1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:02,960 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Hammer and Nigel shows. See how 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: many of these ring a bell with you? Hammer Top 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,880 Speaker 1: twenty five signs you're getting older? 4 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 2: Oh, geez, all of them. 5 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 1: I am about to exit my forties here in a 6 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:18,239 Speaker 1: couple months. It's crazy to think about it. 7 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,079 Speaker 3: We still have to figure out some sort of fun 8 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,920 Speaker 3: promotion to do when you turn fifty. 9 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,079 Speaker 1: That is happening behind the scenes. My wife keeps on 10 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: asking me what I want for my fiftieth birthday, and 11 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:29,560 Speaker 1: I just say, the ability not to drive the man 12 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:35,200 Speaker 1: van anymore. I'm fifty. I'll take another beater of some sort. 13 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,279 Speaker 1: I just don't want to drive a van anymore, not. 14 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,479 Speaker 2: The man Van man Van. 15 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 1: But these are the twenty five signs you're getting older. 16 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,840 Speaker 1: I don't know if we should do him in order 17 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,839 Speaker 1: or just randomly, but I think you would identify with 18 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 1: this one more than anybody talking about aches and pains 19 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 1: with friends. 20 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 2: Dude, you know this better than I do. 21 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 3: You've become like my de facto therapist to you in 22 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 3: the morning, be like I slept so wrong last night 23 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,759 Speaker 3: and now I'm walking funny, like you're supposed to give 24 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 3: me the answer for it. 25 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 1: You are the guy that had the frozen shoulder that 26 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:14,360 Speaker 1: kept you home for a day because you took a 27 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 1: nap wrong. 28 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,240 Speaker 2: Dude, I could not move my arm when I woke up. 29 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 2: I couldn't raise it, I couldn't lower it. What did 30 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:20,400 Speaker 2: they do? 31 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 1: Give me a shot of cortizone or something like that. 32 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 2: They give me a cortizone shot? Good drugs man. 33 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 1: Top twenty five signs you're getting older. I'll just I'll 34 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 1: physically represent this one. I'm standing up right now for 35 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:34,400 Speaker 1: the YouTube chat. 36 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 2: Here you go. 37 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 1: It's another sign of getting older. 38 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:38,399 Speaker 2: I'm gonna sit down here. 39 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:45,960 Speaker 1: The old man grunt groaning when sitting down or bending over. 40 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 2: I have talked about this before. 41 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 3: I call it the rock and grunt, Like, if you're 42 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 3: sitting down, you kind of got a rock to get 43 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,400 Speaker 3: momentum going, and. 44 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 2: Then you get up the rock and grunt. 45 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 1: Let's see here disappeared preferring quiet venues to noisy ones. 46 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:09,359 Speaker 1: Preferring a quiet drink over a night out. 47 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,000 Speaker 2: What did you do last night? Night? 48 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 3: Now, keep in mind you you talked about this. Your 49 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:18,240 Speaker 3: wife's out of town, your kids were staying the night. 50 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 2: Somewhere, the dog was gone. 51 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:23,240 Speaker 3: You were a swinging bachelor. Last night, What did you do? 52 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: I had a small glass of Jamison and then small 53 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:32,080 Speaker 1: took a sleep aid and was in bed falling asleep 54 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 1: at nine to eight nine pm. 55 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 2: That's such an old man power man. 56 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: I hit the sleep timer for Seinfeld. 57 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 2: And Man. 58 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:47,639 Speaker 1: I enjoyed a nice, long, deep sleep by myself at home. 59 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 2: Without being interrupted by anybody. 60 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:54,880 Speaker 1: Oh, no dogs, no pooping in the crate, no kids 61 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,919 Speaker 1: pooping in the toilet, you know, in the middle of 62 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 1: the night. 63 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 3: Like the thing is like chicks think, I bet he's 64 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 3: out there with whoes And the real reality is you're 65 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,639 Speaker 3: drinking by yourself and you took an ambience. 66 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: Well when you put it like that, that sounds kind 67 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: of shady, but yeah, that's that was my night last night. 68 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 1: Not caring about the latest fashion trends. I started that 69 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:30,920 Speaker 1: in my twenties, let's see, caring less about how you look. 70 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 1: See now I found that's kind of changed for me. 71 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 1: I don't know about you, and I know you're going 72 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: to get You're getting ready to get the hair thing 73 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: pretty soon. 74 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 3: So next week I'm having my hair procedure. Yeah, I 75 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,440 Speaker 3: decided to take a few days off. So when you 76 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 3: don't hear me on the air next week. I didn't 77 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 3: get fired, at least not yet. Let me make that 78 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 3: perfectly clear. 79 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 1: I think guys that are getting older, especially are caring 80 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 1: more about how they look. If I know, I think 81 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 1: you and I have both gone through some transformations. 82 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 3: I had botox on the air, that's right, the lovely 83 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 3: young ladies of Envy Spa in New pal They made 84 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 3: me look like a million damn bucks. 85 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 1: I said, transformation, not transition. 86 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:19,359 Speaker 2: No, still got my crank, Still got my crank? Anything 87 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,359 Speaker 2: else going? Get at this list? 88 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:21,599 Speaker 3: Here? 89 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 2: And one more thing? Okay, and this is what I 90 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 2: disagree with. 91 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 3: Feeling confounded by AI, I embrace AI. 92 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, now something. 93 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 3: I feel like you should use AI to make yourself 94 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 3: more money, to invest better, to be smarter. I make 95 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 3: AI videos of where Nigel's making out with Joy Behar 96 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 3: and Allison's making out with Chuck Schumer. 97 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I use it for. 98 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, and my wife's coworkers wind up seeing that, and 99 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:52,480 Speaker 1: she's in a professional, you know environment, and they will 100 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:56,559 Speaker 1: forward her and she'll forward them their text to her. 101 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,159 Speaker 1: And just like with the you know, the shaking my 102 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 1: head emoji, who am I married to? 103 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,280 Speaker 3: At this point, I feel like she's pretty much got 104 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:06,720 Speaker 3: that reaction down path though. 105 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 2: Right she knows who she married, she knew what she 106 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 2: was getting into. Damn right she did. It's the Hammer 107 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:13,600 Speaker 2: and Nigel Show.