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Speaker 1: You're listening to The Hammer and Nigel Show. It's the final.

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Speaker 2: Say are you guys ready, Let's do this, Let's light

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Speaker 2: this candle.

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Speaker 1: It's the Hammer and Nigel Show.

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Speaker 2: I'm Jason Hammer Jerry Lopez filling in all week for

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Speaker 2: Big Nige and all throughout the month we've been doing

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Speaker 2: stand up comedy Madness. We've taken sixteen of our favorite

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Speaker 2: stand up comedians, different types, different eras, some.

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Speaker 1: Of them alive, some of them dead.

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Speaker 2: We put them in a bracket and you, the listeners,

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Speaker 2: vote on the one you want to advance. Each day

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Speaker 2: there's a matchup now before we get to the championship game.

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Speaker 2: Let's see who won yesterday's that punched their ticket to

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Speaker 2: the final. Yesterday's matchup was between the always hilarious Chris Rock.

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Speaker 1: Many you know what that means, fight us out. We

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Speaker 1: had a handles names.

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Speaker 2: So there was Chris Rock taking on the King of

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Speaker 2: the one Liners Rodney Dangerfield.

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Speaker 3: Well, when I was a kid, nobody was nice. I

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Speaker 3: was six years old, I found out there's no such

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Speaker 3: thing as appo baby food. I mean, nobody was nice.

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Speaker 3: My mother and have a breast fed me. She told

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Speaker 3: me she liked me as a friend.

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Speaker 2: So that was the matchup yesterday and based on your votes,

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Speaker 2: we added up all the Facebook votes, Twitter, which again

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Speaker 2: has been acting a little squirrely, but all of your

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Speaker 2: votes were added up and Rodney Dangerfield is moving.

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Speaker 1: On to the finals.

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Speaker 4: That's an upset, you think. Listen, my brackets been bussed

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Speaker 4: since Dave Chappelle's been eliminated. That was my champion. So

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Speaker 4: I'm not surprised by much. We've seen Robin Williams go on.

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Speaker 4: We've seen some of these people lose, but Rodney's on

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Speaker 4: a heater right now, and it's to be respected.

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Speaker 1: You gotta win one more.

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Speaker 2: So this sets up our championship game. We've got Robin

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Speaker 2: Williams against Rodney Dangerfield. Wow, this is who has been

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Speaker 2: able to make it to the finals.

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Speaker 1: So before we do this, we have to do it right.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do this with.

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Speaker 2: Pomp and circumstance. Okay, before we get to the finals.

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Speaker 2: For those who are able, please rise and.

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Speaker 1: Remove your hats.

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Speaker 2: Here to perform our national anthem, Fergie for the left, Love,

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Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen, Fergie presenting our national anthem, and here

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Speaker 2: to present the invocation the prayer over this good Friday

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Speaker 2: and Easter weekend, Ladies and gentlemen, Ricky Bobby.

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Speaker 5: Dear Lord, Baby Jesus, where is our brothers to the south,

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Speaker 5: call you Esus. We thank you so much for this

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Speaker 5: bountiful harvest of Domino's psc and always delicious.

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Speaker 1: Tackle bail always.

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Speaker 5: That's going to take time to say thank you for

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Speaker 5: my family went two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker

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Speaker 5: and Texas Ranger. And of course my red hot smoking

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Speaker 5: wife Carly, who's a stone cold fox m who for

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Speaker 5: you to rate her ass on one hundred, it would

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Speaker 5: easily be in ninety four. Beautiful Baby Jesus, we also

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Speaker 5: thank you for my wife's father, Chip. We hope that

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Speaker 5: you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him

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Speaker 5: in this horrible leg and it smells terrible and the

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Speaker 5: dog's are always bothering with it. I have to picture

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Speaker 5: Jesus in a tuxedo T shirt because it says like

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Speaker 5: I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too,

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Speaker 5: because I like the party, so I like my Jesus

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Speaker 5: to party.

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Speaker 1: And the people said amen.

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Speaker 2: And now here to perform back home again in Indiana,

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Jim Corneylissen.

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Speaker 5: When I dream.

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Speaker 1: Wabash, then I long for.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 1: Let go.

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Speaker 4: O US say Usa, Usa USA.

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Speaker 2: And now let's meet the starting lineups for tonight's final

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Speaker 2: in Hammering Nogels stand up comedy madness.

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Speaker 1: Let's go the big one in one corner coming out

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Speaker 1: of the East region.

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Speaker 2: He's no longer living, but his spirit lives on in

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Speaker 2: this competition. Nobody brings more energy than Robin Williams.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, they make a drug.

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Speaker 4: To help you through all that, to keep all of

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Speaker 4: your organs intact to your golden years.

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Speaker 1: Can they make a drug to give you mental clarity

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Speaker 1: to your golden time?

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Speaker 4: No, he got a drug to make you harder than

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Speaker 4: Chinese algebra.

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Speaker 1: Grandpa can have wood again. I don't need the walker.

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Speaker 4: I see that, and your grandmother's gone, Oh shit, I

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Speaker 4: thought the war was over.

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Speaker 1: God give me a tennis out. If you're gonna stick

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Speaker 1: me with that rusty thing, get away.

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Speaker 2: So that's Robin Williams taking on the man who just

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Speaker 2: punched his ticket, the King of the One Liner. Nobody

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Speaker 2: had better late night appearances. Nobody got less respect than

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Speaker 2: the one and only Rodney Dangerfield.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you I can't relax. You know. The other

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Speaker 3: night I was in a place I felt like having

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Speaker 3: a few drinks. Someone what I said, surprise me. He

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Speaker 3: showed me that picture of my wife, my own man.

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Speaker 3: He didn't help either. I'm taking me to the zoo.

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Speaker 1: He said.

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Speaker 3: He was hoping my real parents would claim me and

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Speaker 3: my kids. They don't help either. The other day I

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Speaker 3: told my kid, I said something, you'll have children of

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Speaker 3: your own. He said, so, are you real? Smart kid?

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Speaker 3: I got. The other day I told him about the

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Speaker 3: birds and the bees. He told me about my wife

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Speaker 3: and a butcher.

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Speaker 2: Wow. All right, So these are the two you have

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Speaker 2: voted into the finals. You can vote right now. Voting

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Speaker 2: is live. You've got two and a half days. Okay,

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Speaker 2: we're gonna extend the voting period. Facebook dot com, slash

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Speaker 2: Hammer and Nigel or Twitter at Hammer and Nigel, look

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Speaker 2: for the poll. Which one do you want to cut

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Speaker 2: down the nets and be declared the champion? Robin Williams

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Speaker 2: or Rodney Dangerfield. Get your votes in right now at

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Speaker 2: Hammer and Nigel, Facebook and Twitter,