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Speaker 1: Are you really okay?

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Speaker 2: Are you welcome?

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Speaker 3: Everything's going to be okay?

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Speaker 1: Are you okay? Yeah? I'm fine.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty freaking far from okay.

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Speaker 1: Are you okay with this one? Okay?

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Speaker 5: A wildlife group in Wisconsin rescued a deer that got

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Speaker 5: stuck in someone's basement for two full days they were

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Speaker 5: out of town. It was tired and scared, but okay,

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Speaker 5: here's Nate of Nuisance pro talking about the safely rescuing

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Speaker 5: talking about safely rescuing the deer from the house.

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Speaker 4: We actually nadada and we were gonna use a blanket,

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Speaker 4: but the animal had been in there a couple of days,

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Speaker 4: so it was a little bit tired out and we

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Speaker 4: were able to just grab onto it by hand and

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Speaker 4: take it out. It's a mess. Glass and poop everywhere

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Speaker 4: every season we deal with that. Yeah, anything from squirrels

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Speaker 4: chewing up windows, to raccoons coming down chimneys to deer

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Speaker 4: smashing through knows.

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Speaker 5: Sounds like like when Lindsay goes out of town he

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Speaker 5: comes back the glass and poop everywhere in his house.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, honey, are you okay with this?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I'm all right with this? And again, I love the

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Speaker 2: United States. Of America because a guy like my man

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Speaker 2: Nate right there, can make a good living cleaning up

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Speaker 2: glass and poop from aggressive deers. He said, there's a

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Speaker 2: whole season.

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Speaker 1: Dedicated to its cleaning up.

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Speaker 2: But he's making a killing because these idiot deer they

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Speaker 2: always are breaking into houses and busting through windows.

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Speaker 1: Yes, pea brains man, they do.

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Speaker 2: And this brings us to great moments in deer breaking

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Speaker 2: into houses history. Here is a deer crashing through the

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Speaker 2: window of what I believe was a hair salon.

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Speaker 6: Oh okay, now, Allison, get ready to play that same

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Speaker 6: clip again here.

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Speaker 2: Now I want everybody to close your eyes.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: Instead of a deer, imagine it's a naked Nigel.

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Speaker 1: That comes through the window. Oh my god, come come over.

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Speaker 6: Here, Come over here.

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Speaker 2: People.

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Speaker 5: You're like when helicopter.

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Speaker 2: I just threw up in the studio, the brand new studio.

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Speaker 2: I just threw up all over it. This is gonna

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Speaker 2: be the year we make Allison throw up. The last

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Speaker 2: couple of years it's been nice. This is the year

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Speaker 2: we make Alison throw up. Great moments in deer breaking

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Speaker 2: into house's history. This is when a deer went through

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Speaker 2: a nursing home window. But The real MVP is the

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Speaker 2: guy that was doing the play by play and alerting

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Speaker 2: everybody to what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Don't, don't, don't there's a deer in here.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's out.

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Speaker 6: He's out.

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Speaker 1: I could figure out that he's out.

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Speaker 5: That's that could be easily a call like a Jonathan

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Speaker 5: Taylor breaks loose for an eighty R touchdown.

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Speaker 1: He's out, he's out. Touchdown.

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Speaker 2: I in indeed, why where's Matt Taylor when you need him?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean, I mean, look, yeah, those are hilarious.

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Speaker 5: The Kentucky man is facing charges after he stole his

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Speaker 5: ex girlfriend's car while she was giving birth to his baby.

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Speaker 5: Old Christopher Molette showed up for the birth, but the

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Speaker 5: hospital said he couldn't come in because of quote visitation policies.

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Speaker 5: Sure now, the mom told baby daddy told him he

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Speaker 5: could wait outside in her car instead, and gave him

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Speaker 5: the but then never gave them back.

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Speaker 1: Here's police talking about it.

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Speaker 3: Upon their arrival. Of the officers and make contact with

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Speaker 3: a victim and at that point they had reported their

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Speaker 3: vehicle had been stolen. He was going to see the

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Speaker 3: victim and he was not given admittance into the hospital

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Speaker 3: due to visiting hours, so she said that he could

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Speaker 3: stay in the vehicle to stay warm. Larrance were ended

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Speaker 3: up taking out on that suspect and he was later

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Speaker 3: taken into custody in Johnson County.

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Speaker 1: As this, I'm going to the bar.

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Speaker 5: Are you okay with a man stealing his baby mama's car, Well,

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Speaker 5: she's giving birth to his son.

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Speaker 1: I am now really.

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Speaker 2: I'm coming at this from the perspective of the criminal here. Okay,

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Speaker 2: this is the perfect time because the family is too

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Speaker 2: preoccupied with more serious stuff going on. Right, So what

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Speaker 2: a great opportunity for you as a criminal, if this

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Speaker 2: is your life's work, to kind of fly under the radar.

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Speaker 2: They're worried about childbirth, They're worried about their daughter, they're

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Speaker 2: worried about after birth and all the stuff.

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Speaker 1: That goes along with it.

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Speaker 2: Meanwhile, he's driving around, he's getting to his next gig.

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Speaker 2: If you're a criminal, I think this is a real

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Speaker 2: smart way to work things through it.

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Speaker 1: I'm all right with that, Okay, I think we're creeping

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Speaker 1: up on Oh do we have time for this?

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Speaker 5: You think bang it out real quick? A public proposal

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Speaker 5: on the skybridge in Michigan. Not right there, No, No,

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Speaker 5: The guy lost the wedding ring.

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Speaker 1: I don't care.

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Speaker 2: If he said public proposal, you lost me, You lost

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Speaker 2: me at public proposal. I hate, with the passion of

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Speaker 2: a million fires, public proposal.

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Speaker 1: They did find the wedding rings, I don't care.

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Speaker 2: I wish they never would have. I wish he never

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Speaker 2: would have got it out in the first place. I

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Speaker 2: wish he would have lost it, And I wish he

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Speaker 2: would have left him. If you're so insecure, come on,

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Speaker 2: you have to do it on the jumbo tron at

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Speaker 2: the Eiffel Tower at some sort of big suspension bridge.

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Speaker 2: Then it's not even about the relationship anymore. It's about, Hey,

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Speaker 2: look how romantic I am. I can't wait to put

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Speaker 2: this on Instagram. I hope she leaves him. I hope

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Speaker 2: they get divorced, and god, I hope they never have children,

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Speaker 2: because that kid's gonna grow up to be an a hole,

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Speaker 2: just like his old man.

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Speaker 1: Not okay with this, No, no,