1
00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:07,039
Speaker 1: Are you really open anything's going to be airplane?

2
00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:09,879
Speaker 2: Are you okay?

3
00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:15,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm pretty freaking far from okay.

4
00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,200
Speaker 4: Are you okay with this? On the Hammer and Nigel.

5
00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:19,880
Speaker 1: Yeah?

6
00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:25,320
Speaker 5: Gammaray Delta Airlines pilot made an announcement before departure over

7
00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:29,160
Speaker 5: the weekend, saying that he understood some flyers are nervous

8
00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:32,680
Speaker 5: with all the chaos happening at airports with the government shutdown,

9
00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:36,400
Speaker 5: so he reassured them with the story about ice cream.

10
00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:37,560
Speaker 5: Check out what he said.

11
00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,080
Speaker 2: I know we probably have part of you nervous flyers today.

12
00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:43,760
Speaker 2: It is perfectly understandable. I want to emphasize this aircraft's

13
00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,760
Speaker 2: not move a single inch. Let's book, My co captain

14
00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:48,479
Speaker 2: Michael and myself are absolutely certain it's safe to do so.

15
00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,360
Speaker 2: Before I left the house on this trip, I little

16
00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:52,279
Speaker 2: one to learn the word ice cream, and.

17
00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,040
Speaker 5: She made me make sure.

18
00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,560
Speaker 2: I promised her to get her ice cream when I

19
00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,080
Speaker 2: get back home from the drip. That being said, nothing,

20
00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:59,000
Speaker 2: and I mean absolutely nothing, I'd safe comes in to

21
00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,640
Speaker 2: fit me over on her ice cream. I know you

22
00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,560
Speaker 2: guys probably have some similar plans. Maybe not tonight, but

23
00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:07,160
Speaker 2: pride tomorrow afternoon with PLI please feel free to join

24
00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,600
Speaker 2: our wife f I and take care of picking out

25
00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,199
Speaker 2: which place you guys are going to get ice cream

26
00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,080
Speaker 2: for you your friends and family. Text about what you

27
00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:13,840
Speaker 2: guys do on the plate. Should be a really nice

28
00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,720
Speaker 2: day to go flying. We'll get you guys up there safely.

29
00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,559
Speaker 3: Okay with this, I'm alright with it because of what

30
00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:24,600
Speaker 3: was happening the government shut down drama with air traffic controllers.

31
00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:28,039
Speaker 3: Like some people probably have been watching the news and

32
00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,000
Speaker 3: they were scared to death to get on the plane.

33
00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:33,440
Speaker 3: Are we going to crash? Are there no air traffic controllers?

34
00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:37,240
Speaker 3: The air traffic controller that's there is even paying attention.

35
00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,679
Speaker 3: So the pilot comes on, tells a little anecdote about

36
00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,240
Speaker 3: how listen, I'm gonna get home to see my kid.

37
00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,200
Speaker 3: You're going to get to where you need to be.

38
00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:46,640
Speaker 3: We're gonna be just fine.

39
00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:47,680
Speaker 4: I'm alright with that.

40
00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:51,600
Speaker 3: Cool, which brings us to great moments in airline captain

41
00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:56,880
Speaker 3: speech history. Here was the pilot that had to address

42
00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,560
Speaker 3: the cabin that were air dropping nude photos to each other.

43
00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:01,800
Speaker 4: So here's the deal.

44
00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:03,720
Speaker 5: This continues where we're on the ground, I'm gonna have

45
00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,880
Speaker 5: to pull back to the gate, everybody's gonna have.

46
00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:07,280
Speaker 4: To get off.

47
00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:10,480
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to get scary evolved, and it's vacation

48
00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:11,480
Speaker 1: that's gonna be rude.

49
00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:12,959
Speaker 4: So you folks, whatever.

50
00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,800
Speaker 3: That air drop that is, let's send a neck a picture.

51
00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:15,840
Speaker 4: Let's get yourself to go.

52
00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,080
Speaker 3: I don't think you ever want to hear your captain

53
00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:23,679
Speaker 3: go quit send a nicked picture. Snoope, Great moments and

54
00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:28,200
Speaker 3: airline captain speech history. Here's a pilot that was just

55
00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:31,880
Speaker 3: trying to remind passengers to not be selfish.

56
00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,440
Speaker 2: Remember the flight at tennis are primarily here for your safety.

57
00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,200
Speaker 5: After that, they're here to make you play more enjoyable.

58
00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,079
Speaker 2: They're gonna take care of you guys, but you will

59
00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,920
Speaker 2: listen to what they have to say because they represent

60
00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,520
Speaker 2: my will and the cockpit or in the cabin.

61
00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,640
Speaker 4: People should treat people the way you want to be treated.

62
00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,440
Speaker 2: When I have to say in every single plight, because

63
00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,280
Speaker 2: people don't, they're selfish and robine.

64
00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:50,120
Speaker 3: Don't lean on up, people, don't fall asleep on other people, don't.

