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Speaker 1: I'm being told that it's National take a Walk out

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Speaker 1: Side Day. You didn't know his National take a Walk

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Speaker 1: out Side Day. Doesn't matter what the weather's like.

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Speaker 2: This is a day where you get outside and just

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Speaker 2: breathe in the fresh air and appreciate everything this city

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Speaker 2: has to offer. In fact, here is an official public

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Speaker 2: service message from The Hammer and Nigel Show regarding take

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Speaker 2: a Walk Outside Day. Happy take a walk Outdoors Day

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Speaker 2: from The Hammer and Nigel Show. It's your chance to

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Speaker 2: take a break from this cruel, dark world and enjoy

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Speaker 2: the serenity you can only find outdoors right here in

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Speaker 2: Central Indie. You know, like an empty can of Colt

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Speaker 2: forty five malt liquor g littering the sidewalk, an abandoned mattress,

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Speaker 2: a bum pleasuring himself on the steps of Monument Circle,

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Speaker 2: crime scene tape flapping in the wind, empty shell casing

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Speaker 2: strewn across the sidewalk from a drive by shooting on

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Speaker 2: the near east side. Oh, and of course the pile

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Speaker 2: of dog poop. At least we hope it's dog poop.

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Speaker 2: Walking outdoors in Indie, take a deep breath and soak

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Speaker 2: it in. Oops, watch out for that syringe. Oh, no,

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Speaker 2: there you go, good Ward, take a walk, out doors

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Speaker 2: or outside day, whatever you want to call it.

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Speaker 1: It's the sound effects that get me.