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Speaker 1: Baru mens MANX, I'm fired up, baby man, old man.

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Speaker 1: My name is Nigel. That's Jason Hammer with a very

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Speaker 1: special guest on the hotline.

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Speaker 2: I think he's a legend, radio legend. Dan bass Levy

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Speaker 2: joins us, what's up.

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Speaker 1: I will take all of those.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much, I mean a legend just for

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Speaker 2: coming up with the term arguments alone, Like this is

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Speaker 2: your baby, right, this is.

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Speaker 1: The one I have licensed. It is mine, allmine. It's

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Speaker 1: called arguments. I have a podcast where we debate stuff

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Speaker 1: like this. It can be your your mount rushmore, would

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Speaker 1: you rathers? And all kinds of stuff like that, all

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Speaker 1: those things you would do with your buddies at a bar,

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Speaker 1: barbecue anywhere else where. We have silly arguments with no

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Speaker 1: real answer or winner. That's the fun we're having. And

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Speaker 1: if you guys want to rock and roll, well, I

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Speaker 1: got a pretty good bargument for you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, do it?

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Speaker 1: A Christmas character that you would want to take on

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Speaker 1: in a real fight.

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Speaker 2: So somebody in a Christmas movie or anything, a Christmas

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Speaker 2: character that you would want to actually have a fight with?

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Speaker 1: Yes, who is the one? Shall I get the party started?

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Speaker 1: You want to go ahead? You guys all right, I

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Speaker 1: will go first and foremost, but mine wins. I would

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Speaker 1: take on Ebenezer Scrooge and a win all take all throwdown.

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Speaker 3: My god, Base is like a hundred and something years

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Speaker 3: old is.

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Speaker 1: And he reasons why I wanted I didn't say I

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Speaker 1: wanted a real good fight. I was gonna pulverize Base

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Speaker 1: before you get started. I'm just gonna tell you. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to spoil for anybody. But Scrooge comes around, right. Well,

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Speaker 1: it took a little while to get him to do that.

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Speaker 4: One.

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Speaker 1: I think I can get him a coverorado one good punch.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So he's bringing everybody down down. You know, he

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Speaker 2: doesn't like Chris Miss kind of just wants to be

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Speaker 2: left alone. I see a lot of myself in Scrooge.

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Speaker 2: I gotta be honest with you, Dan, Like, yeah, what

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Speaker 2: if you.

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Speaker 1: Knew of a family that was hurting and little Timmy

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Speaker 1: was walking around about to die, you wouldn't go he

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Speaker 1: gets nothing.

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Speaker 2: Listen, Little Timmy was wearing people out for a long time,

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Speaker 2: like they were.

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Speaker 3: Milking that sympathy teeth as long as they.

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Speaker 1: Could milk your Dan, Timothy, tim he even gets the

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Speaker 1: Jewish heart and that's starry, guys.

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Speaker 2: It's like when you turn on the news and that's sad.

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Speaker 2: Sarah McLaughlin commercial comes on and some dogs about to

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Speaker 2: get the needle. You're just like, all right, that's enough.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, here comes the kid and crutches again.

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Speaker 3: Come on turn all right, so you're on the board

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Speaker 3: with Scrooge. Here, Allison, we'll go to you. First off,

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Speaker 3: I don't fight people. This is this oh bull crap.

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Speaker 3: You give it Nigel and I all.

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Speaker 4: The time, So I say this is more of a

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Speaker 4: verbal I would say. And this This is also on

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Speaker 4: my list of probably the worst Santas of all time,

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Speaker 4: the Santa from Rudolph the Red Nose reindew.

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Speaker 1: You want to fight Santa from.

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Speaker 4: Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer, specifically that Santa, basically that one,

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Speaker 4: because he is grumpy from start to finish. He says

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Speaker 4: how Rudolph, how embarrassing he is, and then at the

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Speaker 4: very end he's like, oh, maybe I can use him

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Speaker 4: for my own good. Meanwhile, he won't eat any food.

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Speaker 4: Missus Claus is trying to cheer him up for the kids.

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Speaker 4: He's rude at her. He's not eating her food. He's

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Speaker 4: just never a light and the only time he's happy

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Speaker 4: is when he gets his way.

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Speaker 3: I'm starting to see her point a little bit here.

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Speaker 1: Right day and the other day he's in charge of

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Speaker 1: how many knuckbag elves walking around making toys, and then

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Speaker 1: he's got to make sure it's all ready to go

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Speaker 1: for one not a year. I can see the arnery

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Speaker 1: from him.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, he's clearly doesn't do anything. Missus Claus is

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Speaker 4: the one walking around doing everything for him, Like you're.

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Speaker 2: Fine with a group of little employees that wear green

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Speaker 2: and all this.

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Speaker 3: Kind of stuff.