65
00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,160
Speaker 2: Pass out on other people or drivel on him unless.

66
00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:55,120
Speaker 4: You talked about it. And then whether it's just a chacket.

67
00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,600
Speaker 2: Little cedars, I know it stinks to be in the

68
00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:57,960
Speaker 2: middle raging and.

69
00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:01,200
Speaker 4: Fine, nobody's listening. Fine, you own farmress.

70
00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,480
Speaker 2: That it might give to you.

71
00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:06,520
Speaker 3: Loocome on boarder, please, great moments in airline captain speech history.

72
00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,320
Speaker 4: Are you okay with this?

73
00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:11,280
Speaker 5: Dolly Parton talked to People magazine about her legacy and

74
00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,880
Speaker 5: turning eighty years old.

75
00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:14,840
Speaker 4: Here's a little of what she said.

76
00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,680
Speaker 6: I don't try to be anything different than what I am,

77
00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,959
Speaker 6: and try to be who I am. And I've always

78
00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,040
Speaker 6: said the one thing you could say about me is

79
00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:25,640
Speaker 6: I'm a very professional Dolly Parton. I don't try to

80
00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,400
Speaker 6: tell other people how to do, how to be. I

81
00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:32,480
Speaker 6: just hope that everything I've done it will last and

82
00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:33,520
Speaker 6: that we'll do some good.

83
00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,400
Speaker 5: She's really an icon in this country. Would you compare

84
00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,240
Speaker 5: it to like a kind of a Betty White?

85
00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:39,760
Speaker 4: Yes.

86
00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:44,360
Speaker 3: Once Betty White passed away, Dolly became the American treasurer,

87
00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,920
Speaker 3: like she became America's sweetheart. Uh yeah, I'm all right

88
00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,920
Speaker 3: with this. Dolly's an open book man, and listen. I

89
00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:55,280
Speaker 3: will always defend Dolly. Recently, she had some idiot family

90
00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,520
Speaker 3: member go out there and say she was close to death,

91
00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,680
Speaker 3: which Dolly had to come out and go, hey, don't

92
00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,280
Speaker 3: listen to these free loaders. I'm fine, I got sick

93
00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:05,080
Speaker 3: a little bit. I'm eighty years old. Get the hell

94
00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:05,680
Speaker 3: off my back.

95
00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:06,720
Speaker 4: What do you want.

96
00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:10,640
Speaker 5: The big rumor was Dolly insured or boobs? I mean,

97
00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,760
Speaker 5: some of the first boob jokes I've ever made as

98
00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,720
Speaker 5: a kid as an adolescent had to do with Dolly Parton. Sure,

99
00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,520
Speaker 5: did Dolly really ensure her boobs?

100
00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:20,920
Speaker 4: Here's the answer to that question.

101
00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:24,240
Speaker 2: We heard that Heidi Klum got her legs insured, and

102
00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:25,440
Speaker 2: there was some rumor on.

103
00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,359
Speaker 3: The internet that you have a famous body part or

104
00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,440
Speaker 3: parts parts that are also in short, it's not.

105
00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:34,960
Speaker 6: True about that. Years ago, Betty Grabil was famous also

106
00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:38,160
Speaker 6: for her legs, and at that time I said, well,

107
00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:41,480
Speaker 6: maybe I should get my boobs insure, says I'm famous

108
00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,440
Speaker 6: for them. But it was just a joke. I didn't

109
00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,839
Speaker 6: do that. And by the way, you can get new boobs.

110
00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:47,360
Speaker 2: You can't.

111
00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,279
Speaker 4: You can't. You can't. You can't ensure your boobs, can you.

112
00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:51,400
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know.

113
00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,479
Speaker 3: If anybody can. It be her like that's the most

114
00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,799
Speaker 3: iconic pair of boobs in the country.

115
00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,880
Speaker 5: One more thing about Dolly turning eighty. Remember when Dolly

116
00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,200
Speaker 5: I didn't like this, man, I'm sorry, Hammer. She really

117
00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:07,240
Speaker 5: wanted you to get that COVID vaccine, and she she's

118
00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:11,960
Speaker 5: desecrated one of her most famous and well known songs.

119
00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:18,560
Speaker 1: Remember this, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine. I'm begging off, please

120
00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:25,120
Speaker 1: don't hesitate vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine.

121
00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:28,200
Speaker 4: Because once your dead, then that submit too late. Okay

122
00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:28,520
Speaker 4: with that?

123
00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:31,560
Speaker 3: All right, No, I'm not alright with that. But nobody

124
00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,880
Speaker 3: is perfect, right, nobody is one hundred percent spot on,

125
00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,920
Speaker 3: They've never made a mistake. You will get her body

126
00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:42,159
Speaker 3: of work, the charity, and her body of work.

127
00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,080
Speaker 4: How can you not love Dolly? Pardon?

128
00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,239
Speaker 3: Did you see the hand gesture that I made right there? Certainly,

129
00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,000
Speaker 3: thank you,