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Speaker 1: This is maybe a game changer. Nige.

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Speaker 2: The Sharman company, the toilet paper people, they're rolling out

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Speaker 2: a new product called Forever toilet Paper, Sharman's new forever role.

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Speaker 1: It's supposed to.

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Speaker 2: Last you up to a month. Now, the name itself

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Speaker 2: may be a little misleading. It's not forever. But this

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Speaker 2: is supposed to be a role of TP that's so

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Speaker 2: big and it's double ply. It's supposed to last a

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Speaker 2: house of two up to a month.

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Speaker 3: First of all, I don't like Sharman. I don't like

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Speaker 3: the Kirkland brand. I like Cottonell. I like what I like.

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Speaker 3: So if there was a product called Forever Cottonell, I

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Speaker 3: might try it.

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Speaker 2: I think Sharman would win over more people if their

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Speaker 2: commercials were more accurate, Like instead of having dancing teddy

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Speaker 2: bears playing with paper, show these teddy bears vigorously.

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Speaker 1: Wiping their anus.

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Speaker 2: That's what we buy it for, right, vigorously vigorously like

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Speaker 2: how bears do it?

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Speaker 3: Now. I don't like Sureman. I don't think you can

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Speaker 3: do Forever toilet paper. What is it like supposed to

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Speaker 3: be some giant.

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Speaker 1: Role that will last you? Right, And here's the cue

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Speaker 1: of a month or something like that.

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Speaker 2: You also have to buy this little kit that you

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Speaker 2: have to put together to put the stand up for

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Speaker 2: God's sake, to where those big Mamma jama sits on.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting out tools from my garage to put up

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Speaker 3: this forever toilet paper like it wrenches and in sockets

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Speaker 3: and and uh, screwdrivers and stuff.

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Speaker 1: You had to put together a little spools.

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Speaker 3: Best thing I've ever heard. Just give me some Cottonell

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Speaker 3: man and I can't get it in my family anymore.

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Speaker 3: Lindsay shops at Costco and some of these other places.

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Speaker 3: She buys the Kirkling brand, which is not satisfactory to me.

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Speaker 3: Cottonell number one, and and I don't believe that forever

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Speaker 3: toilet paper? What does that mean?

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Speaker 2: One thousand sheets? It's one thousand sheets on this roll.

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Speaker 2: And they say that a house of two is supposed

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Speaker 2: to be able to use this for a month. But

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Speaker 2: I've got questions, like what if the house of two

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Speaker 2: eats nothing but white castle and drinks warm Budweiser. I

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Speaker 2: promise you're using more than a thousand sheets? And what

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Speaker 2: type of people.

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Speaker 1: Are we talking about here?

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Speaker 2: Like a house of two that's Kenny Loggins and clay

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Speaker 2: Achin is different than a house of two of Chris

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Speaker 2: Christy and Governor Pritzker living together.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine those two big fat bastards going through

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Speaker 2: just one thousand rolls in a month.

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Speaker 1: Not even close.

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Speaker 3: It's taking like a week, a couple of days at least.

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Speaker 2: And I'm with you, I'm not putting anything together, right,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to take a dump. I'm not going to

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Speaker 2: ikea Okay, let's make that perfectly clear.

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Speaker 3: By the way, do you use some so you use

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Speaker 3: the toilet paper after you're done? You used the Costco

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Speaker 3: We buy the Costco wipes, the fleshable wipes.

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Speaker 1: Those are so bad for your toilet.

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Speaker 2: I can hear Denny Smith's head spinning around right now,

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Speaker 2: like it's spinning around like beetlejuice.

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Speaker 1: But they say fleshable. They're not that flushable, all right,