talking about missing practice.

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Speaker 8: We're talking about practice, not a game, not a gang,

514
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Speaker 8: not a gang, We're talking about practice.

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Speaker 1: Practice.

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Speaker 2: Now, that was like a five minute rant. Like he

517
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 2: says practice like four hundred and seventy five times in

518
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Speaker 2: a five minute.

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Speaker 1: That was an iconic press conference for sure.

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Speaker 2: So again, just to kind of rub it in the

521
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Speaker 2: wounds of the Morgan Freeman Law staff, here is Friend

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00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 2: of the Show Frank Caliendo reciting the practice rant.

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Speaker 8: We're talking not practice. We ain't talking about the game.

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00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 8: Were talking about practice. Man, It's pretty good. I'm talking

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00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 8: about the game, actual game when it matters. We're talking

526
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 8: about practice.

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Speaker 2: That's so good man. His Morgan Freeman is rock solid. Wow,

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Speaker 2: rock solid? Uh hey Morgan Freeman and lawyers. That was

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Speaker 2: an oppression, you butt sniffers.

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Speaker 1: Is this anything?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Easy and free around the holiday time. Come on, extra

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Speaker 2: money comes into play man, check it out? Is this anything?

539
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 2: Some dainty beautiful pageant contestant chick was vying for the

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Speaker 2: title of Miss World Chile last week. Miss World.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she took the stage.

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Speaker 2: It was time for the talent competition. Yeah, she had

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Speaker 2: her sash on a beautiful black gown and then she

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Speaker 2: broke out for the talent portion.

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Speaker 6: Some death metal baby.

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Speaker 1: So this is Miss World. Yes, she looks like you

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Speaker 1: keep playing it. She looks like a younger version of

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Speaker 1: Lannie at Trump. I think she's beautiful.

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00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 2: This is something Nigel's never been more turned on.

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Speaker 1: I turn off. That's a woman singing death metal. She's

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Speaker 1: got a band, obviously a pageant chick. She's the new

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Speaker 1: Miss World. She won, won, she got the dub, she won,

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Speaker 1: She's beautiful. Does that even sound like a female singing?

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Speaker 4: It sounds like some sort of.

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00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 2: Sounds like somebody opening up for gwar.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like, you know, I would get those requests

557
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Speaker 1: at eleven o'clock at night at X one O three

558
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Speaker 1: when I played you play some.

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Speaker 2: Death metal man.

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Speaker 1: Although if people would have known that, although if our

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Speaker 1: programmers would have known she was that beautiful, we may

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Speaker 1: have played that. She won. Yeah, that's something for sure.

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Speaker 2: All the other pageant girls are up there talking about

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Speaker 2: world peace, and they're juggling and they're doing comedy, and

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Speaker 2: she goes up there. That's awesome, all right? Is this anything?

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Speaker 2: Hundreds of bagpipers broke the world record in Australia yesterday

567
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Speaker 2: when they gathered to perform ac DC's Long Way to

568
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Speaker 2: the Top. If you want a rock and roll cool

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Speaker 2: here's a part of the record breaking bagpipe performance.

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Speaker 4: Well we love wreaking a world record, don't we? And

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Speaker 4: there are hundreds and hundreds of people here from the

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Speaker 4: public to watch this very special moment.

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Speaker 5: Were playing back op since I was nine, and I'm

574
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Speaker 5: just sort of thinking this would be a bit of

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Speaker 5: fun toward the end of my career, go out with

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Speaker 5: a bang.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, it's something. One of those guys

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Speaker 1: is like ninety eight years old.

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Speaker 2: Is this anything? A bear broke into a home in Colorado.

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Speaker 2: We go not once, but twice in the same night. No,

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Speaker 2: it came back for more. Here are the residents trying

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Speaker 2: to shoe away the bear. Yes, talking about the deputies

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Speaker 2: who came to assess the situation as well. Yeah, oh

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Speaker 2: my god.

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Speaker 8: I have never been more grateful for men with guns

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Speaker 8: in my entire life.

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Speaker 7: Here that ross, sirs, thank you you were for your courage.

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Speaker 1: This first of all, you're gonna get canceled. I've never

589
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Speaker 1: been more grateful for men with guns. This is something

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Speaker 1: for sure. I was just in brick A Ridge, Colorado,

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Speaker 1: and we were at an Airbnb. In the sign in

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Speaker 1: the garage said do not leave the garage door open

593
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Speaker 1: or there might be a possibility of bears wandering into

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Speaker 1: the grond.

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Speaker 2: Which is fancy talk for you're about to be mauled

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Speaker 2: by a bear. Mauled by a bear like Leo in

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Speaker 2: the Revenant. That's what's gonna happen. If you leave that

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Speaker 2: garage open.

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Speaker 1: In the remnant. That's about as brutal as it gets

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Speaker 1: right there. That scene. Holy god, all but have.

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Speaker 2: You seen the like real footage of that, like without

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00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,439
Speaker 2: the computer generated stuff. Have you seen it, Alison? It's

603
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Speaker 2: just a dude in a bear costume, yeah, like wrestling

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00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 2: Leo and it's computer animated in the movie. But it's

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Speaker 2: some dude that looks like Chewbacca and he's like just

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Speaker 2: wrestling crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's awesome though, But yeah, this is something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like how they were shooting the bear away, So I.

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Speaker 2: Know what everybody's expecting us to do, right, They're probably

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Speaker 2: expecting us to do great moments in Shooing Away Bears History.

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Speaker 2: But what we're going to do instead, it's great moments

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Speaker 2: in Shooing Away Bea History. And it starts with this

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Speaker 2: guy who's trying to protect his family in the backyard.

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Speaker 2: They were having some sort of like cookout or something,

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Speaker 2: and a bear just shows up out of nowhere scares

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Speaker 2: the family. So the old man starts yelling like a

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Speaker 2: big bear to scare him off. That was the guy

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Speaker 2: at the end, that wasn't the bear. Wow, great difference

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Speaker 2: moments in shooing away Bear's history. So this was a

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Speaker 2: dude that noticed that there was a bear getting into

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Speaker 2: his bird feeder and eating all the bird seed, and

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Speaker 2: his approach to shooing away the bear was a little

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Speaker 2: more tame. It's gonna tear it off the tree.

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Speaker 8: Nope, don't be a hero now, No stop it down, bear.

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Speaker 2: No man, no down, fair, fair down. You're gonna break

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Speaker 2: it up? Are you starting to?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Buddy?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. I was a tad more tame, a

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Speaker 2: little bit more tame than the guy in his backyard bear.

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Speaker 1: Get It's like I'm shoeing my cat off my counter

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Speaker 1: when he hops up there. Gary, get down, Hey, Gary.

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Speaker 2: Get it? Come on?

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,479
Speaker 2: And of course the gold standard, this was the guy

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Speaker 2: that was out for a hike and the bear came

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Speaker 2: up on him, so he shooed away the bear. Why quid?

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Speaker 2: What great moments and shooing away Bear's History exclusively on

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Speaker 2: the Hammer of Nigel Show