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Speaker 2: One of them, I even think, wants to become like

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Speaker 2: a dentist or something stupid. But yet here comes a

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Speaker 2: rein gear that's got a red nose. And that's where

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Speaker 2: you draw the line at it. And I don't like

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Speaker 2: the way that Sanna gives like Rudolph's dad a bunch

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Speaker 2: of crap.

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Speaker 1: Do we have this great bouncing iceberg? No, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: it'll stop as soon as he grows up, Sannah, Well,

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Speaker 1: let's hope. So if he wants to make the sleigh

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Speaker 1: team someday.

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Speaker 4: I mean, Jesus, he's a baby, Go eat some cookies and.

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Speaker 1: Down dub the edudub It's a turnaround story, like you

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Speaker 1: guys said it me. He comes out on top, he

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Speaker 1: gets his way. Classic Allison rant right there. I know that.

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Speaker 1: Who needs a budge when you can just take that

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Speaker 1: one right to the heart.

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Speaker 2: Geez, Christmas movie character, you'd fight if you could nudge Art.

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Speaker 1: Ellen Griswold's dad in a Christmas vacation, That ungrateful drum bastard.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, I'll throw Francis in his his

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Speaker 1: witch wife too. When they're out there on the lawn

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Speaker 1: and poor Clark Griswold is trying to fire at the

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Speaker 1: Christmas lights. Them little lights are twinkling. Clark, thanks for

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Speaker 1: being here, and a little lights they're not twinkling.

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Speaker 3: I know, Ard, thanks for noticing.

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Speaker 1: And then his wife goes and then what hope, kids?

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Speaker 3: You know what a silly ways to resources this.

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Speaker 1: Is, although he did have one of the best underrated

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Speaker 1: lines where he goes, what is it, Clarks, your confirmation

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Speaker 1: to the nuthouse?

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Speaker 3: Hurry up, I'm freezing my back.

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Speaker 1: Heads off, I'm fighting Art, And if Francis wants to

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Speaker 1: get in there too, I'll I'll kick her in the shins.

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Speaker 1: Hands get up, hands, I'm with you on that one.

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Speaker 2: So Allison gets off in a profanity filled rant about

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Speaker 2: Santa and I got Nigel kicking women over here.

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Speaker 3: This is how you know you've got a good topic

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Speaker 3: in argument.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this argument is taking it right to

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Speaker 1: the senior audience. I'm loving this all right.

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Speaker 2: Mine is from the movie Home Alone. But it's not

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Speaker 2: who you would probably Joe Nope, not Joe Peshi, not

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Speaker 2: Daniel Stern, not even the uncle that calls, you know,

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Speaker 2: Kevin a little jerk. I'm talking about the little Nero's

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Speaker 2: pizza guy, what a pizza kid, the teenage boy, because

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Speaker 2: throughout the whole movie he drives like a lunatic through

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Speaker 2: a neighborhood. He's speeding, he's crashing into things. There were

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Speaker 2: kids that live in this neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: Last time I went to Chicago for a concert, Jacob

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Speaker 2: and I went to the Home Alone house.

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Speaker 1: It's in a.

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Speaker 2: Residential neighborhood where children live. And the pizza guys, driving

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Speaker 2: like a damn lunatic.

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Speaker 1: Knocks that statue over every time he pulls in the

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Speaker 1: driveway right.

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Speaker 2: And then later in the movie, when Kevin is buying

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Speaker 2: his cheese pizzas he doesn't give that big of a tip. Well,

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Speaker 2: you know what, little nero pizza guy, maybe you don't

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Speaker 2: deserve one. How many times have you crashed into things

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Speaker 2: in my house? He winds about the tip. He drives

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Speaker 2: like a lunatic. And then when Kevin plays the movie

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Speaker 2: the Pizza Guy thinks he's hearing a real live murder,

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Speaker 2: does he call the police. No, he just drives away

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Speaker 2: like a lunatic, just leaves bodies and corpses in the

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Speaker 2: house to die. This guy's the worst, the absolute worst.

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I'm pretty good. Sounds a pretty

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Speaker 1: good argument. I got nothing for you. I'm bad.

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Speaker 2: Jump in the YouTube chat or send us a tweet,

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Speaker 2: Facebook or Instagram message. Let us know Christmas character you

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Speaker 2: could fight if you could. And Dan, where can we

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Speaker 2: find more Bargaments?

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Speaker 1: Find it anywhere that you download your podcasts, and you

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Speaker 1: can also watch it on YouTube if you want to

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Speaker 1: see what I look like. And also there's a Facebook

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Speaker 1: group that is all Bargaments, All day, all night, twenty

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Speaker 1: four to seven. You are more than welcome to jump

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Speaker 1: in all the Hammer and Nigel people that are coming

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Speaker 1: into it and joining in and causing arguments. I love it.

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Speaker 1: It's a good place to kill time while you're working,

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Speaker 1: so bargaments have at it and I always like to

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Speaker 1: rumble with you guys. Thank you so much, my man.

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Speaker 3: We appreciate you. We will talk to you soon.

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Speaker 1: Let it, guys,